THE HORROR! This is the last installment of 'Diary of a Chosen One'! What am I gonna do with the reat of my life! Well, I guess I'll figure it out. Enjoy!

Episode: Return of the Jedi

Dear Diary,
Just arrived at the new and improved Death Star. What a piece 'a crap! It doesn't look any better than the last one! Unfortunately, I'll have to greet Palpy tomorrow. Hopefully we're still on friendly-ish terms. 'Cause I mean really, we've never actually been on 'friendly' terms. We're Sith! What'dya expect? Moving on. I got to yell at an in uppish tone Imperial Officer today. It's the little things in life. nervously laughs Going now. . . . . .bye.
XOXOXOXOX- Humiliated Humanoid

Dear Diary,
It's D-Day or should I say E-Day. That's right, Palpy's comin' for a visit. Joy to the galaxy. I'll write more after the Palpster leaves.
XOXOXOXOX- V-Day

Later-
HE'S NOT LEAVING! regains composure At least not until the Death Star's finished. I'll be finding new ways of persuasion for the workers. And as of that's not enough, he still wants me to turn Luke to the Dark Side! Only this time he wants to help! JERK! And to top it off, while we were walking away from Palpy's shuttle he did one of those bad guy laughs. Maybe it's just me, but have you noticed how every movie has an evil cackle or two in it? Wrrrrooooonnng. slightly hyper Oh well! Gotta run before the Emperor finds my girly book! (Have I ever mentioned that this book is pink? Blends well in a galaxy of black and white, don't it?) in a surfer guy voice Later dudes.
XOXOXOXOX- Surfer Sith

Later Still-
in a girly voice OMG! OMG! OMG! I just snatched this outta Palpy's filthy mits! I can't believe he READ it! What am I gonna do? Oh no! starts hyperventilating I'm talking to a book AGAIN! in a weepy voice I wish this book had never come to me! I wish none of this had ever happened! a deep voice outside of the book begins to talk to Vader So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. Vader slowly realizes it's the voice of Gandalf(Lord of the Rings) Oh. . .my. . . .GOSH!
XOXOXOXOX- AAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dear Diary,
Luke just flew by! YAY! And Palpy doesn't know! Actually the only reason Palpy doesn't know is cuz I made the bridge controllers promise not to tell! snickers evilly I LOVE MY JOB! One more thing before I go. in uppity, mocking voice The Emperor normal voice wants me to stay on my command ship until he feels like calling me back! Can you believe it? I'm one of the best star pilots in the galaxy and he wants me to stay on a command ship! things in the room start to explode from Vader using the Force Whoops! Just broke the fine china! pauses And the super-glue! Crap! I gotta go!
XOXOXOXOX- Commander Vader

Later-
Luke just flew by. He didn't even stop to say hello. Little Ingrate. Unfortunately, he knows that I was on board the ship. CRAP. Well, Emperor calls. Bye!
XOXOXOXOX- Father of a Son

Dear Diary,
I just picked up Luke from school! laughs hysterically then pauses Not really, I just sent him up to Palpy. I'm sure once I go up there a major fight will ensue and me and Palpy will lose our lives. How unfortunate. Well, since Luke got to my conscience I think I'll go up and see what happenin'! Will write more later.
XOXOXOXOX- Sith Seer

Later-
I'm writing on the go. Right now I'm looking for Luke so I can either turn him or cackles evilly DESTROY HIM! What Luke must think of me! One more thing before I go. In case you couldn't tell, Luke and I are not on father-son happy terms. WE'RE FIGHTING TO DEATH. . . . .KINDA! I'll inform all when I return. Must dash!
XOXOXOXOX- Fighter on the Go-go

Later Still-
I'm dead. sighs Coulda been worse. In fact, here's a list of all the good things I did before I croaked;
1. Killed Palpy(which reminds me, today I found out that the respectful way to address the Palpster is Emperor Palpatine. Go figure!)
2. Saved my sonny-boy Luke
3. Rid the galaxy of myself! . . . .Messed up.
I also found out that I have a daughter! Yay. I never met her. Well, I guess it's time to either get a new girly book or just stop being an embaressment to my family, friends, amd co-workers. sarcastically How will I ever decide? I guess I'll go now. . . . .bye. :)
XOXOXOXOX- Jedi Master, Anakin Skywalker

Wasn't it funny! Or maybe you didn't like it. Please tell all! Well, I guess this is goodbye. . . . .for now. I'm gonna leak a little secret. Be expecting Obi-Wan's diary soon! By4now! -Cierra