Me: Kya ha ha!
Ariel: (beating the crap outta Yugi)
Me: Hasn't he had enough?
Ariel: No. (continues beating him up)
Me: -.- Don't own squat.
Chp 6 Boot Camp
Everyone steps off a bus that took them to boot camp.
"Hey, this doesn't look like the plumbers." Inu said.
"Inu-yasha, haven't you ever learned how to spell?"
"Well, keh, you never told me what a boot camp was anyway."
"Excuses, excuses."
"So what is boot ca-"
"ARE YOU MOUTHIN OFF SOLDIER!" the boot camp leader yells in Inu's face. Inu jumps ten feet in the air. The whole cast looks up and waves.
"ALL YOU MAGGOTS!" we'll call him Sarge, kay? Sarge yells, "BED! YOU WILL MEET YOUR BUNK MANAGERS IN THE MORNING! REPORT FOR BREAKFAST AT 0600 HOURS, ZULU IN THE MESS TENT! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!" Kagome raises her hand.
"WHAT SOLDIER!"
"My watch only has 12 hours on it."
"THAT IS SIX O'CLOCK WISE ASS!"
"Ever heard of contractions?" Kikyo muttered. Some random guy shoots a gun in the background and the bullet hits her straight in the forehead and whaddya know? She dies. :P (You people just knew that was coming, didn't ya?)
In the morning...
That annoying bugle tone plays and it rings throughout the whole camp.
In guys bunk...
Inu sticks his head under his pillow and starts muttering curses that are too profound to mention on this chapter. Looking back at the other chapters, you're probably wondering why...right? Because I said so. Sess wakes up and starts chipping pieces of mud mask off his face. The boys just stared at him.
"What? I gotta look sexy at all times!" They then turn to Miroku who has 'Dickhead' written on his forehead with a Sharpie.
"What?" All of a sudden, the door busts down and who should be there but...RYUSHI! Why? Because I said so. Besides, it would be just wrong if a girl were their bunk manager...right? Wull then again, I could see Sess in his boxers. :P (A/N: Down Kawika)
"Wakey wakey, tofu eggs and bakey!" Ryushi yells. He turns and sees Miroku. "Looks like Ariel got you too."
"What?" All of a sudden...
"AAAAARRRIIIIEEEELLLLL! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"(a girl yelled that, not Miroku) Miroku runs to the bathroom and comes out with his forehead all raw from scrubbing it. The whole bunk bust out laughing.
"SHUT UP! IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Kouga gets up and slips on a bar of Dove soap with moisturizing formula.
"Hey!" he yells, picking it up, "Whose damn piece of crap is this!" Sess grabs it out of his hands.
"That, would be mine." he says, all defensive, and heads off for the shower.
In girls bunk...
Nikki busts down the door with her forehead all red from scrubbing and Ariel laughing behind her.
"Did you really think I'd let you sleep peacefully?" Ariel asks-laughs "Especially after that little make over you gave me on the camp bus?" The door magically heals itself.
"Alright bitches and bastards, or both. TIME TO GET UP! THE SUN WILL COME UP TOMORROW! BET YOUR BOTTOM-"
"Bet my ass?" Kagome asks
"Shut up smart ass. Get dressed. Time to eat the leftovers from the Civil War." Nikki throws a bucket of water on Kikyo and she melts to mud. :P (Well she is dirt.)
In mess hall...
Here's the line order: Kagome, Shippo, Ryushi, Sango, Me, Sess, Inu(someone should really separate those two),Miroku, Rin, Kilala, Jakken, AhUn, Ariel, Sarra, Naraku, and Kikyo would be there but she's mud so...mud spelled backwards is dum. :P In the line, Nikki was giving people the scoop on the food.
"Today we have: mashed potatoes, circa 1941, old meatloaf that will give you enough gas to blow up the whole camp, and (sniff) somethin brown that just sits there." Ryushi takes a swig of coffee and then spits it out.
"Oh yah, and cold coffee that's basically water."
"Thanks for the heads up Nic."
"No problemo:P"
"Hey." Sango says, staring at her tray, "Don't move." Everyone stops.
"What Sango?"
"I think my brown stuff moved." everyone stares at the brown blob. It did move.
It plopped right onto the floor and Sarge slipped on it and broke his neck and had to be taken to the hospital so, everyone had to consequently be shut up in their bunks...managers included.
Guy's Bunk...
"Well this sucks." Ryushi says, "I'd rather be sharing a bunk with Ariel than be in here. And that's sayin something."
"Why?" Kouga asks, "Does she snore?"
"No, she kicks."
"I think he would rather be stuck in the same bunk with Nikki, if you know what I mean." Miroku says suggestively. Ryushi glares at him.
"I already do. Being the only boy manager sucks." Sarra busts down the door.
"I'M HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!"
"-.- Again, I will say it: Being the only boy manager sucks."
In girls bunk...
The girls were playing Day of Reckoning on the GameCube on a 60 inch plasma screen TV.(Day of Reckoning is a wrestling video game in which you can make your own wrestling diva. And you can be the wrestlers from both RAW and Smackdown. FLAIR LOOKS LIKE A SAGBAG! (hides from Triple H and Flair) Nikki puts Sango in a pin and Ariel smashes a chair over her head to free Sango. Nikki starts beating the crap out of the A button on the Wavebird to get herself up.( I have 3 wavebirds. :P They're the wireless controllers for the GameCube)
"So Nic, how's Ryushi for a bunkmate?" Ariel asks.
"Shut up. He sleeps like a baby."
"Yeah, which is why I heard groans and "Oh Ryushi"s all night."
"SHUT UP! Are ya sure you weren't just having some sick fantasy of your own?" Nikki throws Ariel's girl on a table and then beats her with a kendo stick repeatedly. Kagome hits Sango with a fire extinguisher.
"Hey Sango. Why not just throw this match? You're gonna lose."
"I'd rather be caught dead, starch naked, in a bed with Miroku." Everyone stares at her, even the people on the video game.
"Well, upgrade it to Ryushi." Everyone seems fine with that and the game continues.
In guy's bunk...
The guys were staring into the girls bunk with binoculars.
"Hey," Kouga says, "How come the girls get a plasma screen and we don't even have a grey and white TV?" They all look at Sarra.
"Cause girls rule." Glare.
"Hey guys!" Miroku yells, "Kagome's taking off her shirt!" All the boys hurriedly look out the window.
"Crap. She has a tank top on underneath." They all sigh and turn around.
"Hey! Now Rin's taking off her shirt." Sess throws Miroku into the opposite wall.
"You, monk, are very demented."
"No duh." Sarra says.
In girls bunk...
All is empty.
Camera Guy: What the-? (switches camera view to outside of guys bunk) Oh, there they are.
Outside guy's bunk...
"On the count of 3...1...2..." Everyone gets ready to jump.
"2 ½ ...Thre-2 3/4."
"NIKKI!"
"THREE!"
In guy's bunk...
The door busts down again.
"WHAT THE-? WHAT NOW!" Ryushi yells. The guys...and girl were playing floor hockey.
"Well fine," Kagome says, "Here we bring the TV and the PS2 and the GameCube so we could play video games-"
"BACKYARD WRESTLING!" Sarra yells in the background.
(-.-) "As I was saying, we bring this over and all we get is rudeness. Well fine!" All the girls start to walk away.
"WAAAAAAAIIIIIIIITTTTTT!" the guys yell. The girls turn around.
"Yes?" Ayame asks, raising an eyebrow.
"We'll play." Kouga says. The girls smirk.
END
Me: In the next chappie. Boys vs. Girls showdown on video games. All to a really cool soundtrack I chose:P GIRLS WILL RULE ALL! (joins Ariel in beating up Yugi)
Sarra: Though it's not necessarily gonna be all video games.
REVIEW RESPONSES!
BeautyOfTheRose: Thanx for that! Now I can actually sound smart at school when Justin asks me why I do random stuff:P Twice! (Sorry, random...but there is actually a LoL)
Andrea: Rolling on the ground is fun! My dog and I do it all the time:P
13ittersweet: I've heard my stuff be called funny, hilarious, weird, "Okaaaayyyy", but never effing funny! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE:D And I know I'm good. I'm very good. I'm on fire baby! (Licks finger and touches butt) (sizzling sound is heard)
catherine-the-elf: I like elves! Did you see the end of Lord of the Rings: The Twin Towers? That is so funny! Maybe I should do movie parodies for a chapter! That would be cool. Jakken would be Golem, Sess would be Sam, and Rin would be Frodo. I could see that easily, very easily. EMT'S RULE! Tell your mommy I said hi!
moon-fan- 101: Oh, okay, thanks for that. I was all confused. And to your sister: BITE ME! I BUST MY BUTT DAY AND NIGHT TO MAKE YOU GUYS LAUGH AND BE HEALTHIER AND I JUST GET CHASTISED! EVERYONE'S A CRITIC! I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF! T.T (Note: The authoress likes to dramatize) Hi Evil Slytherin Queen:P
shippwantscandy: (gives candy) Happy? And yes, I thought that card thing would make people laugh! I know I wall all red in the face typing it! Mom thought my asthma was back or something. (Yes, I had asthma but I outgrew it.) Peace to mind scaring events! (makes peace sign)
Dreammisstress Jade: I call Britain, France, Germany, and Poland! Why? Cause they're my ancestral countries. And Greece, and Rome! Gotta go for the culture:P And Canada! I like Canadian bacon:P (de-blobs Sess) Sesshy! (glomps)(You see a bunch of bishies as blobs in ziploc bags behind me.) Now that, is the way to catch bishies:P MY ARMY OF SQUIRRELS AND YOUR CHIBIS SHALL UNITE! WE WILL RULE ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (cue lightning and scary music)
Ryushi Nagami: WHY THE HECK DIDN'T YOU REVIEW!