Note:Oooohhhhhhhh...MAJOR SWEARING!And I am Tix(Tiks L.)That's my name 3 Warning:SWEARINGSWEARINGSWEARING,and did I meantion? S W E A R I N G !
tix:hiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa guys.I will be...uh.. wait..looks in the scriptoh yeah,i'll be hosting this evening for ya,and...OK WHO DID WRITE THIS STUPID SCENARIO ANYWAY!I GIVE UP!
enrique:yeah,i give up too!man,they could have gotten me better chicks than those two!
bianca&rosetta:WE HEARD THAT!
enrique:YIPE!runs around and the girls hit him with a pan
producer:but you guys can't quit!
all beybladers and tix:WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
producer:think of all those fans there.
all: yeah...teary eyes
producer:you need to make them happy,don't forget that the world is counting on you to make these series famous and spectacular in the gorgeous mind of.
johnny:WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!shoots the producer
all:00...YEAH!the party goes on
kai:i can't believe that i got myself in this mess!
tix:lets go and drink something.these two go and get drunk
mariah:gosh,you two got my hands tired!no more alcoholic coctels for you!
tix&kai:OH PLEEEEEAAAAAASE,JUST ONE MOREEEEEEEE.
mariah:oh well...i guess getting TOO drunk on THIS party won't be THAT bad.
kai&tix:YAY!
robert:brittish accent i can't believe i am here,wasting my useful time here with you pricks.
the music turns off and everyone gets the pissy look on robert
everyone: (
robert:yah,this is just too lame for my noblity.
everyone shoots robert with their pistols and throw bottles of bear at him
robert:XXthe party goes on
enrique:to some girl:hey,babe wanna get somethin.
oliver:ENRIQUE!
enrique:whaa?all drunk and dizzy
oliver:YOU LITTLE BASTARD!GOING TO FLIRT ARE YA!grabs enrique by his hair and puls him into a room three mins later you hear
AH YES!
OH,MOVE IT,OH GOD!
IT'S SO GOOD,OH YEAH!
GIVE IT TO ME BABY!
all:00'
ray:think they're being naughty?
max:nah,probably just playing the 'throw the ring in the hoop stuff'
party goes on,and you see boris and voltaire make out on the balcony
tala:WHAT THE FUCKING FLYING DICKSTICK AM I DOING HERE!
bryan:you wanted to quit,remember?
tala:SO!
bryan:i dunno.i forgot.
tala;what did you forgot?
bryan:i forgot to tell you i forgot.
tala:how can you tell me you forgot that you forgot,when it is that i forgot that you forgot!
bryan:yeah,man,but when you forgot that you forgot to say you forgot to forget,then how do you talk anyway cause you forget?
tala:well that's how you forget in the first way,fool
bryan:SHIT!...you are always better than me at that ,man give me a five,yo!they shake hands and do the 'ol bud' greet thing
michael:okay,where's that bitch!
emily:me?
michael:no,not you!shoots her sees tix:HEY YOU!YOU THE BITCH THAT ARRANGED THE SHOW!still holding the gun
tix:scareduhhhh,yeah?
michael:still pointing:you...you...YOU...MADE THE BEST PARTY EVER,GIRL YO,THIS IS GOOD SHIT!jumps at tix and hugs her
johnny:drunk:hey,you call my girl a bitch,and i'll shot your head offto michael
kai:even more drunk:whatcha saying nigga'?that my girlfriend,ya know what i'm saying!
mariah:DAMN YOU HOMMIES!
steve:no,that's my girl!
kevin:YO,THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND TOO!
johnny:FUCK OUTTA HERE!
tala:oh,yeah the best girl i ever had!
johnny:wha!you wanna piece of me!
steve:then,bring it on fat ass!
they all shoot eachother(white tigers,bladebreakers,demolition boys,all-stars,johnny-robert's already dead,and Enrique and Oliver fucked eachother till they just diedXD
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-tix goes far away and gets married and lives happily ever after with ten kids,named oliver,violet,johnny,kai,melanie,mariah,sandra,ray,max and boris.
-boris got voltaire mechanically pregnant,and he like,gave birth to four retarded children;voltaire the youger,boris the II,tala jr,kai jr.
-all the dead guys drove the devil crazy in hell,and made a party even there,but this time,they couldn't kill eachother,altough they tried to.