Well here's the third chapter! Hope everybody likes it! R&R please! Enjoy!
Episode: Revenge of the Sith
Dear
Diary,
This is gonna be a quick entry. But I had to tell you what
Chancellor Palpy did yesterday! Got chancellor-napped, that's what!
What an moron! Oh well, one more assignment for me! Oh and Benny too.
And in case you couldn't tell from my previous statement, me and
Benny have been assigned to go and rescue Palpy from the hands of the
evil and sinister. . . . .General Grievous! DUN DUN DUN! What-EVER!
Well me and Benny are suiting up for the trip. Must dash!
XOXOXOXOX
-(let's go formal here) Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker
Later-
Just
got back from my rescue mission of Palpy which turned into a rescue
mission of Palpy AND Benny! Why do I always get stuck with the
idiots? Just a question. Well, I finally got to meet General
Grievous. Someone should tell his mommy to get the boy some cough
syrup! After we met General Wanna-hacka-lugie we had to land the
remaining half, that's right half, of his starship. Nice guy, huh? We
made it however and our mission was successful. But wait, there's
more! I killed Count Dooku and Benny got knocked unconscious
byyyyyyyy. . . .something. Since Ben was asleep at the lightsaber I
had to carry him into an elevator thing with Palpy and the next thing
I know I'm hanging on with one hand to a ledge with Palpy clinging to
my leg and (this is where it gets nasty) Benny (who was now awake)
practically giving me a hug he was holding on so tight. One word of
caution to guys in general, men should NOT touch men! Do I make
myself clear? Huh? Huh? Huh? Well now that that's outta my system I'm
gonna go say hi to Padme. Bye.
XOXOXOXOX -Anakin the
Proverb-maker(UH-OH!)
Later
Still-
PADME'S PREGNANT! Whoopey! She told me right after I got
back from rescuing Palpy! Can you believe it? I'm gonna be a widdle
daddy-waddy! Why did I just write that? This is gonna be awesome! I
can teach my kids how to lightsaber duel and how to race pods and how
to kill evil Sith Lords! Who knows maybe even teach them how to turn
to the Dark Side. That was a crappy piece-a writin'! Well I'm gonna
go hang with Padme. Bye!
XOXOXOXOX -Big Daddy Ani
Even
Later Still-
I just had a dream about Padme. She died in
childbirth. Bummer. I'm not so sure I like this kid anymore. I better
go talk to Yoda about it in the morning. Bigger bummer. Uh-oh, here
comes Padme. She'll wanna know "what's wrong, Anakin?"
Crap. See ya.
XOXOXOXOX -Anakin, resident of Bummerville
Dear
Diary,
I have BIG news! Palpy wants me to be his personal rep on
the council. Can you believe I'm gonna be a Master! Well I'm on my
way to my first council meeting as a master. Wish me luck! Wait,
you're a book. You can't even talk! What am I saying? I'm NUTS! I'm
leaving now!
XOXOXOXOX -Ani in a Straightjacket
Later-
The
whole entire everything HATES ME! CRAP! I'm not a master!(even though
I'm on the council I'd rather be ticked off by the fact I'm not a
master.) AND Benny wants me to spy on Palpy! How like, unethical! Oh
and I'm not too sure if Master Windu trusts me! His loss. I need some
some wifely love, so see ya.
XOXOXOXOX -Galaxy Reject
Dear
Diary,
Ok, I think I found a way to save Padme. I went to visit
Palpy earlier tonight and we had a chat. He said that if I learned
more of the Dark Side I could learn a way to keep her from dying.
Cool, huh? I thought so. Oh crap! There I go talking to a book again.
Why do I do that? I just did it again! Why am I such a moron? NOOOO!
I did it again! You know, I think I hear Padme calling, or was it
Yoda? I just did it again! Ok, I am like GONE!
XOXOXOXOX -Anakin
the Worrier
Dear
Diary,
I found out Palpy's a widdle itty bitty sithy lordy.
Unfortunately he knows like EVERYTHING! Even Padme's name. Hmm, that
came out a little wrong. Ok well, I have to go tell Mace about Palpy
and seal my and the galaxy's fate. Tootles.
XOXOXOXOX -Anakin(I'm
not feeling creative at the moment.)
Later-
Wow!
So much to report. First, I killed Mace. Whoopee. He never trusted me
anyways. Second, I am now Lord Vader, apprentice of Darth Sidious and
I will be treated as such! Ya hear! I'm gonna go lead an attack on
the Jedi Temple so, bye!
XOXOXOXOX -Anakin/Vader (I'm still
gorgeous, aren't I?)
Later
Still-
I am soooooo close to reconsidering this whole going sith
thing. Wanna know why? Crap, I talked to the book again! I'll still
tell ya! Palpy/Sidious made me kill jedi! The fiend! Well, I have to
go tell Palpy/Sidious that all is right with his empire.
Yay.
XOXOXOXOX -Sidious' Sidekick
Dear
Diary,
I received new orders from Palpy/Sidious last night. I get
to go to Mustafar and kill the seperatists. Let's hear it for me! I
really hope Benny doesn't follow me. Oh well.
XOXOXOXOX
-Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . .Vader?
Later-
Well
I finished off the seperatists! And I reported back to Palpy/Sidious.
I am so productive! What the. . . . ? Why here comes my little
muffin, Padme. And in a shiny starship. I WANNA TOUCH IT! That was
random! Must go see my dreamy senator. Buh-bye!
XOXOXOXOX
-Senatorstruck Sith
Dear
Diary,
I officially became Darth Vader today. Oh and I fought
Benny. Can you believe he tried to KILL me? And here I thought I had
a strong relationship with him. Obviously NOT! I also found out (to
my shock and amazement) that Benny's real name is Obi-Wan Kenobi! No
wonder Benny-Wand Kenobi always sounded so weird. Hmm. . . .OH!
Palpy/Sidious and me are building a cool big metal ball! Sounds
excitin', don't it? Random fact about being a humanoid: Never again
can I sneak up on someone. You could hear the 'whooooooo-pooooo' a
mile away! All this for some little man who doesn't know how to
design good armored body suits! Well that puts things in perspective!
I am such an IDIOT! Oh crap! I accidently shut off my
'whooooo-pooooo' machine! Can't. . .hold. . . on. . .much. . .
.longer. . . . . . . .NOOOOOOOOOOO! silence GOTCHA! I am such a
drama sith! Well bye!
XOXOXOXOX -Lord Vader, second most powerful
sith in the galaxy! MWAHAHAHAHA!
It could take a little longer than usual. Sorry.