Here's the fourth chapter! Sorry it took so long. Life happened. Enjoy!
Episode: A New Hope
Dear
Diary,
I boarded some senator's ship today and arrested her. What
is it with me and senators? Oh well. The reason we boarded it was
'cause her ship received transmissions from rebels. Rebels who stole
the readouts for mine and Palpy/Sidious' cool metal ball! How DARE
they! Well, she'll learn her lesson, oh yes she will!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bye now.
XOXOXOXOX -Coolest Sith EVER
Dear
Diary,
I had a meeting with Tarkin and a bunch of other low-lifes.
One of them totally dissed the Force so I had to show him who's
boss(I choked him! WHEEEEEEE!). But before I could kill him, Tarkin
told me to let him go. Jerk. Oh and the cool metal ball's almost
finished. You'd think that the 'all- powerful emperor' could get a
giant ball done in under 20 years! There I go thinkin' again! I
should remember that I'm just the right-hand not the brain. Well, I
have to go torture Senator Organ now. Hmm. . .hope I spelled that
right. Buh-bye now!
XOXOXOXOX -Emperor's Right Hand(not right side
of the brain.)
Dear
Diary,
Well, the droid didn't work so Tarkin suggested a new form
of "persuasion". I didn't get it. . . . I still don't get
it. But, Tarkin set a course for Alderaan, so I'm guessing it has
something to do with that.
XOXOXOXOX -Dumb Droid
Later-
The
senator's death warrant was just signed. Literally. And Tarkin blew
Alderaan to bits! WHOOT. The senator also told us where the rebels
are. Dantooine. Sounds familiar. . . .hmm. . .maybe I've been to a
place like it. Oh well! Must dash! Tarkin asked me to play poker with
him and a sith NEVER looses. Bye!
XOXOXOXOX -Darth
Dear
Diary,
Crap! Tarkin is such an idiot! His little form of
persuasion didn't work in the least! All I can say is I TOLD YOU SO!
Oh yeah and Leia's gonna be terminated today! Yay. See ya. BR
Know-it-all
Later-
Benny's
back! I felt him on a ship that we caught a few minutes ago. Don't
tell anybody but I've missed him. sniffles Too bad I have to get
rid of him. Well, bye for now.
XOXOXOXOX -Darth Softie
Later
Still-
Well I did it. Benny is finally off my back FOREVER!
MWAHAHAHAHA! No more taking orders from him and no more training
sessions! Yay! Oh and I also had a brilliant beyond brilliant idea.
Put a homing beacon on the ship we captured earlier. (Yes, it got
away!) The ship just made the jump to hyperspace and it's working,
it's working! BYE!
XOXOXOXOX -The Smartest Sith
Even
Later Still-
My Death Star's been destroyed! NOOOOOOOOOO! It was
my, my, in gollum voice MY PRECIOUS! Wow! I just had an outta movie
experience! Alrighty, here's how it happened. Some stupid kid fired a
shot right into the ship and it exploded! The only reason I survived
was 'cause I got into my fighter and started picking a bunch of rebel
fighters off. Aren't I good? Unfortunately, one of my back-up
fighters rammed into me and damaged my baby(my fighter). WAAAAH! One
good thing that came out of it is that Tarkin's dead. That's someone
I could've lived without knowing. Well, as I'm spinning in space
right now, I think I'll go. BYE!
XOXOXOXOX -The Survivor
Well there ya go! Please R&R! Thanks!
