Soon, the ghosts arrived at MGM, and the whole scene looked similar to the Magic Kingdom's. Hearing the guests' screams, Ezra walked into the Tower of Terror with Phineas.
"This will be the perfect place to start!" said Ezra. "We'll show the ghosts in here a thing or two about how to scare people!"
Phineas was more nervous. "Uh...I think the guys here a bit more...extreme than us..."
"Extreme you say? Well, my ghostly knuckles are already white, so I'll be fine!"
"Where ARE those ghosts anyway?" asked Phineas. The lobby was indeed empty.
"Maybe they're in here..." said Ezra as they walked into an elevator. The doors closed as Rod Serling walked out from behind a corridor. "Two ghosts simply want to upstage the others...but what Ezra and Phineas do not realize is that they have not walked into an elevator...but into the twilight zone."
Ezra and Phineas sat in the elevator.
"I don't know much about this ride..." said Ezra. "What happens in it?" Phineas pulled out a guidebook and read it. "Well, we go up really far...and then they drop us down again. Multiple times."
"WHAT!"
Both of them heard the laughter of a ghost bellhop from the ground floor. "What's wrong, boys? Afraid of falling?"
"Why did I always have a fear of heights!" moaned Ezra.
"What do we do?" The doors opened for a split second, giving them a view of the whole park. Ezra jumped out. "It's now or never! Jump!"
Phineas jumped as well. But in midair, he found a problem. "Isn't jumping worse?"
"Uh-oh."
Rod fell next to them. "These two hitchhiking ghosts have just learned that no matter how you try to escape, all paths lead to...the twilight zone."
"Oh, shut up!"
They hit the ground with a splat.
Meanwhile, a few other ghosts were invading MuppetVision 3D. Statler and Waldorf watched from their box. "I wonder if they'll summon up Walt Disney's spirit," said Statler.
"No, he's just frozen," said Waldorf.
"Oh. I guess this park made him bored stiff!"
Suddenly, Goofy burst through the movie screen. "I just knew I'd catch up with you guys!"
The ghosts' next destination in the park was the Fantasmic! show. The audience watched as an employee dressed as Mickey (Mickey usually played the role himself, but he was busy with the party that night) battled Maleficent in the form of a dragon. Just as the battle reached its climax, Ezra dropped in front of them. "Ladies and gentlemen! We ghosts would like to show you some classic Laff in the Dark pretzel ride entertainment! Sing it, boys!" The light shone on the singing busts.
Busts: When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake
Spooks
come out for a swinging wake
Happy haunts materialize
And begin to vocalize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
British Tea Ghost: Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
Or a
silly spook may sit by your side
Shrouded in a daft disguise
They pretend to terrorize
Grim
grinning ghosts come out to socialize
Mummy: As the
moon climbs high over the dead oak tree
Spooks
arrive for the midnight spree
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
Start to shriek and harmonize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
"What's
that?" asked an old man standing by him, unable to hear him.
Ezra:
When you hear the knell of a requiem bell
Phineas:
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell
Gus: Restless
bones etherealize
All Three: Rises spooks of every
size
The audience stood and clapped. Proud, Ezra smiled.
"The like us! They really like us! Let's do the polite thing and
scare 'em outta here!"
The ghosts rushed into the audience, sending them running for the gate. The ghosts laughed and sang their final verse.
If you
would like to join our jamboree
There's a simple rule that's
compulsory
Mortals pay a token fee
Rest in peace; the
haunting's free
So hurry back we would like your company
The villains watched backstage. "Did you see that!" hissed Maleficent. They ruined my big scene!"
"It would appear that we need to rid ourselves of the ghosts," said Jafar.
"Our friends have made their fatal mistake," said Madame Leota, back in the mansion.
"What's that?" asked Little Leota.
"Never upstage a villain."