Me: Sorry for the long wait. My computer caught a virus and it took me a while to get it so I could upload again. Thanks for waiting.
Sess: It's about time woman.
Me: I have a name, use it.
Inu: Fat chance.
Me: Shut up you.
Kagome: OSUWARI!
Inu: (kissing dirt)
Kikyo's severed head floating in a jar of liquid: You will all die! You will all die!(looks at me) You are first for doing this to me!
Me: Not likely dude. (Tips jar over)
Jar: (breaks)
Kikyo: Revenge! Revenge!
Me: Don't own nothing.
blah My POV
blah Sarra's POV
Chapter 4: What to do when a stupid authoress (ME! . ) breaks the Tensegia...
"Woman," Sess says, all calm and crap, "drop the sword or you'll break it."
CRASH! BANG! BAM! BOOM!CRUNCH!SQUELCH!BLEH! BLAM! WHAM! POW! (amazing how many synonyms there are for showing crashing and stuff, ne?)
The whole Inu cast was staring at the two halves of the Tensegia.
T - T (Me)
T - T (Sess) -.-(Sess, again)
"Woman" he growls.
"Yes?"
"YOU (BEEEEEEEPPPPIIIINNN) BROKE A SWORD THAT IS SUPPOSED TO FIX BROKEN THINGS! HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT!"
"This story does defy the laws of physics...remeber? A duuuuurrrrrr. My name is Sesshoumaru and I live in a square box that's round and my favorite color is clear...a durrrrrrrrr."
"So what if it is my favorite color! YOU BROKE THE TENSEGIA! I NEED A FANG TO FIX IT! WHERE..JUST WHERE...WILL I GET ONE! zhee...huff...huff.."
The whole cast gets a sly look and turns toward him.
"I do not like where this is going."
5 min later
Sess was standing on top of his palace, with a string tied around one of his fangs and around a toaster, and Kagome was holding said toaster.
"Wench, are you sure this will work?"
"Relaaaax, the old toaster trick. Souta and I did this all the time to make a quick buck when we were younger."
"We did?" Souta asks.
"You were too young to remember. Bombs away." Kagome drops the toaster and it ends up ripping out Sess's tooth by the roots.
But let's look at what really happened
"Bombs away." Kagome drops the toaster alright...but unfortunately, the toaster took Sess down with him.
"WEEEEEEENNNNNNNCCCCCHHHHHH!"
BAM!
5 min later
.- (Sess, I wish I could show a piece of floss tied around a fang right now but, alas, technology is not that advanced...STUPID TECHNOLOGY! IT'S SUPPOSED TO SOLVE PROBLEMS BUT HALF THE TIME IT IS THE PROBLEM!)
"Wench(now referring to Sango), why am I taped to a wall?"
"So you don't move while we're pulling on the floss."
:)(Sango)
O.O (Sess)
:P(Sarra & Nichole) The whole gang (except for Inu cause he'd sooner spit on Sess's face than look at him) got ready to pull.
"1..."
"2..."
"2 1/4..."
"Th-...2 ½..."
"3!"
"HEAVE HO!" (All)
"WOOOOOO" (Sarra) Everyone stares at Sarra.
"What?" And then they pull. Sess's tooth came out very painfully by the root.
But that's what he would like to happen so...it didn't happen...
What really happened was:
"What?" And then they pull. Sess's tooth didn't come out so easily...instead he got ripped off the wall and slammed into another.
.- (everyone but sess)
5 min later...
Our favorite piece of little floss(man I wish I could draw a slice of pie now...)was now tied around a toaster and Sess's tooth.
"Why am I all of a sudden scared?" he asks.
"Cause I'm at the wheel." I say.
"Which is exactly why I'm scared."
"SHUT UP!" I throw the toaster and the toaster drags Sess along with it and he hits the other wall. Unfortunately, that wasn't all. The toaster also fell on our poor Sessy's head.
"Oops."
So much later that the 5 min. later dude got tired and quit...(Me T.T)
VROOM VROOM! Yes, that was the sound of a four wheeler.
Sess's tooth is tied to a four wheeler and he is tied to the Sacred Tree.(poor tree)
The ROPE is tied to the back of the four wheeler. (Nichole wants floss but OH WELL)
(nichole: but I love floss! T.T)
" Ready Sarra?"
"Yup!"
T.T (Sess)
"FLOOR IT!"
"WOOOOOO!" Sarra takes off really fast (floors it for all you stupid people Me: -.- Now we'll probably get a ton of reviews sayin that you can't floor it on a four wheeler, Sarra. Sarra: .) The tree uproots and Sess goes flying through the air and bangs his head on the back of the four wheeler after getting ran over by it. Then I laugh my butt off before hitting the brakes then after Sess hits his head on the back of the four wheeler Nichole comes and floors it again. (Once again we know you can't floor a four wheeler so SHUT UP!)
10 min later...
Now... he's strapped to a dentist's chair w/ a dentist(nichole) standing by him. (be afraid...be very afraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiddddd!) BWAAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAA!(Sarra) (nichole thinks we should've tied him to a normal tree; the one that Kagome (wicker basket)(it's what kagome means for the mentally stoopyd people)didn't find inuyasha on (for all you, once again, mentally chalangd poople) Nichole can't breathe right now! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! (Wait lets laugh in pig latin (I'm not explaining what it is.. FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELVES!) ahay ahay ahay ahay!... okay enough with that..
Nichole takes out a pair of pliers and tries to pull it out but the pliers break. -.- "OMG!"
Now, she pulls out a wrench (take out the R and you get WENCH. WOOOOOO! )and yanks out a tooth.(No fooling around this time poople. What? I'm not stoopyd, like yoo.)
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Lightning strikes behind Nichole as she BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH's
"IT IS...ALIVE!"
T.T (Sess)
-.-U(Sarra) "Uh, Nichole, wrong tooth."
"WHAT!" everyone yells.
-.- (Sess.)
(In slow mo) "Grrrrrrr, WOMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!" (Still in slow mo)
He starts chasing after us in slow mo (he's the one in slow mo not us). So now he's like 10 miles behind us and we're still runnin.
Authoressessesses's note:
Chibi Sess (runs across screen) "FEAR ME!"(not in slow mo anymore)(oh yeah, he says it like he sucked in helium.)
END!
US: R&R!
Me: I thought it was funny, didn't you? Besides...if you want Sess back...review. And for you guys, I'll change my ransom...If you want Kagome back...review. And for those of you who really don't like any of said people...if you want Rin, Shippo, and Kilala back...review. I think that about covers it! . Don't you Ryushi?
Ryushi: -.-