Dark-Kitty: Well…thanks for all the reviews! Some were informing me of things that I might have screwed up on, and others just told me to hurry the hell up…well I would like to say thank you to Bloody Cross who got me all straightened out with the houses as their teachers! So thank you muches!

Dark-Kitty: AH YES! I have also come up with an idea for the DADA teacher. You all remember on the last chapter, at the bottom were I said that I indeed would be bringing back the five sins that had died right? Well, the first one to be resurrected shall be that teacher, but for the time being Dumbledoor shall be a substitute…because I have the power to make him like that! YAY FOR INTERNET… disclaimer, that's your cue…

Disclaimer: Dark-Kitty doesn't own FMA or HP…or any other random crap she throws into this story…yeah…

Dark-Kitty: ENJOY! Oh yeah, and I'll be referring to Envy, as Envy unless somebody is addressing him! Okay? OKAY!

"IMPOSTER!" the hat screamed in panic.

Envy quickly dropped the sorting hat, his eyes wide with shock. He turned his head to look at the crowd of students watching him, and yet, they hadn't heard what the hat had said. He laughed nervously as it hit him.

/I hate mind reading hats./ Envy thought bitterly as he slumped over to the Slytherin table.

But once he sat down he put on a smug confident look. If he were sulking, that would be a sign of defeat. And there was no way in hell that a goddamned hat would defeat Envy. But the worst part of it was, that he was sitting right next to that Slytherin boy,

/what was his name? M-Malfoy…or something like that./

He really ought to pay attention more. The blond Slytherin shot him a nasty look but turned his attention back to the front of the Great Hall as Dumbledoor started to speak again.

"I am sorry to say that we couldn't find a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher in time, so until that problem is solved…"

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and practically the whole school leaned forwards in anticipation as the headmaster lingered on his last words.

"I will be teaching the class, and now without further a do." He clapped his hands and food sprung up all over the tables.

Envy just looked away in disgust. He didn't need to eat like these pathetic humans that surrounded him. It was aggravating, that he would be sharing a room with the snot nosed little brats they call first years. Or maybe they separated the rooms by grade. There were only eight fifth years so that would mean he would at least get a bit of peace. Well it was a hope anyways.

Wrath just stared over at the Slytherin table with a hurt expression. He knew it was out of character for a homunculi to feel any emotion but he just couldn't help himself. For the past five years Envy hadn't left his side, only to go out and keep updated on things. But that always lasted for about a half an hour. The day Dumbledoor had come Envy had been away longer than usual. It had scared Wrath to death, thoughts of the military capturing him and torturing him into telling were he was. Or worse, just letting him die, and then he would be all alone. Wrath shuddered at the thought as he looked down at his empty plate.

"You okay mate?" Ron asked Wrath as he noticed the boy wasn't eating.

Wrath just nodded and continued to stare down at his reflection in the spotless tableware.

"Here try the pumpkin juice." Harry said as he handed over a full cup.

Wrath just glared and pushed it away.

"Hey now," Hermione snapped, "You need to eat something or you'll get sick."

"Not hungry." He mumbled as he turned away from the enraged prefect.

Wrath was also starting to get a bit irritated by the nosy Griffindors. They were always trying to force something on one another. He was starting to get angry too, and when he lived up to his name, he could be dangerous.

"Hm, okay what ever you say mate, just don't come to us when your half starved." Ron

said bitterly as he turned back to his own meal.

After the feast all the students were lead back to they dorms by the head prefect. And this just made things worst for Envy. Malfoy happened to be the only one with the password at the time, and he obviously didn't like him very much. He had gotten he first years to a crying and kicking stage until he had finally let them in. And this had created a monster headache for Envy.

"Damn that little…" He trailed off as he stepped into the fifth year room for the girls.

Envy looked around the unoccupied room, examining his assigned den for the year. It was roughly circular, containing six twin beds arranged like spokes on a wheel, around a coal heater. Each had heavy green curtains, currently drawn to display neatly made beds, and stood on matching thick carpets. A trunk sat on the floor at the foot of each bed, and a nightstand was set on one side of the head, against the wall. The tapestries covering said wall were predominantly green. There was just one gap in all the green, on the other side of the room

"I guess there is only six girls in fifth year." He mumbled as he walked over to were his trunk had been placed. This just happened to be right next to the window. Envy smirked a bit, he could easily get out that way and inspect the whole area of Hogwarts that night. Things were starting to look up for him, infact if he really wanted to he could go pay Wrath a midnight visit from time to time. Envy smiled at this and sat down on his bad and began casting random warding spells so that no one could rig it while he was away.

Wrath was absolutely pissed. Not only did he have to share a dorm with Harry and Ron, he also was stuck with the school clown Neville Longbotum. His ears were to large for his head and he had enormous buckteeth that made Wrath want to snap them off. Everybody was always cheery in one way or another. This also bugged him. But once he got a glimpse out of the window his mood generously increased. He could easily sneak out at night and check out what all there was to see at the school. Heck he could set up traps for the teachers.

Harry and Ron looked over a bit concerned when Danny started snickering and rubbing his hands together as his eyes flashed deviously.

"I swear that kids loony." Ron mumbled as he started unpacking his things.

Wrath just ignored the comment and though sighlently to himself that revenge was better served cold. And so forth, he plotted what he would do for the rest of the night.

The large clock in the green draped room chimed eleven, and the even breathing patterns of the girls gave a dead give away that they were all sleeping. Envy sighlently slipped out of bed and stealthfully made his way across the room. When he reached the door, he let the 'oh so familiar' light pass over his body as he turned himself into a common mouse.

He then scurried over to a small crack that made the gap between the floor and the door a bit bigger. So with little effort Envy squeezed through and then changed back. But this time not into Wren, but into himself.

He had ditched the window idea, for he didn't exactly like pain that much. And the fact that he didn't feel like dropping a couple stories out of a castle window so he had finally decided to just sneak out the old fashioned way. Well his way to say the least.

As he was about to emerge from the shadows that concealed his form a slight stirring in the common room made his blood freeze and his movements stop dead all together. But luckily for him once again, he was at the top of the staircase so he could easily change back without being noticed. As he changed back into Wren something went horribly wrong.

Whomever the person was who was sitting down in the common room at eleven at night just HAPPENED to have good hearing. And to make matters worst, Envy's transformation wasn't always the quietist thing in the world.

"Who's there?" Came the voice of someone Envy knew all too well.

"My ears hath not drunk at least a hundred words from his tongue, and yet, I know thy voice as if it were the sun itself." Envy murmured sarcastically. (Yeah , yeah I know it ain't exact, but come on people. At least I try…kind of…)

When he had only been three years old (after being turned into a homunculi) Envy had snuck in to see the premier of William Shakespeare's, Romeo and Juliet. Yes he was that old and wasn't ashamed to admit it either.

"I said who's there?" Came the voice of non other than Draco Malfoy. (NO im not pairing them together)

Obviously Envy had been careless enough to get caught, and now there was no use backing out of it so he did the only thing reasonable. He threw a random insult at the blond haired egomaniac.

"So you're an insomniac AND a pure blood, doesn't that mean your tainted in other possible ways?"

"What the hell?" Replied Malfoy as he stood up from his seat and faced the transfer student.

"What the hell did you just say to me?"

"You know, I should start calling you a fagget," Envy said smoothly as he let his eyes trail down to Malfoys shirt, which seemed to have had something white spilt on it during the feast, "Seeing that you have white stuff all over your shirt! My, my who would have guessed, a pure blooded pig that's gay."

Malfoy just stared in shock. Nobody in his life had ever said anything as atrocious as that to him. He couldn't even think of a good come back to that. So he just stood there mouth a gape at her boldness.

"Oh and please close your mouth, because one; I don't want to see the remains of your little love fest, " She said as she pointed to the white splotch on his shirt, "and two; your breath smells like road kill crawled up your ass and decided to blow the stench out the opposite way."

Malfoy growled as he stood and strode over to were the wench was standing.

"Eat this bitch." He snarled as he backhanded her.

Envy was stunned. Nobody had ever slapped him before, he was mostly used to death threats and the slitting of his throat. But never, had anyone just walked up and slapped him across the face. Male or Female.

This deathly pissed him off. He brought his hand up to rest on the small bruise that was forming on his cheek. Shadows cast over his eyes as his hand ran down the red mark that was imprinted there.

Luckily for Malfoy a group of Slytherin girls had woken up from their little squabble and had witnessed his disrespectful gesture. With a feral growl the girls made their presence noticed as they stepped into the common room and surrounded the blond Slytherin.

Each on of them had an enraged glint in their eyes as they all raised their hands.

Wrath sat up in bed, images of his dream rushed through his mind as he sat on his bed dazed for a few moments. After a while he just shrugged his shoulders and slipped out of bed with out a sound. He maneuvered his way towards the open window and sighlently slipped past Harry and Ron's bed.

When he reached the window he took a glance down and noticed how easy this was. He smirked as he brought himself into a sitting position on the windowsill.

The ledge below was only a few meters away, if he really felt like it he could just make the jump and break a couple bones. Or he could use the wooden planks that stuck out ever so slightly from each window. And so he made his decision and leapt. He did a few back flips and landed on the nearest windowsill. Back flipping instantly off that one he landed on the next one down. A couple of seconds later he found himself pertched on top of a globe like roof.

"This," He whispered, "has got to be the easiest break out I've ever done."

A smirk broke across his seemingly young face as he propelled himself down the side of the castle and caught one of the larger ledges and swung himself in through the open window. He landed with a soft thud; he raised his head and took in his surroundings as he bounded off in all different directions. This had to be the quickest way to learn his way around the school, and to find some good hiding spots while he was at it.

As he made his way around he stopped infront of a large portrait of a snake that had a passageway next to it.

/I wonder were this goes/ Wrath thought to himself as he slowed his pace and walked slowly down the green lined corridor.

A sudden noise made him stop and hide himself as best he could. For a person had just emerged from a large portrait. A girl strode by him, not noticing his presence and mumbling something incoherently. And yet she stopped about a few feet away from him and spoke up softly.

"Come out, come out were ever you are." The girl was no longer unknown.

Her voice dripped with malice no matter how softly she spoke. And only one person could match the sound of her voice.

Wrath immediately jumped out of his hiding spot and latched himself around Envy's waste with a smile.

"Hey there kiddo," Envy said as a smile stretched across his still feminine features. The light passed over his body as he turned back into himself.

His emerald hair still cast an eerie shadow over his face. He wasn't in his usual garments, but rather in a pair of checkered PJ bottoms and a loose fitting black shirt. His smile seemed a bit forced as Wrath looked up at him.

They had moved into the main hall and were standing by one of the open as Wrath told Envy about a strange dream that he had, not to mention the fact that he had actually fallen asleep.

Envy had suddenly stopped and Wrath had crashed into him. The kid looked up at Envy with a worried expression.

"Envy? Envy are you okay?" Wrath asked as Envy turned around.

Envy slowly turned around and met Wrath with a cold hard stare as his hair lifted out of the way of his face. The moonlight cast a pale light onto his complexion making it seem as if he were glowing. Wrath let a small gasp escape his lips as he saw the bruise that lined his brothers cheek bone. They both stared at each other for a moment before either of them said anything.

Envy had decided to break the silence in the end.

"Wrath," He said smoothly as he set his hand lightly on top of the boy's head, "You are one weird child." He then broke out into his trademark grin and mused his hair.

With that said Envy turned at started walking down towards the Great Hall. As they made their way stealthfully towards their destination Envy spoke up again.

"Hey, you remember that blond fag that attacked us on the train?"

"Yeah what about him?"

"Would you like to know why were at the Great Hall?" Envy suddenly stopped causing Wrath to crash into him once again.

"Yeah why?"

"That kid," Envy said as he took a left down an unfamiliar corridor, "needs to learn some respect, and I know just the way to do it." He grinned deviously as they reached a large portrait of a basket of fruit.

Before the two of them had exited the car at Kings Cross Station, Envy had overheard the twins talking about the school kitchen. And something about tickling a pear being turned into tickling an orange.

"Lets just say, what if a bunch of food coloring managed to find its way into his hair during the middle of the night?" Envy said as he walked over to the orange that was painted.

"If that were to happen, I would laugh really, really hard." Wrath replied with an amused look on his face as Envy reached out and started to…tickle?…the orange.

"Hey what are you doing?" He asked.

Suddenly Envy transformed back into Wren and twisted a doorknob that had appeared out of thin air.

"Welcome to the kitchens little bro." He said as he pulled back and the painting swung open and reveled a very disturbing sight.

Little creatures bustled about, cleaning, cleaning and doing even MORE cleaning. Wrath just gawked at the scene. Then one of them wobbled over to the two students standing in the doorway.

"Is there something's that you'ses would like's sir and ma'am's?" Asked a large eyed, squashed nose, utterly horrid looking little thing.

"Yes, would you get us some of your craziest looking food coloring." Envy said as if he hadn't just seen what he did.

A popping noise was heard as the little goblin like thing disappeared then repapered holding three small flasks of what seemed to be a repulsive looking (and smelling) food dye.

Envy reached out and took the three bottles and bid his thanks, then turned around and closed the door.

"Did you just see that?" Wrath asked as he stared at the painting that now sat infront of were the entrance had been.

"Yes," Envy replied as he sly smirk crossed his features (he turned back into himself after the house elf's had closed the door), "Now, lets go show that little git what happens when people mess with homunculi."

With that the two sins strode off towards their new destination as thoughts of enraged poka-dotted fagots trying to strangle them popped into their minds. The two of them snickered sighlently as they jumped out the nearest window and started scaling the walls for that one open window that led to the Slytherin Girls dormitories.

As they found the window and successfully got in the room Wrath and Envy searched the room for any signs of the girls awake. When they found none they slipped through the door and across the hall to the boys room. When they managed to get in they turned to see none other than…

A CLIFFHANGER!

Dark-Kitty: -cackles like a maniac- wow I am soooo evil!….anyways, please post your reviews because that would be utterly awesome!