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Fundraising for Dummies.
"Now, I realize that last year there was a bit of confusion about what we wanted for the annual NCIS fundraiser last year so this year we have a list of some things that we ARE NOT looking for," announced an agent.
He looked at Gibbs "No half empty bottles of scotch from one's basement."
He looked at Ducky "No Mummies."
Then at Abby "No coffins."
Then at Tony "No 'One Night Stand With Tony' coupons."
He sighed as Kate raised her hand, "No, Kate, 'Tony's a Perv' pins aren't okay either, and Tim, before you ask, no, you may not put your work computer up so you get a new one."
The End