1:39 PM 9/16/2005
Written By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz Ep 55 "Resurrected From Death's Abyss - The Miracle Man Vegeta"
Vegeta: Looks like they underestimated my recuperative powers.
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Chuey's Corner:
Goku: Heeheehee, Veggie's very recuperative.
Vegeta: Indeed.
Chuquita: I'm going to save DSRGirl's gt parody song for the next chapter's quote since this one makes more sense for
this chapter seeing as how we've been "whammied".
Vegeta: (sighs, frustrated) I can't believe we've been whammied.
Goku: Huh?
Chuquita: Some random person decided they didn't like "You Gonna Eat That?", my very first parody--of eps 273 to 275, and
now its gone.
Vegeta: That was an old one...
Chuquita: Yah..luckily I have several backups for my fics (this computer, the laptop, the old computer--to an extent, and
burned to a CD ) I'll just handle what happens to that parody the way I did during the previous attacks. Expect to see it
pop up eventually, fixed and spell-checked of course.
Goku: Hooray!
Chuquita: Yah..only bad thing is having to write Part 3 while the account's frozen means I can't get any reader input from
Part 2...but its a parody so most of the plotline's been layed out by the gt episodes already.
Goku: (gives Chu 'n Veggie a hug)
Vegeta: Why am I being hugged? I didn't get attacked?
Goku: I just enjoy hugging Veggie, that's all! (grins)
Vegeta: (face goes red) o.O
Chuquita: Anyways, welcome to Part 3! This should be episode 46, with Part 4 containing 47.
Vegeta: I can't believe this arc of the show is only 6 episodes long.
Chuquita: Amazingly short, isn't it? And yet the next arc is 16 episodes.
Goku: (smiles) I'd like to write my own arc... (thought-bubble Goku and Veggie jogging around on Mt Paozu appears over his head)
Vegeta: (musingly) Yeah, that would be great... (thought-bubble of himself slightly taller than Goku appears over his head)
Thought-Bubble Goku: (steps into Vegeta's thought-bubble and stares at the tall-Veggie, confused)
Tall Veggie: Ah, Kakarrotto. How's the weather down there?
Thought-Bubble Goku: (smiles and plops his hand ontop of Tall Veggie, pushing him down into normal-Veggie height) Better :)
(dashes back to his own thought-bubble and continues on his way)
Now-Short Veggie: ... (sweatdrop) How did he do that?
Vegeta: (pops Goku's thought-bubble along with his own) How did you do that?
Goku: (mysterious kaka-grin)
Vegeta: (eyes widen)
Goku: I luv u Veggie!
Vegeta: WAAAH! (falls over)
Chuquita: And now with Part 3!
Summary: Doctors Gero and Myuu have teamed up to take revenge on Goku and Veggie by opening up a gate to otherworld and
sending those the two saiyajins had defeated along with a super-cyborg after them! When Goku and Veggie travel to hfil to
put a stop it the madness they find themselves trapped and its up to Vejitto, Gogeta, and Juuhachigou to defeat the fused
and partly-possessed Super Juunanagou! Will they be able to defeat them? And how will Goku and Veggie get out of hfil? And
what about all the other villians released out into the streets of Earth? Find out!
Part 3 Chapter Titles: Bulma's Invention to Stop Super Juunanagou! l Unconsiousness l Veggie-sandwich l Chi-Chi and Saiyagirl, off to aid in saving the day? l Fusion2 l Tropical Forests l The Return of Juuhachigou l Turles and his Minions, but no Lackey l
" Alright! It's completed! And in record time too! " Bulma boasted proudly as she handed the remote control over to
Marron, " Just make sure to get within 10 yards of him for the ray to take affect. "
The girl nodded determindly, " Right! "
" Hey Bulma? " Yamcha spoke up.
" Yes? "
" I don't mean to sound awkward but, didn't the last one of those only have a 10 meter range? "
She sighed, " Hai. There isn't enough time for me to tinker around with the blueprints. " Bulma responded.
" You sure you're oh-kay with this plan? " Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow, " Marron's barely any stronger than Parisu.. "
" Yeah but I'm the only one who can get close enough to Oniichan without him suspecting anything. I ran away on
Kaasan's orders the last time I saw him. " Marron explained.
" Be-sides, we're going to help! " Vejitto piped up.
" Backup for Toussan and Kaasan. " Gogeta wagged his tail.
" I'm going back upstairs to check on Tenshinhan. " Launch informed the others as she left the living room and
headed towards the staircase.
Yamcha peered out through the window behind the curtains to see Piccolo, Turles, and his minions successfully
fighting off anyone who attempted to attack the Capsule Corp building, " Ya know I'm really glad Piccolo showed up. I was
starting to wonder what happened to him. "
" Piccolo had to help Dende with something im-portant. " Gogeta said, " I think it had to do with his namekian
adulthood crisis.. " the dance fusion trailed off.
" Anyways, we should get going. " Marron nodded. A lamp suddenly flew through the window Yamcha was infront of and
smashed against the wall behind them.
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The girl paled, " Can I get a helmet please? "
Chi-Chi placed a nearby noodle-pan on her head, " ▫THUNK▫ "
" Thank you. "
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" ▫SWHOOOSH▫ "
Juunanagou stared at his hand, whose palm was designed simliar to 19 and 20's.
" ▫DANANANA▫ ▫DA▫NA▫NA▫ ▫DANANNAANA▫ ▫DA▫NAAA▫ " a random western music floated through the air Juunanagou faced off
against the saiyajins a good 15 minutes away from where he stood atop the building. The sun was starting to set and the sky
a hazy orange.
Goku's bangs shielded his expression as he loosed his muscles up for battled. Vegeta stood beside the larger saiyajin
almost-protectively. Vegeta's tail-fur bristled behind him.
Hercule kneeled over to the side next to an unconsious Pan, tears running down his cheeks, " I'm sorry, Pan. This
happened to you because we taught you martial arts. " he then clenched his fists, " I can't forgive him. The difference in
power between him and Pan was so obvious. That yaro! " Hercule got to his feet and shouted out into the sky, " GOKU! KICK
HIS ASS! "
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Goku looked up through the shadows at Juunanagou and Myuu, " You put me and my Veggie in hfil. You put us THROUGH
hell. You can do as much as you like BUT NO MATTER HOW DIFFICULT OR HOW PAINFUL WE WILL DEFEAT YOU! " he burst into ssj3 and
his the amount of ki around him exploded.
Vegeta smirked, proud, :Kakarrotto:
Myuu partly grimaced and grinned, " Ha ha ha. It was a mistake to put you in hfil alive. This time go to hfil dead! "
he thrust his arm out, " TAKE THEM DOWN JUUNANAGOU! "
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! " the cyborg flew at Goku, who reached back and swung a heavy punch into
Juunanagou's stomach, sending him flying back into the air and through several dozen half-destroyed buildings before he
finally smashed into a solid one, knocking it over. The cyborg however continued to spiral through the air and halfway around
the globe.
" WHOOO! " Vegeta hooted, then turned to Myuu, " Did you see that oh great DOCTOR! MY favorite peasant just beat
YOUR favorite cyborg with ONE PUNCH! " he laughed defiantly, then folded his arms with pride, " You should know better before
taking Kakay on. He's NUMBER ONE. " the ouji looked over at Goku, " Hai Kakay? "
" ... " the larger saiyajin stared at the smaller one in a daze, " Vehhhhh-gee. " he licked his chops.
Vegeta's face went blank, then red, then pale, " Ah, hahaha...right. Veggie. " the ouji turned back to Myuu, " HAH! "
Juunanagou finally caught himself, then laughed eeriely and struck his hand out, shooting off ki blasts from each of
his fingers and thumbs all at once, " Flush Bomber! "
" TOLIET-themed attacks? Is that the best you can do? " Vegeta burst into laughter again as he and Goku dodged the
blasts. Goku flew through the flurry of ki balls towards Juunanagou, socking him across the face.
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" ... " ▫
Juunanagou smirked. Goku froze and narrowed his eyes as the cyborg reached around and grabbed the large saiyajin
by the arm and punched him in the chest several times, the power from it ripping Goku's gi top clear off his body, " To an
extent, you fall short of my expectations. I've seen all of your skills. "
" Ah, but have you seen all of MINE! "
" WHAT? " Juunanagou whipped around only to be slammed into the ground by several lumps, " OOF! "
" VEGGIE! " Goku cheered, then paused to see five Vegetas holding Juunanagou down, " VeggieS? WOW! FIVE VEGGIES! IT
IS JUST LIKE THAT DREAM I HAD WHERE-- "
The oujis all paused what they were doing and looked up at him.
" --stuff...happened. " Goku said, a blank look on his face.
Vegeta exchanged slightly uneasy expressions with himself.
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" ... " ▫
" Veggie-sandwich. "
" AAGH! I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DREAMING ABOUT! " the head Vegeta's face went bright red while the others
shyly looked away.
" ▫POW▫! " Juunanagou powered up and knocked the Vegetas off him, all five re-melding together.
Myuu peered over a nearby ridge, " Excellent, Super Juunanagou. You're certainly the one Dr. Gero put his heart and
soul into. "
Goku got back up to his feet, back into ssj2. He powered up into ssj3 a second time, " You saw everything...? Do you
really think it'd be that easy? " he shot a ki blast at Juunanagou, surprising the cyborg and knocking him back, " HAH!
See? You didn't see all of my skills after all! "
" Do you wear easily-rippable shirts on purpose? " Vegeta sweatdropped at the larger saiyajin, " Because for some
reason I notice your shirts always rip off yet your pants stay in perfect condition save for a few rips and tears. "
" I can take the pants off if Veggie'd like. " Goku blinked over at him.
" WAAAH! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! " Vegeta's face burst into bright red, " ..wait, are you wearing anything under the
pants? "
" Not today, no. "
" Ah. "
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" WAAAH! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! " he re-quoted himself, sputtering in panic.
Goku sweatdropped.
Juunanagou finally emerged from the rubble and brushed his hair out of his face.
" GET A HAIRCLIP! " Vegeta shouted to him, " THAT'S LIKE THE MILLIONTH TIME YOU'VE DONE THAT! IT'S NOT "COOL"
ANYMORE! "
Juunanagou whipped out a ponytail holder and pulled his hair back, then blew an annoyed raspberry at Vegeta.
" That was uncalled for. "
" YAAAAAAAAAAAH! " Goku sent another ki blast a Juunanagou, causing him to nearly fall over. The cyborg regained his
ground and struck his arms out as the large saiyajin continued to shoot blast after blast at him, " What's going on? All of
them hit him direct-ly, and none seemed to have any effect! "
" Hmm.. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes.
" That's it my little battery-charging idiot, keep shooting him with more of your energy. " Myuu chuckled wickedly as
he rubbed his hands together. The ouji sent Myuu a glower and he instantly froze.
Vegeta charged at Juunanagou and landed several punches and a kick to his side and back.
" NOOO! DON'T FIGHT HIM THE OLD WAY! KI BLASTS DARN IT! USE THE KI BLASTS! " Myuu ranted from the hill.
" Just what I thought, you're not very good at battling under close contact, ARE YOU? " the ouji laughed as he
continued his attacks and the cyborg did his best to block the small saiyajin.
" VEGGIE! MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! " Goku shouted as he ran at Juunanagou while creating a kamehameha, " KAAHHH..MEH..
HAAAA..MEH... "
Vegeta swerved to the right.
" HAAAAAAAAAAA! " the large saiyajin let loose his blast right in Juunanagou's face.
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The dust cleared to reveal the cyborg unharmed.
" HUH! " Goku gasped. Juunanagou stuck him in the chin and landed a kick that sent Goku flying off into the
ocean behind them
" KAKAY! " Vegeta cried out as Goku hit the water. He snarled at Juunanagou and launched his own kick to the
cyborg's private area.
" AARGH! " Juunanagou bent over in pain, " That was a cheap shot Vegeta! " he pointed at him.
" YEAH? WELL YOU'RE-- " the ouji froze. The palm of Juunanagou's hand contained one of the spheres he'd seen long
ago on 19 and 20, " --absorbing our ki attacks and that's why our physical ones were the only times you were actually
harmed! "
" -Mission-Abort- -Mission-Abort- " robotic voices from Juunanagou's palms shouted frantically and his hands
promptly exploded.
" ... " Vegeta blinked, " BWAHAHAHAHAH! " he nearly fell over.
Juunanagou grumbled to himself as he reached down with his mouth and pulled two extra hands out of his pants
pockets, " Oh for cryin' out loud... "
Meanwhile, Goku floated underwater, deep in thought, :What a man. Though he was hit directly by my Kamehameha, yet
wasn't damaged at all. Far from it. His speed and power are rising more and more. Perhaps he really did see all my skills.:
" Come out, Goku! I know you can't be beaten that easily. " Myuu shouted down at the water below. Vegeta and
Juunanagou flew over to said body of water.
" ▫FWOOOOOOOOOOSH▫! " a huge outburst of water blew up from the ocean, Goku emerging from the middle in compact
oozaru form.
:COMPACT OOZARU! HE'S USING COMPACT OOZARU? KAKARROTTO STILL CAN'T FULLY CONTROL HIS ACTIONS IN THAT FORM:
Vegeta mentally panicked, mostly for himself and not for what Goku'd do to Juunanagou.
Goku stared intensely at the little ouji from above, letting out a loud purr as the fur ruffled on his body. The
large saiyajin, continuing his stare, started to reach for the sides of his pants.
" WHO THE HECK ARE YOU! "
" ? " Goku instantly snapped out of it and looked over at Dr. Myuu. He let out a gasp, " Oh my! I almost did
something NAUGHTY! "
" E--exactly! " Vegeta stammered out, confused, " This is PG-13, not R! "
Goku nodded fiercely, worried. He turned back to Myuu, " It is natural for you to be surprised. " he smirked,
" I am Super Saiyajin 4 Son Goku! " the large saiyajin pointed to his chest.
" Super Saiyajin 4 Goku? " Myuu repeated in shock.
He grinned widely down at them, " You are a-mazing. But it seems you didn't predict Super Saiyajin 4. You're dead
now! "
Vegeta, not wanting to be upstaged or appear ukeish, burst into ssj4 as well, " Yes. Indeed YOU ARE! "
Goku looked over at the little ouji. Vegeta ripped his own shirt off and thrust out his chest to appear larger,
" Heeheehee. "
" Don't GIGGLE! It takes away from my visual fierceness and dangerousity! " the ouji huffed.
" Aww, I am sorry Veggie. " Goku frowned, giving the smaller saiyajin a hug and comfortingly rubbing his back,
" Veggie feelin' better now? "
The ouji nodded, " Mmm-hmm. "
" Good. " the larger saiyajin warmly replied, letting go, " Where was I...OH YEAH! " he pointed at Juunanagou and
Myuu, " YOU ARE DEAD NOW! "
" ... " the two villains sweatdropped.
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Bulma sighed as she stared out the window in Vegeta's room, " Oh I hope Vegeta and Son-kun are alright..I haven't
seen them since they left for that huge black hole.. "
" Aw, don't worry Kaasan! " Bura said, standing in the doorway, " I'm sure Toussan and Kakarroujo are fine! Infact
I bet Toussan's off saving the day right now! "
" ▫BUM▫BA▫BA▫BUM▫BUM▫BA▫BA▫BUM▫! " the sound of thumping and clanging came from the hallway behind them. Bura and
Bulma peeked out and sweatdropped to see Chi-Chi marching down the hallway using a variety of household items as makeshift
armor while holding a genuine sword in a case on her back.
" Ah, Onna? " Bura spoke up.
Chi-Chi slid the sword out of its case and started to spin it over her head like a baton, " Now, during Goku-san's
absence, we must fight, or we will be controlled just like we were by Bebi! " she began to practice swinging her sword in
random directions, then did a double-flip in the air and landed before Bulma, holding the sword out infront of her.
Bulma sweatdropped, " Um, excuse me, Chi-Chi...? "
" Did she finally snap? Can I call the West City Mental Institution on her? It'll be such a wonderful surprise for
Toussan once he gets back! " Bura chirped.
" You're not calling anybody! " Bulma nearly fell over.
" I'm perfectly sane thank you very much. " Chi-Chi shot a death-glare at Bura.
" You're quite right, Mother. "
The group looked over the railing to see a shadowed figure standing atop the ceiling fan.
Videl struck several poses, " The Great Saiyawoman appears here! " she lept off the fan and over to the others,
struting happily, " It fits me perfectly! My figure still hasn't changed. Take THAT fellow 32 year olds and father-time
alike! "
Chi-Chi turned towards the front door, " Let's go, Videl! "
" Yes, Mother! " she replied determinedly.
" ▫WHOOSH▫ ▫WHOOSH▫! " Chi-Chi and Videl dashed off down the stairs and out the door. Bulma and Bura ran after them.
" Hey, wait! Stop! " Bulma cried out.
Bura rubbed her chin as a Veggieish expression came over her face, " Wow, they've still got a lot of energy. " she
smirked, then perked up, " Let's go too Kaasan. I can show you at least where the battlefield started. "
" What are you saying, Bura! "
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" Are we getting any closer? " Marron asked as she flew near the ground while the fusions flew ahead and higher up.
" Almost there. And Toussan and Mommy're both in compact oozaru form..this is bad. " Vejitto narrowed his eyes.
" They never use compact oozaru form outside of sparring. Juunanagou couldn't have possibly gotten THAT powerful,
could he? " Gogeta looked over at the portara fusion.
Vejitto froze when he saw Myuu and quickly grabbed Gogeta and Marron, hiding behind some of the bushes, " Hn.. "
:No good. That Gero-like guy's gotta be working with Juunanagou, or the one who gave him his powerup.:
" What are you doing? " Gogeta whispered.
" Shh. I'm gonna try 'n contact Mommy. Toussan's in the middle of fighting Juunanagou. " Vejitto whispered back,
then concentrated, :Mommy? Mommy.:
" Huh? " Vegeta bolted to attention, :Vejitto?.:
:What happened to Juunanagou? I know he doesn't have a ki so if you two are fighting him in ssj4 he must've had a
huge powerup of some type:
:Well...the fastest explaination I can give you is he fused with himself.:
" Fused with himself? " Vejitto murmured, confused. Gogeta and Marron looked over at him, :You can do that?.:
:Apparently. He somehow fused with an android version of himself and gained a large amount of power, unfortunately
he'd been feeding off of the ki everyone who's fought him so far, including Kakarrotto. That's why he's so super-strong.
He has the same ki-sucking system as 19 and 20 had. Speaking of which he just killed Gero. He's operating on that
Gero-look-a-like's orders now:
" So that other guy is the one in charge? " the portara fusion nodded. He sat back for a moment, then let out a
gasp, " I've got it! "
" Got what? " Gogeta blinked.
" Fusion! "
" Haha, of course you do. So do I! " the dance fusion motioned happily to himself.
" No no. Goggie, Juunanagou gained a large chunk of his power by fusing with a cyborg version of himself. We can
use our own fusion to fight back! "
" ? " Gogeta blinked.
" ...Perform the fusion dance with me. "
" OH! " Gogeta said, enlightened, " --WHAT! "
" Come on! It makes sense doesn't it? Fighting fire with fire? "
" Jitto we can't perform the fusion dance! We're already fusions! Who knows what that'll do to our gen-etic
structure! "
" If he manages to beat Toussan and Mommy we're all gonna die. "
" ...fine. " the dance fusion shifted uneasily as he stood up, " But do not blame me if we come out of this stuck
this way or worse. " he assumed his position. Vejitto mirrored him.
" What are you doing? " Marron asked, confused.
" Fusion dance. Long story, we'll tell you after the planet's saved. " Gogeta replied, " FYUUUUU-- "
" --JION! "
" HAAAAA! "
" HAAAAA! " the two touched pointer fingers and a bright light engulfed them. It faded to reveal a saiyajin wearing
fusion clothes, having two bangs, a Veggie-widowspeak, and a haircolor inbetween the two fusions colors.
" WHOA...I have...POWER! " he gawked, just looking down at his hands.
" ... " Marron sat there with her jaw hanging open in shock.
" THIS is what our powers are like combined? " Gogeta gawked.
" We can beat that Super Cyborg EASY like this! " Vejitto grinned, ready to blast off into the sky.
" WAIT! "
" Hm? "
" What'll we call ourselves...self..you know! " Gogeta said.
Vejitto blinked for a moment, " Umm...OH! I know! We can be Gogetto! "
Gogeta sweatdropped, " Gogetto? "
" Can you think of any other ways to combine our names that doesn't end up as Mommy's name with a J? "
" Not really. "
" Gogetto it is then! " Vejitto pumped their fist into the air and officially blasted off this time.
" ... " Marron sat there, blinking, " I really need to get out more often.. "
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:Stupid...it seems you don't realize what device I put in Super Juunanagou. You're defeated even though you changed
your appearance, Son Goku.: Myuu thought wickedly to himself, :Yes, use more ki blasts. All the ki blasts you shoot become
Super Juunanagou's energy. The more ki you shoot, the more power Super Juunanagou gets.:
" OOOH! Where did he go! " Goku said as he and Vegeta searched through the large tropical forest.
" I don't like this. " the ouji admitted.
" Hm? " Goku looked back at him.
Vegeta jogged up to Goku so they were now side-by-side, " I don't like wandering through tropical forests with you
while we're both still in compact oozaru form and you having trouble controlling your instincts. "
" Aw Veggie, I can con-trol them just fine. " Goku happily reassured him.
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" ♥-PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-♥ "
" SEEYOURDOINGIT! " Vegeta exclaimed, freaked out.
" No I'm not. "
" My head is up here, Kakarrotto. "
" Veh-gee! I was not staring at your plump Veggie-tushie, I just noticed a bug on your tail. See? " Goku plucked the
bug off Nango and held it out infront of Vegeta's face.
" Lovely. " the ouji muttered, pale green as he stared at the large, worm-like creature. For paranoid safety
measures Vegeta swung his tail down to cover his rear end, " You know maybe we should try finding him from the air again. "
" But Veggie I like it in here. It is so nice 'n comfortable. After we beat Juunanagou we should camp out here
together some time! " the larger saiyajin said happily.
" Kakarrotto I'd luv to camp out with ya but when we do so you're not gonna be in ssj4. " Vegeta nodded, " Maybe,
we should drop back into ssj3. "
" No way! It is easier to locate him this way. The cyborgs do not have any ki to sense but in compact oozaru where
all our senses are heightened I can e-asily locate his scent. " Goku explained as they both stopped by a large tree.
" ▫BEEEEE▫ " the sound of a large ki ball came from behind them and the two saiyajin turned around just intime to
dodge an attack by Juunanagou, who flew by them deeper into the forest.
" HA HA HA HA HA HA! " Goku threw ki blasts at him as he swerved through the trees.
" AAAH! WHAT'RE YOU DOING STOP! " Vegeta cried out.
" Huh? Veggie? " Goku blinked over at him.
" HE'S TAKING YOUR KI BLASTS ON PURPOSE! HE'S JUST LIKE 19 AND 20! "
Goku gasped and instantly stopped fire. Juunanagou froze.
" He finally seems to notice Juunanagou's secret. But even though the secret is revealed, Super Juunanagou will never
be defeated, because the attacks keep 17 powered up. " Myuu bragged to himself as he hovered over the forest. Juunanagou
flew up over to him.
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" Where's Goku? "
" ▫POW▫ "
" ▫POW▫POW▫POW▫ "
Dozens of tall pilliars topped with bushes and trees burst out from the forest, shocking and startling Myuu and
Juunanagou.
An explosion rocked the plantlife in the middle. Goku and Vegeta burst out of the explosion, " I'M HERE! " Goku
shouted, then paused and turned to Vegeta excitedly, " Oh WOW Veggie you were right that was the coolest trick EVER! You are
so VERY creative! " he gushed.
The ouji blushed and beamed, " Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I suppose I can let my mastery of the
arts and my snappy wit speak for themselves. "
" ▫GLOMP▫! " Goku hugged the ouji tightly, " I ♥ u Veggie. "
Vegeta laughed nervously, " Ah haha..the heart again...right... "
The larger saiyajin gently set him down, then turned back to Myuu and Juunanagou, " YOU! "
" OH NO! " Myuu gasped.
" THIS IS THE END! 10x KAMEHAMEHA! " Goku struck his position and let loose a massive red blast at Myuu. Juunanagou
lept infront of the doctor at the last second and took the blast. Goku gasped and pressed harder.
" KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Maybe if I shove him full of enough power he'll overflow and explode like Yakon! "
" Hmm.. " the ouji turned back to watch the scene, worried.
The light started to fade and Goku narrowed his eyes to see through it, " Did I get him? "
Juunanagou continued to hover there, now bulging at the seams and drooling from one side of his mouth.
" WHAT! " the large saiyajin gawked, then sighed, " As I thought, he absorbed the energy of my kamehameha. No, not
only the kamehameha, all my skills using ki were becoming his energy. "
Myuu chuckled, " Did you shoot the kamehameha to see on purpose? You're a joke. "
Vegeta shot a deadly glare at Myuu's direction, " HOW DARE YOU INSULTING MY PEASANT YOU B-MOVIE DR GERO KNOCKOFF! "
" GASP! " Myuu gasped.
" It's not like 10x kamehameha is the best of my a-bilities right now. If it doesn't affect him, honestly it's no
good. " Goku shook his head, then perked up, " Now my 100x kamehameha... "
" You have a 100x kamehameha! " Vegeta gawked at him.
" Yes. "
" ... " the ouji's eyes bugged out of his head.
" You're strong, Goku. " Myuu thought outloud, " It's natural that I worried that if he got hit with the 10x
kamehameha, his body couldn't take it. He's well made. Far beyond my expectations. He's perfect. Juunanagou's truly the
ultimate machine mutant. "
Somewhere deep in hfil Bebi grumbled to himself, spouting off curse words at Myuu.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Cell chuckled at Bebi.
" Technically he was created by Gero so that means you too. " Bebi flatly replied.
" ... " Cell paused, " HEY! " he snapped angrily at the crystal ball.
" The point is that he's extraordinarily strong, isn't it? " Goku cocked his head to the side, " I can feel it in my
body as I tremble keenly with fear. "
Vegeta bolted to alertness, " Ah, in that case, I shall protect you, Kaka--OOF! " Goku yanked Vegeta backwards.
" Veh-GEE! I'm trying to give him a false sense of security so he lets down his guard! " the larger saiyajin
whispered to him, sweatdropping.
" Oh? Ohhhhh. " Vegeta slumped a bit, sadly, " And here I thought you were actually freaking out and I'd get a
chance to jump in and rescue you all semeishly and heroic-like. " he said in his little voice as his tail hung limply
behind him.
" Do it, Super Juunanagou! Show these hateful saiyajins your full strength! " Myuu ordered.
Juunanagou whipped his body around eerily, then let loose a rainstorm of ki blasts at Goku and Vegeta.
" AAUGH! Ki attacks AGAIN! What's wrong with simple close-combat! " Vegeta nearly fell over.
" He's shooting everywhere. " Goku narrowed his eyes, dodging the blasts along with the ouji.
" ▫WHOOOSH▫! " the cyborg flew at Goku through the blasts and punched him in the gut, then swung his leg at Goku's
head, knocking the larger saiyajin through the air.
" GASP! My PEASANT! " Vegeta gasped, then promptly slapped Juunanagou across the face, " ▫SLAP▫! "
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" KAKAY! " the ouji blasted off after Goku to lessen his fall, Juunanagou racing after them both.
" ▫POW▫! " Goku's back landed into a nearby cliff, " A-mazing.. " he said in awe. Juunanagou and Vegeta both raced
towards him, trying to stop one another as they went.
Juunanagou came rampaging towards him, " DIE GOKU! "
" WAAAAAAAH! " Vegeta let out a shriek as he as he lunged past Juunanagou for his peasant only to have Goku pull
himself free and flip over them, grabbing the little ouji with him.
" KUSO... " Goku growled at the cyborg, holding Vegeta closer. The smaller saiyajin let out a squeak of surprise.
The larger one let out a kiai and the water below surrounded them like a shield. Vegeta climbed onto Goku's back while his
peasant pressed his hands together, " KA..MEH-- "
" --NO STOP! " Vegeta grabbed both of Goku's hands, " KI-POWERED cyborg, remember! "
" Oh. Yeah... " Goku said disheartenedly.
" ▫BOOMFH▫! " Juunanagou came out of nowhere and sent Goku and Veggie flying backwards into another cliff.
" ... " Vegeta looked around, blinking, " HEY! I'm in SEME position! " he chirped excitedly, then looked down to see
he barely reached the bottom of Goku's back. The ouji sweatdropped, " Foolish height-differences! " he huffed.
" Ohhhh, Veggie I can't use the kamehameha! " the larger saiyajin sulked.
Vegeta patted him on the shoulders, " Aw, that's oh-kay Kakarrotto. You have plenty of other techniques, many of them
not even ki-related at all. And I believe we can beat him together. "
" Awwww, Veggie that is so touching! "
" So! You mind letting me slide down a little? I'd like to platonically see something. "
Goku sweatdropped.
Juunanagou appeared directly infront of them, touching noses with Goku, who promptly slapped him, " OOF! "
" How DARE you! Only VEGGIE gets to do that! " the large saiyajin glowered.
" You tell 'um Kakay! " Vegeta cheered him on, pumping his fist in the air. The ouji had slid partially downward and
was no longer visible from behind, " Also, I've decided that platonically this could never work standing up OR kneeling.
You're too tall. We'd need to lie down. "
" What is he talking about? " Juunanagou cocked an eyebrow.
" I dunno. " Goku shrugged.
" Now where was I...oh yes! " the cyborg grinned eeriely, " DIE! " he let loose a ki blast at Goku and Vegeta,
sending them backwards through the rock.
" I've got to change the way this fight is going somehow! " Goku nodded determindly, teleporting over to Juunanagou
only to gasp at a fist flying towards him and Vegeta, " ACK! " Goku reteleported to a different spot, this time facing a
large ki ball, " ACK! " Goku then re-reteleported to a spot further away, " OOOH! This is bad! He even knows the spot I'm
going to teleport to. "
" Don't worry Kakarrotto! We'll think of something! " Vegeta nodded determindly, getting off his back and hovering
infront of him, " The sudden pump of fuel to my ego has granted me the optimisticalness I need to think of a way out of this
seemingly-dramatic moment. " he boasted.
" ▫SMACK▫! " Juunanagou kicked Goku from behind, smashing and Vegeta into the ground below.
Vegeta looked up from on his back to see the larger saiyajin pressed ontop of him, " AHHHHHH! AHH AHH AHH AHHH AHH! "
" ▫PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR▫! "
" GAH! DON'T PURR CERTAIN DOOM IS UPON US--well, me at least--BUT IN A CONTEXT I'M COMPLETELY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH! "
the little ouji freaked out.
" I do not mean to Veggie it just happens when I get excited! " Goku exclaimed.
" Platonically. "
" ... " ▫
" PLATONICALLY? "
Goku sweatdropped, " ...Veggie this really isn't the time for us to talk a-bout our special-- "
" --but PLATONIC-- "
" --relationship. "
Juunanagou approached them, " I have to concentrate my consciousness on everything around me. A slight shake of the
air tells me where you are. " he formed a large black, white, and red ki ball in the shape of a giant eye, " SAY GOODBYE,
LOVERS! "
" HUH? "
" HUH? " both saiyajin froze at once. They both instantly looked away from each other.
" It can't end this way! I don't want Veggie to die! " Goku held on tighter, " If Veggie dies he'll be reset and I
will never ever see him again! AND I DO NOT WANT TO NEVER EVER SEE VEGGIE A-GAIN! "
" And if Kakarrotto dies I won't have anything left to live for! " Vegeta exclaimed, " And no one will be able to
save me from Brolli if he tries to take another crack at me with Kakarrotto dead! "
" Well neither of you is going to have to worry, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH! " Juunanagou prepared to throw
the blast.
" KAKARROTTOOOO! "
" VEH-HEH-HEH-GEEEE! "
" ▫POWW▫! " a heavy kick smacked Juunanagou in the side, causing his ki ball to lose concentration and disintergrate.
" I do not think so! "
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" ... " Goku, Vegeta, and Juunanagou looked over at the new figure in shock.
" JI-CHAN? " Goku gasped in surprise, grinning. He paused, " Why are you wearing your brother's clothes? "
" Because I AM my brother..sort of, well.. " Vejitto trailed off.
" We fused! " Gogeta shouted.
" You WHAT! " Vegeta gawked.
" Yeah, we're Gogetto now. " Gogeta responded.
" Is that even safe? " the ouji cocked an eyebrow, " I mean, with you both already being fusions? "
" I have no idea... " Gogeta trailed off, lost.
" Either way it's given us enough power to beat Juunanagou! " Vejitto smirked.
" Heh, you really think you're going to save your parents huh? How very touching. " Juunanagou wiped a small trail
of blood from the side of his face.
" Hey, that's the first cut anyone's landed on him all day! " Goku gasped, impressed, " Go Ji-chan and Goggie! "
" Hee-! " both fusions grinned at once. Gogetto struck out his hands, " KI SHIELD UP! " he shot the shield at
Goku and Vegeta, surrounding him, " Be right back! " Gogetto gave them a thumbs-up and flew after Juunanagou, landing a kick
to the cyborg's head. Juunanagou swung around and punched the fused fusion in the side. The cyborg then formed a large ki
ball and shot it at them in pieces, Gogetto dodging each one. The blasts that did near Goku and Vegeta were absorbed into the
shield around them.
" Psst! Mr. Son! "
Goku looked over to see Marron hiding behind a nearby rock, " Oi! Marron what are you doing here? " he tilted his
head, then lit up, " Is Kuririn and Juuhachigou here to help us too? "
" Actually, they're dead. " she laughed nervously, " Juunanagou killed them. But I'm gonna kill him with this! "
Marron held out the remote control, " Mrs. Briefs built it based on Juunanagou's blueprints to shut him down. Here. " she
tossed them a small senzu bean bag, " I'm going over there with the remote. I'll shut him down as soon as, umm.. "
" Gogetto. " Vegeta inserted.
" Yes, as soon as Gogetto knocks Ojiichan out of the sky! " Marron nodded, " Goodluck! " she zipped behind another
rock and started traveling closer and closer to where Gogetto and Juunanagou were battling.
Goku opened the little bag and gasped with joy, " Senzu beans! " he took one out and handed another to Veggie,
" Thank u Bulma! " the larger saiyajin chirped outloud, even though Bulma was nowhere in sight. Both saiyajin took the beans
and Goku retied the bag up.
" HAAAAAAAAAH! " Juunanagou and Gogetto's fists slammed into each other. The fusion swung his knee up and into the
cyborg's chin. Juunanagou swung his free fist at Gogetto's face only to have Gogetto tilt his head to the side and use his
tail to grab the cyborg by the neck. He swung his tail up and then downward, letting go of Juunanagou and sending him
spiraling into the ground.
" Err.. " Juunanagou reached to pull himself up off the ground.
" NOT SO FAST! " Marron lept out from behind one of the rocks with the remote control not a foot from the cyborg's
face, " PREPARE TO DIE, MURDERER! " she pressed the large red button in the center.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. "
" HUH? " Marron froze. She looked over at Juunanagou, then at her remote and started pressing and repressing the
red button with rapid intensity, " COME ON COME ON COME ON! "
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Juunanagou sat up and Marron gasped at him.
" Oh my God! YOUR FACE! And your HAIR? What HAPPENED TO YOU? "
" My fusion with the android Juunanagou has rendered your emergancy remote control obsolete. I'm a completely
different model now. You're trying to play a gamecube game with an nes controller! " he laughed, standing up. Juunanagou
cracked his knuckles and Marron backed up, starting to nervously sweat but maintaining her prose, " You know I was going to
let you live as a token momento to my dear twin sister, but I've changed my mind. "
" Hnn.. " Marron shifted around, searching her pants pockets for anything that could possibly save her or at least
buy time. She let out a gasped, whipping out a Kame House magnet and slapping it onto Juunanagou's forehead.
" YAIYAIYAIYAIAYIYAI! " Juunanagou twitched insanely from the magnet against his half-robotic body, " ▫DUN▫DUN▫DUN▫
▫DUN▫ ▫DUN▫DUN▫DA▫DUN▫DA▫DUN▫ " he started to robotically dance as Marron blasted off partially into the sky.
" BABY GAMERA! COME TO ME! " Marron shouted out as Roshi's medium-sized shelled, turtle-like lizard flew up to her.
The girl jumped ontop of his shell and the gamera promptly flew away.
" Oh for crying out loud! " Myuu twitched, annoyed as he jumped down off the cliff, ran over to Juunanagou, and
ripped the magnet right off his forehead.
" Waaah- " Juunanagou stumbled back, dizzy. The cyborg fell over with swirly eyes, twitching. Myuu threw the magnet
to the ground and started stomping on it.
" STUPID RIDICULOUS PIECE OF JUNK! "
" Hahahahahahaha. " Gogetto laughed at them, " Some super-machine-mutant you got there doc! He cannot even withstand
a simple refridgerator magnet! "
" SILENCE YOU! YOUR WORLD AND ALL OTHERS SHALL SOON COWER AT THE NAMES OF MYUU AND SUPER JUUNANAGOU! " the doctor
pointed accusationally at the fusion.
" Uh-huh... " Gogetto trailed off.
Myuu smirked, " Best not to get too cocky, or you shall suffer a much longerlasting death at the hands of my cyborg."
" We're not being cocky, we are just pointing out an obvious flaw in Juunanagou now that he's got an android added
to him. " the fusion shrugged.
The doctor chuckled, " Oh, and you two work together in perfect harmony? That's rather hard to believe. Brothers or
not there's got to be something you disagree on. "
" ... " Gogetto was quiet.
" I thought so. "
" Hnn. " the fusion glowered down at him, then barreled towards the doctor, " YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! "
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" ▫Knock▫knock▫knock▫knock▫knock▫ "
" Hello? " Yamcha opened the door to Capsule Corp and let out a gasp, " JUUHACHIGOU? YOU'RE ALIVE! "
" You're so observant. " she flatly replied, then turned to her left to reveal Kuririn's body on her shoulders, " I
need to get one of those temporary body containers for Kuririn, then I'm going after Juunanagou. "
" I'll, go get a container. " Tenshinhan said as he stood up and headed out of the room, quickly returning with said
item. Juuhachigou layed Kuririn down inside, then stood up and sighed.
" Where is everybody? " she looked around, seeing only Yamcha, Tenshinhan, and Launch.
" They all went after Juunanagou already. We're resting from fighting the bad guys here in West City. " Launch, now
back in her blue-hairred form, replied.
" So ridiculous. " Juuhachigou closed the top of the container, " ...we can wish him back, right? "
" Possibly. " Tenshinhan said, " I'm not completely sure the details of Dende's Shenlong, and if we can't then
there's always the Namek-sei dragon balls. "
" Maybe you should go get cleaned up. I'll wheel Kuririn to the lab if you want. " Launch offered.
" Yeah, I..should go do that. I'm no good fighting Juunanagou like this. " she rubbed her temples and headed
upstairs to the bathroom.
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" Ahhh, well, all seems quiet now. " Turles nodded thoughtfully as he and his minions sat around the front lawn of
Capsule Corp. Various villains lay beaten across the streets and yards.
" So, how ya been lately, Turles-sama? " one of the minions asked.
" Oh, fairly well. You know I was wondering when something was going to happen again. According to Kakarrotto usually
there's at least a several YEAR waiting period between villains yet somehow this Super Cyborg incident happens to occur in
under ayear of that entire Bebi attack. " he rubbed his chin, " It slightly concerns me, as if this is a prelude to
something even bigger than hfil being broken out of or deranged experiments-gone-wrong unleashing themsleves upon us. We're
all going to have to be on watch, especially Kakarrotto and Vegeta-san. Afterall..they've come way too far to allow anything
to split them up now. " he smirked, " Infact, I think they're rather close to a breakthrough as well. "
" What about your Lackey? "
" Haven't you noticed why he hasn't appeared yet? He's still on Bejito-sei. Busy doing something important. "
Kiwi struggled to his feet and Turles let loose a small ki blast, knocking him unconsious again.
" Aw, that's a shame Turles-sama. " the hairy one of Turles's minions spoke up, " We were kinda looking forward to
meeting him. "
Turles shrugged, " That's the way it is I guess. " he stood up and smirked, " So? Want to come help Kakarrotto and
Vegeta-san save the planet? "
One of the twins raised his hand, " But, Turles-sama, weren't we trying to destroy this planet? "
" Well, technically last time we were, but now we're going to do the complete opposite! " he smirked, then cocked an
eyebrow, " Is that alright with everyone? "
The four looked between themselves and nodded, " Hai Turles-sama! "
" Good. " the evil type-3 saiyajin rubbed his hands together, " Now let's be on our way. "
6:08 PM 9/20/2005
END OF PART THREE!
Vegeta: Geez that was SHORT.
Chuquita: It's a short arc to begin with. I'm just trying to keep the last two eps each as a chapter so I don't end up with
one single super-chapter the size of the last parody's final chapter.
Vegeta: I see your point there.
Goku: And now it is onto the replies, right?
Chuquita: Well, actually I'm gonna have to post Part 2 first. It wouldn't be fair to post Part 3 without answering questions
anyone has about Part 2.
Vegeta: So...
Chuquita: Part 2 should be up Thursday night so I'll post Part 3 either Sunday or next Monday...I think.
Vegeta: All mixed up, arent'cha?
Chuquita: (sigh) Uh-huh.
To tea: So glad you liked it! When I saw her mention in the episode that she didn't like flying I immidately thought back to
the whole incident on the plane. It should be this Monday.
To Alastair: The future is fun! Oh, no they just popped up to help out. Brolli and his mom both live on Bejito-sei. He
occationally stops by Earth though.
To SupersayiankingTommy: Glad you liked the stairway. I just couldn't kill Piccolo off. I'm not sure why Bebi didn't show up.
Actually there's several villains I'm surprised never showed up in the episodes.
To majinbulgeta: Glad you liked it! Veggie indeed showed some semeness.
To Little-monkey-girl: So glad you liked it! Part of the original reasoning behind V.2. was to allow Veggie to continue his
kakadventures during GT uninterupted. Turles has definately changed since he was introduced. He's much more calm and in
control now, he doesn't freak out anymore.
Vegeta: (looks around, face flushed) I..I did not have fun in the hot spring with Kakarrotto. And if I did it was a purely
platonic brand of fun!
Goku?
Vegeta: Hm.
To Hakura0: Glad you liked the logic. Well the main thing with the Super Juunanagou saga is..its only 6 episodes long.
The Bebi saga's a good 15 episodes, which is the reason for the shorter chapters. Hai, writing's so much fun! It should be
up Monday.
To Saiba: Yup! So glad you liked it! There are indeed 4 chapters. Ah, I have stuff I have to read for my classes as well..it
seems that's most of what we're assigned (surprising lack of worksheets for some reason). Bye!
To Kitty Kyinsky: Glad you liked the minions return! Turles hasn't had any minions for so long so I figured as long as
everyone else in hfil is escaping, why not them:)
To Omnimalevolent: So glad you liked it! GT has so many plotholes to play around with. I could never understand why Freeza
and Cell just stood there. V.2 tried his best :)
To Zogeta: Veggie's much more protective to Goku now. There are so many hints for it. It's so much fun to parody GT cuz I get
to both point out the plotholes and fix stuff such as the chibified Goku and lack of Veggieness that wasn't in the original
episodes. I read somewhere that Toriyama did that to Veggie to surprise Toei, who then tried to change Veggie back.
Vegeta: The mustache gave me nightmares. (shudders)
Goku: And Veggie looks so much better clean-shaven!
To Zogeta: The giant Goku statue at the end does intregue me. I plan to do something with it in the next parody.
Vegeta: (grins) I do indeed have more semetastic moments!
To Afrodite: So happy you enjoyed it! That was the reason I could think of why they wouldn't jump out of the way. Veggie
enjoyed doing that. Dende's growing pains problem continues into the next parody, whenever I write it. There will be another
oneshot eventually.
Chuquita: And that's the end of Part 3!
Vegeta: Now where are we? Size-wise?
Chuquita: 44.5kb.Vegeta: Ah.
Chuquita: (to audiance) Actually, as I type this, Part 4 has been finished for two days now!
Goku: Gasp!
Chuquita: Part 4's really short. Though if I added it to Part 3 it'd make this chapter GIGANTIC. Anyways! Expect Part 4 on
Wednesday or Friday!
Goku: Byebye!