EDITED!

Ehehehehehe! Me so evil!

Flamer: Yes you are. You and that cliffhanger you left last chapter.

Yeah, yeah. Well, anyway... smiles evilly what is Ryou's plan for Bakura's seductive, yet disgusting, behavior? And who are the guests that so happened to be coming? You're going to have to read to find out more.

Flamer: ON WITH THE FIC!

"YES! Victoria reclaims her Woman's World Championship Belt! Take da Honda!" Katsuya smirked, grinning maddly.

The brunette growled at the T.V.

"I can't believe Trish lost! That no good slut. How dare she pull on her hair to win the match!"

"All's fair in love and war, and da was no love, Honda. Now, give me my money! All of youse!" Katsuya smirked.

When Ryou had left, all the guys had bet on who would win the battle royal. Katsuya bet 20 dollars that Victoria would. Yugi and Bakura bet on Tina. Yami and Honda went with Trish and Otogi went with his favorite. Seto didn't bet, saying it was a waste of money. However, he enjoyed seeing everyone pay up 20 dollars to Katsuya from the bet.

"Well, that's one way to earn 100 dollars, mutt." he smirked, laying down on the couch again from getting something to eat.Otogi smiled at his lover's choice: mashmallows.

"Back off, money-bags. Not even youse can bring down my happy mood. Hey, where's Ryou? He should be watching dis, too; it's his pay-per-view." The bloude blinked.

"He went upstairs some time ago. Remember, baka?" Honda reminded, still ticked and spiteful.

Bakura huffed as the two got into another arguement. However, he was also wondering why his hikari hadn't come from downstairs yet. Looking through their mind link, he gasped back, sensing it to be cut off. He growled from the lack of access and knowledge.

/- How dare he cut me off... What's he doing that's too important for me to know? -/

However, before anyone could see Bakura's anger, there was a knock at the door... a rather loud and obxious knock.

"Hey, this is a private show! Get your own pay-per-view!" Katsuya barked.

"Urusei, Jounouchi! Open the damn door!" The person yelled.

Yugi's eyes lit up when he heard Malik's voice and went towards the door. However, Ryou beat him to it, just coming from downstairs.

"Hold on, Malik, I'm coming!" The ablino called, soon to be regreting his next action. Just unlocking the door caused Malik -who seemed to be on a sugar high- to bust open the door, pushing Ryou against the wall non-too-gently.

"LEAD ME TO THEM, RYOU! Lead me to the wrestling matches!" He said, his voice rushed.

Everyone sweatdropped as the hyper-active hikari came into the house, fearing the worst... especially since he seem to be carrying a large bag with him.

/- More sugar treats, I bet. -/ Yami sighed.

/- I wouldn't be betting anymore tonight, Yami. -/ Yugi chuckled on the other end.

Ryou also noticed the bag, having gotten frombetween the door and a hard place.

"What did ya bring?" Otogi, from within Seto's arms, asked.

"Stuff. Ryou said this was a over-nighter, so I brung a change of clothes and my own snack!" He cheered, pulling out a bottle... of pickles.

"Ewww... gross. Pickles." Seto gagged. He hated pickles with a passion.

"Your lost then, Kaiba. Besides, I wasn't planning on sharing them anywho." Malik smirked, running upstairs, putting his bag in a guest room, then racing back downstairs, his body in the ulitmate over-drive while eating the pickles. Bakura starred at the sun-kissed egyptian, wondering if that was what the albino was doing upstairs.

"So what I miss? What I miss?" Malik asked, jumping down the couch that Seto was so nicely laying on. In doing that, Malik sat on the CEO's stomach. He growled in protest.

"You missed the woman's wrestling match. It was a battle royal." He managed to reply through gritting teeth.

"OH! DAMNIT! DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT! I wanted to know who won!" He pouted, chibi tears running down his face. However, they soon dried up as he looked down at Seto, who was still growling at the fact that the hyper hikari was sitting on his stomach.Otogi wasn't happy about it either, the hikari having pushed him out of Seto's arms to sit on the CEO's stomach. "Who won? WHO WON!" He yelled at the top of his lung.

The brunette growled his louddest, stressmarks appearing on his face as he could no longer contrain his annoyance. He yelled back down on Malik, causing 'X' marks to appearing in his eyes.

"VICTORIA! OKAY! YOU KNOW NOW! JUST GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!"

Malik fainted on the floor, the brunette's yelling causing him to be deaf for a moment. Yugi and Ryou chuckled to themselves as everyone sweatdropped, Otogi crawling back into Seto's arms.

Bakura huffed, looking back at Ryou. "Why did you call him over anyway?"

Ryou's eyes widened from being addressed, but smiled. "Malik and I were talking about things and he wanted to see the woman's match, so I invited him over." He answered, however... when he turned to talk to Bakura directly, he blushed, finding the robber to have a finger in his mouth, licking on it intently.

The albino paniced, finding that no one else was seeing this. /- Why isn't anyone else noticing Bakura's seduction! Am I just going crazy? -/

Finding that Malik was here to stay, Yami continued to eat his grapes, his eyes half open in fake enthusiasm. "Oh boy!" He murmured sarcastically, popping another purple sphere in his mouth. The pharaoh then smirked, seeing Bakura's finger and Ryou's embaressment. Yami's plan increased.

After another commercial passed, everyone watched the rest of the wrestling matches, relieved that Malik had become less hyper and still mad that they had lost the bet to Katsuya. During one of the matches, Bakura fetched another apple, making Ryou nervous.

He wasn't able to fix his revenge plan up like he wanted because Malik called, and now with another apple in his possession, Ryou was already finding the robber to act intimate with it. The poor hikari shifted and squirmed in his seat.

/- Darn it... why me? Why was I cursed with a perverted mind? -/ He whinned.

Looking at the albino again, Ryou's blush becamedeeper as Bakura acturally winked at him as he licked on his apple once again. Trying to turn his attention away from the tomb robber, Ryou looked away, finding Malik to be sitting beside Katsuya who 'whooed' and yelled with Honda at the wrestling matches. He was still eating those pickles...

/- Oh, bloody hell... -/

As if Bakura wasn't bad enough, Malik had an equally alluring habit. Taking a pickle out of the jar, the sun-kissed egyptian started to suck on the green veggie, draining the juices from it first before taking a lustfully bite out of it... followed by sucking on his fingers for more juice. Ryou shuttered, unable to take his eyes away from Malik more than Bakura.

And to make matters worse, Malik looked at the ablino, finding him to be staring. Taking the pickle from his mouth, he pucked his lips forward briftly, as if to say 'kiss me'.

Ryou covered his cheeks, feeling them to be too hot for public view. However, some of the heat was from anger and more confusion...andmostly from being highly insulted.

/- Damnit all! I knew I shouldn't have invited Malik over. First I have Bakura treating me like some kind of pleasure-for-the-moment and then Malik's sucking on pickles in front of me on purpose. I didn't see him eating those so lustfully while he was sitting on Kaiba. -/

However, the fact that both Malik and Bakura were -obviously- after him gave the albino a sense of pride.

/- I never thought I was that attractive. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to punish them both for trying to seduce me. Hehehe... -/

Feeling the blush and anger replaced with evil ideas, Ryou enjoyed the rest of the wrestling matches, finding it hard to concentrate however. Malik and Bakura didn't give up on their acts until their fruits and veggies of seduction was eaten.

/- Just wait until you to go to sleep, you guys. -/ Ryou smirked. /- Just wait... -/

Cliffie! chuckles evilly

Flamer: I think I'm rumbing off on you... sweatdrops

Oh, don't mind me... I am becoming a little evil... on the count that school's coming... growls

Flamer: That sucks.

I know. Oh, well. Won't stop me, but I'm warnin' you now, readers, that my updating will slow down after the 6th.

Flamer: Now I'm upset.

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