Major note, you must READ! Alright People, for those of you who said that I should write a new chapter, then I will. But of course, these are the people who didn't listen when I said, THIS STORY IS DONE! Now, just so you guys know, this is defiantly the last chapter of this story! Thank you.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.

Chapter Three: The very last Chapter!

Inuyasha jumped up into a tree once again. This was really weird. He had to find some way to get Sesshomaru away from Sango and with Jaken. Inuyasha waited for about five hours up in that dang tree before Jaken finally fell asleep.

(Alright people, this is how the story ends. This is what happens to everyone.)

First:

What happens to Inuyasha?

Well, while trying to convince Sesshomaru to be with Jaken and not Sango, he somehow managed to do so, not without loosing a few limbs, but it was worth it. Then Sesshomaru and Jaken were to be married, but then after Sesshomaru realized that it was not a dream "because dreams hardly last this long" he got really upset and left the poor Jaken at the Altar. Inuyasha of course was once again followed by Jaken who eventually forced Inuyasha to marry him because he was having Inuyasha's baby. This confused Inuyasha to the point where he gave up and married Jaken and all the while wondering why the mutant babies were never born. Then he lived a strange life and died at the age of 2009; an incredible feat for a half-demon.

Second:

What happens to Jaken?

Well, if you didn't pay attention, he fell in love with Sesshomaru after being tortured to no end by Inuyasha. But apparently, Sesshomaru only thought this a dream and left the poor toad to wallow in his grief alone at the altar. But then a thought hit him, Inuyasha! He ran as fast as his little legs could carry him back to Inuyasha who showed him little to no respect in his visit. Jaken then tried to court Inuyasha, but unfortunately, Inuyasha was not gay. Then Jaken sprouted another idea! Knowing his Inuyasha was not the brightest of the bunch, he slickly told Inuyasha that he was pregnant with Inuyasha's baby. That, needless to say, messed the half-demon up to a considerable amount. Then they get married and Jaken dies almost a week after he is married to Inuyasha. The killer is still unknown.

Third:

What happens to Kagome?

After seeing the love of her life Inuyasha get married to that stupid toad, she went into a depression for about five minutes before getting an idea. She fallowed Jaken home and killed him in his sleep, making sure not to leave any trails. She then left back into her time and later finished school and married some guy named Jeff and had a kid named Stanly who grew up to be the worlds best pop-tart maker and played in 2 ½ movies. Kagome died at the age of 79 and her husband died at the age of 32. He walked in on her while she was taking a bath and suddenly he was on the front page, we still don't know who killed him. If you have any answers…please notify this author.

Fourth:

What happens to Miroku?

After helping the local nuns find their inner slut, Miroku decided to work as a bartender for the worlds most screwed up bar. He was loved by all the women and most of the men and got married quite a few times. We are sorry to say that there were too many of them to count. He had approximately 68 children and none of them died at a young age. Every once in a while, he comes in contact with one or two of them, but that's because they were born freakishly smart and know were he lives. He makes a very dishonest living and tries to steel money from bums on the street to make him look cool to the nuns who get the money he steels. He then tried to be the president of a chess club but they didn't like his hair so they said no. (Silly, silly chess weirdo's) He died at the age of 43, refusing to get ugly by age.

Fifth:

What happens to Sesshomaru?

After leaving Jaken at the altar, he realized that he did, in fact, love Sango, this took him a few seconds to figure out after hitting the town twelve nights in a row at the most messed up bar in the world. He never went there again because the bartender hit on him every time he went there. After he went to see Sango, they got married the next day. This happened to be the same day Inuyasha and Jaken were getting married. Sesshomaru lived his life with Sango and the only time he fought with her was when he refused to buy a lawn gnome. They freaked him out, he wasn't buying. Then, they had a child named Leaf who became the new lord of the western lands and took after his father and adopted a little girl named Min. Sesshomaru died at the age of…well no one really knows if he died or not…he's a pretty privet guy. As for Sango, she died at a good age of 105! She was a wonderful mother too… (Sniff)

Sixth:

What happens to Shippo?

No one really knows what happens to Shippo…after he single handedly beat the leader of the rapid chipmunks…no one has heard of him since…

Lastly:

What happens to Koga?

I know, I know, he wasn't in this story, but I still want to put this little thingy in for our favorite bad-ass wolf! Well, after he found out that the leader of the rapid chipmunks had been destroyed, he joined forces with the rapid squirrels and soon became their leader. He died at 6004 years and was buried with all the brave squirrels that lost their lives to the squirrel-chipmunk war. He died after getting a horrible disease called rabies. Apparently some jack-ass chipmunk bit him. The squirrels where infuriated and the war continued. A new leader was formed, so don't fret, but there isn't a squirrel alive who could replace there wonderful leader Koga…

Well, people, for those of you who DO read this little note, I AM done with this story. I just feel bad for the people who thought it was done, but then again, those were the people who PAIED ATTENTION! This is the absolute LAST chapter in this story, THERE WILL BE NO MORE!