Written By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from DSRGirl's "The H-F-I-L Song" Parody of Futurama's "Robot Hell"
Goku (singing): Please tell me why?
Cell: Just read all this hate mail addressed to you
Goku: There must be guys you dislike worse then I.
Freeza: We checked around, they're really aren't.
Goku: Then please let me explain. Your defeats were merely boyish pranks.
Cell: You toppeled demons, fish, and tanks!
Goku: (taking a piece of ham) Ah, don't blame me; blame my upbringing.
Freeza: (takes Ham Goku was eating) Please stop snacking while I'm singing.
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Vegeta: A parody'd song quote in a parody fic. Ironic.
Chuquita: To see the rest of DSRGirl's song, click the review counter!
Goku: And now for Part 4!
Chuquita: I missed Part 4...
Vegeta: It was getting kinda quiet there.
Chuquita: Part 3 finished early and I still had two days to kill. And I still have yet to do Part 3's replies since Part 2's
just been uploaded now.
Vegeta: (low whistle) This has screwed your schedule ALL UP, hasn't it?
Chuquita: (sad sigh) Yes, yes it has. (perks up) But anyways, welcome to Part 4!
Goku: Where the day is finally saved of fused cyborg/androids and the evil zombie scientists who created them.
Vegeta: Indeed.
Chuquita: In tonight's episode, I hear there's mild type-3 saiyajin peasant nudity.
Vegeta: (nearly falls over) WHAT!
Goku: Heehee.
Chuquita: We'll find out in about..12 minutes.
Vegeta: (eyes bugging out) ...
Goku: (hugs Veggie tightly)
Chuquita: And now for Episode 47 and the final episode in this parody. There will be one more gt parody sometime in the
future featuring the Evil Shenlong saga!
Goku: (happily) That's the one where I get to question Veggie's inate sexual desires!
Vegeta: (gawking up at him)
Goku: It's where I ask Veggie if he finds me a-ttractive!
Vegeta: L--let's please wait on that parody, huh?
Chuquita: Oh don't worry Veggie, we got quite a few fics to go before we get THERE. And now for Part 4!
Summary: Doctors Gero and Myuu have teamed up to take revenge on Goku and Veggie by opening up a gate to otherworld and
sending those the two saiyajins had defeated along with a super-cyborg after them! When Goku and Veggie travel to hfil to
put a stop it the madness they find themselves trapped and its up to Vejitto, Gogeta, and Juuhachigou to defeat the fused
and partly-possessed Super Juunanagou! Will they be able to defeat them? And how will Goku and Veggie get out of hfil? And
what about all the other villians released out into the streets of Earth? Find out!
Part 4 Chapter Titles: Flying l The Day is Saved l Dragon Ball Hunt l Cracked l That Forboding Feeling l Piccolo's Rush l The EVIL Shenlong l "An Unimaginable Crisis" l Unanswered Questions l
" ▫FWOOOOSH▫! " Videl continued to fly through the air, holding Chi-Chi in under the arms.
Chi-Chi opened one of her eyes and nearly choked to see how far up they were up, " GAH? Videl, can you fly lower? "
" Hm? Oh sure. " she nodded and spiraled down towards the land below.
" WUUUAH! No, don't go down so fast! " Chi-Chi cried out.
" Oh, sorry. " Videl sweatdropped and blasted back up.
" Don't go up so fast! " Chi-Chi wiggled around, nervous.
" Are you sure you don't want to fly there on your own? "
Chi-Chi huffed, " I would but you see I'm getting old and if I use my power to fly there I won't have anything left
to fight with. " she explained.
Videl shrugged, " Alright. "
" They really want to fight? " Bura asked, amused as she rode in the plane with her mother, following Chi-Chi and
Videl.
" Maybe the martial arts of their youth kicked in. " Bulma nodded thoughtfully, then went quiet as she examined the
land around them. Random storms in the distance, a huge crack in the land below their plane, :Something's wrong...:
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" HAHAHA! You can't use your kamehameha, and your punches don't reach. You've lost, Son Goku! " Myuu laughed
wickedly, pointing down at the two saiyajin.
" ▫POW▫! " Gogetto swung at the doctor from the back, causing him to fall off his ledge only to catch himself in
mid-air.
" Why you---JUUNANAGOU! " Myuu turned his attention to the cyborg, " Watch them--him--you know who--while I go
taunt my victory over Son Goku and his companion. " he ordered while walking towards the ki-shield that surrounded Goku and
Vegeta.
" Platonic companion. " Vegeta corrected him.
Juunanagou hovered over to Gogetto, glaring silently.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" ▫FWOOOOOM▫! " the cyborg created a large ball of ki. Gogetto's eyes widened, " I'm going to kill you. " he stated
bluntly.
" I thought you were just supposed to watch me. " the fused fusion smirked.
" HAAAA! " Juunanagou launched a kick to the fusion's side, sending him crashing into the wall. He widened the size
of his attack.
" JI-CHAN AND GOGGIE! " Goku cried out in terror.
Juunanagou grinned mischeviously down at them, " Say goodbye to your babies! "
" KUSOTARE! " Vegeta spat at the cyborg, starting to sweat with panic. Goku quickly teleported out from inside the
shield and grabbed Juunanagou from behind, stopping the attack.
The cyborg gasped in shock, " What? Let me go! "
Gogetto started to unwedge himself from the wall his back had been embedded against.
" You still have power left? " Myuu rubbed his mustache.
" You're an idiot! If you make noise, you can't hear me teleport! You can't shoot ki waves or throw punches now!
How is that? " Goku smirked.
" GO KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta pumped his fists in the air.
" The one who's stupid is you. You can't attack either. " Myuu chuckled, then froze, " Unless... You can't be--! "
Vegeta looked over at him, confused, then up at Goku, mentally glad he wasn't the one in that style of stranglehold.
" Hee, it might be what you think! " the large saiyajin grinned.
" Are you really going to blow yourself up? " the doctor paled.
" ... " Vegeta's pupils instantly widened 10 times over and his his heart nearly gave way.
" Blow myself up? Well, it's going to be the same thing, maybe! Anyway, this is the only way! " Goku nodded.
" ...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! " Vegeta burst into an
unadulteratingly loud scream of pure terror. Gogetto looked worriedly between the two and Goku suddenly turned towards the
ouji as well.
" Veggie? " Goku murmured.
" AAHH AAAH AAH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AH AHA AHAH AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! " Vegeta continued to scream
hysterically.
Gogetto worriedly grabbed the little ouji, trying to calm him down.
Juunanagou struggled to get free of Goku's grasp, " Get off me! Don't touch me! "
" I do not want to touch you either, I'd much rather touch Veggie, but I told you this is the only plan I could come
up with! " the large saiyajin shouted.
" Get off! "
" Ready? Energy Full Power! " he shouted and his ki began to glow an eerie shade of white and causing huge gusts
of wind all around him.
" JUUNANAGOU! " Myuu exclaimed.
Hercule, off in the distance, was nearly thrown by the wind along with his unconsious grandaughter.
" WAAAAAAAAAAH! LET GO OF ME WE CAN'T LET HIM DO THIS I CAN'T LOSE HIM AGAIN I WON'T! " Vegeta panicked as he tried
to get free from Gogetto's hold, " KAKARROTTO! "
" Oohp! " Chi-Chi gasped as her "helmet" flew off in the wind, " My pot! "
" ▫THUNK▫! " the pot slammed into the windshield of Bulma's plane along with the bright light surrounding them all.
Bulma squinted her eyes open at the pot and sweatdropped while Bura freaked out in the seat beside her,
" Give me a break! "
The light dispersed, revealing a large crater below where the saiyajin and cyborg had hovered.
Vegeta slumped backward and promptly lost consiousness, his cheeks stained with tears.
Gogetto picked up the ouji and nervously walked to the crater, worried over what he would see.
" Juunanagou.. " Myuu slumped in disappointment.
The fused fusion peered over the edge to see Goku laying there on his back in normal form, blinking up at them,
" WHA! " Gogetto nearly fell over, " To-Ka--Go--YOU NEARLY SCARED HIM TO DEATH YA KNOW! " he held the fainted Vegeta up.
" Getto, I said it was going to be the same thing "maybe". Not "exactly". " Goku smiled, " Be-sides I would never
ever seperate myself from my Veggie. "
Gogetto smiled back, weakly, " Are you oh-kay? "
" Hee- not really. " Goku laughed back, tired.
" ▫FOOOM▫! " a huge blast of bright yellow ki came from the ocean nearby.
" He's coming, isn't he? " the large saiyajin said, beat.
The fusion nodded, looking over his shoulder as Juunanagou rose out from under the water.
" Wonderful, Juunanagou! You're a great fellow! " Myuu beamed.
Juunanagou sweatdropped, " ? " he turned to face the three saiyajins, " That was truly close. If I had spread the
barrier a bit later, I would have been defeated completely. "
Gogetto held Vegeta more protectively and Goku sighed at the cyborg, " That's really disappointing. "
" But because of that, my clothes were damaged! SOILED! " Juunanagou snarled.
" But they look good on you. " Goku chirped randomly.
" Oh really? Why thank you so nice of you to complime--HEY! " he sent a death-glare down at the saiyajin, who only
smirked back in reply, " DON'T THINK ANY DISTRACTIONS CAN DESTROY ME NOW! " Juunanagou reformed the large eyeball ki from
before.
" I don't have enough energy to raise my hand. " Goku laughed uneasily.
Gogetto threw him a concerned look, then slid down the side of the crater and lay Vegeta beside him. The fusion stood
before Juunanagou and burst into ssj2.
" I won't miss this time! " the cyborg geared up to throw the ball of ki.
The fusion glowered at him, holding his arms out and throwing up a barrier.
" Do it, Juunanagou! Kill Son Goku and his family! DO IT NOW! " Myuu ordered.
Juunanagou grinned twistedly, " Go back to hell, Son Goku! "
" STOP RIGHT THERE, JUUNANAGOU! "
He froze to see someone land before the fusion and his parents, " Juuhachigou? " he murmured.
" Look To--Mo--.. " Gogetto bit his tongue in annoyance at being unable to decide what to call Goku, " Juuhachigou
came to help us! "
" How dare you kill Kuririn! " she hissed.
Goku's eyes widened, " Kuririn.. "
" I'll never forgive you! "
Juunanagou narrowed his eyes, " You're still alive, insubordinate. "
" How could you say I'm still alive? You killed the person I loved! "
Goku self-consiously looked over at Vegeta and reached over to tightly grab his hand.
" You made a decision at the last moment. You were afraid of the explosive device in my body. You knew there was a
bomb in my body and you were afraid of the explosion, so you missed on purpose. If I had exploded you would not have been
safe from it either. " Juuhachigou smirked, then angrily spat, " You're nothing but a coward! "
Goku tilted his head slightly, :What is she talking about? A bomb? The one that used to be in her body? But that
was removed by Shenlong a long time ago...: he mentally trailed off, :I see! Juunanagou doesn't know about it! He wasn't
there when the wish was made. What a good idea, Juuhachigou! It's such a great bluff: Goku would've wagged his tail had he
not been completely drained.
Juuhachigou pointed up at her brother, " This is revenge for Kuririn! Come on, Juuhachigou! If you shoot Goku, you
shoot me too! " she went to rip her sleeve off, only to loose part of her shirt. Juuhachigou sweatdropped at her black bra,
" Aw crap. " she went to read just her shirt to cover it, " Come on. Shoot me if you can, but everyone here will be blown
away. " Juuhachigou boasted, " Do you even have the courage to shoot? I don't think you do, you coward. Are you afraid of
the bomb that much? Ooh, Juunanagou's afraid of the big scary bomb that'd surely kill him if it were triggered. " she
taunted him.
Goku strugglingly lifted his head up, " Stop, Juuhachigou...or he really will shoot. "
Myuu lept towards the cliff, " What are you afraid of? Even if the girl's terminal explodes, it will be nothing to
you. Shoot them quickly! "
" I'm, not scared of a bomb! " Juunanagou stammered.
" HAH! And Vegeta isn't afraid of ukeism. " Juuhachigou laughed.
The doctor turned back to the male cyborg, " Then why don't you shoot? You're pathetic, full of excuses. Just blow
her up with Goku and his family! "
" I'm not pathetic, nor a coward! " he turned and sent the blast loose on Myuu instead, destroying him, " I'm not a
coward! " he replied simply.
" You finally feel like one. " Juuhachigou added, " But I won't just stand here and be beaten. " she began to
heighten her ki and shot a barrage of blasts at her brother, which he promptly absorbed.
" Don't shoot, Juuhachigou! It will just power him up more! " Gogetto exclaimed.
" I'm taking revenge for Kuririn! " she shouted.
Goku spoke up, " But its impossible to do that this way! " he paused, then glanced up at Juunanagou, :I've got it.
He can only absorb energy in that position. So, while he's absorbing energy, he's fully unguarded. Oh-kay: " Shoot,
Juuhachigou! Keep shooting! " Goku turned towards the fusion, " Getto! Come here I'm gonna need you for the other half of
his plan since I'm out of energy. "
Gogetto walked over to Goku who started to explain the plan to him. The fusion nodded, " Mo-Tou--You are brilliant! "
he chirped excitedly. He then turned and started to power up.
" No matter how much energy you shoot, my power will just increase. What you're doing makes no difference. It's just
more power for me. Idiot. " Juunanagou laughed.
" HAH! " Goku exclaimed, " The idiot is you! "
Gogetto lept up into the air, flying towards Juunanagou while dodging Juuhachigou's blasts, " RYU GEN EXPLOSION! "
he launched the huge Shenlong-shaped blast through the cyborg's middle, leaving a large gap behind.
Goku gathered up the remainder of his strength and managed to stand up, " KA...MEH...HA...MEH... "
The cyborg watched smugly, " I will absorb it! "
" It's a little too late! HA! " Goku let loose the blast at the same area Gogetto had. The kamehameha engulfed
the remainder of Juunanagou and tore him apart.
Juuhachigou smiled, " We did it, Kuririn! "
" Uhhh.. " Goku fell back onto the ground, hitting his knees.
" You did it... "
The large saiyajin blinked and looked over to see Vegeta sitting up and staring at him with sparkily eyes, " You did
it Kakarrotto! "
" ▫PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR▫ " Goku's tail
stood up on end.
" GAH! " Vegeta promptly reached over and covered his rear end with his hands. The ouji's face bright red.
The two climbed out of the crater as water from the nearby body of it began to flow, filling up the hole. Vegeta
climbed protectively ontop of Goku's back while Gogetto landed beside them.
Juuhachigou's eyes began to water, " Ototochan...why did you kill Kuririn? What happened to you? "
Goku spoke up, " It wasn't Juunanagou's fault. He was being controlled by Dr. Gero and Dr. Myuu, and they used him. "
The large saiyajin paused, " I'm wondering though...if he actually knew... "
Vegeta and Juuhachigou looked over at him with curiousity.
" ...that there's no bomb in your body anymore. "
Juuhachigou gasped, " What? Why? It can't be! He missed my vital spot for sure! " she backed up.
" Though it seemed that he was brainwashed and controlled by them, I don't think he could find it in his heart to
hurt you. " Goku smiled, " Juunanagou, the real one, cared about his sister. "
" So that's why he didn't shoot me... " Juuhachigou trailed off. Vegeta shifted closer to Goku from behind.
" I don't know though. " Goku shrugged, then grinned, " But, we want to think that way, right? "
She looked up at him, still teary-eyed.
" Right? " Goku flashed her a big smile.
Juuhachigou nodded.
" HEY! " a voice shouted from behind them. Videl and Chi-Chi came running up to them.
" Where are the bad guys? " Chi-Chi shouted, panting.
" We won't forgive the world's evil! " Videl struck a half-tired Saiyawoman pose.
" What she said! " Chi-Chi added determindly.
" Hahaha, what are you guys doing? We got rid of them already! " Goku laughed.
Chi-Chi and Videl slumped over, " Really? You're great, Goku-sa. You get things done so quickly. "
" Aw, poor Onna, a simple little jog and she's already worn out. How very depressing. " Vegeta chided her.
" Shuddup Ouji. " she twitched, annoyed.
" By the way I adore your new hatware, or should I say flatware. " he poked the smushed pot that Chi-Chi had placed
back onto her head.
" SHUDDUP, Ouji. " an even bigger twitch.
" But I so enjoy making you mad, Onna! Your face gets all squinched up from the wrinkles and such! " Vegeta laughed,
amused, " Come on, its all in fun ya know. I'm just teasing now. "
Chi-Chi sighed, " Uh-huh. "
" Hai, Vegeta-san is such a teaser. "
The ouji froze and promptly slid off of Goku's back and turned to face Turles and his minions.
" Oi Vegeta-san! " Turles waved, then glanced around, " Hn, looks like we're too late, eh? "
" Luckily, yes. " the ouji responded, puffing his chest out.
" SON-KUN! " Bulma shouted from the plane as it landed on the ground behind them.
" Everyone's got such interesting timing. " Juuhachigou sweatdropped.
Bulma and Bura ran up to the group, " Son-kun, this is terrible! There's an emergency, and a volcano has erupted
and a flood has occured! The whole world's a disaster! And I have a theory that its because Dr. Gero and Dr. Myuu connected
this world with the other world that everything's been thrown out of order! "
" Just one problem after another. Don't ANY villains have the patience to wait for us to train several years
anymore! " Vegeta exclaimed, upset.
" Apparently, no. " Bulma replied.
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Well this is all very simple to fix. " Chi-Chi said thoughtfully, " We'll just wish everything back to normal
using the dragon balls! "
" Right! " Goku nodded happily, " We have to bring Kuririn back anyway. "
" You make it sound like a normal occurance, Kakarroujo. " Bura sweatdropped at him.
" Well we have brought Kuririn back before. " Goku said.
" Three times. " Bulma added.
" OH! " Goku said suddenly. The others looked at him, " Marron! Juuhachigou she doesn't know you're still alive yet.
She went back to the Kame House after the remote wouldn't work. "
" It wouldn't work? Why not? " Bulma gawked.
" Juunanagou fusing with his android self created a whole different structure, circuit-wise. " Vegeta explained,
" It was like trying to shut a microwave off with a tv remote. "
" Is she alright? " Juuhachigou asked with concern.
" Marron's fine. You should really go check on her first and then meet back up with us at Bulma's. " Gogetto
offered.
" I'll do that. " she nodded, then glanced over at Bulma, " I brought Kuririn to your house. Tenshinhan, Launch, and
Yamcha took care of him. "
" Alright. " Bulma nodded.
Juuhachigou prepared to fly off, only to freeze, " Waitaminute. " she turned back to Gogetto, " Who are YOU! "
" Gogetto. " he chirped.
" ... " she stared at him.
" Vejitto and Gogeta fused using the fusion dance! "
" ... " Juuhachigou's eyes bugged out of her head.
" You can DO that! " Bura gawked at him.
" I suppose you can! " he grinned, then paused, " By the way how long has it been since we left your house cuz we're
both starting to get a little worried about when we're finally gonna de-fuse. "
Bura looked at her watch, " Hn..I dunno...about 40 minutes I think. "
A large doom cloud hung over Gogetto's head, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! " he let out a shriek, " I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD
IDEA I TOLD YOU BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME AT ALL! " Gogeta exclaimed, freaking out, " NOW WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK LIKE THIS
I WAS STUCK LIKE THIS WITH KAASAN AND TOUSSAN ALREADY WHY WHY WHY! "
" Oh, wait that's right! I always keep my watch ten minutes ahead of time to make sure I'm never late! " Bura said
happily.
" ▫POOMPH▫ " Gogetto popped back into Vejitto and Gogeta, who now stood side-by-side.
" Silly me! " Bura chuckled.
" ... " the two fusions stared at her in disturbed disbelief.
" Hahahahahaha. " Turles snickered, " Never a dull moment around here. "
" OH-KAY! " Goku pumped his fist in the air, " Let's go look for the dragon balls!
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" And so, Son Goku and friends finally defeated Super Juunanagou. " Freeza said as he sat there on a random rock
in hfil, speaking into a microphone. Cell sat on a nearby rock, still chattering slightly from being frozen earlier,
" After that, Goku, Vegeta, Pan, and Trunks went looking for the dragon balls to bring Kuririn back to life...and restore
the destroyed towns and nature. "
" Do you mind? " Juunanagou twitched, being carted away in a cage along with Myuu and Gero, who were blowing annoyed
raspberries at each other and making mocking faces.
Freeza waved tauntingly at them, then continued his narrative for the other returned villains, " In this way,
everyone was thinking that the case was closed and peace would return, BUT... "
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" OH NO! " Pan gasped in shock.
" What? What is it? " Goku dashed over to her.
The demi-demi saiyajin held up the two-star ball, which now had a large crack running through it.
" GASP! Arushinchu! " Goku took the ball from her, " What has happened to you? "
" Who? " Vegeta popped up beside him. Goku showed the ouji the ball, " EH? "
" Maybe I should get a band-aid for it or something.. " Goku trailed off.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " It's not like the ball's in physical pain. " he trailed his finger along the crack, " That's
a pretty big one though, I'm surprised its not split in two. "
" What if the crack means we won't be able to use it to summon Shenlong? " Pan continued to stare at the ball.
" Maybe I can use one of Kaasan's machines to seal it back up again. " Trunks spoke up.
" Is that even possible? " Pan cocked an eyebrow.
" Ah------ " Trunks opened his mouth, " I'm not sure. "
" ... " the other three sweatdropped.
" Giru Giru Giru. " the little robot floated by.
Vegeta shrugged it off, " Let's just keep going. I'm sure just because ONE of the dragon balls is cracked doesn't
necessarily mean something as bizarrely ridiculous as-- "
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" ---the other six of them being cracked as well. " the ouji finished flatly as he along with the rest of the senshi,
stood on Bulma's front lawn staring down at the seven cracked dragon balls.
Bulma stared at the group of balls uneasily, " The dragon balls are cracked. This is the first time it's happened. "
Chi-Chi looked over at Vegeta with a lame expression on her face.
" Oh COME ON! Just because I was with the dragon ball hunting party you assume I was behind this? " he
exclaimed.
" ... " Tenshinhan and Yamcha looked over at him as well.
" AAUGH! I didn't do anything to them! " the ouji waved his arms in the air, " Tell them, Kakarrotto! "
" Veggie would never ever do anything to harm the dragon balls. We just found them this way. " Goku explained.
" Hm. " the ouji nodded stubbornly.
" Either way I have a bad feeling about this. " Chi-Chi poked one of the balls.
" Well I have a good feeling that this could be quite an entertaining situation. " Turles smirked, then partly
sulked, " I wish Enma hadn't taken my minions though. "
" They were DEAD.. " Bulma pointed out.
" Yeah, but still. It lessens the amount of mayhem I can cause. Not to mention I haven't heard from my Lackey in
months. "
" Hai, I wonder how niichan is doing.. " Goku trailed off.
" So..all we gotta do is ask this Shenlong to bring back Toussan and he'll do it? " Marron said, staring down at
one of the balls.
" Yup! " Goku nodded, " They have brought Kuririn back be-fore and they can bring him back again! "
" Yeah, " Pan said, turning to Chi-Chi, " See Obassan. They're the dragonballs. It can't be anything bad. "
" You've been very optimistic since you got that growth-spurt, ya know that. "
" Heh-heh- "
" Let's try to call Shenlong anyway. He might know something. " Goku suggested.
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Piccolo bolted to attention in the middle of his meditation, " Something's wrong. " he rushed past Dende, who
currently had a third, Tenshinhan eye, on his forehead. Piccolo screeched to halt, " Dende! What's going on? "
" Oh, Goku's just about to wish Kuririn back to life, but the dragon balls are all cracked see so-- "
The older namekian grabbed the younger on by the shoulders, " ARE YOU MAD? YOU CAN'T MAKE WISHES ON THE DRAGON BALLS
WHILE THEIR GUARDIAN IS THE MIDDLE OF HIS NAMEKIAN PUBERTY! "
" W--wha? " Dende froze.
" You're connected to the balls. You know how when you die, they die? Well when you go through the many random and
occationally pointless transformations during your journey to adulthood, it causes similar mutations in the balls! If they
call out Shenlong who knows what will pop out! "
" ... " Dende's eyes bugged out of his head.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" We gotta get down there. "
" Exactly, follow me! "
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" You're right, Son-san. Besides, we have to restore Kuririn and the towns and environment first. " Trunks said
thoughtfully.
" Oh-kay! " Goku grinned, " A-RISE SHENLONG AND GRANT OUR WISHES! "
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
A tumbleweed blew by.
" So much for the "entertaining situation", huh? " Vegeta smirked over at Turles, who calmly nodded with a smile on
his face.
" Wait for it, Vegeta-san.. "
" Hm? " the ouji blinked.
" Did I make a mistake in the spell? " Goku asked the others.
" No, it was correct. " Trunks replied.
" This is the Earth, so it can't be in Namekian. " Chi-Chi pointed out.
" Way to state the obvious, Onna! ALRIGHT! " Vegeta overexaggeratingly mock-cheered her own, " Where WOULD we be
without ya? "
" Shuddup Ouji. "
" You'd be off with Kakarrotto making passionate love right now. Or having lunch. " Turles looked at his watch,
" Possibly even both! "
" ... " the ouji's face went beet red.
" TRY NUMBER TWO! " Goku exclaimed, " ARISE SHENLONG! AND GRANT OUR WISHES! "
" ▫FWOOOOM▫! " the sky went black and red as lightning streaked across the sky.
" That's...kinda creepy. " Marron commented.
" Normally there isn't any red involved. " Goten blinked.
" OR lightning. " Trunks added.
" Or EARTHQUAKES! " Pan exclaimed as the earth literally did begin to quake beneath them as if preparing to crack
like the dragon balls themselves.
" This is different from usual! " Trunks said.
" NO KIDDING! " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Ohhhh! I feel a lot of EVIL KI around us. " Goku's eyes widened on the two words.
" Evil KI! " Chi-Chi paled, uneasy.
Blackish-blue smoke seethed out of the cracks of the dragonballs, forming an odd, gray dragon above them.
" What's that? " Pan pointed to the dragon, disturbed.
" I--isn't that Shenlong? " Marron asked.
Juuhachigou shook her head, suspicious, " NO. That is definately NOT Shenlong. "
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" To our surprise, the one that appeared instead of Shenlong from inside the cracked dragon balls was full of evil
ki. " Cell narrated from his rock while Freeza took a glass of water. He smirked, " An unimaginable crisis is about to
happen. "
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" Toldja so. " Turles commented to the ouji.
Vegeta stepped up to the dragon determinedly and motioned to him, " Who the hell are you! "
1:49 AM 9/24/2005
THE END
Vegeta: That's the END!
Chuquita: Until the next parody. Whenever that is.
Goku: Wow...this only took you two days?
Chuquita: It's a VERY short chapter. HOWEVER, if I had combined this and Part 3, Part 3 would be over 70kb.
Goku: And that is BIG.
Chuquita: Big indeed. (to audiance) And now for the replies!
To tea: So glad you liked it, and the fusions' fusion!
To Afrodite: So glad you liked it. Gogetto's mind is pretty stable, he just gets very confused when trying to refer to his
parents by title since Vejitto and Gogeta's only quarrel is on which of Goku and Vegeta is the mother and which is the
father. Raditsu's busy doing something that starts in the next fic. I can't tell you what yet. I don't know what's going on
with Turles.
Vegeta: I like THAT nickname. "Vege-seme". (to Goku) You should call me that!
Goku: (sweatdrops) But I like "Veggie".
To Hakura0: It's happened before? Yeah, a 70kb chapter would've been HUGE.
To Zogeta: It's partly due to ssj4, and partly due to it being in the future where they're closer to each other. Actually it
had to do with my form of the "author's notes". Technicalites 'n such. (nod) Thank you for the offer though!
To Little-monkey-girl: So glad you liked it!
To majinbulgeta: Glad you liked that part. Veggie does get some seme moments.
To Saiba: Glad you understand the chapter's shortness. This one's even shorter. Hooray for book-finishing!
To mkh2: Yay! You recognized it! I like Futurama so much :D Glad you liked Gogetto. They've been acting that way cuz this
takes place in the future..where I'm not completely sure of their character growth so I simply strengthen it from where they
are in the present. :)
To Orchideater: So happy you enjoy the plothole-teasing. There's such a huge number of plotholes in gt I can't help it :D The slapping was fun. Goku has a definate problem controlling his instincts. The fused fusion is VERY strong. He'll appear again in the next Parody.
To Omnimalevolent: This chapter just felt short compared to the previous two. So glad you liked them :) Perhaps. Goku enjoyed his Veggie-sandwich dream. The fused fusion will appear in the next parody as well. He has been that way lately. Turles is trying to help out. I couldn't reveal that much stuff about what happened to him because it would spoiler my current fic. Raditsu will return.
To Hyper Kid: Glad you're up to date! Aw, I wouldn't get rid of Raditsu or Turles. There's a reason Raditsu's on Bejito-sei but I can't tell you why just yet. Thanks for the suggestion. Turles does creep Raditsu out. There'll be lots of bad guys in the next parody.
To Seto Kaiba's My Babe: So glad you liked that part!
Chuquita: And that's it for the fic!To SupersayiankingTommy: So glad you liked the fused fusion! Luckily they did de-fuse after the 30 minutes.
Goku: HOORAY!
Vegeta: (curious to see the final parody)
Chuquita: That'll take a while...
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Anyways, see you sometime next week where we pick up where we left off in the present! Bye!