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A/N: This was started pre-HBP so only up to the fifth book has references... the sixth book was just to depressing to work into this story... so it isnt mentioned and of course I am in denial.
Aug. 31, 9:30am Home
I like when I can type about nothing in perticular because it is so much more interesting to see what it comes out to being. By the way my name is Hermione Granger. If you are a pureblood computer which makes me wonder if that is possible, you would hate to find out that you are at the finger tips of Harry Potter's best friend and a muggle born witch. Today is August 31 and tomorrow I will be going back for my 7th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Oh and did I mention that I am Head Girl? Well I am. I just wonder who the Head Boy will be... I hope it isnt a Slytherin that would be HORRIBLE! But hey I'm not a Seer like the old fraud Trelawney now am I? Want to know something? This isnt and option. VOLDEMORT IS GONE! Oh yeah thats right he is gone!Whoop! Whoop!
Sigh I have to go finish packing. I will write more tomorrow on the Train.
-Hermione
Sept. 1, 10:00am Train Station
Your probably thinking how does a laptop computer work in the wizardring world? Well I'll tell you I bewitched my computer yay! That means I can use it and to anyone else it looks like a book. Aren't I just ssooooo smart? Yes of course I am. HAHAHAHA
Anyway since I am an hour early for the train Harry and Ron are not here yet what else is new? Who is here though... Malfoy stupid Malfoy thats who's here grr-ness on him. Oh no oh no oh no bad bad bad bad bad he has a Head Boy badge! Malfoy is Head Boy! I'm going to be stuck with him all year.
Crap he is coming over here!
"Mudblood"
"What do you want ferret boy?" I say trying to sound confident though not really sure I do.
"Just wondering how your summer was and how you got Head Girl."
"My summer was fine and I got Head Girl because I earned it, you on the other hand I have no idea how you got to be Head Boy."Uh oh that touched a nerve he looks like he is going to hit me.
"Oi! Malfoy leave her alone!" Yay Harry and Ron are here.
Since Malfoy turned to see who was yelling I had time to grab my wand. Just as he was turning around I said,"Petrificus Totalus"and he hit the ground, straight as a board with a loud thump.
"Harry, Ron!"I ran over to them a gave them both giant hugs. I haven't seen them since June so I really missed them. They both looked like they worked out over the summer, if I didn't love them like brothers I would probably have huge crushes on them.
"Hi Mione," Ron said.
"How are you? Did Malfoy give you any trouble?" Harry asked. It's great knowing that you have two guys behind you to defend you if your in trouble. Especially if you are going to get clobbered by a Mountain Troll sigh good times.
"Nope not really." Grr there's the whistle we have to get on the train. I'll write more after, maybe in the Heads Compartment.
-Hermione
Same Day 1:45 pm The Hogwarts Express
I was sitting with my friends but then I had to come to this stupid Head's meeting. So now I am stuck in the Head's compartment waiting for Malfoy and the prefects. Grr on all these people for being late. Oh ya I forgot to mention that I did eventually un-hex-ify Malfoy. I hope everyone gets here soon cause I want to go back to my friends.
"Mudblood," why did Malfoy have to be the first person to turn up? I swear he is going to drive me insne then when I get to the mental hospital and they ask who is checking me in I just have to say myself.
"Hello Malfoy,"I said coldly.
"Not very friendly today are you Granger?"
"Oh and like you ever are?"
"Yes, but of course never to you."
Well that's Malfoy for ya. Nothing new. He still hasn't got over those childish ways. But seriously what do you expect? Thankfully the Prefects just showed up.
"Hello my name is Hermione Granger, Head Girl."
"I'm Draco Malfoy, Head Boy.'
"Welcome to all of you, umm I guess all I have to say is your duties are to patrol corridors, keep order in your house etc. These are the passwords to your common rooms." Then I just handed out the stupid envelopes... I just wanted to get back to my friends, meaning: Harry, Ron and Ginny.
I walked out of the compartment and went to rejoin my friends... Harry and Ron were talking about quidditch and Ginny was reading a Teen Witch Weekly magazine.
When I walked in I posed a question that came into my head as I was talking to Malfoy, "Does anyone know if Malfoy can talk in a voice other than a drawl?" At this Ginny burst out laughing.
"Wow 'Mione I dont know what happened to you over the summer but I'm glad it happened!" Ginny is great I dont know what I would have done without her. Probly have to check myself into St.Mungo's cause Harry and Ron drove me to insanity.
"Want to know something Gin? I'm glad to," and at that I joined her in her laughing hysteria. Harry and Ron were looking at us as if we had sprouted extra heads which made us laugh even harder.
I am going to just hang around with my friends. I'll write more when I get to Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, later days.
-Hermione
Finally at Hogwarts 6:30 pm
Yay! Hogwarts is still here! But of course it is still here, why wouldn't it be, eh?
Anways the sorting ceremony has begun... and as always we have to wait a million bazillion years for announcements. Hmm... the sorting is over but the choir is going up to the front. I wonder whats up.
"Welcome back to Hogwarts everyone! We are going to try something different this year for announcements! We will be starting with a new song that many have heard at various summer camps!" said Dumbledore. He flicked his wand and crazy strange music started and words appeared out of thin air. Amazingly enough everyone started singing! Scary I know!
Announcements! Announcements! Announcements!
What a horrible way to die! What a horrible way to die!
What a horrible way to talk to death! What a horrible way to die!
Announcements! Announcements! Announcements!
Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti!
Macoroni! Macoroni! Macoroni!
Baloney! Baloney! Bloney!
Here comes Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppity Easters on its way! Ohhh!
Happy Anniversary! Happy Anniversary!
Happy Anniversary! Happy Anniversary!
Happy happy happy happy happy anniversary!
Happy happy happy happy happy anniversary!
Ohh we wish you a merry Christmas!
We wish you a merry Chiristmas!
we wish you a merry christmas and happy new year!
We sold our cow! Mooooo!
We sold our cow! MOOOOO!
We have no use for your bull now!
For your bull now!
Announcements! Announcements! Announcements!
After the music stopped everyone in the hall burst out laughing! My goodness Hogwarts has lost their marbles! The problem is I dont know if it is a good or bad thing! HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Okay so now that that is over with... I would like to announce this years Head Boy and Head Girl: Mr.Draco Malfoy and Miss Hermione Granger!" All of Gryffindor and Slytherin were cheering. I looked over at Draco and his face was tinted pink! Hahah he is embarassed I never thought I would see the day when Draco was embarassed! Wait I just called him Draco ahhhh BAD MIND! BAD HEAD! BAD BRAIN! BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD! Gross!
After my little grossness spasm I returned to listening to Dumbledore. Lets see he is saying, "The announcements are the same: the Forbidden Forest is well forbidden, anything on Mr. Filch's list is banned which I think has come to about 769 items, I think that is all, oh nope I'm mistaken my last announcement you new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher is Professor Slukynsky (A/N: Slu-kin-ski). And now we can start our amazing feast." At that moment our plates filled and as always Ron started shovelling as much food in his mouth as possible. Seriously I don't know why he doesn't choke.
"So, what do you guys think of the new teacher?" Ginny asked.
"She looks nice but I think I'm going to practise her name before I actually use it," I replied.
"Miss Granger could you come with me please?" Professor McGonagall asked from behind me.
"Sure, later days," I said to my friends as I got up from the table.
We walked over to the Slytherin table to get Malfoy. Then Professor McGonagall led us up to a painting of myself and Malfoy. I was quite disgusted because we were SNOGGING!
Professor McGonagall started to chuckle at the look of disgust that was etched on our faces. "Oh yes I forgot Miss Granger, you are getting off with a warning for hexing Mr. Malfoy if it had been at school you probably would have gotten a detention."
"Thank you Professor," I said relieved but shock from the painting could be heard in my voice.
"I will leave you two to decided on a password, and I will see you in classes on Monday," McGonagall said, it was Friday so they had 2 free days before classes began.
"So Ferret what should our password be?" I asked.
"How about Mudblood, Mudblood," he replied.
"You are really pathetic, you need better insults, and no for the password idea, how about 'Constant Enemies'?"
"Sounds right because that is what we are," he said with a smirk evident on his face.
We said the password and went in. The common room was gorgeous and my room was gorgeous too.
"Well I'm going to bed, see you in the morning Malfoy," I said trying to be civil.
"Fuck you Granger," he said as he walked towards the bookshelf.
'This is going to be a long year,' I thought.
- Hermione
A/N: Well yay for first chapters and annoying, corny, camp songs!
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