Ok here's the next chapter! Unfortunately ROTS will take longer to come out. Sorry!

Episode: Attack of the Clones

Dear Diary,
I got to see Padme again. FINALLY! After ten years of complaining the council gave us an assignment with her. Watch out Padme 'cause Anakin's comin'! Ok, can't believe I just wrote that! Unfortunatley for me, Master Benny knows about me and my little dove. Crap! Well I have to go now because I sense something inside Padme's bedroom. Buh-bye!
XOXOXOXOX -Anakin

Later-
Me and Benny-boy just got back from a late night speeder chase. Alrighty, here's what happened. First, me and Benny run into Padme's room and I kill some weird worm thing that was about to kill her. Then Benny tries to show off (I think he's got a crush on Padme too!) and jumps out the window grabbing onto some droid thingy outside Padme's window. Oh, by the way, Padme looked really hot in her nightgown! Ok, that was dumb! Moving on. So I have to dash outside and grab a speeder so that I can rescue Master Benny. He's is soooooo lame sometimes! After that I take a cool shortcut and tick off Benny by jumping outta my speeder onto some chick's speeder. Hey, anything for Padme. Then, me and the chick crash and she runs into some nightclub and right as I'm about to go in, who shows up but Benny! IDIOT! We walk into the club and Benny tells me to go look for the chick while he goes to the bar for a drink! How selfish! Oh well Benny cut off the chick's hand anyways. But right as she was about to tell us who hired her some dumb suit-with-a-jetpack flys up and shoots her in the throat. Nice suit, huh? Well I'm gonna go catch a few winks. See ya!
XOXOXOXOX -Ani the Rescuer

Dear Diary,
Just got back from a council meetin'. And guess what? I got assigned to Padme! Uh-huh, oh yeah! And the best part is that it's just me and her(and artoo but who cares about him?). Then Master Benny got assigned to the jetpack in a suit. Whoopee. Unfortunately for Padme we have to travel as refugees. Translation: No hot outfits. Well, I have to go pack and pick up Padme. BYE!
XOXOXOXOX -Padme's Protector

Later-
Well, we're boarding the ship in a few minutes but I just had to tell you what happened when I went to pick up Padme! First, I had a little embarrassing moment. I kinda threw a little temper tantrum while Padme was packing. But we don't talk about that now. Second, I had a little romantic moment. Translation: I looked at her, she looked at me and I apologized. Ok, we're boarding now so I have to go. Wouldn't want Padme to find out about my girly book now would I?
XOXOXOXOX -Anakin the Apologizer

Dear Diary,
We arrived on Naboo acouple of hours ago. After we landed we went to the queen's palace where Padme totally dissed me in front of pretty much the whole entire galaxy(well maybe not the entire galaxy but you know). After we decided where to stay, I rented a boat and we went to some lakeside retreat where I did a little stealing. Of the heart! Needless to say Padme won't be dissing me again. Ok, so here's what happened. She was taking me on a 'guided tour' of the place when we came to some cool balcony thing. Then I looked at her, she looked at me and things worked out better than last time. I KISSED HER! Well it's dinner time and I'm a growing jedi. See ya!
XOXOXOXOX -Ani the Heart-throb

Later-
I am like so depressed right now! Padme loves me but she says we're not allowed to love each other! How un-cool is that! But I'm a jedi and I know I'm better than this. sniffles Maybe. I still in shock by the fact that when a guy pours out his heart and soul to a girl she's completely unmoved. IDIOT! I'm gonna go sulk some more, so bye.
XOXOXOXOX -Ani (I don't care right now! sniffles)

Dear Diary,
I woke up in the middle of the night with some dumb dream about my mom. I really wish someone would save her so I wouldn't keep having these stupid nightmares. . . .oh wait, jedi don't have nightmares. Crap! Padme caught me out on the balcony meditating after the dream. We convinced me to go to Tatooine and save her. That sounds vaguely familiar. Hmm. We're coming up on Tatooine now so I better run.
XOXOXOXOX -Ani the Dreamer

Dear Diary,
Mummy's dead and I hate my step-family. Mum's dead 'cause I couldn't save her and now I'm mad at Benny because he's holding me back. I hate my step-family because they didn't try to help my mum and Owen has a girlfriend and I don't. Crap. Oh yeah and I threw another temper tantrum when Padme brought in a tray of somethin'. I'm starting to see a pattern here. Well there's a message from Artoo I need to read.
XOXOXOXOX -Anakin

Dear Diary,
We're en-route to Geonosis to save Benny. Reason being, Artoo. He had a message inside his rusty innards from Ben that convinced Padme to come and rescue him. She better not like him. Ok well, Padme sees some steam vents ahead that she wants me to land in so, buh-bye.
XOXOXOXOX -Geonosis-bound Ani

Later-
What a day! First, me and Padme get off the ship and walk into a tunnel with a bunch of creepy grasshopper things all along the wall. Needless to say, my lightsaber got used. Then when we finally get away from them, we fall onto a droid factory conveyor belt and Padme gets dumped into a barrel while I get my lightsaber cut in half. After that, I run into the jetpack suit again. Then, me and Padme are reunited, but as prisoners. While the grasshoppers are hitchin' up their ride Padme tells me that she loves me and we kiss and make up. Am I good or what? Then, we find Benny chained to a poll(us too). Then, Count Doodu tries to have us excucuted! JERK! But I handled it well and saved the day. Kinda. After we get surrounded by destoyers Master Windu comes with a bunch of other jedi to try and save us. It didn't work. After what was left of us was about to be blaster-ridden the green-guy comes and saves the day with a bunch of clones. Oh yeah and Master Windu cut off the jetpack suit's head! After greenie rescued us we blew up acouple star ships and accidently ditched Padme. I had yet another tantrum about that but Benny won. After my little incident, we(Benny and me) fought Count Doodu and I lost half my arm. Ouch. Then greenie fought Doodu and Padme came and rescued me and Benny. Well it's time to get fitted with my new arm so bye. OW! Dumb droid! I'm really leaving now.
XOXOXOXOX -Amputeed Anakin

Dear Diary,
I got assigned to take Padme back to Naboo. Does a guy get no rest! Will write more later. XOXOXOXOX -In a rush!

Later-
I got married today. Guess who! If you guessed Padme you're wrong! Kidding! It was her. She looked really hot in her wedding dress. And the best part is no monkey suit for me! I just wore my jedi stuff. By the way this is a big secret so no telling! Well, back to jedi work for me! See ya wouldn't wanna be ya!
XOXOXOXOX -Ani the Married Man

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