Here's the fourth chapter! Sorry it took so long. Life happened. Enjoy!

Episode: A New Hope

Dear Diary,
I boarded some senator's ship today and arrested her. What is it with me and senators? Oh well. The reason we boarded it was 'cause her ship received transmissions from rebels. Rebels who stole the readouts for mine and Palpy/Sidious' cool metal ball! How DARE they! Well, she'll learn her lesson, oh yes she will! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bye now.
XOXOXOXOX -Coolest Sith EVER

Dear Diary,
I had a meeting with Tarkin and a bunch of other low-lifes. One of them totally dissed the Force so I had to show him who's boss(I choked him! WHEEEEEEE!). But before I could kill him, Tarkin told me to let him go. Jerk. Oh and the cool metal ball's almost finished. You'd think that the 'all- powerful emperor' could get a giant ball done in under 20 years! There I go thinkin' again! I should remember that I'm just the right-hand not the brain. Well, I have to go torture Senator Organ now. Hmm. . .hope I spelled that right. Buh-bye now!
XOXOXOXOX -Emperor's Right Hand(not right side of the brain.)

Dear Diary,
Well, the droid didn't work so Tarkin suggested a new form of "persuasion". I didn't get it. . . . I still don't get it. But, Tarkin set a course for Alderaan, so I'm guessing it has something to do with that.
XOXOXOXOX -Dumb Droid

Later-
The senator's death warrant was just signed. Literally. And Tarkin blew Alderaan to bits! WHOOT. The senator also told us where the rebels are. Dantooine. Sounds familiar. . . .hmm. . .maybe I've been to a place like it. Oh well! Must dash! Tarkin asked me to play poker with him and a sith NEVER looses. Bye!
XOXOXOXOX -Darth

Dear Diary,
Crap! Tarkin is such an idiot! His little form of persuasion didn't work in the least! All I can say is I TOLD YOU SO! Oh yeah and Leia's gonna be terminated today! Yay. See ya. BR Know-it-all

Later-
Benny's back! I felt him on a ship that we caught a few minutes ago. Don't tell anybody but I've missed him. sniffles Too bad I have to get rid of him. Well, bye for now.
XOXOXOXOX -Darth Softie

Later Still-
Well I did it. Benny is finally off my back FOREVER! MWAHAHAHAHA! No more taking orders from him and no more training sessions! Yay! Oh and I also had a brilliant beyond brilliant idea. Put a homing beacon on the ship we captured earlier. (Yes, it got away!) The ship just made the jump to hyperspace and it's working, it's working! BYE!
XOXOXOXOX -The Smartest Sith

Even Later Still-
My Death Star's been destroyed! NOOOOOOOOOO! It was my, my, in gollum voice MY PRECIOUS! Wow! I just had an outta movie experience! Alrighty, here's how it happened. Some stupid kid fired a shot right into the ship and it exploded! The only reason I survived was 'cause I got into my fighter and started picking a bunch of rebel fighters off. Aren't I good? Unfortunately, one of my back-up fighters rammed into me and damaged my baby(my fighter). WAAAAH! One good thing that came out of it is that Tarkin's dead. That's someone I could've lived without knowing. Well, as I'm spinning in space right now, I think I'll go. BYE!
XOXOXOXOX -The Survivor

Well there ya go! Please R&R! Thanks!