Me: CROSSOVER CHAPPIE! FWEEEE! .
Ariel: -.- Is it You-Gay-Ho? (That's what she calls Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Me: -.- That's Yu-Gi-Oh Ariel.
Ariel: Who gives a shit?
Yu-Gi-Oh cast: WE DO!
Me: -.- Look you can kill Yugi for all I care...
Ariel: YAY! .
Yugi: O.O
Me: When this chapter is done.
Ariel: Damn!
Yugi:P
Ariel: (takes out dagger)
Yugi: O.O
Me: (coughs)
Ariel: Just getting ready.
Me: Once again, I don't own anything.
Yugi and Joey were in the middle of a duel when...
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Kagome falls out of the sky and lands on Joey's head. Don't ask me how she got there, my inspiration train derailed.
"What in the name of Ra?"Yami asked. Kagome gets up and starts cussing out the well.
"God damn mother F(BEEEEEP)in sunovabiatchin well. I swear to god one of these day's I'm gonna take a (BEEEEEPP)IN chainsaw to it. GOD DAMN!"
O.O (Everyone) Somehow, the whole Inu-yasha cast got there too. Did I mention that Mr. Imagination was on the inspiration train?
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Tea screams and jumps on Bakura (Hikari, not Yami), "KILL IT!" she points to Naraku (he really is an it.)
(-.-) (Naraku) "Boo." he says, totally unenthused. Tea screams and hugs Bakura tighter.
(-.-) (Bakura) And tragically in the background, since she didn't know what a major highway was, Kikyo jaywalked and consequently got ran over by an 18 wheeler semi. (YAY!)
"KIKYO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Inu screams and runs out to her roadkilled form.
"HEY!" Kagome yells, "FINE! BE LIKE THAT! YOU, "she points to Marik, " YOU ARE NOW MY MAN!" she lays a big wet one on him.
O.O (Marik)
:) (Authoress A/N: MY DREAM HAS BEEN REALIZED!)
In background:
Inu gets run over by a blue slugbug that was goin 5 mph. He didn't die...but an ambulance came and loaded him up on the bed thingy.
"Let's get him to the hospital." the head EMT dude said.
"NEEDLES! NOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!" He yells, when the ambulance doors close, he puts his face up to the window like you see people do when they get hauled away in a prison truck. "NOOOOOOOOOO!" he yells. And it drives away.
o.0 (Everyone)
"Okayyyyyy." Yami Marik says. He then sees Rin. She looks up at him and starts to laugh.
"HAHAHAHAHA! POINTY HAIR!" Yami Marik starts screaming like a madman.
"CHILDREN! I CANNOT TAKE THE LAUGHTER OF CHILDREN! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" he dissolves into a blob. A random rare hunter comes and scoops him up, puts him in a ziplock bag and hands him to Kaiba, who just sticks him in a de-blobbing thingy.
Rin takes Jakken and throws him on Watapon(that cute little pink puffball duel monster). Jakken screams and uses the staff of heads on it...alas, to no prevail. It just sits there, staring and smiling at him.
"Lord Sesshoumaru," he said, all scared, "It's staring at meeee." Sess turns and stares at him too...(Me: Sess! Stare at me! Sess: (glares) Me: YAY!)Jakken starts running around and screaming his head off. He runs out to the middle of the street and yells at the cars to run him over.
But alas...
The cars...
Never...
Did...
So he...
Was all like...
This -.- ...
And...
I bet...
That ya'all...
Want me...
To...
Stop...
Talking like...
This...
Don'...
'Cha?...
Tee hee...
SQUELCH! Jakken was now like Frogger, road kill.
"Amazing." Yami said, poking Jakken, "I've never seen such a duel monster before."
Jakken's eyebrow started to twitch.
"THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A DUEL MONSTER YOU PATHETIC BAKA NIGEN!" He uses the staff of heads and burns Yami to a crisp. (Ariel: . Me: Happy now?) The eye of Horus glows on Yugi's head and he busts out of the ash. (Ariel: (Kills me) Me: XP Ariel: Now...anyone else wanna let Yugi live?(glares at Ryushi) Ryushi: (all chibi and scared) Dreammisstress Jade: (takes chibi Ryushi for her chibi army) Ariel: And I now shall take over typing this story) But then keels over dead. (Me: (wakes up) Ariel: DIIIIIIIEEEE!(lunges at me) Ryushi: (turns back to normal and kills Ariel) Me: ♥.♥ YAY! (glomps) Ryushi: -.-)
o.0 (Everyone, staring at the A/N)
"OKAAAAAYYYYYYYYY." All of a sudden, AhUn falls from the sky along with my army of rabid flying squirrels.
Me: Hey! Stevie! Get your platoon outta here!
Stevie: But we must destroy armies of chibis in order to save your hinie oh fearless master Nichole.(Stevie is a flying squirrel by the way)
Me: -.-
Ryushi: You have them well trained 'Oh fearless master Nichole'
Me: Shut up.
Rex's Twin Headed Dragon stares at AhUn. They just stare.
And stare...
And stare...
And stare...
And stare...
And stare...
And-
Whole cast: WE GET IT ALREADY!
Then, they get hearts in their eyes...it's love. THD (twin headed dragon) takes out a bouquet of flowers and hands it to AhUn, AhUn blushes and they fly off into the sunset together.
o.0 (They seem to be making this face a lot)
"I challenge you to a duel!" Joey yells. He takes a duel monsters card and slaps Sess across the face with it.
.- (Sess) "I accept your challenge you pathetic nigen." Sess takes an iron glove and slaps Joey across the face with it.
"Ooooooohhhhh." the whole cast says.
"Ouch, that's gotta hurt." Tristan says, "Good luck Joey old pal." he pats a swirly-eyed Joey on the head. And in the end, the entire Yu-Gi-Oh cast ended up challenging the whole Inu-Yasha cast to a duel and the Inu-Yasha cast won because they have real weapons, DUH!
THE END
Me: (hands Jade a blobbed Marik and de-blobbing thingy) Enjoy.
Jade:P (runs away all happy)
Marik: NOOOOOOO!
Ariel: (totally mauls Yugi so he is not recognizable anymore)
Me: -.- That girl...O.O is so scary.
Ariel:)
Ryushi: Review, same threat applies as in the last chapter.