Okay, well here it is. I haven't read Page in a while but I'll do my best! Hehe that sounded so corny.
Disclaimer: I disclaim everything.
LadyKnightOfHollyrose- Thanks! Yea there will be a lot of those things in it, lol I'll try to update often so you don't have to wait long.
Chapter 2!
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Jump: I like sausages, I like sausages, I like-
Dude with a meat cleaver aka DWAMC: Die you stupid mutt!
Jump: Up yours!
Kel: Yo, what up?
DWAMC: I'M GONNA KILL THAT DOG!
Kel: As if!
Jump: Like you could!
DWAMC: Okay then give me some money
Kel: Piss off and go jump Salma.
DWAMC: Okay, dats cool
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Neal: I like blueberry pie.
Kel: That was random
Neal: So? You have an ugly dog!
Jump: Hey!
Kel: Not as ugly as you!
Neal: I resent that!
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Joren: You suck
Kel: You suck more!
Wyldon: You both suck so I will give you punishment work. Mwahahahahaha!
Kel & Joren: crap.
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Owen: This is not jolly!
Joren: Shut up
Owen: Jolly.
Kel: Die Joren!
Joren: As if!
Kel: Up yours!
Joren: Ow…
Owen: That was jolly.
Kel: Shut up!
Owen: Jol-
Kel: AHHHHHHHHGGG! Is that all you say?
Owen: Yep.
Kel: Oh, okay. Come study with us
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Neal: Isn't Uline hot?
Kel: Um, no.
Neal: Well, you suck!
Kel: Up yours!
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Wyldon: Okay there are no bandits here so this will be a perfectly boring camp.
Neal: Suuuuuuuuuuuuure
Wyldon: INSUBORDINATE! Take some of your friends out in to the woods.
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Neal: Over the hills and through the woods to Grandmother's house we go!
Kel: Shut up.
Neal: As if!
Bandit: Die!
Faleron: Um, WTF?
Kel: I've got a plan. NOW SHOOT HIM!
Bandit: Ow…
Wyldon: I still don't like you.
Kel: Good for you.
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Iden: We suck
Prosper(Is that his name?): Teach us how to fight!
Kel: Um, okay.
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Raoul: I'm gonna walk with you to the palace for no reason.
Kel: Dats cool
Raoul: I heard you beat up all the older pages
Kel: Totally!
Raoul: Nice
Kel: later, I gotta go chill with my homies
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Kel: Holy crap, my freakin maid's gone!
Neal: Who cares? Ditch her!
Kel: As if!
Neal: Fine!
Kel: Lalasa! Where are you!
Random Guy: Oh yea, that's really gonna work!
Kel: Up yours.
Kidnapper: What are you a freakin retard? Shes up there!
Kel: Uh Oh.
Lalasa: Like OMG! Your like here!
Kel: Yea whatever- Ow.. My leg! Freakin rusted stair.
Lalasa: Haha, I mean like crap!
Wyldon: Okay you don't suck as much any more.
Kel: Dude, I like didn't care in the first place.
Wyldon: Up yours!
Kel: As if!
Wyldon: Because I'm being strangely nice, you can take the exams again.
Kel: Um, cool?
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Okay, you know the routine: You read, you review, and I make some random comment about pickles. So, anyways, read my other storys, The Lioness Parody, and The Immortals Parody with a rapper brokefang and gay Ozorne. Don't get much better than that. Lol anyways, I wont be able to update until probably Friday. So review, and I'll try to do it sooner.
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