Disclaimer: Dark-Kitty doesn't own FullMetal Alchemist or Harry Potter OR the title of this story.
Dark-Kitty: Yeah that's true (Sweatdrop) sorry Bloody Cross, it was the first thing to come to mind. And as Repayment for not trying to banish the story I will now say this. Every body must now go and read all (I MEAN ALL PEOPLE) of Bloody Cross's stories or the flesh will be pealed from your bones and fed to a wild and rampaging hamster. ENJOY PEOPLE!
Envy: didn't you want to answer a couple of questions from the readers?
Dark-Kitty: Oh yeah, okay YES this is an AU. Its just randomly thrown in here. No its not after Envy and Ed return to this world, this story doesn't exactly follow the anime story line. So no its not tied in with the real end because I don't like to spoil things. I mean I love the spoilers, I just don't like writing them, so, I'm not even sure if the warehouse it's a spoiler or not…I promise in chapter three I will 'attempt' (take notice of the quotation marks) to make more flashbacks. And I have made Ed and Envy rivals because I like it that way…. AND ITS NOT GOING TO BE YOAI PEOPLE! I completely support gay marriage and say no an 36 but I just don't like gay parings with people who weren't meant to be paired together in a gay manor…. well…except for Namida, and Dark Humor, and that's just because they were written so well. So the series and this story 'technically' speaking have no relation okay? OKAY! Oh and yes Wrath will start to speak in the later chapters….but not that much though.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXEdward had finally gotten back to sleep after his disturbing dream and the unwanted visit from the people down the hall. He usually was a light sleeper but tonight he was so tired for some reason. Maybe al slipped something in his water? (We shall never know) Well he was so out of it he didn't notice when the window was forced open. Nor did he realize there was someone else in the room when carelessly loud footsteps echoed across the floor. This is why he acted so rash when a soft, but familiar voice whispered in his ear.
"O'Chibi-saaaaaaaaannnnn," the intruder cued.
As if it happened like it was all planned out Ed's eyes snapped open. Automail transformed into a blade, he shoved it strait through the intruder's gut. The body fell to the floor with a dull thud. It was still to dark to see anything so Ed listened for any signs of movement. But what came next surprised him. Laughter.
"Ha ha ha, oh Chibi-san do you honestly think you can kill me that easily?" the voice mocked.
Suddenly there was a crackling sound and a large flash of blue light. Ed then took the full force of a punch in the stomach, with a boost of Alchemy. He screamed out in agony as he was sent sailing across the room and hit the wall with a thump. He could hear footsteps out side the door in the hall.
"Well its been fun Edward Elric, but as they always say, all good things must come to an end, so we must take our leave now." Envy said as he pushed Wrath towards the open window. Ed only coughed in response as he clutched his now bleeding stomach.
BAM!
The door had been opened as people flooded into he small room.
"FullMetal? Edward? Ed!" a voice shouted.
"E-Envy." The young Alchemist managed to gasp before he blacked out.
Roy Mustang stared in shock at the boy in his arms. One of the sins had survived.
/But how/ He thought to himself as he ordered an officer to call an ambulance.
/How did he escape/
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIt had been a few days since Ed was attacked. He almost recovered fully and had answered all of Mustangs questions. What had really surprised the Colonial was when Ed had told him that he had been hit with Alchemy.
Flash Back (don't you just love these!)
"But that means,"
"Yes it means Wrath had to have been with him." Ed said, the constant questions started to irritate him.
"Well it does make sense." Mustang mused aloud as he looked off into space.
"What makes sense?"
"Envy and Wraths bodies were the only ones not recovered from the warehouse." He said casually.
"THEY WERENT?" Ed screamed, "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?"
"We had assumed that their bodies were destroyed in the explosion." He replied, "And besides its been over five years since that, they have kept a low profile so the question of them being alive or not never really came up."
"Mustang," Ed fumed
"Yes FullMetal?"
"Have I ever told you that you're an idiot?"
"Yes many times."
"Well I'm going to tell you again," There was a brief pause, "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"
End Flash Back
Ed sat up and sighed. This just wasn't his week.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDumbledoor had chosen the worst time imaginable to arrive for an answer. Being a homunculi had its advantaged and disadvantages. One was that neither Envy nor Wrath could die from a mere flesh wound. The disadvantage to this was even with super speed healing; large injuries still took a while to heal. And to make things worse he hadn't come himself he had sent someone else. Envy had changed his form to appear like a girl that looked about 16. It was like a mirror image of himself, just the fact that he was female and he had changed his hair from a dark green to black and it was less wild and stringy. Wrath had hidden upstairs while the older sin answered the door. There he found the largest man he had ever seen.
"Ello, my name is 'agrid and I have come on behalf of Professor Dumbledoor for he could not make it today." He said in a big booming voice.
He looked at the girl before him and the smile he had had been wearing under his thick beard vanished.
"Blimy girl, what 'apined to ya?" He asked as he pointed to the gaping hole in Envy's gut.
Envy hadn't bothered to change his outfit when he changed his appearance. Before the man had knocked on the door Envy had been changing bandages. They were now hanging loosely o his newly acquired hips. Oh the joy of the female body.
"Uh…oops?" She said as she looked down and then back up with a nervous grin. (I'm referring to him as her in this form.)
"Um…so are you here to get an answer or what?" she asked, crossing her arms over her midriff.
"Ah yes, so would you like to come to 'ogwarts?" he asked completely forgetting about Envy's (ahem) condition.
"We have decided to accept your offer." Was her reply.
"Brilliant!" Hagrid exclaimed, "Now what is 'yer names?"
Envy could not reveal his or Wraths identities just yet. It was still far to risky, so now he had to think up a lie, and fast.
/Oh god, a name…um…Rin…no ummmmm W-W-Wren! Yeah that's it I can live with that, okay now for Wrath, um…. Danny! Yeah okay that'll have to do. / She quickly thought.
"Wren! Im Wren and my brothers name is Danny."
"Great! I'll be your escort." Hagrid replied cheerfully.
Envy sweatdroped. This guy reminded him of Major Armstrong.
"Escort for what?" she asked cautiously.
He really didn't want him to do that sparkly thing like Armstrong.
"What, to get your school things O'course."
Another Sweatdrop.
"We already have everything we need, well… actually there is one thing."
"Oh really? What would that be?" His bushy eyebrows raised in curiosity.
"Our wands.": She replied bluntly giving him a nasty look.
"Oh, alright then lets go!"
"Uh… now? Let me go and grab Wr- uh 'Danny' and change really fast." She said in a fake innocent voice.
Envy then bounded up the stairs and ran to the last room in the hall. He hurried in and a shimmery light engulfed his body as he changed back to normal and dropped on all fours beside the bed.
"Wrath," he hissed, "Come on we're leaving, your name around other people is Danny, and I'm Wren okay?"
Wrath slowly crawled out from under the bed and shook his head in understandment.
"Okay come on we need to change." He said as he went back to his previous female form.
Just this time she was wearing a gray hoody and a pair of jeans.
"Something like this okay." She only got a nod in response.
Wrath quickly transmuted up a black t-shirt and some jeans then slipped them on. They then exited the room and jumped over the railing on the stairs and walked casually back to the front door. Wrath had been put into a state of shock when he saw how huge Hagrid was and refused to come out from behind his 'sister'. (coughcough)
"Al'right then, put your hand on this." He said as he pulled out a very old grubby looking book.
Envy made a face but put her hand on non-the less. And after much coaxing, death glares, and threats for an early grave (couldn't resist myself mates -grin-) Wrath had hesitently7 put his hand on the book.
"Hold on tight now," Hagrid said as he pulled out a pocket watch, "3…2…1…"
There was a pop and a strange tugging sensation as they were pulled into the vortex. Envy seemed unfazed by this but Wrath was a whole different story. He had probably broken some of the bones in his 'sister's' wrist he was holding on so tight. When it all stopped the looked to be in a pub.
"Were are we?" Envy had lost his patience a while ago.
"The Leaky Cauldron, in London." Hagrid replied as he started to head towards the back door.
Envy dragged Wrath along for his legs seemed to have stopped working at the moment. When they reached the back Hagrid had pulled out a pink umbrella and started tapping the bricks on the large stonewall.
"Oh don't tell me, this is the great 'amazing' place were we get our wands?" Sarcasm dripped like venom from each word.
Yes by now the sin was royally pissed. This Hagrid guy wasn't giving him the strait information that he wanted to know. Wrath just hid behind Envy, still a little spooked about walking around openly in public. And Hagrid, though not showing it, was slowly starting to dislike this Wren person. She reminded him of a female version of Draco Malfoy. Though not quite as nasty, well not at the moment at least.
"Welcome," he said as the bricks started rotating, "to Diagon Ally."
There stood before them was an opening to the most bizarre thing Envy OR Wrath had ever seen.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDark-Kitty: okay now to clear up a few things before the questions start bombarding me again. Yes I know Hagrid cannot use magic except to open the portal gate thingy, but I decided he could use a port key also just to make things a bit simpler. I would also like to repeat myself on a subject that came up in most of the reviews, Wrath will speak eventually in later chapters, but not that much. I just don't exactly know what his personality is like yet so cut me some slack. Thank you all who reviewed it was extremely kind of you.
OH AND DON'T FORGET TO LOOK AT BLOODY CROSS' STORYS! (this is in repayment for accidentally stealing your title, I'm still very sorry about that)
Oh and sorry if it was a bit short –Sweatdrop- that was my bad.