Who Hoots?
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and any of his owls, and I probably never will.
The night was so boring that Harry had nothing in his mind but killing Voldemort. Alas, Voldemort was always so hard to kill…
The last few days of school were always the hardest for Harry. He watched the owls carelessly flying by as if there actually was nothing to do. And that's when It happened.
The owl with a wig on her head which will be throughout the story known as Booklya dropped a very weird piece of parchment on Mr. Potter's head. It was one of those Voldemorty letters (with dark marks everywhere) (weird). It invited Harry to a small duel in a place called DOOM which Harry had heard of but hadn't yet recognized. It told to bring one wand and a little note to send back to the school in the event of his death.
So Harry went to this DOOM and as planned was attacked by Voldemort. The rules of the game were to use only one spell that would surely defeat the opponent. Voldemort went first.
"Expecto Dementum" Voldemort cried. Since Harry got special training from Lupin (lucky!) he managed to defeat the smooching beasts in a matter of minutes. Now it was Harry's turn. He thought: what is the one thing that could kill Grandpa Voldy? And then it hit him.
"Accio J.K. Rowling!" Harry cried. A tall wealthy woman appeared and put him on the "dead" list. Voldemort disappeared, muttering something about returning as he fell.
J.K Rowling then disappeared also. Booklya appeared and dropped yet another letter on Harry's poor, living, head.