Disclaimer: Nope I don't own Harry Potter or any of his associates they all belong to J.K. Rowling but a girl can wish can't she.
A/N: Let's see things to note... ah yes. Thoughts are denoted as such 'thoughts', I'm only doing this because my damn italics don't work. Hmm, item 2, I don't maintain any standard of formatting; I'll change style when it suits me so if you don't like it well that's just tough. Feel free to flame me about it if it drives you bonkers but I don't promise to change it (just so you're forewarned).
A/N 2: Oh yeah, the inspiration for this fic came from one of Calliandra's challenges over on fictionalley.org. Calliandra if by some odd chance you happen to read this 1) I would've let you know this at the park but my computer's being a butt and not letting me log on that site and 2) this probably wasn't exactly what you had in mind but I like what I've got I hope you do too.
A/N 3: If you're still reading or have simply bypassed my crappy author notes then I would like to say without further procrastination, The Library.
CHAPTER 1
The lights were dimming, 'finally', he thought, I can rest.' Pince, that priss had been annoying him all day long... 'just because she isn't getting any', he thought, 'ah well it's not like I'm getting any either, however there was that new edition of Most Potente Potions, it's unblemished leather spine, it's gold leafed pages, not to mention the pull-out diagram, oh yeah now that's a book! Ah well later for that. Oh blow, where'd I put my nightcap?'
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Hermione Granger was sneaking off unbeknownst to her two dim-witted friends, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. 'I mean talk about being thick, I was walking directly in between them and they didn't even notice! I must have been interrupting the brain thread connection that they use. Coherent thought interruptus strikes again.' Muttering under her breath, "stupid gits I'm surprised they can even tell one end of a wand from the other, let alone what a wand even is, hmph, morons. Dammit! Why did Pince have to have a burr up her butt about me staying late, it's not enough that I have Harry and Ron after me to help them with their Transfiguration homework that they put off to the last minute-AGAIN. Now I'm booted out of my sanctuary too. I'm only her favorite student but would she let me stay even five minutes longer, NO, well that's bloody brilliant." More muttering as Hermione went to throw open the doors of the library, "ha, she didn't even lock the doors." The resulting slam reverberated through the once quiet library.
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'Now baby why would I shelve you like that, whmfff? What in the blue hell was that noise? Wait it was only a nightmare, what a relief. I've learned my lesson don't take out related books, I mean a little cross referencing and... it's getting rather drafty in here... I'm feeling rather exposed... will somebody close the ruddy doors I don't feel like baring all my bits to anyone at the moment...ah Hermione Granger.
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"Oh Drakie" purred Pansy, well at least attempted to purr it sounded more like a car choking.
Draco was startled from his observation of the fire,'Oh shit... think Dray think...must escape from it, oh no it's coming closer. Where can I go where it won't follow me?' Draco said the first thing that came to mind, "sorry Pansy, but I have to go to the library."
Pansy recoiled in utter horror but then it came to her, "Drakie the library is closed silly."
'Bollocks, think Dray think, you can outsmart the Parkinslut' "Well actually Pansy, this is library day, and uh, the library stays open 24 hours in honor of the first library ever built." 'Uh-huh, like she's going to buy that one, jeeze Dray where's your brain tonight?'
"Oh Drakie you're so smart, but hurry back 'cuz I have a special treat for you."
'Haha she bought it. You are a genius Dray', or it could just be that Pansy is even stupider than Crabbe and Goyle the less biased part of his brain thought. 'No that's not a possibility.' Refusing to dwell further on his brain's traitorous thoughts Draco beat a hasty retreat to the library.
As he enetered the library Draco noticed a faint light coming from the Potions section of the library. 'Ahah an opportunity to make mischief then.'
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After a quick lumos Hermione began her search, she was looking for an obscure fact about potions using aquerinus. "I was sure it would be in Most Potente Potions, wait, but there is a new edition maybe it's in that." With that said Hermione yanked the new edition from the shelves only to have the book tugged from her hands by a set of pale slightly tapered fingers. Looking up Hermione encountered a set of brooding gray eyes staring down at her, Draco Malfoy.
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'No, not another one, how many people are going to disturb me tonight? Can no one in this school get laid? Well, well, well Draco Malfoy. Wait what are those two doing with my new toy, I called dibs on that one, the book is mine! GRRRR!!! I was supposed to be losing myself in that beautifully bound piece of ...! If only I could get them to leave then the immersing could begin.
Well I guess I'll just have to use my powers of persuasion on the two, even if one of them is a bloody wanker who rips pages from innocent, untouched books. Let the love fest begin! I'm so good, Mwahahahahaha :: sputter, choke, cough:: Hey does anyone have a Luden's?
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"Malfoy" Hermione spat.
"Frizz ball" Draco answered.
While Draco sneered with an air of superiority Hermione just outright laughed in his face. "Frizzball, yeah, maybe that would mean more to me coming from a guy that didn't have Barbie doll pink lipstick all over his face" she retorted.
"What are you talking about mudblood"
"Why Malfoy I'm talking about that absolutely gorgeous shade of pink currently adorning your cheek" she lied. "Maybe next time you should look in the mirror when you apply your lipstick but hey with a little change in attire and some make up tips you could emulate Dr. Frank-N-Furter." 'Ooh, let him ask me, let him ask me...'
"All right, Granger who's Dr. Frank-N-Furter"
'Yes, he fell for it.' Muttering a quick esse Frank-N-Furter a Draco, a jet of light streamed from Hermione's wand to Draco.
"Well Granger I'm waiting"
Hermione extended a mirror to Draco trying hard not to choke on her laughter. Draco's expression changed from one of contempt to one of shock and horror. At this point Hermione could no longer contain herself the laughter spilled out of her in waves while she tried to get out an incantation.
Malfoy only yelled, "Granger I'm giving you to the count of three to undo this spell right now, 1..."
Hermione undid her curse and Draco puffed up in his own arrogance, safe in his customary appearance once again. "Finally learning to do what your betters tell you Granger, I'm so glad."
"No actually. I just couldn't stomach the sight of you in fishnets and a sequined corset anymore, but in case I forget the sight anytime soon I do have this lovely little picture that I took of you. And now that I have this darling memento I think I should share it with everyone else don't you?"
"All right Granger what do I have to do to keep this between us?"
"Oh, just a few things. You could leave for starters, I do have an essay that I was trying to research before you came in and number two don't ever call me mudblood again or I swear this picture will be enlarged and hung on the walls of the Great Hall for all to see. Deal?"
"Fine, just fine. I'm surprised though, where are your requests for me not to insult Potty and Weasel?"
"Oh them" ,Hermione suddenly recalled her anger with the two, "you can toss them to the giant squid for all I care, now I believe you were about to leave."
"I'll leave just be sure you remember our deal mu- Granger" and with that Draco threw down Most Potente Potions and stalked out of the library.
Hermione then sat down at the table after picking up her book and began to read, or tried to at any rate between her anger at Draco bothering her and her amusement at his cross dresser appearance she found it impossible to absorb anything and with a sigh of exasperation she shoved her books into her bag and she too left the library.
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It had been amusing watching the two bicker. After initial testing, the results were conclusive-oh yeah, there was definite heat there or could be at any rate. Since he could not do magic outside of his confines he would just have to wait until the two were once again in his grasp. A plan was already forming, Operation Get Some Phase I would begin tomorrow...hopefully. But for now, more pleasurable matters were at hand. 'Where was that cute new bit of leather? Oh damn, Hermione took it with her. Well thank goodness there's a reel and projector here.' With a happy sigh he settled down and put on the documentary Books: A Merging to the Spine.
A/N: So I hope you enjoyed my first chapter. If you have any questions about anything just ask me in a review, I mean I know what I was thinking on the library innuendos but I'm not sure how well it came across. And no Hermione didn't have a camera on her she muttered an incantation to have the pic, she doesn't need a camera because I'm the author and I say so! On to other matters though, if you have any suggestions for the shenannigans you would like Bob a.k.a. the library to employ in his quest of Operation Get Some just let me know, I'm open to any ideas that I get. If I'm lucky enough to get an overwhelming response, which I doubt, then I'll just choose my favs. Okay well I'm sure you've all had enough of my ramblings so if you would be so kind as to just type me a little review- love it, hate it I'm not picky.
Nanu Nanu
Legessa
A/N: Let's see things to note... ah yes. Thoughts are denoted as such 'thoughts', I'm only doing this because my damn italics don't work. Hmm, item 2, I don't maintain any standard of formatting; I'll change style when it suits me so if you don't like it well that's just tough. Feel free to flame me about it if it drives you bonkers but I don't promise to change it (just so you're forewarned).
A/N 2: Oh yeah, the inspiration for this fic came from one of Calliandra's challenges over on fictionalley.org. Calliandra if by some odd chance you happen to read this 1) I would've let you know this at the park but my computer's being a butt and not letting me log on that site and 2) this probably wasn't exactly what you had in mind but I like what I've got I hope you do too.
A/N 3: If you're still reading or have simply bypassed my crappy author notes then I would like to say without further procrastination, The Library.
CHAPTER 1
The lights were dimming, 'finally', he thought, I can rest.' Pince, that priss had been annoying him all day long... 'just because she isn't getting any', he thought, 'ah well it's not like I'm getting any either, however there was that new edition of Most Potente Potions, it's unblemished leather spine, it's gold leafed pages, not to mention the pull-out diagram, oh yeah now that's a book! Ah well later for that. Oh blow, where'd I put my nightcap?'
~~~~~~
Hermione Granger was sneaking off unbeknownst to her two dim-witted friends, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. 'I mean talk about being thick, I was walking directly in between them and they didn't even notice! I must have been interrupting the brain thread connection that they use. Coherent thought interruptus strikes again.' Muttering under her breath, "stupid gits I'm surprised they can even tell one end of a wand from the other, let alone what a wand even is, hmph, morons. Dammit! Why did Pince have to have a burr up her butt about me staying late, it's not enough that I have Harry and Ron after me to help them with their Transfiguration homework that they put off to the last minute-AGAIN. Now I'm booted out of my sanctuary too. I'm only her favorite student but would she let me stay even five minutes longer, NO, well that's bloody brilliant." More muttering as Hermione went to throw open the doors of the library, "ha, she didn't even lock the doors." The resulting slam reverberated through the once quiet library.
~~~~~~~
'Now baby why would I shelve you like that, whmfff? What in the blue hell was that noise? Wait it was only a nightmare, what a relief. I've learned my lesson don't take out related books, I mean a little cross referencing and... it's getting rather drafty in here... I'm feeling rather exposed... will somebody close the ruddy doors I don't feel like baring all my bits to anyone at the moment...ah Hermione Granger.
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"Oh Drakie" purred Pansy, well at least attempted to purr it sounded more like a car choking.
Draco was startled from his observation of the fire,'Oh shit... think Dray think...must escape from it, oh no it's coming closer. Where can I go where it won't follow me?' Draco said the first thing that came to mind, "sorry Pansy, but I have to go to the library."
Pansy recoiled in utter horror but then it came to her, "Drakie the library is closed silly."
'Bollocks, think Dray think, you can outsmart the Parkinslut' "Well actually Pansy, this is library day, and uh, the library stays open 24 hours in honor of the first library ever built." 'Uh-huh, like she's going to buy that one, jeeze Dray where's your brain tonight?'
"Oh Drakie you're so smart, but hurry back 'cuz I have a special treat for you."
'Haha she bought it. You are a genius Dray', or it could just be that Pansy is even stupider than Crabbe and Goyle the less biased part of his brain thought. 'No that's not a possibility.' Refusing to dwell further on his brain's traitorous thoughts Draco beat a hasty retreat to the library.
As he enetered the library Draco noticed a faint light coming from the Potions section of the library. 'Ahah an opportunity to make mischief then.'
~~~~~~
After a quick lumos Hermione began her search, she was looking for an obscure fact about potions using aquerinus. "I was sure it would be in Most Potente Potions, wait, but there is a new edition maybe it's in that." With that said Hermione yanked the new edition from the shelves only to have the book tugged from her hands by a set of pale slightly tapered fingers. Looking up Hermione encountered a set of brooding gray eyes staring down at her, Draco Malfoy.
~~~~~~~
'No, not another one, how many people are going to disturb me tonight? Can no one in this school get laid? Well, well, well Draco Malfoy. Wait what are those two doing with my new toy, I called dibs on that one, the book is mine! GRRRR!!! I was supposed to be losing myself in that beautifully bound piece of ...! If only I could get them to leave then the immersing could begin.
Well I guess I'll just have to use my powers of persuasion on the two, even if one of them is a bloody wanker who rips pages from innocent, untouched books. Let the love fest begin! I'm so good, Mwahahahahaha :: sputter, choke, cough:: Hey does anyone have a Luden's?
~~~~~~~
"Malfoy" Hermione spat.
"Frizz ball" Draco answered.
While Draco sneered with an air of superiority Hermione just outright laughed in his face. "Frizzball, yeah, maybe that would mean more to me coming from a guy that didn't have Barbie doll pink lipstick all over his face" she retorted.
"What are you talking about mudblood"
"Why Malfoy I'm talking about that absolutely gorgeous shade of pink currently adorning your cheek" she lied. "Maybe next time you should look in the mirror when you apply your lipstick but hey with a little change in attire and some make up tips you could emulate Dr. Frank-N-Furter." 'Ooh, let him ask me, let him ask me...'
"All right, Granger who's Dr. Frank-N-Furter"
'Yes, he fell for it.' Muttering a quick esse Frank-N-Furter a Draco, a jet of light streamed from Hermione's wand to Draco.
"Well Granger I'm waiting"
Hermione extended a mirror to Draco trying hard not to choke on her laughter. Draco's expression changed from one of contempt to one of shock and horror. At this point Hermione could no longer contain herself the laughter spilled out of her in waves while she tried to get out an incantation.
Malfoy only yelled, "Granger I'm giving you to the count of three to undo this spell right now, 1..."
Hermione undid her curse and Draco puffed up in his own arrogance, safe in his customary appearance once again. "Finally learning to do what your betters tell you Granger, I'm so glad."
"No actually. I just couldn't stomach the sight of you in fishnets and a sequined corset anymore, but in case I forget the sight anytime soon I do have this lovely little picture that I took of you. And now that I have this darling memento I think I should share it with everyone else don't you?"
"All right Granger what do I have to do to keep this between us?"
"Oh, just a few things. You could leave for starters, I do have an essay that I was trying to research before you came in and number two don't ever call me mudblood again or I swear this picture will be enlarged and hung on the walls of the Great Hall for all to see. Deal?"
"Fine, just fine. I'm surprised though, where are your requests for me not to insult Potty and Weasel?"
"Oh them" ,Hermione suddenly recalled her anger with the two, "you can toss them to the giant squid for all I care, now I believe you were about to leave."
"I'll leave just be sure you remember our deal mu- Granger" and with that Draco threw down Most Potente Potions and stalked out of the library.
Hermione then sat down at the table after picking up her book and began to read, or tried to at any rate between her anger at Draco bothering her and her amusement at his cross dresser appearance she found it impossible to absorb anything and with a sigh of exasperation she shoved her books into her bag and she too left the library.
~~~~~~~~~~~
It had been amusing watching the two bicker. After initial testing, the results were conclusive-oh yeah, there was definite heat there or could be at any rate. Since he could not do magic outside of his confines he would just have to wait until the two were once again in his grasp. A plan was already forming, Operation Get Some Phase I would begin tomorrow...hopefully. But for now, more pleasurable matters were at hand. 'Where was that cute new bit of leather? Oh damn, Hermione took it with her. Well thank goodness there's a reel and projector here.' With a happy sigh he settled down and put on the documentary Books: A Merging to the Spine.
A/N: So I hope you enjoyed my first chapter. If you have any questions about anything just ask me in a review, I mean I know what I was thinking on the library innuendos but I'm not sure how well it came across. And no Hermione didn't have a camera on her she muttered an incantation to have the pic, she doesn't need a camera because I'm the author and I say so! On to other matters though, if you have any suggestions for the shenannigans you would like Bob a.k.a. the library to employ in his quest of Operation Get Some just let me know, I'm open to any ideas that I get. If I'm lucky enough to get an overwhelming response, which I doubt, then I'll just choose my favs. Okay well I'm sure you've all had enough of my ramblings so if you would be so kind as to just type me a little review- love it, hate it I'm not picky.
Nanu Nanu
Legessa