One day, Lust was wrestling a bear (ow), because, well, she felt like it. After the bear was defeated, a little indian boy ran up to her, and started dancing. Lust joined him. After the dance, the indian boy caught on fire, and evaporated. So then, Lust walked around, and somehow ended up in a nail salon (these things happen...). A Chinese lady grabbed her arm, and sat her down.
"Would you like a manicure, pedicure, or a dumpling!" she asked.
"DUMPLING! KWEE!" screamed Lust. The lady slapped her hand. "NO DUMPLING FOR YOU!"
Lust began crying, until a baseball came flying through the air, hitting her on the head. "OWWW!" she screamed.
The Chinese lady began to file her nails. "Deez nails ah bery lawng..."
"I'm sorry, what?" Lust asked, unable to comprehend what the lady said.
The woman looked up, and had red eyes, pale skin, and very long black hair. "SEVEN DAYS!" she screeched. "Whaaaa?"
"SEVEN DAYS!"
"What thuuuh---"
"SEVEN DAYS!"
"OKAY, GEEZ, I FRIGGIN GET IT! SEVEN FREAKIN DAYS! SO WHAT!"
The woman smiled. "I'm sorry, ma'am, did I just turn psycho on you?"
"Yeah, but that's alri----WHAAAAAAAAAA!" Lust yelled.
Her nails had been COMPLETELY...CHEWED off... "Nails go...GREAT with...dumpiling...s..." said a random person behind her. "Who the hell are you?" asked Lust. "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!" the person asked.
(Lust: O.O) "Uhhh...okay, then...WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY FREAKIN NAILS!" she screamed. The woman who had chewed her nails off had turned into a lemon, so Lust threw her into a bucket.
Then, Lust's nails started bleeding. "YEW GIT OWT OV MAI NAEL SALAWN!"
"Whaa---"
"OWT!" the lemon screamed, pushing her out the door, and into the street. A car was coming. "Oh, shit!" Lust screamed. "I'm too lazy to move!"
So, the car ran her over... "Geez...I SOOOOO deserved that!"
Then, she died!
AND THAT'S HOW LUST DIED!
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Pointless...absolutely pointless...OH WELL R&R, BECAUSE I LOVE REVIEWS...unless you piss me off, that is. You won't like me when I'm angry... -tries to transform- Crap...Well...I'M STILL EVIL! -disappears into bowl of pudding-