Me: Okie, dokie, pokey, chokey, smokey, Yogi, sokey, bokey, nokie,...

Sarra-

Energizer Bunny: She just keeps going and going and going and going and going and...

Me: (blows up Energizer Bunny)

Sarra: Okay...weird.

Me: (skips by Maria's Set for her fanfiction still going okie dokie pokey etc.)

Maria: (You know who you are) Hey Nic? (My nickname)

Me: (skips back) Yes Maria? (Still skipping)

Maria: Can I use Sess for a quick scene?

Me: (still skipping) Sure. It's not like I own him. Or any other character! If I did, Kikyo would be burning in hell right now! And I would be Sess's mate so fast, you wouldn't even be able to say 'pup' before it happened. As what would happen if many other authoress's would own him.

Sess: Disturbing.

Maria: Okay. Sess, get you're ass over here!

Sess: Yes ma'am.

Me: (still skipping in place) On with the fic! Lalala..(skips away but then skips back on screen) I know some of you people had some questions so here's the answer:

As said in the summary, this is set in modern times. Everyone has their own apartment/ house. They are familiar with modern stuff. This just makes it more fun! There was some confusion with the first chapter because, as so kindly pointed out, Inu-yasha new how to use a phone and so did Menomaru. I am so sorry that I didn't explain that better. Now, on with the fic! (Skips away)

Chapter 3: Scaring Inu-yasha Shitless. (This was originally gonna be Scaring Sesshoumaru Shitless, but with all the rabid fangirls out there, for my safety I switched it! And besides, it's more fun to pick on Inu-yasha!)

Scare 1:

Kagome walks up to Inu-yasha.

"Inu-yasha," she says, "I'm pregnant, with Sesshoumaru's child."

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Inu-yasha runs away leaving a trail of dust behind. Kagome fell on the floor from laughing so hard.

Scare 2:

Kagome walks up to Inu-yasha.

"Inu-yasha, I'm pregnant." she says.

"Keh. So what? It's your problem not mine."

"With Mirouku's baby."

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" he runs away leaving a trail of dust again.

Scare 3:

"Hey Inu," I say walking out on the set, looking on a clipboard, " There's a couple of footnotes I wanna go over with you before the next chapter so I..."

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" he runs off again. Everyone just stares at me.

"WHAT!"

Scare 4:

Inu-yasha was still running through the forest (let's just say there's a forest in the middle of the park m-kay? I know, this fic defies the laws of physics. That's what makes it so cool!)when he bumps into Naraku.

"AHHH-Wait, I'm supposed to hate you. Not fear you!" he takes out the Tetseiga and stabs Naraku in the stomach. Inu-yasha withdraws the Tetseiga and runs off again.

"But I just wanted a lollipop." Naraku whimpers.

Scare 5:

As Inu-yasha runs away from Naraku and accidentally bumps into Kikyo.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" he pushes her off a cliff (again, defies the laws of physics)and Kikyo dies. (I know, she's already dead. See inside last ( ) thingies)

"HAHAHAHA!" I yell running out, "LOSER! HAHAHAHAHA! GO TO HELL YOU SLUT!" I turn to Inu-yasha with a dangerous gleam in my eye that could scare the pants AND boxers off of Sesshoumaru. (Me: Oh Sesshoumaru! Come here! LoL!)

"Now, about those footnotes." I say, in a voice that sounds like the poltergiest from Amityville Horror.

O.O (Inu-yasha) "AHHHHHHHH!" he runs away.

Scare 6:

Inu-yasha runs into a mirror and sees his own reflection.

"AHHHHHHH-Hey, I'm sexy-AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Scare 7:

Inu-yasha runs smack dab into Kagome and acciedentally kisses her.

"AAAAHHHHHH! YOUR KISS! IT...BUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNSSSS!"

Kagome glares at him.

Scare 8:

Note: This cannot continue due to Inu-yasha being knocked out by abunch of rabid Kag x Inu fans. Sorry for the inconvience. He will be back by the next chapter.

In background...

Inu-yasha was wheeling away in a wheelchair from a nurse, extra fast.

"NEEDLES NOOOOOOOO!" A nurse traps him and gives him an anestectic in the ass. He falls asleep immediately.

Me: He'll be fine.

Me: (eating Naraku's lollipop) This is good.

Naraku: (crying like a baby)

Me: I am supposed to care why? (Cuts Kikyo's head off)

Kikyo: REVENGE! REVENGE!

Random People: Oh boy! Soccer! (Runs away with Kikyo's head and body)

Sarra: That's disturbing.

Me: (hugging Sess) I love you.

Sess: I love you too.

Me: Reawy?

Sess: Yes. (Kisses me)

Me: Awesome! But I still have to share you with the other rabid Sesshoumaru fangirls.

Sess: But you don't have to share me now.

Me: Right, I don't. R and R!

(Curtain Closes)