5 freakin reviews! In like 1 day! I freakin love you guys! Lots, and lots of pickles to you all! You have inspired me to get my lazy butt back onto word and type this. Anyway onto reviews!

thayet1231- yea, I know it's random, but, like you, so am I! I'm gonna finish this series up, and I'll try to do Trickster. I haven't read Queen yet, but I'll do it as soon as I do! Thanks for reading the other stories!

wildace keladry2005- Thanks! It's my fav too.

tortall princess- hehe.. Glad ya like it!

peter-pan-equals-luv- Oh, thanks Prosper was one of Kel's year mates right? I'm glad you like the story!

Epobbp-okay

Oh, and I don't know if any of you noticed but I used a potterpuppetpals quote in the last chapter. If you haven't seen it, do. It's sooooooo funny! It's at I feel like whacking something, wanna come?

Neal: As if!

Kel: Up yours!

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Kel: Haha! I have mad skills!

Raoul: Nice.

Kel: You say that a lot.

Raoul: So? Wanna be my squire?

Kel: Um, ya like Duh!

Raoul: Shut up.

Kel: As if!

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Neal: Hey Kel guess what?

Kel: Do I care?

Neal: Your hero asked me to be her squire!

Kel: The giant pickle of doom?

Neal: No the short crazy lady!

Kel: WTF? Like no fair! I wanna be a short crazy lady's squire!

Neal: To bad.

Kel: Oh yea, and I'm like Lord Raoul's squire.

Neal: Oh, okay, that's nice

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Dom: Here's some food.

Kel: I don't usually take food from strangers, but what the hell?

Dom: Guess what? I'm related to Neal!

Kel: -starts edging away-

Dom: Hey, I'm only his cousin!

Kel: Are you sure your not infected.

Dom: Um, yea pretty sure.

Kel: Okay, that's good.

Raoul: Um, are you like coming?

Kel: What ever!

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Graystreak: It wasn't me!

Kel: As if!

Raoul: Okay um, give me some of your people

Graystreak: up yours!

Peachblossom: You suck.

Drum: I'm awesome. Raoul is too. And Kel. And Dom. This whole freakin book is awesome! Oh and like, give us some people and junk.

Graystreak: crap! Freakin horses..

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Dom: Ah! I hate these freakin bugs!

Iriseyes: Cull em.

Kel: Ew.. But then you'll have that black squishy stuff all over your hands.

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Raoul: Go with Flyndan

Kel: Well that sucks!

Raoul: Yea, I know.

Flyndan: Hey!

Dom: It's true!

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Centaur: Move it freak!

Kel: As if!

Centaur: Well I have a short pointy thing! So ha!

Kel: Well I have totally mad skills and a long pointy thing!

Centaur: Ow..

Kel: Ladedadeda! I'm gonna stick my unprotected hand in this moving pouch.

Griffin: As if!

Kel: Ow! What the freakin crap was that for?

Griffin: Um, I dunno.

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Griffin: Ladedadeda! This is fun!

Kel: Fish skin? You freakin retard! What the crap?

Griffin: Hehehe…

Raoul: Idiot.

Kel: Up yours!

Raoul: As if!

Kel: shut up.

Raoul: Haha

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Raoul: Okay all you do, is try to spear me with this long pointy thing!

Kel: Can do!

Jump: Die!

Raoul: That's rude

Lerant: You suck!

Dom: Up yours!

Neal: Dude! Your like here!

Kel: Dude, like yea!

Cleon: Shut up and notice my newly found good manners.

Kel: Aw.. Ain't it sweet!

Cleon: Okay that's just kinda creepy.

Neal: Yea

Yuki: Yo, what up milord Wyldon.

Wyldon: freakin savages.

Yuki: Yea, whatever, where's Kel?

Wyldon: Take her! Finally she's gone!

Kel: I resent that!

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Shinko: Hey remember me?

Kel: Like OMG! Like no way!

Shinko: Yes way!

Kel: Totally!

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Kel: Everybody can thank me for this totally wicked idea!

Cleon:-kisses Kel-

Kel: Dude, like what the crap?

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Ansil: You suck

Kel: Up yours!

Ansil: As if!

Kel: Just for that I shall spear you with a long pointy thing!

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Cleon: I love you.

Kel: Um, okay?

Raoul: Dude, your like jousting!

Kel: totally

Raoul: Wow, I don't like Cleon.

Kel: Yea neither do I.

Raoul: Oh good.

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Kel:I have totally beat you with my mad skills!

Ansil: Um, crap.

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Kel: Ow…

Wyldon: Haha, oh by the way, Im resigning.

Kel: Yes!

Wyldon: I resent that

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Burchard: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Joren's dead!

Kel: That's kinda creepy…

Raoul: Hehe, I get to beat somebody up, sweet!

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Kel: Ladedadeda! We're going north!

Dom: Shut up.

Kel: as if!

Quasim: Up yours!

Kel: Ah touché!

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Dom: Ow…

Raoul: Take Dom's squad, I have to go kill this really pissed giant.

Kel: Can do.

Kel: Okay, start shooting random people!

Wolset: You'll be a great commander. I can just see it now.

Kel: Yea, I know!

Wolset: Do you even know what sarcasm is?

Kel: Um, no.

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Chamber:fall out of this tree.

Kel: Your mean!

Chamber: Okay, you'll be a good knight, just find this guy.

Kel: Okay, cool I guess?

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Well I hope you like it! I'll probably do Lady Knight this weekend when I have more time. Well pickles to my reviewers! You other people don't get pickles until you review. As always, flames are welcome.

-king's-own-knight