Hello everyone, Hiei666 here and I have finally thought of a story to write that would be funny. We all know that Sesshomaru is a hot Demon puppy with little to be happy about. So what does he do to make himself feel happy? What does anyone do to feel happy? Wow, it's amazing what some people do in their privet lives. But I bet you never thought it would happen to everyone's favorite demon lord.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Inuyasha charicters. Note: I do not hate Inuyasha, I just love to see him squirm.
Sesshomaru, The Demon Lord Lush;
Chapter one:
Kagome sighed. They were never going to stop, never, never, never. Kagome felt like her legs were going to fall off with all the traveling they do. Sango saw Kagome's state and thought it best to rest for a wile. "Inuyasha!" she shouted, "I think we should stop for a wile." Inuyasha looked at Sango, then at Kagome. He only went on like this to hide the fact that he himself was getting very tired.
"Fine," Inuyasha snorted, "we can rest here so the weak little humans can take a break from walking." Kagome looked up at Inuyasha and gave him a devilish glare. "Inuyasha…" Kagome sang. Inuyasha stopped in mid air and deeply regretted it.
"Sit." Inuyasha fell a good 15 feet from the air, right into the ground. He recovered after much muffling and cursing. After that, everyone enjoyed some nice stew that Sango said had been their family's recipe for generations.
Inuyasha stopped right in the middle of eating and sniffed the air. Kagome noticed his uneasy state and paused herself. Inuyasha instinctively took a defensive position as Sesshomaru stumbled out from the bushes, a happy looking Rin close behind him. Sesshomaru had a flushed look on his face. Inuyasha pulled out his sword and poised it at Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru fell over backwards and burst out laughing.
Everyone except Rin gave him a confused look. Rin just laughed along with him, though she too had no idea why. Sesshomaru pointed at Inuyasha and kept laughing his head off. Inuyasha took this as a threat for some reason and jumped up in the air only to drop right back down. "Sit." Kagome said calmly. Sesshomaru only laughed harder. Kagome walked over to him and saw a little red on Sesshomaru's features.
Kagome smiled. "He's a lush!" Sango looked confused. "Why on earth would Sesshomaru drink?" Sango asked. Miroku looked at Rin who simply shrugged.
"Rin just thought Sesshomaru-sama was really happy!" Rin said happily. Sesshomaru was sprawled on the ground gasping for breath. Kagome stood over him. Most people smelt sickly of alcohol when they are drunk, but Sesshomaru didn't smell like anything. Sesshomaru got up and staggered over to Inuyasha who just stood there. Sesshomaru whispered something into his ear which made him blink, then blush.
Shippo simply fell over with laughter. Sango looked over at him. "What did he say Shippo?" She asked. Shippo was not going to say anything, but Sesshomaru had no problem doing it.
"Why I simply congratulated him on finding such pretty women to travel with! The young girl is simply a marvelous catch, but I think the tall one has a more satisfying look, simply wonderful Inuyasha! Why I never would have thought it! And a demon slayer at that, I've never seen the dirt from that particular angle Inuyasha, how does it feel?" Sesshomaru asked without taking a breath.
Inuyasha quickly got up and was about to take a swing at Sesshomaru when he grabbed him by the shoulders and just burst into hysterics. Inuyasha had a blank face and looked strangely at his brother who was eyeing Sango. He got out of Sesshomaru's grip and watched as he stumbled forward. Sango was biting her bottom lip trying not to laugh as the self-conscious demon lord tripped over his own feet. Kagome started giggling and Sesshomaru suddenly got angry.
"Stop laughing!" Sesshomaru said strangely calm. "How would you like it if you were him, Inuyasha can't help but look a little funny and it really isn't his fault, well I guess he does look somewhat hilarious what with his twin brothers standing right next to him, hey how come I never knew about them Inuyasha your very own brother and you never told me, well I suppose they are also my brothers as well since they look so much like you, but how do they move without moving their feet?" Sesshomaru just kept saying strange things and Sango could no longer contain herself. She started laughing to her hearts content.
Sesshomaru walked over and held on to her shoulder for balance. He then proceeded to smell her hair getting an angry look from Sango and an interested look from Miroku. Sesshomaru acted as if he had just smelt the most wonderful thing in the world. Sango was about to slap him when Jaken ran out from the bush.
"Lord Sesshomaru I-…hello lord Inuyasha." Jaken said with a weird look on his face. Inuyasha backed up a bit. Sesshomaru put his arm around Sango and watched as Jaken came closer to a frightened Inuyasha. "It's been a long time, I've missed you Lord Inuyasha." Jaken said calmly.
Inuyasha shivered and pointed his sword at the little toad that was gradually coming closer. Kagome stared wide-eyed as Inuyasha looked like he was going to run for the hills. Jaken came closer and Inuyasha ran and hid behind Sesshomaru who didn't notice until Inuyasha poked his head from behind him.
"Hey, what are you doing back there, you were just over there, you really shouldn't confuse people like that Inuyasha, what if you never found your way back to the dirt?" Inuyasha gave him a cold glare and looked back at Jaken who hadn't yet turned around, but when he did, he gave Inuyasha a loving stare.
"LORD INUYASHA, I WILL ALWAYS BE YOURS! THERE IS NO NEED AT ALL TO RUN! COME LET'S RUN OFF TOGETHER!" Jaken yelled happily running towards Inuyasha who sprinted away, Jaken following close behind. Sesshomaru lowered his head and rested on Sango's shoulder; she looked at him with a confused expression. She was about to decapitate him for doing it when she realized, he was asleep. Kagome helped her in lowering him to the ground.
"I can't wait to see what he will act like in the morning." Kagome said. Sango looked at her with a smile. "I really think that should be the last of your worries."
Inuyasha quivered on a very high tree branch as Jaken circled the trunk below.
Well, that was chapter one. Hope to update soon! R&R! please!