DISCLAMER- i own nothing

EPPY 9 (HE CHANGED!)
(LORILIE AND RORY THERE HOUSE)
LORILIE- damn desk
RORY- its not the desks' fault you can't see, why don't you just put your glasses on
LORILIE- no glasses are for nerds,
RORY- very mature of you, i'll make sure lane knows you said that
LORILIE- no glasses seem to look fine on everybody else just not me
RORY- i see
LORILIE-besides, i'm sure i left my contacts in this dware, damn dware!
RORY- your going to kill yourself looking for them, why don't you just wear your glasses to find your contacts
LORILIE- i could do that, but you never know when those poperoties come out and take random photos
RORY- you just live in your own little world don't you
LORILIE- and happy to be here
RORY- (AFTER A WHILE OF LOOKING) come on we're going to be late
LORILIE- ha i found them, no thats a candy wrapper
RORY- you know you probably passeed them up about a million times
LORILIE- i got them, no...
(OPENING CREDITS)
( LUKES)
LORILIE- you know we could have them misteriously disappear and then there money would go to me and then i could offord your college tuition
RORY- do you achually think they would leave their money to you
LORILIE- your right
RORY- besides jess said he had everything under control
LORILIE- yeah but you know how that is
RORY- no i don't please tell me
LORILIE- never mind
RORY- he's changed
LORILIE- i know! i know! you've told me SO MANY TIMES
RORY- Well its about time you realize that
LUKE- what can i get you
RORY- pancakes, pickels and coffee
LUKE- your not serious?
LORILIE- achually i even think thats gross
RORY- really?
LORILIE- no, i'll have the same
(LUKE KISSES HER)
LORILIE- what makes me so lucky
LUKE- just had to kiss you before you ate that crap
( THE ELDER GILMORE HOUSE)
EMILY- Richard are you sure this is a good idea
RICHARD- no i liked the yellow for the hallway
EMILY- you know i'm not talking about that
RICHARD- oh you mean rory
EMILY- well yes, i don't want her to completely draw out of our lives
RICHARD- knowing rory, i know she'll make the right desidion
EMILY- i don't know, i'm not willing to risk it
RICHARD- well you have no choise
EMILY- like hell i do
RICHARD- what are you saying
EMILY- leave
RICHARD- you can't kick me out of my own house
EMILY- i just did, now leave
( THE DINER) (LORILIE IS CHECKING HER MESSAGES)
LORILIE- your grandmother called
RORY- oh yeah? what did she say?
LORILIE- she wants us to meet her at her place at 3
RORY- why?
LORILIE- i don't know
RORY- well i should get back home, i'll meet you there?
LORILIE- you bet
(RORY LEAVES)
( LANE'S)
LANE- you have to talk to Bryan some time
ZACK- the man is dead to me lane
LANE- so what our band is destroyed because you can't get along with his girl friends
ZACK- his ghetto cheerleading girl friend lane, the man is dead
LANE- how are you guys going to be able to live in the same apt
ZACK- you guys? who is you guys?
LANE- you guys share a room
ZACK- who?
LANE- you and Bryan
ZACK- the man is dead
LANE- (GIVING UP) fine want a soda?
ZACK- sure what kind do we have
LANE- pepsi, diet coke, sprite, and ginger ale
ZACK- to many choises
LANE- what are you talking about
ZACK- how can you expect me to settle on one, when i might not like it
LANE- oh k
(GOES INTO BRYANS ROOM)
LANE- fix this, i'm out
BRYAN- where are you going
LANE- for a walk, and i'm not coming back until you guys figure this out
(RORY COMES HOME)
RORY- jess, i'm home, are you there
(WALKS AROUND THE APT.)
RORY- hello!
(SEES NOTE ON THE TABLE)
(COMMERSIALS)
(IN THE FRONT YARD OF ELDER GILMORE HOUSE)
LORILIE- rory honey whats wronge
RORY- lets go inside
LORILIE- rory sweetie, you need to tell me whats wronge
RORY- we're late mom, we should get inside
(RORY RINGS DOOR BELL AND MAID ANSWERS)
MAID- hello, how can i help you
LORILIE- yes were here to see, my mom, emily gilmore
MAID- right this way, just wait here in the living room she'll be right down
(THEY SIT ON THE COACH)
LORILIE- rory you can't hide any secrets from mommy
RORY- i'll tell you later
EMILY- i'm glad you could come, i have asked you to come over today because i would like to reconsider what Richard has requested
LORILIE- what are you talking about?
EMILY- rory i will pay for your schooling if you still come to dinner every friday night dinners and keep us informed on your life
LORILIE- wow mom is dad ok with this
EMILY- not at all, but its my desidion not his
RORY- i don't think that is going to work out
LORILIE- rory honey what are you talking about, this is what you wanted
RORY- yes it was wasn't it, i also wanted my husband to be exepted by my family as well, but things don't work out as expected do they
EMILY- lorilie what is she talking about
RORY- he's gone, ok, he wanted me to go to yale, he needed me to go to yale, and now he's gone and i couldn't be more miserable, so thank you so very much grandma and grandpa
EMILY- why did you say husband
LORILIE- oh you know when you get that close to the wedding it becomes natural
RORY- no, you know thats not why i said it
LORILIE- rory honey do you think now is a good time to tell her
RORY- its as good as ever, grandma, when jess came over for friday night dinner 2 months ago, we went to LA, and you know what we got married, but non of that matters now because he's gone, i have to go, thankz for the invite grandma
LORILIE- rory!
(RORY LEAVES)
LORILIE- some how i think you had something to do with this (SARCASTIC WITH ANGER)
EMILY- that boy left so many times how can you blame me
LORILIE- gee i don't know just seemed like something you would do
EMILY- you have to believe me lorilie, i had nothing to do with this
LORILIE- and dad, what about him
EMILY- what about him
LORILIE- where is he
EMILY- on a trip
LORILIE- oh really
EMILY- yes, i kicked him out this morning so he left on a trip
LORILIE- i need to catch up with rory, have a nice day (sarcasticly)
(THEY MEET OUT SIDE)
LORILIE- oh thank god you didn't leave, your in no condition to drive
RORY- (starting to cry) i can't find my keys
LORILIE- oh honey their in your hand
RORY- oh look there they are, looks like i'll go senile before you
LORILIE- let me drive you home babe
RORY- what about my car
LORILIE- we'll pick it up tomorrow
RORY- ok thanks
LORILIE- so do you want to spend the night by my house tonight
RORY- yeah, god luke must hate me, i am taking away all your together time
LORILIE- he could never hate you,
(THEY LEAVE)
(LORILIE DROPS RORY OFF AT HOME AND PICKS UP TAKE OUT)
(LORILIE WALKS INTO LUKES)
LORILIE- so luke when are you free
LUKE- what for a date?
LORILIE- more like a funeral
LUKE- whos?
LORILIE- your nephews
LUKE- what the hell did he do this time
LORILIE- he left luke, again i thought you said he changed
LUKE- he did this has to be a mistake, he loves rory he wouldn't leave her
LORILIE- well he did and i swear to god luke i'll kill him
LUKE- not if i don't get there first, i can't believe he just left, with out a word
LORILIE- well is wasn't exactly with out a word
LUKE- what do you mean
LORILIE- well he left a note
LUKE- what?
LORILIE- a note luke a piece of paper with written words on it
LUKE- i know what a note is, well what did it say
LORILIE- well it said something like " i need you to go to college, b/c if you don't become a journalist, its my fault, and i couldn't live with myself knowing that"
LUKE- why would jess care if you became a journalist
LORILIE- it was to rory
LUKE- why do i feel like i'm not getting the whole story
LORILIE- my parents told rory if she got married to jess they weren't going to pay for her schooling
LUKE- oh my god
LORILIE- well yeah and rory is devistated
LUKE- i can imagine
LORILIE- can you luke, can you realy imagine (sarcasticly)
LUKE- don't yell at me because your parents are jerks
LORILIE- your right, what are we going to do
LUKE- what can we do, its there life
LORILIE- i know
LUKE- burgers to go?
LORILIE- YES PLZ
( LANE'S)
ZACK- lane your back
LANE- yeah well i got a beep, that said there was an emergency, is everything ok?
ZACK- bryan had an asthma attack
LANE- oh no
ZACK- it was pretty bad, he's at the hospital
LANE- well why aren't you at the hospital
ZACK- because i caused it
LANE- you did not
ZACK- yes i did, i wished him death
LANE- no you didn't, you just said he was dead to you
ZACK- same thing
LANE- come on lets go to the hospital, i'm sure everything will be ok
(RICHARD MAKES A CALL TO EMILY)
EMILY- hello
RICHARD- have you come to your sences yet?
EMILY- if that implys that i was crazy to kick you out than no i haven't
RICHARD- well i guess thats to bad
EMILY- you know jess left
RICHARD oh?
EMILY- yes, and somehow i think you have something to do with it
RICHARD- i see
EMILY- richard did you have anything to do with jess' disappearance?
(LORILIE COMES BACK, AND RORY JUST COMES OUT FROM THE BATHROOM)
LORILIE- honey i know your upset, but everything is going to be fine
RORY- (RORY LOOKS UP) mom
LORILIE- i got us burgers and fries from lukes
RORY- mom!
LORILIE- (TAKING THE FOOD OUT OF THE BAG) don't worry hon. i didn't forget the soda (TURNS AROUND WITH SODA)
RORY- i think i'm pregnant
(LORILIE DROPS SODA)
(THE END)