Well, I am happy to say that this is the last chapter of Lush. It is so hard to find humor for this stuff. At first I didn't know how I was going to get the huggable puppy lord of the west winds to be funny, as we all know he would never crack a joke while he is sober, so I had to make him drunk. Now to reply to all those wonderful reviews!
(miloyed: that is the funnest story i have ever read starts to laugh again keep up the good work ok.:D)
Thanks a lot! I am happy to say that many people find this story funny, but you are the first person to ever say that! I am very happy! I am also pleased that I was able to write something that you liked that much! Keep reading!
(ravin-999: that was hilarious! it's nice to see seshhomaru out of character every so often! please update soon!)
Well, I guess it was a good thaing I made him this way! I live to please! Well, I hope you have fun reading part two!
(MidnightAbyss: Hahahahaha! You should add more to this! Seriously! I think I like the idea of dying of laughter!)
I havethree things to say to you missy! ONE! I hope I spelled your pen name right...aparently I am not very good at doing that! TWO! Dieing of laughter does sound like the perfict way to go, you're right on the money! THREE!...I was lieing there is no three...I just want attention...
(EVILkrazyMONKEYS: AHAHAHA oh that's great, I do feel a bit concerned for Sesshy though, but it is still really funny.)
Thank you very much...I also can't hep but say I LOVE YOUR PEN NAME! I is funny...and I am easily amused!
(Seine: Wow... That is funny, a little confusing though, but funny... Wow, sesshy drunk... hehe, funny)
Either you didn't think it was all that funny because you said funny three times...or you couldn't think of anything else to say...or you liked it so much it was three times as funny as normal funny! If none of those was right...I won't be suprised...
(RinsDarkMagician: ahahahaha that was so funny! omg that was hilarious! please write a part 2!)
You know...It was you who made me acually want to write a part two...otherwise...I would have forgotten. So everyoe reading this...it is thatnx to this person that there is a part two!
There done, now please R&R! This is the last chapter of this story!
A Screaming Inuyasha
Inuyasha squealed. "Get him away from me!" He shouted. Jaken gave an ugly smile and hugged the tree. "Don't worry Lord Inuyasha, I will help you, and we will be together forever! I can leave that cold hearted beast and be with you."
"Achoo!" Sesshomaru sneezed. Kagome looked at him then began to worry. When was Inuyasha going to come back? Sesshomaru started to pet Sango's hair. She was getting annoyed. All of a sudden, Sesshomaru turned it into a full-on embrace leaving a stunned Sango.
"I JUST LOVE YOUR HAIR! It feels like water only it doesn't all whoosh away when I touch it, you are a goddess Miss Sango! I must say I never would have thought that a human could smell so good but you…I'm getting hungry, what is that stuff Inuyasha always seems to be lathering his taste-buds with…ramen? Yes that's the stuff, Miss Kagome, where can I find this…ramen?"
Kagome looked in the eye. "You want ramen?" Kagome asked evilly. Sesshomaru looked at her with a freaked out face. "Miss Kagome…I had no idea you could scowl like that…GOOD FOR YOU, every frown can have a smile however so it may be best for someone of your stability to keep on smiling. I may be drunk right now but let me assure you that even if I wasn't I would be smiling over your bloody graves!" Sesshomaru said cheerfully.
Kagome sweet-dropped. "Alright, well let's shut you up with some ramen." She said. Sesshomaru seemed to love the ramen and proceeded to pass out after swallowing it whole. The only problem, he still had Sango's kimono sleeve in a death grip.
Kagome went to find Inuyasha while Sango stayed with Sesshomaru. Sango kept herself occupied by listening to the very humorous things Sesshomaru said in his sleep. About half an hour later, he was still at it and the things he said just kept getting funnier. It was really hard to take the demon lord seriously when he was clinging to Sango's sleeve like a little kind and singing "It's a Small World After All" and not even getting the words right. Sango would have laughed so hard, but she had to contain herself so he would sleep. Seconds later, Sesshomaru darted up and was awake. He nearly took Sango with him, but the sleeve was just long enough. Sesshomaru was breathing really hard and looked at Sango with a frightened look. Then, out of nowhere, he slumped to the floor holding his head.
Sango looked at him. "Are you still drunk, Sesshomaru?" Sango asked. Sesshomaru lifted his head up. "Well, I am certainly glad I was, now I have the answer to the question, why the hell am I here." He said coolly.
"What woke you up anyway Sesshomaru?" Sango asked. Sesshomaru's eye twitched. He crossed his arms and a little red could be seen on his features. Sango looked intently at Sesshomaru for his answer. Sesshomaru sighed.
"I was being chased." He said. Sango looked at him with a strait face. "That isn't anything to be embarrassed about Sesshomaru, were you re-living something that happened when you were little?
Sesshomaru looked at her with his melted golden eyes and mumbled something under his breath. Sango leaned closer and Sesshomaru tensed.
"What did you say?" Sango asked sweetly. Sesshomaru swallowed and said it louder, but practically gagged when he said it. "By Jaken…" He said with a rising blush.
Sango bit her lip. Her lungs were at the point of bursting and tears came down her eyes. Sesshomaru looked at her with a frightened expression. "What the hell is the matter with you?" He asked backing away slowly. Sango had tears in her eyes because she could not laugh! Whatever happened she would not laugh, she must not laugh!
As if to answer her Inuyasha walked in with little green kiss marks and toad blood all over his face. Sango looked at Inuyasha and her eyes narrowed, this was all a dream; of coarse, all a dream! She decided to take advantage of this and walked over to Sesshomaru and sat down beside him. Sesshomaru looked at her with a scared look on his face. Sango French kissed him and went to bed.
Sesshomaru had a look of pure terror in his eyes and looked at Inuyasha who had wide eyes. "Did that just happen?" He asked. Inuyasha shrugged.
Sesshomaru then made a declaration. "I must still be drunk; there could be no other alternative!" Sesshomaru declared loudly. Sango could be heard from outside at the campfire. "Oh please, it's because you're hot, and you kept hitting on me when you were drunk!" Sango yelled from her sleeping bag.
All of a sudden, Jaken appeared at the doorway, Kagome fallowing close behind. "Inuyasha, Jaken here says you kiss so passionately…is it true?" She asked unsuccessfully trying to hold back a laugh. Inuyasha glared daggers at Jaken. "I though I killed you." He said in a dark tone. He was trying to act tough so Jaken would leave him alone.
Jaken ran up and hugged him and earned him a yelp from Inuyasha. Sesshomaru was at the point of laughing…and then he did. Inuyasha tried to pry the toad off but he wouldn't let go. Kagome started laughing and Inuyasha stared crying. "Why do you want me, Sesshomaru is the hotter brother!" Inuyasha cried.
Sesshomaru got up and left the hut…and then ran for Sango as Jaken realized his mistake and ran for Sesshomaru. Sango was sitting next to the campfire pinching herself to wake up, but it wasn't working. This was the most boring dream she had ever had. It got interesting however when Sesshomaru ran up to her and grabbed her by the shoulders and hoisted her up so he could hide behind her.
Jaken walked up to him and Sango. Jaken's eyes were shadowed and he kept walking towards the cowering Sesshomaru and the confused Sango. "Come on Lord Sesshomaru, you know and I know that you want me, so stop playing hard to get." Jaken said in a squeaky voice. Sesshomaru looked disgusted and Sango looked as though she would die of laughter. Sesshomaru suddenly got an idea and spun Sango around to face him and kissed her passionately on the lips.
Jaken gasped and gave a hurt expression. Sesshomaru kissed her for a lot longer then intended. Even after Jaken had run away crying and Inuyasha could be heard screaming in the distance.
Haliluya! I am finally done with this story! It took me forever to figure out, but thanks to your reviews, I managed to perk it up a bit! I really hope you liked that! R&R plz!