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Chapter two: "Rave" at Badon

So, last time, we were on Caelin. Now we're not. We're at the Castle of Badon... hey... hold on... I think that there's no castle at... well, there is now. Happy?

Ok, now we have a castle. Inside it, lives a King (Duh), and a very strange one. He's Fargus, an ol' pirate.

Since he is the Lord and Master of this country (...that is, if a country can have only ONE town), he tries to befriend other lands by inviting their rulers to parties and stufff. He seems like a cool dude, huh?
Welll, he isn't. He´s a very, very nasty person who likes to get drunk, dance the whole night (a la Travolta), and get drunk. That kind of stufff.

Since almost everyone in this story appears to be a millionaire who likes to spend their money in crap (like buying drinks to get drunk) instead of helping others, lots of foreign rulers spoke of Fargus as a "Nice person" or a "Lucky son of a (Insert f-word)"

The reason of why they call him so was that he was married to a very beautiful maiden, named Ninian. She had long, shiny hair, and was an excellent dancer. And now, she was a queen.

Fargus was so darn happpy about getting married that he invited almost every single king, lord, marquess, ruler or chief that he knew.

Everyone... even Hector and Eliwood.

These two guys were brothers (and couples in a LOT of yaoi fanfics, by the way) (almost as much as MatthewxGuy!) (I hate yaoi!) (Red plus yellow makes orange!) and heirs to the throne of the great Kingdom of Ostia.

That country fought Badon a loooong time ago, and Fargus thought that it was a good time to stop the usual hostility between them both.

"Ahoy there, pups! Welcome to me humble abode!" he saluted, while shaking hands with the duo.

"Thanks, sir!" politely answered Hector. Eliwood merely nodded.

A few minutes later, almost everyone was drunk and dancing (they don't waste time...).

"Man, this party SUCKS! I mean, there's not a lot of things to do here ,unless you like to get drunk and dance around... I'd rather... What?"

Eliwood gasped and quit daydreaming, for he had just seen the most beautiful woman in the world.

"She... she... is beautiful... er... I mean, I know, it was on the last paragraph, but still..."

The Ostian noble tried to get a better sight of her.

"...I... I... OK, I must be brave! Come on, Eliwood! Give her a good impression!"

Suddenly, he tripped on a carpet, collided with a table, and stepped on dog poop.

"Damn..."

"Sir? Are you okay?"

"She noticed me! Yes!"

"Er, of course, fine... excuse me, fair lady, but who are you?"

Ninian (Yes, Ninian. It was obvious!) smiled and walked towards him.

"I'm Ninian, wife of king Fargus, my lord."

"Flux! She's maried!" "

And I'm Lord Eliwood, from Ostia. Pleased to meet you..."

"..."

Since I'm not good at writing romances and all that stuff, let's do it the fast way.

"I love you!"

Kiss, kiss.

"I love you more!"

Hug, hug, kiss.

Crowd: Awwwww...!

And next day...

"Thank you, sir! I can´t remember the last time I drank that much without falling into a coma..." said Hector.

"Gwa ha ha har! Ye and yer brother always be welcome here!" added Fargus.

And the Ostian ship sailed into the horizon... (Yes, now Ostia has docks and a sea. Don't send me emails!)

"Hi, Hector..." mumbled Eliwood, after climbing to the deck.

"What did you do?"

"Uh?"

"I'm asking you tell me."

"Hey! I didn't do a thing!"

"Yeah... well, last time you had that face and talked like that, you just had dyed Dad's hair when he was sleeping..."

"...Yes, that was fun... but I really... well, I... didn't do a VERY bad thing now..."

"Come on, we're brothers! You can tell me!"

"I... er... I ran away with Fargus wife!"

"..."

"Hector? Are you...?"

In the beaches of Badon, two fishermen heard a very loud yell.

"What was THAT?"

"If it isn't a fish, I don't care. That's my philosophy."

"YOU IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU?"
"Please- ungh! stop,- argh! hitting me!"

"ARE YOU NUTS? FARGUS WILL GATHER AN ARMY AND HE'LL KICK YOUR PANSY LITTLE BUTT ALL THE WAY TO ILIA!"

"Yes, but... We have an army too! And we have a castle, and towers, and a very big wall..."

"AND? IT'S STILL DANGEROUS! GIVE HER BACK!"

"No!"

"NO? WHY?"

"Stop talking on capitals! I won't... I... love her..."

"..."

"I'm sorry. But I'm a PRINCE! And my army's gonna fight for every single mundane desire I have... but in this case, it isn't. I love her, and if to stay with Ninian I have to fight a whole army on my own, I will."

"..."

"...Sorry."

"That... that was... beautilful..."

"Uh?"

"Er, I mean, THAT WAS STUPID! But still... okay, the dude was drunk, so we have a chance that he will not notice..."

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH! WHERE BE ME BLOODY WIFE?"

"Dude, did you notice THAT?"

"It wasn't a fish, so I don't care."

"Well, he noticed..." mumbled Hector, after hearing that yell.

"Let's go back to Ostia. Then, we'll plan our defense..."