Start Over

by yellownpunk

This is just what i think would have happened if jess came back for the 5th season and stayed. pls rr

10. Chapter 10

DISCLAMER- i own nothing

EPPY 10 (ITS NOT OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS)
(IN LUKE'S APT)
LORILIE- You know what?
LUKE- what?
LORILIE- i thought you knew
LUKE- what are you talking about?
LORILIE- No coffee
LUKE- huh?
LORILIE- (TAKES A SIP OF COFFEE) i start making sence once i have coffee in me
LUKE- BARRLY
LORILIE- LEMINY SNIKETS
LUKE- HUH?
LORILIE- (TAKES ANOTHER SIP OF COFFEE) not enough coffee
LUKE- this is sick
LORILIE- gone
LUKE- should i just ignore you until you have 2 cups of coffee
LORILIE- gone need more, (LUKE POURS MORE COFFEE AND SHE TAKES ANOTHER SIP) make that 5
LUKE- that will eat out your intestents
LORILIE- and then some
LUKE- keep drinking.
(OPENING CREDITS)

(RORY WALKING TO CLASS)
LOGAN- hey ace
RORY- not you again
LOGAN- well that wasn't very nice
RORY- yeah well i'm not in a very nice mood
LOGAN- oh and how can i change that
RORY- by walking away
LOGAN- (STOPS HER) lissen, rory i'm not sure what i did to make you so ed at me, if it was that kiss i'm sorry ok, can we just be friends, i really don't want you to hate me
RORY- i don't hate you, i just, things haven't been going that great for me lately, and... (STARTING A NEW SENTANCE) i would like us to be friends too
LOGAN- ok then, i have to go to class
RORY- me too
LOAGN- later ace
(HE WALKS AWAY)
( LANE'S)
LANE- bryan can i get you anything, lunch, a soda, the first complete season of family matters.
BRYAN- family matters if you don't tell Zack, he already things i have abandond my rock and roll nature
LANE- oh zack doesn't think that
BRYAN- i know he does
LANE- i'll get you the dvds
(ZACK IN OTHER ROOM)
LANE- you have to go in there and talk to him
ZACK- how can i do that when i almost killed him
LANE- no one thinks that, in fact he thinks that you think he has abandond his rock and roll nature
ZACK- thats crazy, you can't abandond something you never had
LANE- yeah well, i'm on a movie run, wanna get willy wonka and the chocolet factory?
ZACK- if you want to watch that crappy movie go see it with rory
LANE- its a classic
ZACK- AC/DC is a classic, willy is a pathetic child movie
LANE- your delusional
ZACK- the umpalumpas freak me out ok
LANE- i should send lorilie over here to kick your butt
ZACK- please lane don't be ridiculaous
LANE- i'll get her after the movie run (SHE LEAVES)
ZACK- i'm sorry, lane! i didn't mean it
LANE- (YELLING WHILE WALKING AWAY) TALK TO HIM!
( LUKE'S)
LUKE- are you safe to talk to yet
LORILIE- yes i'm fine
LUKE- so what would you like for breakfast
LORILIE- eggs and bacon please
LUKE- so has rory heard from jess yet
LORILIE- has she ever, he usually just shows up
LUKE- yeah but i thought this time might be different
LORILIE- why because they got married
LUKE- no because he changed
LORILIE- obviously not much
LUKE- i have a feeling he'll show up
LORILIE- sure, in a year and ask rory to take him back
LUKE- no soon
MANAGER- (WITH A MAJOR INDIAN ACCENT) you ask for room. i give you room.
JESS- this room is freezing
MANAGER- heat cost 50 extra
JESS- this is elegal, it should be included!
MANAGER- $50
JESS- I DON'T HAVE $50!
MANAGER- then you don't get heat
JESS- this is rediculous
MANAGER- NO HEAT?
JESS- here
MANAGER- HA! you have the money
JESS- happy? you just cost me food for a week
MANAGER- american seat to much anyways
(MANAGER LEAVES)
(JESS TURNS ON MESSED UP TV, TRYS AND STRAIGHTENS UP PICKS UP A PIC OF RORY, SITS DOWN, AND LOOKS AT IT)
(RORY WALKING OUT FROM CLASS ON THE PHONE)
LORILIE- hello
RORY- hey its me
LORILIE- did you go to the doctors yet?
RORY- no i'm going now
LORILIE- hon are you sure you don't want me to go
RORY- no you have work
LORILIE- i am my own boss, i can miss a few hours
RORY- its really not necissary
LORILIE- ok call me as soon as you get out
RORY- i will
LORILIE- you know if its a girl you can get one of those pink doll houses
RORY- don't joke, plus she won't be able to play with it until she is two
LORILIE- but there so cute, make sure you get her the cheap fisher price one, because i got the expensive one when i was a kid, and personally i don't think they are nearly as much fun
RORY- then i'll get you one
LORILIE- oh and if its a boy...
(LUKE IN BACKGROUND)
LUKE- what are you talking about
LORILE- rorys getting a puppy
LUKE- tell her not to get a rot wilder, they turn on you
LORILIE- but there so cute
RORY- hello?
LORILIE- right call me later hon
RORY- i will, bye
( LANE'S)
-KNOCK-KNOCK-
(ON BRYANS DOOR)
BRYAN- come in
ZACK- hey man, how are you
BRYAN- still breathing
ZACK- well thats good
(LONG SILENCE)
ZACK- so did you hear the new radiohead song
BRYAN- no but that new eminem song is slamin
ZACK- i can't do this
(STARTS TO WALK OUT)
BRYAN- relax man i'm kidding
ZACK- that kind of joke can give ME an asthma attack
BRYAN- so you wanna sit down
(HE SITS DOWN)
BRYAN- so my mom heard about what happen and got me an X-box
ZACK- dude are you serious
BRYAN- yeah man you wanna check it out
ZACK- do you have to ask me twice
( DOCTORS)
RORY- yes i had an appointment at 3
SECRETARY- name?
RORY- Mariono
SECRETARY- ok you can go right in
RORY- thank you
(AT THE INN)
SOOKIE- so you have been quiet latly
LORILIE- huh?
SOOKIE- whats wronge
LORILIE- oh nothing
SOOKIE- thats hard to believe
LORILIE- no rory is just going to the hospital
SOOKIE- what? whats wronge, its that jess isn't it, did he hit her, i'll kill him
LORILIE-NO, no, its nothing like that,
SOOKIE- then what is it
LORILIE- rory thinks she might be pregnant
SOOKIE- oh my god (SMILEING) oh my god, aren't you happy, you must be happy
LORILIE- well considering the father is gone, i really don't know how to feel
SOOKIE- jess is gone?
LORILAI- oh honey try and keep up
SOOKIE- right
LORILIE- i just hope what ever happens, that she's happy
SOOKIE- that baby will be gorgous
LORILIE- i know (SMILEING)
(LORILIE COMING HOME FROM WORK, WALKS INTO LIVING ROOM AND SEES RORY)
LORILIE- rory honey, what are you doing here
RORY- well i went to the doctors and i took the test thing and they said the computer wasn't working right, and they needed to ship the records someplace to get results, so i told them they can call me here
LORILIE- oh thats ok, i'm glad your here
RORY- yeah i brought Chinese food, its in the frig
LORILIE- i tought you well (GOES TO KITCHEN FOR FOOD, WHEN PHONE RINGS) CAN YOU GET THAT HON!
RORY- hello
- this is rory
- oh ok
- thank you
LORILIE- (COMEING BACK FROM THE KITCHEN) so was it the doctor? what did they say?
RORY- (looking down) well, i'm not pregnant
LORILIE- well i suppose thats good news
RORY- i suppose
LORILIE- rory, you couldn't have raised a child alone and still went to yale
RORY- i know, this is good
LORILIE- are you ok, you don't seem ok
RORY- (RORY STARTS TO CRY, AND WIPES HER EYES) i'm fine
LORILIE- crying does not imply fine rory
RORY- i don't know why i'm crying, it wasn't time for a kid, for god sakes the father is off somewhere or other
LORILIE- the father of your imaginary kid
RORY- i didn't even want a kid
LORILIE- then why are you crying
RORY- i don't know, maybe its some mood swing that you get when your not pregnant
LORILIE- ah i know what you mean my mother gets them all the time
RORY- i miss him
LORILIE- your potential son
RORY- (calming down) jess, oh my god, lissen to me, i am this crazed teen age girl that can't live with out her boyfriend
LORILIE- no your not, he's your husband babe, its ok to miss and want your husband back, its not ok that he left in the first place
RORY- i know, but the note
LORILIE- the note is an excuse, he couldn't handle things, so he left
RORY- he wanted me to go to yale, its because of grandma and gramdpa that he left
LORILIE- your right
RORY- what was that
LORILIE- that was an ackowledgement
RORY- no that was more than an acknoledgement that was an "eurika i've got it"
LORILIE- um this chinese food is good
RORY- changing the subject
LORILIE- who taught you how to order like this
RORY- unbelieveable
LORILIE- chicken, beef, shimp, so many choises
(COMMERSIALS)
(LORILIE AT WORK)
SOOKIE- so did you find out about rory?
LORILIE- yeah shes not
SOOKIE- oh, i guess thats for the best, how is she taking it?
LORILIE- she took it fine for anyone else, but pretty bad for rory
SOOKIE- oh poor baby
LORILIE- yeah she was pretty broken up about it
SOOKIE- oh she wanted a baby?
LORILIE-well she was more upset about jess not being here to take her to the doctor and everthing
SOOKIE- right, has anyone heard from him lately?
LORILIE- no
SOOKIE- i can't believe that little rat left again
LORILIE- yeah, is there anymore coffee
SOOKIE- yeah over there, but i can't believe you don't want to ring his neck
LORILIE- i think the situation is different this time
SOOKIE- AS DIFFERENT AS ANY!
LORILIE- lissen hon, i saw this veggie in the dinning room, try and make the spagetti sause with out meat, ok
SOOKIE- sure, no problem
LORILIE- that just seemed way to easy
SOOKIE- ok i kinda already did, but i can make another, damn i hate those veggies
LORILIE- thanks, and i'll try and ban them from the inn from now on (WALKING BACK TO THE DINNING ROOM)
SOOKIE- I'LL START MAKING THE BANNERS!

( FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER)
EMILY- you guys achually showed up
LORILIE- yeah well it is friday
EMILY- well i figured you guys were going though some tantrume
LORILIE- rory still wants to go to yale, so whether we are mad or not, there is still friday night dinner
EMILY- i suppose there is, come in
LORILE- great, so mom anything new? wheres dad
EMILY- he'll be in in a minute lorilie, everythings you know,good i guess
RORY- (LAUGHS, AS IN AN ANGRY HA) right great, everything is just dandy
LORILIE- (WISPERS) just play along i have a plan
(DURING DINNER)
LORILIE- so dad what have you been up to lately?
RICHARD- well lorilie...
LORILIE- well thats great, guess what we found out resently
EMILY- whats that lorilie
RORY- yeah what is that?
LORILIE- rory is pregnant
EMILY- shes what!
RICHARD- what are you saying
LORILIE- she is with child, she is expecting in 8 months, she is about to have a baby
EMILY- in 8 months
RICHARD- and this is jess'
LORILIE- well ofcoarse it is my daughters not a
RORY- mom!
LORILIE- i'm sorry honey but they had to find out sooner or later
RORY- i just wish i was the one to tell you
LORILIE- yeah well now that thats out in the open, lets eat
RICHARD- wait a minute lorilie, this child won't have a father
LORILIE- you know your right, but hey i handled it, i'm sure rory can, maybe she can give up yale
RORY- i am not giving up yale!
LORILIE- well honey what are you going to do
RORY- whats your thought on abortion
EMILY- you are not getting an abortion
RICHARD- i will not have my great grand child with out a father
LORILIE- well dad what can you do?
RICHARD- we'll have to figure something out
LORILIE- (ABOUT TO TAKE A BITE) i sertainly hope so
(WALKING OUT OF THE GILMORE HOUSE AFTER DINNER)
RORY- what the hell was that
LORILIE- just a little skit
RORY- what are we practicing our acting
LORILIE- oh yes you could be the next julia roberts, only prettier
RORY- mom why did you do that
LORILIE- your so pretty
RORY- you are going to make me a vein dumb women
LORILIE- oh yale will fix that
RORY- mom!
LORILIE- you'll find out sooner or later
(THE END)