Episode 12- Oopsie! by C&S
We see the gang in the summers home, gathering there thoughts and trying to get over what happened a couple nights before. The phone Rings.
Faith: " Ya, speak to me, Hey Wood-man, Glad your awake, How u feeling.. Well Buddy hang in there, we are all waiting for you to return, Take care and see u in the morning, bye."
Willow: " what did he say Faith. He doing okay, will he walk, will he be coming home"
Faith: " wooo Red, relax, breathe, He's fine, He has to start his therapy tomorrow to work his legs again. With work, he'll walk again, He's a strong man. He'll be
fine." In the background we Hear Dawn mumbling. Xander and Andrew are watching X-Men on TV, Spike is lounging in an arm chair complaining because he hasn't yet gotten to watch Passions which he taped to watch the day before. Andrew is jumping up and down on the couch yelling at the TV.
Andrew: " Get him, hit him left, hit him Right! Kick his ass!" He looks around nervously and sits back on the couch when he notices he is being watched by spike.. Xander is just quietly sitting on the couch watching with great interest. Finally, a commercial comes on.
Xander: "Andrew run and grab us some soda before it comes back on."
Andrew: "sure," he jumps off the couch kicking in the air then falls on his behind. He gets up, his face all red, "I meant to do that." He starts off again towards the kitchen fighting the air in front of him with his fists.
(Cut to the kitchen)
Willow, Dawn, Faith and Amy are standing there. Dawn is sheltering something, Faith is eating, Willow is just standing there and Amy seems to be pondering something
as Andrew Kicks the Kitchen door open, scaring everyone inside causing them to jump and causing Dawn to Spill an unknown substance into her mixing, POP. Green smoke is growing thicker and heavier threw out the whole house.. Faith and Willow go to the windows to open them. They hear a shriek from the Living room.. As they Run towards the door, it Slams open. In the opened doorway stands one of the characters off Xmen.. Willow and Amy look at each other both saying, "who is that?"
One of the Xmen pushes them to the floor and jumps threw the door, running away from the house. Quickly getting up to go to the living room, they see another character
standing there..
Character" Where in the world am I?"
Andrew" your in Sunnydale, USA, welcome Wolverine."
Wolf" What is Sunnydale? who are you people?"
Willow" what in the world did u put in that potion Dawn..."
Dawn" I have no idea, Andrew freaked me out when he kicked the door. It wasn't my fault."
Spike: "We're the slayer's band of merry followers and what the bloody hell is going on?"
Faith:" Who said that, who are you people talking to?
Willow: "Can't you see them Faith, They're Xmen off the silly cartoon the boys watch."
Andrew: "It isn't silly, it's the best show ever.. Hey if she cant see them, would this mean she won't kill them." He has a big smile forming on his face.
Faith: "What's going on, have you all lost your minds?"
(cut to the streets)
The Xman goes running into a bar.
Xman: "Here let me assist," he pulls out a weapon and slices someone, roaring with laughter moving on to the next person as Willie picks up the phone.
(cut to Summers home.)
Faith: "Speak to me, ok Willie slow down, what you say, someone looking like what, is doing what?" She hangs up the phone. "We have to go guys, this town is freaked,
someone looking like an Xman is killing people."
Andrew: "Oh Christ, but Faith one of them is here, you can't see them so how can you kill it but wait, don't kill it, please!" He drops to his knees begging like a small child.
Spike: "I'll come with you slayer, you people had better find a remedy to this crazy spell, now look what you've done niblet."
Willow: "Take this one with you, maybe he can help, or at least tell you what you're looking for, Oh and take Andrew with you, He'll only get in the way here"
Faith: "Pansy-boy isn't going anywhere with me and get off your knees super hero before I knock you out."
Dawn heads back to where she was working to figure out what she did wrong. Willow is frowning because she ended up being stuck with Andrew, Goes to find a book about living Cartoons.. As Faith, Amy, Xander. Spike and Wolf head to the bar
Faith: " so what am I looking for?"
Xander:" wouldn't matter if we told you, u cant see him anyways."
Faith:" well just keep your eyes peeled and tell me the direction he's in.."
Spike Heads into the back on his own, While the other four go threw the front.
Willie: " Oh my god glad you are here slayer, This thing is killing everyone in site!"
Faith:" well where did he go?"
Willie: "Into the back." They run into the back, to see Spike on the other side Looking at the Xman torturing
his next victim.
Faith is looking all disoriented and confused. She backs out of the way a bit so she doesn't get in the way.
Faith :"Xander, Just tell me when this thing comes near me, U got to be my Eye man."
Spike yells: "Hey mate why not pick on someone your own size," his eyes open wide when this big white haired dude turns towards him.. "oh bloody hell, your Ugly"
Wolf: " Watch he has Mind power, he can control your every move to his liking."
Spike" Ya Mate, Like your powers work in our world." He feels himself sliding close to the evil xman without control.. "Oh shit, maybe it does, well bloody Hell do something!" Xander runs behind the Evil Xman, Kicks him in the back, trying to distract him.
But this guy wont move.. Then Wolf goes on the attack, Sliding his Knives out threw the skin on his hands.
Wolf: "Let him go! your fight is with me." At that remark, the Evil Xman lets go of Spike and turns to Wolf..
Xman" Now I'll finish what i started!"
(Cut to summers home)
Willow: "Here, was this the spell?"
Dawn: "No, I wasn't trying to do a living cartoon, I, I, well, I was trying to do a mind vision spell where I could see if, well, if," she drops her head.
Andrew: "Here's the spell, so lets compare it to that one and see what she added."
Willow: "She had a coke, that's it, she dumped coke in it when you burst in and didn't get to finish her incantation."
(cut to the bar)
Wolf is battling the evil xman as Spike morphs and lunges at Xander.
Xander: "Shit stop him!"
Faith hits Spike in the back of the head as he's about to bite a screaming Xander who was withdrawing a stake. The evil xman kicks away from Wolf slicing at Faith
with his knife.
Xander: Move left Faith, no right, no forward!"
Faith: "Damn this crap, how the hell can I fight something I can't see." She barely escapes a good slicing from the xman who has managed to get control of
Wolf who grabs Xander.
xman: " How does it feel, big bad little lady can't fight what she can't see nor stop me from controlling all these minds at once!" She kicks in the direction of the voice landing a good blow which enables Clem to grab the knife but Wolf is hanging Xander from the window.
(cut to summers home)
Andrew: " Maybe if i came in, kicking the door open like an Xman again. she'll make the same mistake."
Dawn:" you bonehead, I'll expect it this time, Willow did u find something in the book?"
Willow:" let me look again," she begins going threw pages like there is no tomorrow. "Hey think i found something.. To return something that is fictional, make it return in the order it arrived. Well lets call the gang and get them to bring back the first Xman."
(Cut to Bar)
Faith: " ya talk to me? make it quick I'm kinda busy, ya,... ya,... okay, yup, understand. Consider him on his way," she hangs up. "We got to get this ugly dude
back to the house.. Willow found something."
Faith listening closely, hears the evil Xman breathing and kicks him in the stomach knocking him down. This breaks his concentration on the mind control of Spike. Who then Goes after Wolf, knocking him down causing him to let go of Xander. Spike goes and jumps on top of the Evil Xman Knocking him out.
Faith: "Okay guys lets go before this thing wakes up." She is holding up poor injured Xander as they all head to the house. "Hey Amy get the door," she's no where to be found. "Well we don't have time right now. we'll come back for her, we cant risk
this guy waking up"
(Cut to summers home)
The gang comes bursting in as the evil xman opens his eyes.
Spike: "Bloody hell, hurry up!"
Dawn stands in front of the TV as Willow sprinkles some powder.
Andrew: "Go back from whence you came." Dawn waves both hands in a circle as first the evil xman then wolf disappear into the TV.
Faith: "I hope you all learned a lesson from this."
Andrew: "Sure, never spill coke into an active potion." They all glare at him as Dawn hangs her head.
(fade to black)
