One day, Gluttony was attacking a candy corn, when he suddenly felt the need for ice cream (YAY!). So, he did what anyone would do. He rode on a sheet of paper to Dairy Queen! He ordered a pickle-flavored ice cream. Pickles are bumpy!

Then, Gluttony stared at the ice cream, sniffed it, and said "I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BUNNIES! TEE HEE!" Akward? Why yes...

Then, he ate it, only later to realize that the ice cream he ate was expired. "Ow.." said Gluttony. "My tummy..." After that being said, the pilsbury doah boy started chewing on Gluttony's thumb, and Gluttony threw up his expired ice cream on him, in addition with his mom. The pilsbury doah boy sizzled up and died. "MOM! I MISSED YOU!" said Gluttony. His mother was a middle-aged man. "What the hell! I'm not your mom!" he shouted. Gluttony cired. "Oh, really?" he asked. The guy nodded. "...okay! Bye-bye!" he said. Then, Gluttony ate him again!

The guy turned out to be Flava Flav, so Gluttony was sued, but then ate everyone on the jury, and had the judge for dessert. Then, he went to a soccer game, and ate pockey.

After throwing up again, he was bored, so he ate a telescope. "Hi my name is Hilary Duff, I suck. Would you like a piece of pie!" said someone. Gluttony turned around and started talking to a trash can. Then, the police arrested him, and he cried again.

Poor Gluttony...

When he went to jail, he met Michael Jackson. "Me thoughts she won trial!" said Gluttony. Michael gave Gluttony a cross look. "Yeah, but then I stole some girls pony and gave it to my mom. Then she hit me, so I shot her."

"Oh..." said Gluttony. "AAAH! IT'S EMERALD!" he screamed.

"BAM!" Emerald shouted, taking out a gun. Gluttony twitched, and jumped down a well. "bye, bye! Take care!" said Michael. "WE GONNA KICK IT UP ANOTHA NOTCH!" After that, there were screams, and everybody died.

yay

After he hit the bottom of the well, Gluttony saw an acorn. "Hi!" it said in an annoying voice. "Helllo...who are you?" asked Gluttony. "My name is..."

"ARNOLD SHWARTSINAGAAA!"

Gluttony ate the acorn. Then, he drew a picture of himself eating an acorn with his feet. After that, Gluttony climbed up the well, hitting some ugly little girl with black hair who was also crawling up the well back down on his way up oh my god that doesn't make any sence. When Gluttony came to the top, there was some ugly lady with black hair singing with a bunch of forest animals. "Who you?" asked Gluttony

"My name is Snow White. I'm the fairest of them all!" said the woman. Gluttony drooled, and then ate her. "DOOOOOOD!" screamed one of the dwarfs. "He, like, TOTALLY just ate her! Let's party!"

Then, the dwarfs started surfing. Gluttony ate them too, because they were stupid.

After that, Gluttony walked around for a while, and was eventually back where he started. "MY CANDY CORN!" he shouted. Then, as he was about to go back to attacking the candy, he splodieses...

AND THAT'S HOW GLUTTONY DIED!

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Pockey...it good...