Okay, it's been a looooooong time since I wrote chapter one and two! I think it may be close to two blasted years! Oh well, time for chapter three. I've grown up a bit (yay right) so it may be written better.

Disclaimer: As much as I hate to admit it, I don't own Legend of Zelda or Nintendo. So blah…..

Oh yay, a side note! I hate saying this but oh well! Because I don't think I can write the same as I used to, in the story it's a month later! Link is healed, they're still paranoid about Dark Link coming back. And Dark Link decided to go back to High school! (Just kidding). So, Zelda didn't kill Dark Link, she just shot his balls off. But despite missing his precious jewels, he's still after Link!

Link lay sleeping in his room in the castle. Twitching every now and then from nightmares of Dark Link and Zelda. A guard stood silently outside of Link's room. All water was removed from Link's room and the guard was told "Shoot to kill" if he sees Dark Link. A shadow moved through the halls of the castle, a cold breeze followed after. The shadow stood before the silent guard until it heard him snoring.

"Interesting….." The shadow shuffled around the guard and through the door. It stood above Link, a menacing look in its eyes. It pointed a finger at Link and poked him in the forehead until Link opened his eyes and let out a startled gasp.

"Dark Link!" Dark Link instantly smacked Link so he was unconscious again. He picked Link up and threw him over his shoulder.

"This is fun!" Dark Link skipped out of the room, carrying Link, and out of the castle…..

At the Castle

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FELL ASLEEP!" Screamed Zelda at the top of her lungs. The guard fidgeted uneasily.

"Well, I…."
"YOU LET HIM KIDNAP LINK! I SHOULD HAVE YOU KILLED!" She bellowed with all her might while the courtiers in the background mumbled about how much of a spoiled brat she was. Zelda turns her fiery gaze at them, they slink away slowly. She turned her attention back at the guard who was now definitely scared half way to hell. She spoke quietly with a deadly precision. "Grab all of your best guards and hunt Link down, its either you come back with him or not at all." The guard slowly inched away, nodding until he was around the corner, he took off at a run.

Dark Link's Lair

Dark Link lay on a rosewood bed next to Link, staring at him lovingly. Link's eyes slowly drifted open, and then…..

"HOLY SHIT! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU FRUIT!" Link jumped up and made a run for the door only to hear a 'clink' then seeing the floor flying up at his face. He moaned quietly before crawling back onto his feet and looking for what tripped him. What he saw both disturbed and scared him, he was shackled to the bed. His face slowly went dead pale "oh god no….." He quickly glanced down at what he was wearing and stumbled, he found himself in a skin tight fingertip length wedding gown. His eyes traveled back to wear Dark Link was lying, staring at him with a mischievous grin. Dark Link was wearing a wedding tuxedo, with his hair slicked back.

"How are you today, my love?" Dark Link said mockingly. Link scowled fiercely.

"How the hell do you think I'm doing! Why the fuck am I wearing this! WHATS GOING ON! …….. And what the heck is wrong with you! What are you trying to do!" Dark Link stood and walked seductively towards Link, swinging his hips a little.

"We're going to be married, there's nothing that little skank Zelda can do about it." Multiple weird looks played across Dark Link's face as he came close to Link, all the space that was between them was a hair's length. Link shrunk back as much as possible, wishing like hell that he had something to smack Dark Link with. Suddenly he got an idea (it's a miracle!). Link stood straight and slapped Dark Link, like a real woman! Dark Link stared at him in disbelief.

"W-what the?" Dark Link looked at Link with round eyes. "you just slapped me?" he stops and thinks, then brakes out laughing "You just slapped me!" Link's face turned bright red.

"Yay? So! If you don't let me go I'll do worse!" Link tried to seem intimidating in a dress. Dark Link kept laughing.

"What? You're going to kick me? I don't have any balls for you to kick!"

"Then why are you still after me!" Dark Link quickly wrapped his arms around Link's waist.

"Because I love you you moron." Link turned green

"Oh god I'm going to be sick!" Link (who is wearing high heels) slams his foot down on Dark Link's foot. Dark link lets go with a yelp of pain as Link runs back over to the bed and searches through the drawers of the bed stand. He finds a very convenient key to the shackles and unlocks them. "So there!" He takes off at a run from the odd little room only to realize he's in the endless room again. "WHAT!" He looks around this time and makes sure he's not on another treadmill, he starts running. Two hours and a pair of broken high heels later, he finds a door. Before he could open the door it swings open, Dark Link stands in front of him, grinning.

"Where do you think your going my little minx?" Dark Link takes a step towards Link, a gut wrenching sound of metal through skin rips the air as Dark Link falls forward, his eyes wide in disbelief and pain. Zelda pulls her sword from Dark Link's back with a satisfied air.

"Link! You're safe! ……" she stops and looks at what he's wearing. She puts a hand over her mouth and tries her hardest not to laugh. Link raises an eyebrow at her.

"What? Its not like you can wear this and still feel sexy!"

The End

Okay, it's over for real this time! I just had to put this in! So Zelda saved Link FOR ONCE! She proved to be useful in some way! And Link does look smexy in a wedding dress! Well, if any one wants to speak with meh then go to my e-mail! I love to talk! And I need story ideas!