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EPPY 2

(RORY AND LOR WALKING TO LUKES)
LOR: i'm starving, we should have left earlier
RORY: you could have had a pop tart
LOR: well i didn't want to ruin my appatight
RORY: and having a pop tart would do that (sarcasticly)
LOR: i want pan cakes
RORY: we're almost there
LOR: you know we wouldn't have left so late if you didn't primp in the mirrir for an hour today
RORY: your delusional, it was not an hour
LOR: you never primp
RORY: i wasn't primping, i was getting dressed, you primp, i don't primp
LOR: you just used the word primp 3 times in one sentence, what they don't teach you new words at yale, why are we paying these guys again
RORY: leave me alone i can't focus staight when i am hungry
LOR: you could have had a pop tart
(CREDITS)

(THEY WALK INTO LUKES)
LOR: what happened
RORY: its packed
LOR: theres no where to sit
RORY: should we go somewhere else
LOR: no, i need lukes pancakes
RORY: well what are we going to do
LOR: rory we are the girlsfriends, we can do anything
RORY: what are you going to do? (SOUNDING CONCERNED)
LOR: wait here
RORY: mom
LOR: luke...i need pancakes
LUKE: great sit down
LOR: theres no where to sit
LUKE: well what do you want me to do serve you breakfast up stairs
LOR: great, we'll have 2 coffees and lots of pancakes
LUKE: i'll be up in 5 minutes
( THEY KISS)
(LOR COMES BACK)
RORY: what did you do
LOR: come on were going upstairs, these are the priveledges of bring the girlfriend
RORY: i like
(RORY IS BACK AT THE HOUSE DOING H/W)
RING:RING:RING
RORY: hello
JESS: hey
RORY: hi
JESS: so what are you doing
RORY: writing my lit paper
JESS: is that really necessary
RORY: only if i want to pass
JESS: so when do you think your going to be done
RORY: i don't know, want to come over and help me
JESS: i don't know rory
RORY: my mom isn't going to be here
JESS: when should i be there
RORY: how about an hour so i can get a few pages done
JESS: alright, see you then
(THEY HANG UP)
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
RORY: you bring food
JESS: is chinese ok ?
RORY: depends did you go to al's or frank's
JESS: whats the difference
RORY: well al's is good b/c it has been there my whole life and i have gotten use to it, but frank's is new and greesy
JESS: well i got a little of both
RORY: great
(WALKING INTO THE LIVING ROOM, RORY GOES TO THE KITCHEN TO GET PLATES)
RORY: what do you want to drink?
JESS: i got us sodas
RORY- always prepaired
JESS- thats the motto
(RORY WALKS IN AND JESS GETS A TAPE FROM THE BAG)
RORY: i thought you were going to help me
JESS: i am
RORY: how can u help me with a movie playing
JESS: well as it turns out rocky is very educational
RORY: oh you got rocky i haven't seen that in ages
( KNOCK KNOCK)( RORY GETS THE DOOR WHILE JESS IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE TAPE PLAYER)
RORY: what are you doing here
DEAN: rory we have to talk
RORY: this isn't a good time
JESS: rory i can't figure this damn thing out
DEAN: don't tell me thats jess
RORY: dean i think you should leave
(JESS COMEING TOWARD THE DOOR)
JESS: your VCR is messed up
(SEES DEAN AT THE DOOR)
JESS: hey apron boy
DEAN: wanna keep your legs
RORY: dean just go home, ok
DEAN: no i am sick and tired of this guy
JESS: geez, you heard the girl, go!
(DEAN STEPS INSIDE)
JESS: if you didn't get the suttle signals i'll help you out, she doesn't want you here, don't you understand, so why don't you go home to your little lady.
(!DEAN PUNCHES JESS!)
JESS: oh you have got to be kidding
(!THEY FIGHT!)
(AFTER KNOCKING OVER MANY THINGS,JESS KICKS DEAN OUT SIDE)
RORY: oh god your bleeding
JESS: its no biggy
(RORY GETS A WET RAG)
RORY: i'm sorry he came by
JESS: its not your fault he's the dumb hineyrumpus
RORY: i don't know what's up with him
JESS: he's obviously retarded. he's married and he's still trying to get you back, what a loser
RORY: he's not married anymore
JESS: linsey finally came to her sences?
RORY: something like that, they kind of broke up b/c (SILENCE) of me
JESS: so he broke up with linsey b/c he was still in love with you?
RORY: linsey broke up with him b/c he cheated on her
JESS: so where do you fit in
(RORY LOOKS DOWN)
JESS: i see
RORY: i...
JESS: i don't need an explaination, i didn't expect you to join a convent, you know
RORY: i don't know what to say
JESS: i can't believe you broke up a marrage (laughing)
RORY: not funny
JESS: right (TRYING TO CONVINCE HIMSELF), why don't we just clean this place up before your mom comes back
(LOR COMES HOME)
LOR: rory?
(AFTER SEEING RORY ATTEMPTING TO CLEAN UP THE ROOM)
LOR: What the hell happened, rory? i thought i told you, if your going to have a wild college party don't do it here.
(JESS WALKS IN FROM OTHER ROOM)
LOR: rory want to tell me whats going on?
RORY: right, i'll meet you in the kichen
LOR: your damn right you will (LORILAI WALKING TO THE KICHEN)
RORY: (TURNS TO JESS) can i call you later
JESS: yeah (KISSES HER AND LEAVES)
(GOES INTO KITCHEN)
RORY: i can explain
LOR: please do
RORY: dean came over, while jess was here and
LOR: (INTERUPTING) they got into a fight.
RORY: right but dean made the first punch
LOR: why do i find that hard to believe
RORY: b/c you never gave jess a chance
LOR: its not like i'm not trying
RORY: really?
LOR: well, No, but i can start
RORY: he really does love me
LOR: i know he does hon, he has always loved you but that hasn't stopped him from leaveing, and i know you say he's changed but i come home to find the house a reck and jess right in the other room, (CALMING DOWN) but i will try to give him a chance.
RORY: thank you
LOR: hey maybe he can come over for dinner
RORY: dinner?
LOR: yeah why not
RORY: do you really think your ready for that
LOR: no, but luke can come over two so it won't be as ackward
RORY: are you sure?
LOR: yeah. so do you want chinese or lukes tonight
(WHILE RORY IS WALKING TO HER ROOM)
RORY: mom you can't just invite some one over for dinner and expect them to bring the food.
LOR: your right.
(STEPPING OUT OF HER ROOM)
RORY: i did have chinese for lunch though
LOR: luke's it is.
(AT JESS' HOUSE)
(RING:RING:RING)
JESS: hello
RORY: hey
JESS: how did the lecture go
RORY: lecture plz, do you know my mom at all
JESS: not really
RORY: good point, how would you like to change that and come over for dinner tonight
JESS: rory i am pretty comfortable with the reationship your mom and i have
RORY: but i'm not, and luke is going to be there so it won't be ackward
JESS: how can i get out of this?
RORY: not possible
JESS: ok what time should i be there
RORY: 7 should be good
JESS: you owe me
RORY: i know
JESS: well see you later then
RORY: bye
(THEY HANG UP)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(LOR ANSWERS AND ITS LUKE AND JESS, RORY IS STILL IN THE KITCHEN)
LUKE: you know when you invite people over for dinner you are achually suppose to provide dinner.
LOR: did you really want me to cook?
LUKE: good point
LOR: plus i got the drinks
JESS: sounds like a fare trade
(THEY WALK INTO THE KITCHEN)
(RORY GOES OVER AND KISSES JESS)
LUKE: you mean we're achually going to eat in the kitchen
LOR: yeah supposedly thats what its here for, personally i think thats a myth
( THEY SIT DOWN TO EAT)
LOR: so jess what have you been up to?
JESS: well i got my ged and now i am going to a community college
LOR: well thats great, what do you want to study?
JESS: i'm not sure yet
LOR: well you still have time
(LONG SILENCE)
RORY: so the town meeting is tonight, after we eat do you guys want to stop by there
LOR: ooo lets save some frys to throw at taylor
JESS: i'm in
(LOR LOOKS AT LUKE)
LUKE: do i have a choice
LOR: ofcoarse you have a choise, but would you really pass up the chance to get on taylors nerves
LUKE: your right what was i thinking
(WALKING INTO THE TOWN MEETING LATE)
TAYLOR: all for the glitter side walks
(KIRTS HAND AND LORS HAND ARE THE ONLY ONE SHOWING)
TAYLOR: lorilie will you ever be on time for one of our town meeting
LOR: taylor do you ever really expect me to come here early?
TAYLOR: well no.
LOR: so no disappointments
TAYLOR: what?
LOR: shimel figgets
TAYLOR: huh?
LOR: tumple nuggets
(TAYLOR SHUGGS WITH ANNOYANCE)
JESS: now this is entertainment
RORY: see not that bad
JESS: your not getting out of dept
(RORY KISSES HIM)
TAYLOR: where were we, oh yeah, all opposed
(EVERYONE ECSEPT KIRT RAISE THERE HAND)
TAYLOR: lorilie you can't vote twice
LOR: everyone in the room raised there hand how would it make any difference if i didn't raise my hand
RORY: one
LOR: what
RORY: it would make a difference of one
LOR: that was a retoricle question
TAYLOR: thank you rory
RORY: anytime.
(A FRY IS THROWN AT TAYLORS EAR, FROM NO WHERE)
TAYLOR: Hey who thew that?
(AFTER THE TOWN MEETING)
RORY: mom i'll meet u at home k
LOR: k , see you l8r
(LUKE WALKS LOR HOME AND JESS WALKS WITH RORY A DIFFERENT WAY)
(JESS AND RORY WALKING)
RORY: so where do you want to go.
JESS: lets just take a detour back.
RORY: ok, so how did you survive and how am i going to pay you back
JESS: to tell you the truth it wasn't that bad, but as for the paying back i have something in mind.
RORY: oh yeah?
JESS: yeah but it will be a surprize.(JESS SMILES)
RORY: i see...
JESS: so i picked up " the devinchi code"
RORY: did you start it though
JESS: i read a few chapters
RORY: and...?
JESS: and your right it's addicting
RORY: i told you, you'd love it
JESS: i guess i am just going to have to trust you more often
RORY: hey i thought i was the one that is suppose to trust you
JESS: what you don't?
(HE KISSES HER)
RORY: well jess you did leave multipul times
JESS: i know...
RORY: doesn't mean i don't care about you
JESS: right, i really am sorry you know
RORY: i know, but you can't just tell me you'll never do it again you have to show me
JESS: and i will
RORY: really? (SMILING) how?
JESS: i'll think of a way
( THEY KISS AGAIN)
(MEAN WHILE)
LOR: so this was kind of fun
LUKE: yeah great
LOR: hey whats up
LUKE: me.. nothing
LOR: come on luke your spaced out, why?
LUKE: i think jess is hiding something
LOR: of coarse he's hiding something, jess would not be jess if he wasn't
LUKE: no lor this is bigger
LOR: do you know something i don't.
(BACK TO RORY AND JESS)
RORY: so we should be getting back
JESS: i don't want to, lets just stay here
RORY: i promised my mom i would be back
JESS: you will
RORY: tonight?
JESS: well...
(THEY KISS AGAIN)
RORY: ok come on
JESS: alright
(JESS WALKS HER HOME)
(AT THE HOUSE)
LOR: hey hon, how was the rest of your night?
RORY: it was great, and how was yours?
LOR: it was good. (LOOKS WORRIED)
RORY: whats wronge
LOR: oh nothing, don't worry about me, you should get to sleep, you need your rest
RORY: come on mom tell me
LOR: i guess i am a little disappointed that my mother got back from Itily this week, so we have to go to friday night dinner.
RORY: oh thats it?
LOR: yep... thats it
RORY: ok... good night
LOR: night
(THE END)