Sorry about the sloppy work on the rewrite guys but I fixed it, see?
Disclaimer: WolfKeeper989 does not own Sly Cooper nor any of its characters.
It had been awhile since I defeated Clockwerk and claimed the Cooper Estate back in Paris. I had made a decision; I wasn't going back to the thieving business instead I became what they call a Retriever. I would track down and steal back priceless, rare, or stolen museum items and return them to their owners for a reward. The pay usually ranged from 25,000-1 million dollars a case. The thing about the job is it pays good money but the cases are not everyday events so in the meantime I was an archeologist when there weren't any new cases. Bentley and Murray would help me with digs and other things when I did digs in other countries and stuff. But when they weren't
doing that they had their part-time jobs too.
Bentley helps Murray's girlfriend, a hippo who we know as Mace, run a school for crossbreed children and is still single from what I know. Murray became a driving instructor. Well, I'm vacationing in Mexico City right now I had just wrapped up another case and was enjoying the view of the ocean and just thinking about what has happened in the last couple of years. I felt
as if something was missing from my life but I couldn't figure out what it was. I heard laughter to my left and looked over to see what it was and saw a man playing with what looked like his son. He was looking into his son's eyes with such love and pure joy. The boy was laughing with innocent glee as his father whirled him around in the air and the boy shouted,
"Look mommy, look at me!"
"Yes I see you, you' re going so high!" said a young woman sitting on a towel not too far away from them. She was smiling at them and beaming with pride. I lay back down on my towel and closed my eyes as I began to think to myself: "Maybe that's what I'm missing." But then I realized that I didn't know what "that" exactly was. I just let it go and continued to let the sun's rays beam down on my face. Then I felt cool shade sweep over my face I opened my eyes slowly to see what
was blocking the sun before seeing a dark figure standing over me! I gave a yelp of surprise and bolted straight up. I turned around to see...
"Carmelita! What-Why- how did you get here?" I stammered still
surprised.
"I followed you," she said simply.
"How did you get off that-"
"Rock? Police Academy 101, Raccoon, always carry a spare key." She said laughing.
"I always knew you were quite a clever fox," said Sly, "But why are you following me? I mean, if you had been following me all this time you should that I'm not a thief anymore and I've returned everything I stole. So, what's up with the stalking?"
"You still have something I want." She said in a sexually
seductive tone. If she was trying to seduce me, it was working. But I still thought something was up she was wearing a brown Trench coat in Mexico.
"And what's that?" I ask.
"This." She said before leaning in and kissing me. I was shocked but enjoying it. I was growing hot all over and it wasn't because of the sun either. "I'm so hot! How about a swim?" she asked as she peeled off the coat to reveal a black bikini. I didn't care if she slapped the cuffs on me because she was on fire! I felt as I was on air! I swear I heard fireworks in the background.
"Em, Ok?" I say still wowing from that kiss. She took my hand and led me to the water. It was cold at first but I was enjoying it, that is, before Carmelita gave me a face full of water. She leaned
back and laughed. "Two can play at that game." I shouted before splashing her with water. It was an all out war now; we played that way for about an hour before heading to shore. I worked up the nerve to ask,
"So, uh, you heading back to Paris?"
"Yeah, my plane leaves in couple of hours."
"Hey, uh, how 'bout dinner sometime?"
"...And maybe a little dancing?"
"Yeah, Salsa?"
"Sounds fun."
"So?"
"Only if you catch me first." She said laughing before taking
off down the beach. I followed...
"Sly, so how was Mexico?" asked Bentley.
"Hot." said Sly reminiscing Carmelita in that sizzling bikini.
"Yes, the weather there is quite hot this time of year."
"Right, whatever you say Bentley."
"Where are you going dressed like that?"
"Salsa dancing."
"Why?"
"Can't a guy have some fun in his life?"
"I suppose so, but knowing you anything can be fun."
"Thanks for being supportive Bentley."
"Alright, anyway, Mace, Murrayand I are going to the movies."
"Ok, enjoy yourselves and tell Mace I said hello." Bentley left. I made sure he was gone before I left. I slipped quietly over the rooftops of Paris with speed and grace. About 10 minutes later I was
standing outside Carmelita's apartment. A voice from behind me said,
"Are you ready to go?" I turn around to find a very beautiful, and sexy Carmelita Fox looking me over with interest.
"Sure."
"I've always loved bad boys," she said.
"So, I guess old habits die hard for you, too huh?"
Ok, that's it!