Well, Draco be fair and Draco be fine and wants me for to wed
And I would marry Draco, but my father up and said
I'm sad to tell you daughter what you prob'ly shoulda knew
But Draco is my own nephew and so he's kin to you
Well, Blaise be fair and Blaise be fine and wants me for to wed
And I would marry Blaise, but my father up and said
I'm sad to tell you daughter what you prob'ly shoulda knew
But Blaise is my auntie's grandson and so he's kin to you
Well, Theo be fair and Theo be fine and wants me for to wed
And I would marry Theo, but my father up and said
I'm sad to tell you daughter what you prob'ly shoulda knew
But Theo's my youngest half-brother and so he's kin to you
You never seen a girl so sad and sorry as I was
The boys in school are all my kin and my father is the cause
If this should continue I shall die a single miss
So I'll go to mother and complain to her of this
Oh daughter, haven't I said what you see ain't what you get
Even if this all is true, still you needn't fret
Your father's kin may be a Gordian knot but still
Your real dad was a Muggle, so marry who you will