One day, Greed was eating scrambled eggs he stole from a snowman, when a very short man walked up to him. "Why hello!" said Greed. "Good day, sir. My name if Frodo Baggins, and I love you!"

Greed twitched. This stuff happens. Hokai, so eventually, Greed ends up stealing crack from a police officer, and shoving it in Frodo's pocket, and then the police arrested him. Yay, but that has nothing to do with bicycles. It just doesn't, OKAY!

Then, a cell from inside Greed's body started yelling at him for being a racist. "tayta tot!" said the cell, and then, it was shot by a ufo from the inside of Greed's brain. Suddenly, Greed had this awful urge to ride a horse. So he did.

After the horse, he went to the hospital to kill people, but they wouldn't let him in, because he was wearing black. Greed punched them, and then went to go get stoned with the FBI.

yay

Greed bought a hat...

Greed wore the hat...

Then, Greed bought a pencil...and after that, a rubber band. Then, he gave his pencil and rubber band to an Elephant, but not the hat, because he was emotionally attached to it.

Kudos for Greed...

Greed went back to first grade. There, he drew a finger painting of some dead guy coming back to life, and then eating a lot, and then going back to his house, and paying his bills, and eating an apple, and then being shot by his own mother. DUN DI DUN DI DUNNNN!

Then, the teacher killed him, but he didn't die, because his death has to be better than that, what?

After that, Greed went to Donkey Kong town, and ate a naner...

wheeeOOO!

When he walked out of the Shamu store, he saw a green balloon. He popped it. "OPOPSO! Someone's been a very messy Donkey...kong..." then, Greed flew away with Peter Pan. "WE CAN FLY, WE CAN FLY, WE CAN FLY, WE CAN FLY WE CAN FLLLLL----shit...I'm running outta fuel...BYE!" Greed shouted. As Greed fell, Peter Pan spit on him. "I LOVE YOU TOO!"

Then, when Greed hit the ground, he mordered Spongebob in a most terrible way. But I'm not going to tell you, because I don't want to...okay? Alright, cool...

As Greed was walking...yes, he was walking...like we do...we walk...yep...we sure do... (-slaps self in face-) As he was walking, he found a Hot Wheels car on the ground. Then, he ate it.

After that...something terrible happened...

GREED...SLIPPED...

ON A TIC TAC! OAH NO! THE TRAGETY!

Who gives?

THAT'S HOW GREEDO-SAN DIED!

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After that, Wrath noticed something...I'M OUT OF PEOPLE TO TORTURE! -life ends-

I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED MY SOOPER-DEE-DOOOOPER SPOILERS! (not really, I just made it up when I was high...per...)