Disclaimer: That's all right! That's okay! I'm gonna own TT (and Natsuki Takaya-sensei, author of Fruits Basket) one day! Gooooo Kim!

A/N: I can't believe Reviewer Feedback is a violation of the rules...what a bunch of crap! I hope you like this chapter more and that it's longer...

Chapter Two: Shigure-san

Tohru led the very much shocked Raven and very much saddened Beast Boy to the Sohma household. "I'm so happy I ran into you, Raven-san," Tohru exclaimed happily. "You and Beast Boy-san are my two favorite characters on the Teen Titans!"

"Glad...you like it..." Raven mumbled, breathing deeply. Beast Boy said nothing, too depressed at being in the last place he'd EVER want to go.

"Yes! Well, we are here," Tohru smiled, her happiness emanating from every fiber of her being. "Welcome to the humble Sohma household! I hope Shigure-san won't mind you staying here for a while..."

Beast Boy and Raven were about to enter the house when Tohru stopped them, eyes widening. "Aren't you going to remove your shoes?" Raven and Beast Boy sweat dropped and took off their shoes before walking into the house.

"Shigure-san! Shigure-san...please, Raven-san, Beast Boy-san, wait here while I get Shigure-san," Tohru instructed the two, leaving the room to find Shigure.

"So, Raven-san, any idea how we're gonna get the heck outta here?" Beast Boy asked, scratching his head.

"I have no clue. We'll just have to wait and see..." Raven murmured, feeling sleepy. "Hey, Beast Boy...are you feeling kinda sleepy?"

No answer.

"Beast Boy...?"

Raven looked at the sleeping Beast Boy. A long waterfall of drool was spilling out onto his uniform. "Ewww...you have got to stop doing that!"

"...Raven-san! Please...up!" An anxious voice begged, making Raven awaken. "Oh, thank goodness, Raven-san!" Tohru breathed. "I suppose the time zone change is making you tired."

"Time zone...? Wait a- We're still in Japan?" Raven asked. When Tohru nodded her head cheerfully, she reached back to throw up the hood of her cloak. Instead, she found air. "My cape...?"

"Oh, yes, Raven-san," Tohru smiled some more. "Shigure-san thought you might be more comfortable in a traditional kimono, so he gave one to you!"

In the privacy of his room:
"A leotard...oh, yes...a leotard that has been on a girl's actual body..." Shigure sighed.

"Er...yeah, okay, where's Beast Boy?" Raven inquired.

"Beast Boy-san is resting in Yuki-kun's room! Yuki-kun has student council and will not be back until dinner. That reminds me, Raven-san!" Tohru added. "Shigure-san said it was okay for you and Beast Boy-san to stay!"

"Great, listen, I really need to find out a way to get back home," Raven said hurriedly, "and I need Beast Boy with me."

"...oh. I understand," Tohru said...slyly! "You and Beast Boy-san...have something special, correct?"

Raven's face blushed a deep crimson red. "O-of course not! Ugh, you people can be so difficult," Raven exclaimed, shaking off the question.

Raven walked down the hallway to what she presumed to be Yuki's room, from what she saw in the comics. "Beast Boy?"

"Who the hell's Beast Boy? And you, for that matter," An orange-haired boy asked rudely. Then again, Kyo isn't exactly known to be nice.

"I'm Raven. Where's Yuki's room?" Raven asked monotonously in a "don't-screw-with-me-cause-I'll-kick-your-ass-too" voice.

"Down the hall, sheesh," Kyo answered, face blanching when he realized he recognized the voice.

Raven walked halfway down the long hallway before remembering she could fly. 'Duh, Raven,' She scolded herself. She concentrated on floating, and- nothing happened. She tried again, but finding no results. 'What the hell's going on!'

She ran the rest of the way to Yuki's room. "Beast Boy...Beast Boy? Wake up, you drooling buffoon!" Raven commanded gruffly, shaking the reluctant boy.

"Ngh...hold on a second," Beast Boy pleaded, rolling over.

"That's it...Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!" Raven chanted, throwing out her hands. But nothing happened. No waves of dark energy threateningly engulfed the green changeling, throwing him out the window. No screams of pain were heard from the animalistic boy. Nothing.

"Raven...you know you want to...don't deny it," Beast Boy muttered in his sleep.

"Okay, time to get up!" Raven cried, smacking him across the face.

"Hey! Hey! I'm up!" Beast Boy insisted, eyes shooting open. "What are you wearing?"

"I wouldn't be talking, Mr. Spandex," Raven replied dryly. It was clear Shigure had not gone to such lengths for Beast Boy, for he was in his uniform. "Listen, my powers aren't working...try yours!"

Beast Boy nodded and concentrated on becoming as agile as a cat. Sure enough...

A/N: Ha ha! Yeah! Will Beast Boy's powers have no affect? If so, what's wrong with their powers? Will Beast Boy's powers work? If so, why are only his working? Will Beast Boy disappear? If so, why the hell would the author put that in there?

Yeah, evil's my middle name...no, actually, it's Michelle.