Me: Ain't I funny?

Sarra: No. Now do us all a favor and die.

Me: Okay! X-X

Sarra: YES!

Me: But if I'm dead, who'll type this chapter?

Sarra: Good question. Get typing until I find an answer!

Me: I don't own Inu-yasha!

Chapter 2: Teepeeing Naraku's Lair

The Inu-yasha gang (including Sesshoumaru, Jakken and Rin) were dressed all in black out at midnight. The only thing inside Kagome's backpack were rolls of toilet paper.

"Okay," she says handing each of them a roll, "The point of this is to string the toilet paper over everything and anything you see."

"Like this?" Sesshoumaru throws a roll over a tree, but nothing happens.

"Sesshoumaru," Kagome says, holding out her own roll to demonstrate, "You're supposed to take the wrapper off the roll before you throw it. Observe." She takes off the wrapper and throws it over the tree. And bam, a stream of white comes out. Everyone stares in awe.

"Awwwwwww," they say in unison.

Ahem, I said awe. A-W-E.

"Ohhhhhhhh." they say in unison. And so it began. Toilet paper went streaming out like crazy. Mirouku throws his roll and hits Inu-yasha in the head.

"HEY!" he yells.

"Sorry." Mirouku shouts back.

"Shut up you guys." Kagome whispers, "You don't wanna get caught, do you?"

"Damn monk." Inu-yasha mutters. All of a sudden a twig snaps behind them. Startled, everyone turns around and sees Kagura and Kanna standing there.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Inu-yasha mutters.

"Relax." Kagura whispers taking out a roll of her own, "We're here to help you."

"OKAY!" Pretty soon, there was so much toilet paper in the yard, you couldn't even see the lair through the trees.

"We did good." Kagome whispers as they walk away, "But I can't help but feeling like we forgot something."

Standing in the middle of the yard, covered in toilet paper, was Inu-yasha.

"Kagome?" he asks, "Kagome! KAGOME!" This noise wakes Naraku up.

"What the fuck?" he asks. He walks outside and sees his yard literally covered with toilet paper. And standing admist it all, was Inu-yasha.

"Inu-yasha." Naraku growls.

AFTER MATH...

In short, Naraku taped a doggie whistle to a portable fan and turned it on high while Inu-yasha was working, cleaning up the toilet paper.

"Pain and cleaning at the same time." Naraku says, sipping lemonade, "You can't lose. Keep it up Inu-yasha, you actually have a promising career in toilet paper cleaning!"

END...

Inu-yasha: Not funny wench.

Me: I thought it was. R and R please.

Sess: And totally against my will, to all of those who reviewed (mutters something)

Me: What?

Sess: THANK-YOU!

Me: That's better!