Characters representing the park's lands gathered at the castle. Frontierland had Pecos Bill, who wanted to "rope the dino, swing it around, and make a crater that would become a landmark." Everyone agreed that was a weird idea. Then, Fantasyland's Dopey mimed something, but no one could tell what. Adventureland's Pirates were already making tracks, as was EPCOT's Figment. MGM's Muppets just made some bad puns, Animal Kingdom's Timon and Pumbaa were too lazy to show up, and everyone was already mad at Liberty Square's Hitchhiking Ghosts.
"If those ghosts got us into this, they should get us out of it!" said Roger Rabbit, who represented Toontown.
"Why is he even here? His ride's in Disneyland!" exclaimed Ezra. "Besides, we'd mess things up more. It's what we do."
"Well, someone's got to do something before our park is crushed," sighed Mickey.
Representing Tomorrowland, Ludwig Von Drake walked out. "Everybody listen to Ludwig, 'cause he's got an idea in his head! What killed the dinosaurs?"
"A comet?" guessed Kermit.
"Right! And ghost or not, we gonna get another comet, and BOOM! We rid of the reptile!"
"I'll rope one out of the sky!" said Pecos, getting his lasso ready.
"Um...actually, we got a great space station up in the air, where the comets soar. We gonna drop one right now!"
Up in a space station, Buzz Lightyear stood in his control room of Star Command. "Shoot the comet, rangers!"
Stitch whizzed by.
"Yeesh. You give a guy his own ride, a TV series, and a couple sequels and he thinks he owns the place," complained XR.
Stitch pressed a button, launching the comet towards Disney World. Down on earth, Leota looked up, seeing the comet. "I appears they're trying to defeat us. How amusing."
The comet burned up on the way down, completely missing the dinosaur. The tiny bit left hit Leota's ball. The dinosaur flickered in and out, like a bad TV signal.
Ezra noticed this. "Wait...did you see that? We're not after Barney! We want Leota!"
"Heh...Barney," giggled Phineas.
"Leave this one to me, guys," said Gus as he marched toward Leota. He dodged the villains and grabbed the crystal ball.
"You fool! What are you doing?"
"Something we should have done years ago!"
"Villains! Help me!"
The villains all chased Gus, followed by the huge dinosaur. Hades stopped the beast. :Hold on, scales! I've got a special job for you..."
The dinosaur set off for the castle.
Meanwhile, Gus was riding on a Disney bus, bouncing Leota's crystal ball. "Who knew this thing bounced?"
"Due to cutbacks, my crystal ball is actually plastic."
They got off at Blizzard Beach. Leota suddenly figured out her fate.
"You're not about to...'
Gus dropped her down a huge slide. "Have a nice trip! See you next fall!"
Leota splashed into the water, ruining her concentration. Inches away from the castle, the dinosaur vanished. The villains all stopped, unsure of what would happen next.
"Now what?" asked Scar.
"I'm not sure..." said the Witch. Jafar suggested that they would all go home, which they did.
"Gus! I'm proud of you!" cried Ezra, rushing up to his friend. He suddenly stopped. "I'd be even more proud if you hadn't used the line, 'Have a nice trip! See you next fall!' How old is that, anyway?" Gus hit Ezra with his ball and chain.
"You'll be happy to know the guests all thought that was an act and loved it," announced Mickey. "Just don't do it again, or you'll get a 'Journey Into Imagination' makeover!"
"So first we'll be robbed of all fun and then have a third rehab making it generally better, but never truly having the fun of the first version?" thought Phineas.
"All this made me wonder why we keep Leota around, and why you keep those villains around..." said Gracey.
Mickey looked embarrassed. "It brings in the money...boy, I miss Walt..."
"Well, back to the mansion!" yawned Ezra. "I can't wait to see what we'll do on Christmas?"
We've had grinning ghosts
We've had stuff from space
Phineas: We had a lot of fun
With everyone
Gus: Almost ruined the place
All: Hey! A rampage!
Yeah, we finally had our rampage
Starring everybody!
And me!
In the Underworld, Pain and Panic were still trying to keep the Boothill Boys, who had developed a taste for dead Greeks, under control. "Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out!"
"You mean IF he finds out!"
"If? If is good?"
"I was sent here," said Goofy, still in his ghost outfit. "Where's your kitchen?"
THE END
And so ends our tale of the mansion's ghosts. Thank you all for the kind reviews.
