Kagome: Hey Inuyasha! Have you sniffed out sliver inu yet?
Inuyasha: What do I look like! Your own personal dog or something!
Kagome: (eyes his irresistible doggy ears) Un huh. (nods)
Koga: Well, that's what you ARE dog turd! A mangy, puny dog!
Inuyasha: WHY YOU! (A look into Inuyasha's brain:MURDER! KILL! RAMEN! BLOOD! GUTS! WOLF! RAMEN!)
Kagome: Inuyasha. Sit boy.
Inuyasha: AAAH! (makes a decent sized crater)
Koga: (Steps on Inuyasha) So, my mate, did you miss me?
Kagome:uuuuuuuuuumm..., (stalling), oh no! Silver inu's not here to do the disclaimer!
Inuyasha: So?
Koga: SO! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A CATASTROPHE THIS IS! MILLIONS OF DEADLY DEMONS WILL ATTACK SLIVER INU IF SHE DOESN'T WRITE THE DISCLAIMER! THEY WILL PUT HER THROUGH UNSPEAKABLE TORTURE, TAKE EVERYTHING WHICH IS HERS, AND THEN FOR SPITE, SUCK HER BLOOD AND STEAL HER MILK DUDS!
Kagome: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT SLIVER INU'S MILK DUDS! IT'S WHAT MAKES HER LIFE WORTH LIVING! WHAT DEMON COULD DO SUCH A THING!
Naraku: Hey! Don't look at me! Even a soulless, despicable villain like me has his standards!
Koga: They're demons from the future...they're called...(Insert Dramatic Music Here)...LAWYERS!
KAGOME FAINTS
Inuyasha: Well I for one am not going to let that happen! Koga, round everybody up!
DISCLAIMER:
Kagome: No one owns me!
Inuyasha: Feh! She wishes she owned me. (sob. So true!)
Shippo: Nope, me neither!
Koga: No one owns me but my women Kagome!
Naraku: I am owned by no one..., so stop telling me Kikyo does!
Kagura: This is a waste of time... isn't it obvious?
Miroku: Ah! Sliver inu..., so hot..., so sexy..., of course she can have me!
Sango: Pervert! (bonks him on the head) She doesn't own either one of us you baka!
Shippo: Hey, if we can't find sliver inu..., then who wrote this chapter?
Everyone:...?" Oo
Sesshomaru: (sits typing at a computer) MWAH-HA-HA-HA!
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Sesshomaru vs. Tenseiga
"Forever," Sesshomaru's answering word rang through Kagome's head. "Forever. Forever. Forever..."
How could this be? It only was a few days ago that Inuyasha and Kagome had been so happy together. And now she was to choose to live in freedom with Inuyasha in death, or to live in a living death with Inuyasha free. Either way she chose, there would be no chance for Inuyasha and herself to be together. Was fate against them? Would they never find happiness?
"What is it going to be, human?" His voice snapped Kagome from her reverie. "This Sesshomaru will not waste time for a decision that should have already been made."
"Why? Why forever?" How could he be so cruel? "Couldn't I just teach Rin everything I know and then return."
"Certainly." He paused. "But you most likely will not live that long."
Kagome gritted her teeth. "Yes. I agree" Anything to get Inuyasha back, even if it meant she could never have him.
"Very well, let us depart." Sesshomaru glided away not giving Kagome a second glance.
Which irked Kagome to no end. Remember, it's the only way. She whispered to herself in determine,"if I must bear it I will!"
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Sango paced back and forth in front of the hut which contained Inuyasha's body. If Kagome hadn't given up on Inuyasha, well, then neither would she. After all Inuyasha had done for her, it was the least she could do for a friend. Nobody would be able to get near Inuyasha, not while she was on guard. Sango looked to the west and sighed, she really hoped Kagome would get back soon...
"Sango." Miroku approached her holding a tray. "You haven't eaten all day, so I brought you some food."
She turned her face away. "Thanks Miroku, but no thanks. I just can't eat."
Miroku put down the tray and then turned her face back to him gently with his hand. His somber expression showed deep concern. "Sango, I know you are upset, but you are only doing a disservice to yourself if you don't eat. Especially since you need the strength to fight off demon scavengers from Inuyasha's body."
Sango closed her eyes and nodded.
Miroku seemed pleased. "Fine then." He led her to the stairs in front of the hut and they sat down to eat together. Sango unconsciously played with her rice for a bit until Miroku's frown stilled her hand and she brought the chopsticks to her mouth.
"Miroku."
"Hmm?"
"I can't," her voice broke. "I just can't get over what happened to Kagome and Inuyasha. I mean, I feel horrible for Inuyasha because of his death and the circumstances about it, but I feel even worse for Kagome. I can't even imagine the pain she's going through."
"I understand." Miroku bowed his head. "It is truly tragic when a person steals another person's heart and soul, and is ripped away..., out of reach." His voice caught. "Every time he closes his eyes all he can see is her face, hearing her voice on the slightest breeze, only wanting to touch her.., embrace, love her." Miroku's eyes burned into her own.
Sango's mind spun, and then froze. Suddenly she realized Miroku wasn't talking about Inuyasha and Kagome anymore...
"Sango, I..., I-"
Sango abruptly stood up. Someone with a strong demonic aura was approaching. "Sesshomaru!" Sango gasped as he came into view. "What do you want? Isn't bad enough that Inuyasha is dead? Have you come to gloat as well?" Her eyes narrowed. "Or is your purpose for coming here more sinister?"
Sesshomaru icy gaze bored through her. Miroku stepped in front of Sango protectively. "Be not a fool, I've no such time to waste. As if I cared enough to see the remains of my half breed brother's demise. I came only to honor an agreement."
"I'll bet." Sango snarled. "Well, you're not getting through me!" She raised her weapon threateningly.
"Sango, no!" Kagome having finally caught up to Sesshomaru, heard the last bit of conversation. She would not want another death on her hands. "Sango, Sesshomaru is only here because of a deal I made with him! He is going to use his tenseiga to bring Inuyasha back."
"What!" Sango and Miroku exclaimed.
Sesshomaru strode past them as if nothing happened.
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Sesshomaru growled in frustration. His father's fang would not obey him! It taunted him, stung his pride...
What was it that he needed for it to work? Ah yes, he would need kindness of heart. If that was what it was going to take he wasn't sure if using the sword would work. But he had made a promise, had given his word...
"This Sesshomaru will not be beaten!" He closed his eyes trying to find this mysterious feeling. Nothing. He tried picturing Rin's face..., Ah! There was a slight pulse but not enough. Sesshomaru thought back to the day when the tenseiga
had pulsed, the day Inuyasha died... He thought of the human's wailing of mourning that had reached him that day... PULSE..., PULSE..., PULSE!
Sesshomaru inhaled with surprise, he hadn't even tried... But, he would not question providence. He pushed the strange occurrence out of his mind, never to be thought of again...
Sesshomaru sighted the other worldly creatures and sliced through them with one clean stroke.
Inuyasha's body began to function once more. Sesshomaru smelt the fresh blood pumping through his body. Inuyasha had not opened his eyes yet.
"Kagome...," he longingly whispered. Then the surrounding smells hit him. "Sesshomaru!"
"Indeed, I've quite missed you as well, little brother." Sesshomaru smiled.
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Kagome: (In a sports bra and gym shorts) All right! I've been putting this off all day! It's time for some yoga! Let's start with the perfect egg! The cat! The pendulum!
Shippo: Oo Oh no! Momma's being possessed by a demon! I must get all the gorgeous, hot men so all the fans will be happy! Wait..., Ah! (bonks head repeatedly with both fists) What did I just say!
Inuyasha, Miroku, & Koga: (all race up, running after Shippo. Their jaws drop as they see what Kagome is wearing and doing. Miroku drools.)
Inuyasha: Miroku, you lecher! Stop being yourself and help Kagome!
Miroku: (approaches Kagome's butt..., and hastily retreats at Koga's and Inuyasha's murderous looks) Ahem! Demon BEGONE! (throws sutras)
Inuyasha: Drat! It didn't work! Alright, we must take drastic measures! Follow my lead! (throws things at Kagome)
Kagome: AAAH! SSSSIIIIIT!
Inuyasha: (Goes down with a bang and takes Miroku and Koga out with him.)
Kagome: Humph! What's the matter with them all! Are they insane!
Shippo: (shrugs) I dunno, maybe they're possessed by demons!
Kagome: That's got to be it! Okay! This shouldn't hurt much! (takes out varies sharp objects out of that wonderful Mary Poppins like backpack)
Shippo: Review! It might help Kagome perform the exorcism! (nod. nod. nod.) I swear!
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(Author's note: just to let you know I did use direct Sesshomaru quotes from the shows. My intention was to make Sesshomaru seem more authentic, so don't sue me!)