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EPPY 5 (UP UP AND AWAY)

(THE GILMORES WALKING TO LUKES)
RORY: i can't believe you knew before i did, how is that fair
LOR: sorry kid
RORY: but its so weird you know
LOR: thats how i was when i found out
RORY: how am i suppose to act around him now
LOR: the same as you always have
RORY: i guess thats best
LORILIE: always lissen to your elders they know
RORY: i still can't believe kurt is bie
LORILIE: you really should have seen it comeing, i thought i trained you better than that.
( LUKES)
JESS: (TO RORY) can i talk to you out side
(THEY GO OUT SIDE)
JESS: i'm going to LA this weekend
RORY: (SHOCKED) i thought you were going to wait until summer
JESS : do you want to come
RORY: this weekend?
JESS: yeah. i'm takeing the car so we probably won't get back until sometime next week
RORY: i have classes
JESS: what are you talking about winter break is next week, if you don't want to come all you have to say is no
RORY:no i want to come, what time are you leaving
JESS: friday night
RORY: i have those friday night dinners at my grandparents i have to go to
JESS: i can pick you up and we can go right after
RORY: why don't you just come to diner?
JESS:i don't know about that rory
RORY: come on, my grandmother doesn't exactly have a good thought of you because of what happened last time, and i think if she got to know you...
JESS: rory!
RORY: please jess, its the perfect time we will be leaving to LA right afterwards
JESS: ok, i'll go
RORY: thank you, i just think it will be easier this way
JESS: after this lets call us even
RORY: me going to LA with you and you going to my grandmothers for dinner, that doesn't really make us even
JESS: the double date
RORY: ok i guess we are
JESS: well i better get back to work
RORY: i need breakfast
(THEY GO BACK IN LUKES)
LOR: so what was that about?
RORY: oh umm, jess is coming to friday night dinner
LOR: are you sure you want to do this
RORY:yes, i already convinced him to go
LOR: but hon my mother is going to be there
RORY: yes, i am aware that grandma is going to be in her own house eating her dinner
LOR: with us, and jess
RORY: i realize this
LOR: and you still want to do this?
RORY: well it will be a good time for both of you to get to know him
LOR: Ok, well you should call her up and tell her so that she won't go belistic at the door
RORY: i plan on it, after breakfast
(FOOD COMES)
RORY: you know i can't seem to find my Nirvana CD
LOR: oh yeah? (SOUNDING GUILTY)
RORY: yeah, i found the case however
LOR: oh, where'd you find that
RORY: in your car
LOR: weird
RORY: i know you stole my cd mother
LOR: you have no proff
RORY: hello! cd cover in car
LOR: that proves nothing, except that i am careless when i'm stealing
RORY: i want it back by friday
(CALL TO EMILY AT LUKES)
EMILY: hello
RORY:hi grandma
EMILY: well hello rory, its so lovely to hear from you
RORY: well the reason i called, is because i was wondering if i could bring a guest to dinner this friday?
EMILY: thats no problem, so who will you be inviting
RORY: jess
EMILY: oh... great then, i will see the four of you next friday
RORY: four of us?
EMILY: well rory, sweety, i have to go. i'll see you friday
RORY: yeah see you friday
(RORY GETS OFF THE PHONE)
RORY: four of us? did you invite anyone?
LOR: no, she said 4? maybe you just heard her wronge
RORY: no she spesificly said 4.
LOR: well i guess we'll see what she meant this friday. so why did you tell her jess was comeing
RORY: because he is
LOR: yes, but you didn't have to tell her that
RORY: well she would have found out eventually
LOR: or would she?
RORY: what are you talking about?
LOR: well, moms eye site has been failing
RORY: it has not
LOR: oh yes, i asked her to hand me my 7 up last week and she handed me your sprite
RORY: they look exactly the same
LOR: no, one had my red lips stick on it and the other had your pink lip gloss
RORY: so she handed you the wronge drink, i think she would reconize a person
LOR: i don't know
RORY: see reconizes us
LOR: for now
(COMMERSIALS)
(JESS AT ELDER GILMORE DOOR)
MAID: can i take your coat
(HANDS COAT)
JESS: is rory here yet?
MAID: i'm not sure, but everybody is waiting in the living room
(GOES TO LIVING ROOM AND SEES LOR AND EMILY)
JESS: hi, am i early?
EMILY: no your just on time, rory said she had to finish some stuff at the paper, she'll be here soon, can i get you a drink?
JESS: water please
(EMILY HANDS JESS WATER)
(LONG UNCOMFORABLE SILENCE)
LOR: so mom jess has been taking some college coarses at the local community college
EMILY: wow thats interesting, what are you taking
JESS: phylosiphy, advance algerabra trig, and psychology
EMILY: those are my favorite subjects, how are you liking them
JESS: oh there a blast (SEMI-SARCASTIC)
(RORY COMES IN)
RORY: hey, sorry i'm late
EMILY: oh its no problem, we are just waiting for someone then we will start dinner
LOR: and who might that be
(CHRIS COMES IN)
EMILY: hello chris would you like a drink
JESS: is that...
RORY: hey dad
JESS: this evening has taken a strange toll
RORY: dad i would like you to meet someone
(GETS UP WITH JESS)
RORY: this is jess, my boyfriend
(JESS TAKES CHRIS' HAND)
CHRIS: so where do you go to college?
JESS: excuse me (IN THE FAMOUS JESS WAY)
LOR: he takes a few college coarses at the community college
CHRIS: i think the man can talk for himself
JESS: (WHISPER TO RORY) oh this is fun
CHRIS: what was that
EMILY: oh look dinners ready
RORY: yeah dinner, dinner is good, i starving
LOR: me to, what smells so good
(AS EVIL EYES SORE AROUND THE ROOM WITH CHRIS AND JESS)
EMILY: lamb
(JESS STARTS TO GRAB A SEAT BY RORY AND CHRIS GRABS IT)
(FOOD COMES)
EMILY: so jess where are you working?
JESS: i work with my uncle for now
EMILY: your uncle, isn't that luke
LORILIE: yep thats him mom
(LATER THAT NIGHT)
(JESS AT GRANDPARENTS HOUSE)
LORILIE: wow that was good mom
(CHRIS JUST STARING DOWN JESS)
RORY: so dad didn't you read "mobey :)"
CHRIS: yeah in high school, it was my favorite
RORY: well what a coinsidence, its jess' favorite to
JESS: rory
RORY: isn't that one of your favorites
JESS: yeah i guess one of them
LORILIE: so you guys have someing in commen
CHRIS: oh joy
RORY: dad!
CHRIS: so lor isn't this the one that left numerous times
JESS: geez, can i talk to you out side rory
CHRIS: you know what we are in the middle of dinner, so no
JESS: thats so weird because it felt like i was talking to rory
RORY: i'm done achually
JESS: great
(THEY GET UP FROM THE TABLE)
CHRIS: i can't believe your letting rory go out with this jerk
LORILIE: well your not exactly being a saint either chris
EMILY: well isn't this just pleasent
(BACK OUT SIDE)
JESS: i can't believe this
RORY: jess, i didn't know my father was going to be here ok
JESS: you know i could be on my way to california right now
RORY: i know and if you wait until the end of dinner i can go to
JESS: well its the end can we go now
RORY: it is not, we still have dessert
JESS: well then can you eat real fast so we can get out of here
RORY: come on
JESS: is that a yes
RORY: thats an i'll try my best, with out getting my family suspicious
JESS: you know the lamb was not that bad, infact it all most made up for the critisizing
RORY: i know that was good, lets go back in ok
JESS: right behind you
(LOR, CHRIS, AND EMILY HAD MOVED INTO THE LIVING ROOM FOR DESSERT)
EMILY: we have pudding for dessert
JESS: your kidding me
LORILIE: pudding, i don't believe this
RORY: when have you ever had pudding in this house
EMILY: what are you talking about we have always had pudding in the house
LORILIE: objection
EMILY: excuse me
LORILIE: one time when i was eight, i was watching tv and i saw a commersial about pudding and when i asked you if we could get some you said you would never had that crap in the house
EMILY: lorilie i would never say such a thing when you were eight
LORILIE: no your right i was 9
EMILY: well it was probably that betty crocker stuff
LORILIE: and it scard me for life
JESS: thats some dramatic story
RORY: so thats why i was always force fed pudding
LORILIE: you were not force fed anything
RORY: when i was 10 you stole all my books and said i could only get them back if i ate a bowl of pudding
JESS: thats cruel
LORILIE: thats because all you ate were carrots and lettus
RORY: wow look at the time, i should really get going
LORILIE: yeah achually me too, see you next friday mom
EMILY: no lorilie your not, i am going to paris next week
LORILIE: yes! (SILENTLY) oh really mom have a good time
EMILY: i plan on it
(EVERYONE LEAVES)
RORY: (TO JESS) that was almost to easy
LORILIE: rory hon are you coming home this weekend
RORY: um no not exactly, i have tons of h/w and i would like to get it done before me and paris go to spring break in florida
LORILIE: your going agian this year?
RORY: it was such a blast last year so why not
LORILIE: ok well have fun and try not to kiss paris again
JESS: you kissed paris?
LORILIE: do you need a ride
RORY: no jess is going to drive me
LORILIE: oh ok talk to you later then
RORY: right later
(RORY AND JESS IN THE CAR)
JESS: so you lied, looks like there's another side to rory gilmore
RORY: i know i lied to my mother, i have never done that
JESS: why did you
RORY: because i thought she might have a problem with me going and i really didn't want to explain it to her in front of dad
JESS: well you can call her later and explain
RORY: yeah i think i'll do that
JESS: so you kissed paris?
(THE END)