The villains were gathered outside the mansion. The Boothill Boys, the two Splash Mountain villains, were digging up graves outside.
"There's gotta be a better way of getting dinner!" said one of them.
The other one noticed the villains at the entrance. "Hey...if Hades is here, then who's in the Underworld with those dead guys?"
"Aren't there just souls down there?"
"Whatever!" They flew away.
"Well, someone's gotta go in there!" said the Wicked Witch.
"Are you aware of what kind of stuff goes on in that place?" asked Jafar. "It's mad!"
"I'll go in!" said Madame Mim.
Hades was astonished about how stupid his friends were being. "Will you all relax? We have henchmen for a reason!"
Pain and Panic were thrown in.
"I hate going in this place!" whined Panic.
"Me too! Those ghosts are gonna eat us for dinner! It'll be a character buffet! Literally!"
"Let's just find a ghost, complain, and then run out screaming in a comical fashion," said Panic, as they walked past the Endless Hallway. They continued through the mansion and eventually stumbled onto Letoa's room. "Hey, look! It's the disembodied head!"
"I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME THAT!" yelled Leota. A bunch of musical instruments were thrown at Pain and Panic.
"Sorry! Sorry!" cried Panic. "We've been sent here to complain!"
"And you think saying that will make her stop killing you?" smiled Little Leota.
Panic nearly had a heart-attack. "KILLING US!"
"Yeah, if you kill us, then we'll be the ones stuck here with you!" Pain pointed out. The instruments stopped.
"Wait...you were sent by the villains, weren't you?"
"Do we look like the guys who would hang out with the princesses?" asked Pain. Panic smiled and flashed back to the princesses, who actually liked him and found him cute. He had actually been hanging around with them at the castle this morning. But that was his secret.
"Tell the villains to meet me in here," Leota told them. But when the imps got outside...
"Well, tell her to meet US out HERE!" said Hades.
Pain and Panic ran back in.
"In here!" ordered Leota.
"Out here!"
"In here!"
"Out here!"
"In here!"
"Out here!"
"In here!"
"Out here!"
Pain and Panic finally collapsed on the staircase. "I can't go on like this..." gasped Pain.
"Let's just stay here! Halfway down the stairs is a stair where we sit..."
The villains flew by, being held up by Leota's telekinetic powers. "Why couldn't she have done that in the first place!" said Panic.
"Let's get outta here!"
"Get into the Underworld and stop and bird brain guys from ruining things!" Hades called.
"Yes, sir..."
Leota greeted them "Welcome, foolish villains. I know you have a grudge against those ghosts."
"They upstaged us!" agreed Captain Hook.
"They drive me crazy!" growled Leota. "What's worse is that I'm responsible for most of their deaths! But what's important is that we both have a reason to destroy them and the rest of this park!"
"She knows what she's doing," said Little Leota.
"For some reason, I feel very close to this head," thought Maleficent.
"Don't call me that."
The ghosts, meanwhile, were playing a round of golf before they took on EPCOT. After all, they deserved a break after two songs.
"It's in the hole!" cried Ezra.
"It isn't anywhere near the hole," sighed Phineas. "You say that every time you hit the ball."
"Stupid," agreed Gus.
"You know, this was a pretty good idea," said Gracey.
"Hurry up, caddy!" ordered his bride.
"Yes, Emily..."
The whole course rumbled. It caused Ezra's ball to fall in. "It's in the hole!" The villains appeared, with a huge dinosaur. Leota was sitting on its back. "Guess what I resurrected at the Animal Kingdom!"
