One day, Pride was bored. He decided he was going to go shopping, because he was just dying to get the newest Polly Pocket doll. So, he went to a local WalMart, and headed for the toy aisle. He dove for the last remaining doll on the shelf, only to be punched my Bart Simpson, who then stole the doll "IT'S MINE, ASS! DEAL WITH IT!" Pride is now experiencing the emotion of greif.
"My dear Polly...I let you slip right out of my hands!" he said dramatically. "I---I'll never forget you P-Polly...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (slow motion). Then, Pride fell to the ground in anguish. Then a WalMart co-worker walked down the aisle. "Can I help you sir?"
Pride looked up. "P-Polly...she's---"
"MOOOOOOOOOOO!" said the co-worker.
"Nevermind." said Pride as he stood, then he wandered further and further down the toy aisle. It kept getting darker and darker. Pride turned around, and there was no exit. When he turned around again, he found himself in a graveyard. He quivered. "Uhh..." he said as he kept walking, but tripped over something.
"HEY! Watch where you're going pipsqueak!" Said Pride to the thing he tripped over. Then, a little Italian man wearing blue overalls and a red shirt stood up. He had a red hat that had an "M" on it.
"WHO YOU A-CALLIN' A CANOLI SO A-TINY ME MAMA AND A-PAPA SAT ON HIM AND A-SQUISHED HIM!" The man screamed. Pride backed away. Then, the Italian man started swearing, and a fat turtle came and ate him.
Then, Black Hayate ran up and jumped onto Pride's head. "What the----off mutt!" said Pride swatting at him. Hayate fell, and ran away. For some reason, Pride followed. He found Black Hayate curled up in a sleeping Hawkeye's arms. Pride was shocked. "Hawkeye?" Pride asked. She woke up and started screaming at
him. "GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!" Screamed Hawkeye.
"You're house?" Pride asked.
"Oh, yeah...I sleep in graveyards...I am not wrong..." Riza defended. Pride raised an eyebrow. "Ooookay...?"
Just then, the turtle that ate Mario came. "FEAR ME! MY NAME IS OPRAH, AND I SHALL SMITE YOU!" the turtle screamed at Pride. Pride bent down, and patted Oprah's back. "There there, little Oprah turtle. Don't be afraid." he said. "NO! BE AFRAID!" Oprah screamed, as she dragged him into a random black hole. As she entered the black hole, she said something odd. "Tetsaiga...sword of ultimate power..."
"What?"
"It's NAAAHTING!" Oprah replied. "Oh...okay then." said Pride. When they landed (as if they were falling in the first place), they found themselves in a room filled with skulls. Pride freaked out. "M-MOMMY!"
"You're mom goes to collage." said Oprah via chapter one.
Pride began crying. "That's right. She does..." after that, silence filled the air, and it smelled STANKY! "Hey..." said Oprah. "What?"
"LOOK!" she screamed, disappearing. Pride turned around. "Oh my god...I see...red (RRRREB) eyes...yes...there's some form of beast here!" he screamed. A
voice spoke from the shadows. "Come...sacrifice!"
Pride started shaking. "Y-yes...?" he said, scooching closer. "Do you know...who I am?"
"I'm afraid I don't recognize your voice..." Pride said. The monster roared. "FOOL!" a figure emerged. "I am..." the creature spoke, but was cut off by Pride. "HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE AVRIL LEVINE! OH PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!" he bowed. "NEVER!" she screamed, spraying his eyes with pepper spray. "Ayee...not cool! Now I'm blind!" Pride screamed. Avril started laughing. "BWAHAHAH! NOW YOU CANNOT SEE WHAT'S COMING NEXT!"
"What's that?" Asked Pride.
Avril smirked, and cleared her throat. "OHHH...WHY'D YEW HAVE TEW GOAH AND MAKE THEENGS ZOH COMPLICATED!"
Pride screamed. "Ayee...not cool! Now I'm deaf!"
"BWAHAHAAH! NOW YOU CANNOT HEAR OR SEE WHAT'S COMING NEXT!" she shouted, evily. "Oh no..." Pride cried. "Oh yes..." said Avril, as she took out her guitar, and started tuning it. Then, she screamed. "HIYAAAAAAAA!" And whacked him with her guitar via FLCL.
AND THAT'S HOW PRIDE DIED!
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lol...well, I was actually tired when I wrote this. Hmm...hope yah like it! R&R!