Me: We're taking a break from the video game thingy, cause, quite frankly, I am stuck. Completely stuck. If you have any ideas, any at all, just tell me them. I would really appreciate it. Thanks.
Sess: Wow woman, you actually sound halfways sincere.
Me: Shut up. I"m gonna tell you who's playing what so you know what's going on:
Day of Reckoning(wrestling): Me, Ariel, Ryushi, and Sess (moon- fan-101: 4 words for ya, BRA AND PANTIES MATCH! Just kidding)
Backyard Wrestling: Sarra, Inu, Kag, and Miroku
Super Smash Bros. Melee: Sango, Shippo, Rin, and AhUn (thank god for analog sticks)
DDR2: Naraku and Jakken (What! I would love to see them do Breakdown! Ne, Ryushi?)
Soul Calibur II: Kik and Kilala (again, analog sticks)
YYH Dark Tournament: Vacant (YYH Dark Tournament: (holds up sign that says, for lease by owner)
Me: Don't own squat...now, on with it!
Chapter 7: Talk Show
(Stage has been set up like Oprah)
I sit down on a chair and cross my legs.
"Now, Sesshomaru. I have a question that I'm sure we all are wanting an answer to, Just what is that fluffy thing on your shoulder?"
"That's Mr. Doodles."
"Mr...Doodles?" o.0
"Well, he was my pet poodle, but he kept going on my new Persian rug, so we had to get rid of him."
O.O (Everyone)
"Moving on. Kagome, what exactly do you and Inu-yasha do when you're separated from the group?"
"Mostly, we just fight."
"Nah uh! Not those two hours we spent behind the waterfall!"
"Hey! You threw yourself at me! Your brother is much better!" Sango and Ayame cover Rin and Shippo's ears.
"For the sake of this fanfiction's rating...let's move on."
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW KAGOME! HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME!"
"THAT'S ABSURD! WE NEVER WERE TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
"NEXT THING YA KNOW, YOU'LL BE SLEEPING AROUND WITH NARAKU!"
"Uh, Kagome?"
"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!"
O.O (Everyone)
"I never knew she had it in her." Sango said.
"Riiiiiiiiiight. Um, okay. Can we go to commercial...please?"
Commercial 1...
Kenshin slips on a pea. (It may not be much, but picture it...it's funny.)
Commercial 2...
Me: I am currently selling Kurama, Hiei, and Youko on Ebay. Starting at 10 cents a bishie.
Hiei: WHAT THE HELL? YOU DON'T OWN US! (is restrained from killing me by Youko and Kurama)
Me: I never said legally. I just said... 'I am selling Kurama, Hiei, and Youko on Ebay at 10 cents a bishie.'
Kurama: She has a point Hiei.
Hiei: Shut up you...you...
Youko: Pansy.
Hiei: Yes, pansy, thanks. SHUT UP YOU PANSY!
Me: So start bidding all you rabid fan girls...and gays...and bicuriouses? o.0
"Welcome back from the commercial break! Now, after that little, ahem, 'sit' ordeal we had, Inu-yasha is out of the hospital and is his bright eyed, bushy-tailed self again...er, sorta."
"What the hell? I don't have a tail!"
"I know."
"Then why did you say I have one?"
"HEY! I'M THE HOSTESS! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS! SO SHUT THE HECK UP AND LET ME ASK THEM!"
O.O (Inu)
"Fine, gosh."
"Now, Inu-yasha, do you have heartworm?"
"HEARTWORM? WHAT THE FRICK IS HEARTWORM!" I open up a dictionary.
"Heartworm is where parasites get into a dogs heart and shut it down...killing the dog."
O.O
"OMFG! I AM GOING TO DIE! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" he grabs Kagome, "KAGOME QUICK! I'VE GOT TO LIVE EVERY MOMENT LIKE IT'S MY LAST!" He picks her up and takes her backstage.
"I do not even WANT to know what they're doing back there."
"Amen."
"Sango,"
"Yes?"
"How do you feel about Miroku touching your butt all the time?"
"My philosophy is, once is funny, twice is enough, three times deserves a spanking." (Does that sound wrong to you people? Or is it just me?)
"Hey, she has a cute butt so what?"
"Oh really Miroku, and just what kind of butts do you like?"
"Girls with cute medium sized butts."
"Like Nikki?" Sess asks.
"Yes, like Nikki."
"-.- That is so disturbing." (Meh, I had a guy say that about me in the second semester. And he was sitting right beside me. TAKE HIM OFF AT THE KNEE RYUSHI! Yes, you are my hitman.)
"Shippo, how good of friends are you with Rin?"
"We're great friends. We play puppies, and ponies, and dollies, and dress up, and make up, and princesses, and.."
5 hrs later
"And we chase Jakken around and put flowers on him and.." Everyone was asleep.
2 hrs later..
Now it was just plain annoying.
"OKAAAAAAAAYYYYY!"
T-T (Shippo and Rin)
"Awwwwwww, I'm sorry." I hug them.
"God Nikki, take some Midol." Sess mutters. I give the cameras a 'cut it' signal and they turn off. Behind the blackness, you hear the sounds of someone beating up Sess. The cameras turn back on and I am sitting on a black and blue Sess, fixing my ponytail. Ariel runs up behind me and gives me a sharkie. (Gawd I hate it when people do that to me)
"AAAAARRRRIIIIEEEEELLLL!" I chase her offset and again the beating up noises resume.
5 min later
All is normal...sorta.
"Okay, where were we? Oh yes." I flip open a laptop and show everyone a SessxKagome lemon fanfic.
O.O (Everyone)
"What do you think about this?"
O.O (Everyone) Miroku lets out one long scream, while everyone was still staring at where the laptop used to be.
"Oh...my...GOD!" Kouga yells. Sango starts hyperventilating into a brown paper bag. Inu-yasha brings out the Tetseiga.
"WHO MADE THAT? I'LL KILL 'EM!" he runs offset. Ayame just stares, while covering Rin and Shippo's eyes. Kikyo runs off and commits suicide. ( sighs There, I got my daily Kikyo bashing in. I feel better.)
"How come I never did that?" Sess asks, facing Kagome.
"Because, you're dog crap." Kagome answers. She stands up and starts walking off. Sess follows.
"Hey, I resent that."
"Since our whole cast is indisposed, I shall end this chapter. And please remember, review me your suggestions."
Me: HAHAHAHA! PEACE TO MIND SCARRING EVENTS! (makes peace sign)
Sarra: Oh please, I am still trying to get that out of my mind.
Me: (just smiles)
REVIEW RESPONSES!
sakura sama- Wull thanks. I thought it was funny. Moms are evil like that, so don't worry. And I have been asking around about that one prank..you know what people say it is...I ask them and they say "It's a prank." -.- That gets so annoying. I SHALL CONTINUE SEARCHING! (runs away)
BeautyOfTheRose- GAAAH! Darnit. I always mess up when I try to type your name. As you just read, I kept up the good work...I never picked my belly button to begin with...and Miroku wasn't too perverted...I think...if people die from brain hemorrhage, not my fault...any getting down and or funky, we will take responsibility for...and you and I BOTH need to stay out of our mom's nursing textbooks...PEACE TO NURSES DAUGHTERS!
anime grl- YEAH! TWO KIKYO BASHERS! WOOOOOOOOO! (runs around until she finally hits a wall)
moon- fan-101- OMG, OMG, O...M...F...G! ANOTHER BATISTA FAN! YEEE! (hugs you) wasn't that match totally awesome! I am so happy that Kane got his revenge on Edge. Wull, it ain't Lita's fault. She can't choose who she falls in love with. And Matt had no right to say that she was a slut on his website. NONE AT ALL! And dude, Christie should not have been fighting Victoria. She was not ready to take her on..period! Carlito's match was totally boring. Ariel and I think they should make a toilet scrub brush out of him. Are you going to watch PPV this Sunday? For all the pay-per-views Sarra and I go to Ariel's house...too fun. I am so sad they traded Batista to Smackdown. T.T Oh, and hit ESQ for me. SHE HAD NO RIGHT TO HIT YOU! And I knew ESQ didn't mean to criticize, I just do that to annoy people.
Ryushi Nagami- HAHAHAHA! NOT TELLING YOU! It involves a bra and panties match, though.
catherine- the-elf- I think I could do that...yes, I could definitely do that. (Evil smirk) I should do a parody of White Chicks...(smirks) that's funny.
Dreammisstress Jade- OMG! I am so so so so so so sorry! I had no idea! Can you ever forgive me! T-T About to watch a real exorcism on tape.O.O Back from watching...creepy, yes. Real, not so sure. Thankies for the bacon. (Eats Canadian bacon)Happy belated Canada Day, by the way. Wait, do you still have my de-blobifier I gave you? And all you basically have to do is just run around them laughing like a little kid, or just smile and stare at them. :P Oh, and throw this at them. (throws bags of Snicker bars at you) They don't do anything, but it's fun:P (ships you blobifier) (P.S. What about Germany, France, Britain, and Poland?)