Start Over

by yellownpunk

This is just what i think would have happened if jess came back for the 5th season and stayed. pls rr

7. Chapter 7

DISCLAMER- i own nothing

EPPY 7

( FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER)
EMILY: so naturally i grabbed the bell and rung it as hard as possible, i mean these people aren't being paid to sit in the laung and reminces about the last smallville eposode
LORILIE: wow mom, entreging story
RORY: now i know where mom gets her elaberating qualities
LORILIE: don't say that
(RORY SMILES)
EMILY: like being like me is such a horrible thing lorilie
LORILIE: its not horrible its just not true
EMILY: like it or not lorilie i am your mother you came out of me
LORILIE: eeew
RORY: well this dinner has taken a gross turn
EMILY: are we ready for dessert
LORILIE: i don't think i am hungry anymore
EMILY: oh lorilie stop it, we're all girls here
LORILIE: mom how many daceries did you have tonight
EMILY: no daceries
RORY: right, no you were drinking margaritas
EMILY: only 1 or 2
LORILIE: or 3 or 4
EMILY: oh please lorilie
LORILIE: don't try and fool me i saw you sneek those shots when you thought no one was looking
RORY: oh grandma
EMILY: lets take our dessert in the living room
LORILIE: (WISPERS TO RORY) cause thats were the liquor is
(OPENING CREDITS)

RORY: so grandma, theres something i have been meaning to tell you
EMILY: oh yeah whats that rory
LORILIE: here mom have another drink
EMILY: i'm fine lorilie
RORY: well grandma, you remember jess right
EMILY: how could i forget
RORY: well me and him are kinda serious now, achually really serious
EMILY: oh, well thats great rory, i guess
RORY: what i am trying to tell you is, me and jess are...
EMILY: engaged? oh my god lorilie how could you let this happen
RORY: it really wasn't her choise
EMILY: so you guys are engaged
RORY: achually... (LOOKING AT LORILIE KNODDING HER HEAD) yeah we're engaged
EMILY: and your happy about this?
RORY: very
EMILY: and theres no way to change your mind
LORILIE: believe me, mom i tryied
EMILY: so when is the wedding
RORY: i'm not sure
EMILY: well who is your wedding planner
RORY: i don't have one
EMILY: how can you not have a wedding planner you can't plan something as big as this and still keep up with your studies
RORY: well...
LORILIE: achually mom it just happened so there really wasn't time to do that stuff
EMILY: thats ok i'll take care of it
RORY: achually grandma
EMILY: don't you worry about that rory, now you guys better beat rush hour and i will call you on some ideas later rory
RORY: ok bye grandma
(THEY ARE OUTSIDE)
RORY: thanks alot
LORILIE: hey you know how mad i was, now imagine 3 times that mad
RORY: but she had alcohol in her
LORILIE: i know other wise it would have been 7 time
RORY: good thinking
LORILIE: are you comeing home
RORY: in a while
LORILIE: roght you have a husband to see
(RORY LOOKS AT HER STRANGE)
LORILIE: your right to weird to fast
RORY: ok see you later
( JESS' HOUSE)
JESS: hey (HE KISSES HER)
RORY: hey so how has your friday night
JESS: lonely
RORY: oh yeah, i'm sorry
JESS: yah well you always can make it up to me
RORY: not tonight, but how about tomorrow
JESS: oh you torture me
(HE KISSED HER AGAIN)
JESS: so how was dinner
RORY: oh you know same ol' same ol'
JESS: you didn't tell her
RORY: well i did kind of
JESS: what is that suppose to mean
RORY: it means you better rent a tux
JESS: rory!
RORY: and make it something my grandma would like
JESS: thats why we eloped so we wouldn't have to go though this big thing
RORY: no you should wait for her to pick it out
JESS: do i have to
RORY: it would mean a lot to her, and me, i always wanted a big wedding
JESS: no you didn't, you never had time to thing about that kind of stuff, you were the book worm
RORY: well your right, but i always wanted my mom there
JESS: ok
RORY: thank you so much, you won't regret it
JESS: so i guess your making that up for me tomorrow to right?
RORY: and all next week
JESS: i am a lucky man
RORY: i have to go
JESS: so soon
RORY: yes, i'm sorry, i'll see you later on tonight
JESS: ok bye
(LORILIE AND RORY WALKING TO LUKES THE NEXT DAY)
LORILIE: (DIFFICULTY SAYING) so hows jess?
RORY: is it really that hard
LORILIE: to be honest yes
RORY: he's fine, i called him last night to tell him i wouldn't be home
LORILIE: oh to weird
RORY: what its been 2 weeks
LORILIE: i know but my babies living with a boy
RORY: because i'm married to a boy, would you rather me marry a girl?
LORILIE: depends do you guys share the same shoe size
RORY: gross
LORILIE: well, you know i am a shoe-aholic, and i have been depribed from going shoe shopping because the income at the inn isn't going to well
RORY: oh still?
LORILIE: well its coming up, just not up enough to go shoe shopping
RORY: oh poor you, we can go shoe shopping today my treat
LORILIE: no honey you have an apartment to up keep with your... your
RORY: keep practicing
( LUKES)
LORILIE: so do you think jess told him yet
RORY: you mean you didn't tell him
LORILIE: well i just thought that maybe one of you might, youknow its been 2 weeks
RORY: oh my god, he's going to hate me for not telling him earlier
LORILIE: he won't hate you, he might kill jess, but he can never hate you
RORY: well thats comforting
(LUKE WALKS UP)
RORY: hey luke
LUKE: hey rory (THEN KISSES LORILIE), so rory i heard you moved
RORY: um yeah
LUKE: thats got to be great no curfew from yale, free as a bird
RORY: yep i love it
LUKE: so i was wondering if i could have your new address, i want to send you something
LORILIE: well shes right here why don't you just give it to her
LUKE: well birthday cards are always better sent
LORILIE: since when do you send b-day cards
LUKE: since now, i thought i'd try something not me
LORILIE: what happened to the luke danes i know
LUKE: he started dating you
LORILIE: don't i feel special
LUKE: so could i have it
RORY: um yeah, 143 Sanderson st.
LUKE: why does that seem familier
lorilie: um don't know, but i do know i need coffee
rory: me too
(LUKE GETS UP TO GET COFFEE POT)
RORY: that was close
LORILIE: your speaking to soon
LUKE: I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!
RORY: mom!
LORILIE: i'll be right back
(LORILIE WORK)
SOOKIE: so how is mr. and mrs. mariono
LORIILE: not funny
SOOKIE: ok come on what they did was so romantic, you have to admit
LORILIE: i really wanted to be there
SOOKIE: i know you did sweetie
LORILIE: but i guess i will go to the next one
SOOKIE: what are you talking about
LORILIE: oh didn't i tell you, rory tryed to tell emily that she eloped, but some how emily thought she got engaged
SOOKIE: oh no
LORILIE: oh yes, so take a guess who's planning the wedding
SOOKIE: emily
LORILIE: oh right you are, this should be fun, but i can't wait to see her in her wedding dress
SOOKIE: so have you been getting use to the fact your related to jess
LORILIE: god no, and now that i am dating luke it is so much weirder
SOOKIE: how is luke taking this?
LORILIE: well he didn't kill him
SOOKIE: so good
LORILIE: yeah good
(AT THE MARIONO'S APT.)
(JUST KISSING)
JESS: god i missed you
RORY: its only been only 2 days
JESS: i know weird right
RORY: yeah, however did you live without me for a year?
JESS: i have no clue
(GETTING MORE INTIMATE)
-ring-ring-ring-
RORY: i have to get that
JESS: just ignore it
RORY: ok
(ANSWERING MESSING PICKS UP)
-EMILY- rory its me,
(RORY GETS UP AND ANSWERS PHONE)
RORY: hi grandma
EMILY: oh hi rory, you sound out of breath
RORY: um, yeah i was unlocking the door when you called so i had to run in
EMILY: oh, well i thought of some ideas for the wedding
RORY: oh thats great
EMILY: and i was wondering if we could aRrange a time when you can come over and pick out some dates and places, for the wedding
RORY: does monday at 5 sound good?
EMILY: good for me, and why don't you bring your finoce along
RORY: i think he has to work grandma
EMILY: well working is good so maybe the next time we meet
RORY: next time?
EMILY: well yes ofcoarse rory making a wedding takes a lot of devotion
RORY: oh right
EMILY: well i have to go, but see you then
RORY: see you then
(TURNS TO JESS)
RORY: so where were we
JESS: you were just on the phone with your grandma
RORY: your right
(SHE SITS DOWN ON THE SOFA NEXT TO HIM)
RORY: how about now
JESS: ok
(THEY GO AT IT AGAIN)
(RORY RUNS INTO PARIS, WHEN GOING TO CLASS)
PARIS: wow haven't scene you in a while
RORY: yeah i know, how have you been
PARIS: good i guess for trying to work around incompetence
RORY: yeah got to hate that
PARIS: so what have you been up to lately
RORY: i'm getting married
PARIS: fine don't tell me, i have to go to class anyways, l8r
RORY: l8r
(JESS WALKING INTO LUKES)
LUKE: what are you doing here
JESS: and hello to you to
LUKE: well, i would have went for a welcome, you know if people didn't hide things from other ppl
JESS: i'm not hiding anything
(WALKING UPSTAIRS, WITH LUKE FOLLOWING)
LUKE: you, rory
JESS: oh yeah, me and rory eloped and now her grandmother is planning our wedding
(JESS IS NOW LOOKING FOR HIS CDS HE LEFT THERE)
LUKE: but your already married
JESS: but her grandmother doesn't know that
LUKE: so your going to wear a tux
JESS: no i was thinking of wearing my k-mart uniform (SARCASTICLY)
LUKE: and her grandmother knows she's marring you?
JESS: yes
LUKE: and she ok with this?
JESS: probably not
(starts to laugh)
JESS: i would ask why your laughing, but i find it pointless, i got to go
(jess starts to walk out)
(luke grabs his arm)
LUKE: you better take care of her
JESS: i will
(JESS LEAVES)
(AT ELDER GILMORE HOUSE)
RORY: hi grandma
EMILY: hi rory, come on in, so i was thinking about a day reception with a night time cerimony under the stars, i know thats completly backwards but thats in right now.
RORY: oh thats sounds glorgous
EMILY: yes but then you can have the wedding when the sun sets and the reception under the stars
RORY: that sounds great to
EMILY: well you have to pick something
RORY: why don't we sit down and go over our options
EMILY: that sounds like a good idea
(COMMERCIALS)
(RORY COMMING HOME)
---CELL PHONE RINGS---
RORY: hello
LORILIE: hey hon
RORY: hey, how was your day
LORILIE: oh you know, irritate michelle get irretable inn mates, same as always
RORY: poor you, but i bet i can beat that
LORILIE: not a chance
RORY: wedding planning at grandma house for 4 and a half hours
LORILIE: wow, you win, so what are you up to now
RORY: just going home, i have some h/w to finish up on
LORILIE: well, good luck with that hon
RORY: thz i got to go though i'm here
LORILIE: oh ok, don't forget to call mommy
RORY: never
LORILIE: ok bye
RORY: talk to you later
(AT HOME)
RORY: so anything you did today i can beat it, don't bet me cause you'll loose
JESS: i went to lukes then work, so no bet
RORY: lukes? and your still alive
JESS: yeah, so what are you doing now
RORY: h/w you
JESS: shower then bed
RORY: ok (GOES IN OTHER ROOM)
(COMES RIGHT BACK OUT)
RORY: 2 weeks and we have already become an old married couple
JESS: i am not getting old
RORY: but we are
JESS: i'm taking a shower care to join me
RORY: i really have to finish my h/w, we start being young first thing tomorrow moring
JESS: i have work, after noon?
RORY: school, night i have h/w
JESS: and i have a night shift, i'm free next saturday
RORY: this is so bad, we have to arrange times to be newlyweds
JESS: well it was fun while it lasted
RORY: saturdays good
JESS: until then
(FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER)
EMILY: oh rory i picked out the perfect color for your dress
LORILIE: what is white to out of date
EMILY: no lorilie, she going to wear white but as it so happeneds there are 200 shades of white
LORILIE: where have i heard that before
EMILY: so what would you guys like to drink
RORY: cola plz
LORILIE: i'll have a glass of red mom
(EMILY HANDS THEM THERE DRINKS)
RORY: what colors were you thinking of grandma
EMILY: off white or pearl while
LORILIE: now, rory choose carfully because believe it or not there is a huge difference (SARCASTICLY)
RORY: well, i'm not really sure
EMILY: well of coarse your not, you don't know how the color will look on you but the dresses are comeing in tomorrow, so why don't you come over and try them on
RORY: achually grandma i have plans tomorrow
EMILY: you have plans all day tomorrow?
RORY: yeah, me and jess never really get to spend time together to we arranged for tomorrow
EMILY: well these people need answers by tomorrow rory
RORY: well maybe you should have asked if i was free before you made the plans
EMILY: rory! that tone was un called for
LORILIE: mom can't she just come in sunday
RORY: grandma i'm sorry its just that i still have school,work and then i have so spend time with my mom and husband... future husband
EMILY: well maybe you should have thought about that before you ran off and got engaged
(EMILY WALKS OUT)
(LORILIE AND RORY WALKING OUTSIDE)
LORILIE: well that was bad
RORY: yeah she shouldn't have done that, don't you think
LORILIE: rory, her doing this whole wedding planning thing, is her hiding her real feelings about your recent desidion
RORY: i don't see why it has to be such a big deal
LORILIE: rory honey, you have just invited a new person into this crazy gilmore family, and mrs. gilmore is dealing with it the best she can
RORY: i better get home
LORILIE: your not going to visit me this weekend
RORY: i can't i better spend some time with jess now so that tomorrow i can try on some dresses
LORILIE: your a good grandaughter
RORY: to good, be sure and tell her that
LORILIE: if i told her she wouldn't lissen
RORY: true, i'll call you
LORILIE: ok bye sweetie
(RORYS AT HOME)
RORY: jess i have to cancel tomorrow
JESS: no you can't we had plans
RORY: no i have to, i have to try on dresses for grandma
JESS: funny i thought you in the dress would be for me
RORY: well that to
JESS: come on we're already married, just don't go
RORY: you should have seen how mad she got
JESS: your deffinetly not going to cancel?
RORY: well you could make a time traveling machine so that i can do both
JESS: i could, but that would take up so much time
RORY: oh right
JESS: if your not bussy now mrs. mariono, we can
(HE KISSES HER)
RORY: oh good plan
(RORY BRINGS COFFEE AND DANISHED TO GRANDMA)
RORY: grandma, i'm so sorry about yesturday, i was just stressed out about school and everything
EMILY: that doesn't give you a reason to talk to me that way
RORY: i know it doesn't, but i brought coffee and pastries
EMILY: come on in
RORY: so the dresses did come
EMILY: well ofcoarse they did?
RORY: oh i thought you might have cancelled them, because you thought i wasn't coming
EMILY: no, i knew you'd come
RORY: but how? i told you i wasn't
EMILY: because your a good grandaughter
RORY: you've been talking to my mom haven't you
EMILY: so she passed down her panaoidness
---knock---knock---knock---
(RORY ANSWERS THE DOOR TO SEE LORILAI AT THE DOOR WAY)RORY: mom what are you doing here
LORILIE: oh i was just in the neighborhood
EMILY: come on in lorilie your drink is ready
LORILIE: oh great
RORY: consperisisys
LORILIE: so paranoid
EMILY: come along rory
RORY: (to lorilie) what are you doing here
LORILIE: my only child being fit for wedding dresses, you achually think i would miss that
RORY: well i'm glad you didn't
(END OF EPPY)