Dark-Kitty: Whelp…looks like another chapter…yeah…so…. disclaimer…. that's your cue….
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It had taken a while to revive Malfoy from his coma-like state. It had taken even longer to force a halfhearted apology out of Wren. But luckily for her and Danny the nurse wouldn't tell any professors and Malfoy would keep his mouth shut. It took a bit of persuasion to have the blond brat stay quiet though. Once they had all settled into their seats again it had fallen into an uncomfortable sighlence. That is until Hermione spoke up.
"How did you know that spell?" she asked, "It's only taught in seventh year DADA."
"I got bored and started reading." Was Wrens reply as she gave a light shrug.
Hermione wasn't convinced.
"But only seventh year students can get those books." She argued.
Envy hadn't thought about that before. At the time he had stolen the book when the shop owner refused to sell it to him.
"My older brother gave them to me." Wren quickly lied.
"What's his name?" Asked Harry.
Wren scowled as she thought up another name. It was getting old, very quickly.
"Greg." She replied bluntly.
Wrath suddenly fell off his seat laughing. Envy kept a straight face and glared daggers at the mini sin. Yet on the inside he was laughing just as much. They both knew who Envy was referring to as their 'older' brother.
/If Greed ever comes back, I gotta tell him about this. / Wrath thought to himself as his laughter diminished into stifled giggles.
"What's so funny?" Ron asked, completely confused by the younger boys sudden outburst.
"NOTHING! Its nothing, just a…um, an inside joke." Danny lied poorly.
Harry and Ron didn't seem to notice but Hermione had, and so did Wren. She smacked him across the head lightly.
"You're getting careless." She whispered loud enough so only Danny could hear.
The rest of the train ride went pretty smoothly. There was a slight bump though when they decided to change into their robes when the train neared its destination. Wren had started to strip but stopped when she noticed three Griffindor's staring at her.
"What?" she asked as she let go of her shirt and let it fall back into place on her body.
"What? Oh come on it's nothing you haven't seen before, right?" she asked.
"…"
"Right?"
"…"
"Oh my god…" she groaned as she smacked her forehead.
She then dragged Hermione to another compartment while mumbling about stupid virgins and their stupid virgin ways. Harry and Ron gawked at the door a bit before turning to Danny. He was pulling off his socks. They then looked at each other and shrugged.
After about 15 minutes Wren and Hermione re-entered the room dressed in their robes.
When they arrived Harry was relived to find that both Wren and Danny could see the Threshold's (I don't know what there called) also.
"What are those?" Wren asked as she pointed at what seemed to be nothing to Ron.
"You can see them?"
"Yes, Danny can you see it?"
Danny nodded wide-eyed.
"Who did you see die?" Harry asked solemnly.
Wren blinked, then broke out into a devious grin.
"Oh, I've seen many people die. So has Danny." She said wickedly.
"Aw, I wish I could see them." Ron whined as Harry glared daggers at him.
It was Danny's turn to speak.
"I don't think," A confident smirk crossed his face, "you'd be able to stomach it."
At that Wren and Danny climbed into a carriage and took their leave.
Hermione, Ron, and Harry stared blankly at the carriage as it rode towards the large castle.
"I swear, those two are going strait to Slytherin." Ron said bluntly.
"Shut up Ron." Harry and Hermione said in union as they climbed into their own carriage.
Ron followed shortly after asking them what had he said to make them angry like that.
Wrath had been a little shocked to see the castle looming up infront of them. Envy just put on a bored expression and stared out the window. When they reached the castle doors a stern looking old woman greeted them. She was wearing a crooked hat and thin glasses that sharpened the look in her eyes. She wore emerald green robes that just barley hit the floor, and her wand stuck slightly over the brim of her deep pockets.
"Ah, you must be Danny and Wren." she said crisply.
This woman was different from the other professors they had already met. Dumbledoor and Hagrid were so kind it made Envy sick. Snape was just plain rude and it made Wrath want to transmute his mouth onto his ass. But this one reminded them of Dante. The resemblance in their attitude was uncanny.
"This way, you will be sorted separately."
"Sorted?" Wren cocked an eyebrow.
"Yes, into one of the four houses. Griffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin." She seemed to emphasize the last house darkly.
Envy had heard about the different houses from the true on the train. Griffindor was for the brave and the lady that was currently giving them instructions was the head of that house. Envy had such a problem with paying attention. Anyways he found out that Hufflepuff was for the ones with brains and a Professor Flitwick (whoever the real house leader person is, I don't know) was the head of that house. Ravenclaw was for the cunning, and he couldn't remember who the head of that house was. And last but not least, he got an earful about Slytherin. By Ron's description, Slytherin was for the 'dog tongue eating, evil incarnate bastareds'. And that their evil cult was lead by professor Grease Overload (a.k.a Snape).
Envy was snapped out of his thoughts when the professor sent something in his direction.
"Huh, wha?" He should really start pay more attention.
"I said when we announce you, you will come through the doors and be sorted." She snapped.
Envy and Wrath were waiting patiently outside the large doors to the grand hall. There were occasional shouts of a house name and then applause after that. About five minutes into the sorting Envy and Wrath had gotten bored. So just to pass the time they started to spar, but playfully only. Envy then the school was at risk of being demolished. Wrath had Envy entangled in a mess of transmuted spikes when the shouting and applauding stopped. Dumbledoor's voice rang through the Great Hall clearly as he said the usual routines.
"The Forbidden Forest is off limits to students," He said, "And Hogsmead is open to third years and up, with a permission slip of course."
Envy and Wrath pushed their ears up against the thick doors to listen.
"Forbidden eh? We might as well check it out." Envy said with a devious grin.
"We now have a special announcement to make." Dumbledoor said as he scanned over the room, all the students eager to know what the big announcement was.
"I am proud to introduce our new students, they will start in higher grades that first years, so I hope you will all treat them with respect and help them along." His eyes lingered on the Slytherin table for a moment.
And that was their cue.
The door opened with a bang and all eyes focused on the two people shadowed in the doorway.
"Danny, Sin." McGonagall read from her list.
Harry could only see the out lines of the siblings because they hadn't come all the way through the door, so shadows engulfed them. He could, however, make out Danny liking up at his sister, and Wren nodding slightly. He then moved forward. As he walked up to the front of the hall he could feel the eyes of all the students burning holes in him, when he reached the stool he involuntarily flinched when McGonagall set the old hat on his head. It slipped past his eyes and smelled strongly of mothballs. This was all amplified for him. He started thinking up pretty foul things about the stupid hat, but was startled when someone (or something) answered back.
/You know, that isn't very nice. /
/Who are you/ Wrath asked in confusion.
/Why, I'm the hat upon your head./ It replied.
/Got a name/
/No…/
/What are you here/
/I don't know…/
/Aren't you supposed to be sorting or something/ Wrath loved to mess with people.
There was a brief pause before the hat started up again.
/Behind the wrath, you have a good heart; you've kept yourself in isolation. But behind that you have a great deal of courage, you would do anything to help your older brother, yes/
/Don't tell./
/I know just were to put you…/
"GRIFFINDOR!" The hat shouted and was lifted off the boy's head.
The table on the far right erupted with applause as Wrath hesitantly walked over to were Harry Ron and Hermione were sitting.
"Wren, Sin."
The hall fell sighlent again as Envy walked into the spotlight. All eyes were on her, and some on other parts that aren't going to be mentioned. When Envy constructed the form he was using he hadn't been thinking about looks at the time, just to get a form that looked vaguely like him, but maybe the opposite gender or something. He hadn't made the breasts over the top, but they weren't small. He hadn't made the hips to inviting; all in all he just looked like a normal teenage girl. Cut the fact that he didn't add any color to his skin or changed his voice, or the basic shape of his face and how it usually looked. But it was different, he didn't really look like him, but he did…did that even make sense?
Anyways, all eyes were on him and he was stumped to find any reason why, except the fact that he was supposed to be the center of attention. As he walked up to the stool were he would be sorted he quickly snuck a glance at the teachers table. And sure enough he met eyes with Snape. He was giving him a cold stare, similar to the FullMetal brat, but who cared.
He scowled as the hat was placed on his head and nauseating smells overwhelmed his sharpened senses.
/Damn hat needs a bath, or something./
/Oh great, another insulting one./ A small voice whispered.
/Who the hell are you and what the fuck are you doing inside my head/
/ I'm on your head to sort you into a house that suites you best, but I cant tell from here which one would make you feel more at home./
/Why don't you just put me with my brother and get this over with…/
/You have many Slytherin qualities, you could do 'great things' if I were to put you in that house./
/And you would be put out of commission for good if you don't put me with my brother./
/I could tell this whole room who you really are, 'Monster Envy.'/
/And if that's the case, as you wish, I 'will' crush you./
The students all short confused glances at each other as the new girl held a furious look on her face as she sighlently held a conversation with the sorting hat. Harry looked at Ron and Hermione and they just looked back at him.
There attention then turned to Danny, in hopes that he could explain what might be going on.
"Hey Danny, why does your sister look like she's about to kill something?" Ron whispered to Wrath.
Wrath hadn't taken his eyes off Envy. One: He was getting noticeably furious about something, and that was never good. Two: If he got too mad he would revert back to his original form, and then kill every one and every thing in sight (that includes hats). And Three: revert back to one and two.
"That hat was kind of annoying, Wren tends to have low tolerance for those kinds of things." He said shakily, "And if I say duck, I mean it, duck." He added as an after thought.
Envy was fuming. The nerve that stupid inatamite object had! That is why things like hats were not supposed to talk or look inside your head. After a bit of arguing the hat finally gave in and promised to let her be in Griffindor.
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/So now I shall place you in…/
…SLYTHERIN!
Envy gapped as applause from the Slytherin table echoed across the large dining room. He then ripped that hat off and glared at it, seething with fire burning in his eyes.
"You kept your promise, I'll keep mine." He hissed as the seem of the fabric started ripping from the unwanted pressure the sin was putting on it.
And suddenly the hat screamed out….
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Dark-Kitty: Because that would be awesomely great of you! Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter…sorry about the delay…I needed some more ideas….so yeah…next one will be out……when………I CAN THINK UP SOMETHING ELSE!
Ah yes, and now the deciding of the DADA teacher…who oh who shall it be? THAT WOULD BE UP TO YOU PEOPLE!
Please send in your ideas because…um….that would be cool……OH YEAH! And just to let you people know…that I will be bringing back the homunculi…. because im the author…of this fanfic…. and I just have that kind of power!
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