A\U: Man! This took longer than the last one! Sorry! I hope everyone likes it! Enjoy and excuse any randomness please! Lol!

Episode: The Empire Strikes Back

Dear Diary,
Well we found those vile rebels! Some idiot aboard had the nerve to disagree with me when I received the news. I shut him up. Oh and I'm sure that the Skywalker kid is with 'em. cackles evilly I have you now my pretty! Hmmm, that was lame. Oh and one more thing about the dork that had the nerve to contradict me. HE'S DEAD! Mwahahaha! Needless to say I have a new admiral now. Well, I gotta go now so. . . . .hmm. . . . . buh-bye!
XOXOXOXOX -Finder of the Rebels

Dear Diary,
I had a little chat with the emperor today. I had to totally suck up to him. EWWWWW! I also had to tell him about my sonny-boy Luke. And guess what his response was? Just guess! He told me to turn him to the Dark Side! How unfeeling! sniffles I got stuff to do, so, bye.
XOXOXOXOX -Father Vader

Dear Diary,
What idiots! We lost the Millennium Falcon! in background an officer shouts, "We have them my, Lord! Ahem, What wonderful bridge controllers, I mean of course! Well, I have to go give the bounty hunters their instructions. See ya!
XOXOXOXOX -Brilliant Sith

Dear Diary,
Well, I'm leaving for Cloud Ceetay tooday! Watch my smokey (robinson?)! I'll be writing more later sooooooooo. . . . .soooooooooooo. . . . . . what. . . . . . ? Well, buh-bye, buh-bye now, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye now, buh-byyyyyee?
XOXOXOXOX- Hyper Vader-lating

(A\U: I was extremely hyper when I wrote this so please excuse the randomness. Please continue!)

Later-
Captured Solo, Senator and Wookie. IT'S SO MUCH FUN INTIMIDATING PEOPLE! Whee. Tormenting people too. Too bad I went through all that and still don't have sonny-boy Skywalker. Well I better go before a stormtrooper finds this. Knowing that you superior keeps a girly book doesn't stimualte moral, if you know what I mean. Must dash.
XOXOXOXOX- The Intimidator

Later Still-
Solo got frozen! It was so cool! Wait, I must control my feelings. clears throat. . . .kinda? Now that that's in check I can tell you the big news. Lukey's comin'! Will write more later.
XOXOXOXOX- The Controller

Even Later Still-
Well Luke has come and gone. We had a heck of a lightsaber duel! Unfortunately,(for Luke not me) he had his hand cut off by (it was a total mistake! . . . . .maybe) dear old dad. I told him that joining the Dark Side was his destiny but that didn't phase him so I had to (as Jerry Springer might say) reveal all. When I told him the (awful) truth that he has a humanoid for a father he just made this weird face and kept saying, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!". Loser. Whoops, did I just say that? chuckles nervously then senses something in the Force It's Luke! Hold on a sec while I send him a message via telepath. In Vader's mind Luke. Son, come with me. Luke. . . . . it is your destiny. out of Vader's mind Hmm, somehow that lacked fatherly affection. Oh well. pauses as he watches the Millenium Falcon jump to hyperspace CRAP!
XOXOXOXOX- Livid-by-Luke Lunatic

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-Cierra