Thanks:
Tenzo: Yup!
wildcats1310: Gee thanks! =^_^=
Personage: Too bad they got rid of Evo completely....for now. (read my author's note at the end of this chapter.)
Kyma: LOL do you get hyper a lot?
Ishandahalf: A bad thing indeed.
Advent Child: Yay let's all throw darts at Mystique pics!
Author's Note: Anything written in *this* is by my sister Lid'l Rogue.
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*"Oh, mah Gawd. Remy better be as nervous as meh. Ah can't do this..." Rogue mumbled.
"Easy Rogue. Like, he's probably already urinated in his pants." Kitty said.
"Is that supposed ta make meh feel bettah!?" Rogue snapped.
"Sorta...." Kitty trailed off.
Rogue nearly fell back.
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"Calm down, man." Scott said.
Remy was nearly pulling his hair out.
"I'm gonna go check on the lovely ladies," Bobby said walking out.
"He's probably gonna try to make Rogue go crazy-if she hasn't already." Jamie said.
"I don't zink you guys are helping any." Kurt said.
"Oh non. They are helpin' wonders." Remy said sarcastically.
Bobby returned powders all over him. "Those girls are crazy. You sure you want to marry Rogue?"
"BOBBY!" all the guys said in a 'you're-so-dead-if-you-don't-shut-up' way.
"Uh." Was all Bobby managed to get out. No, re-phrase that. Squeak out.
"Gumbo." Remy randomly said.
"Vas?" Kurt asked.
"Gumbo-need gumbo-" Remy's eyes were wide.
Jamie bit his lip to hold his laughter.
"You want...gumbo?" Scott slowly asked.
"Don't wan' it. NEED it." Remy said, looking at Scott with wide red on black eyes.
"Somebody get him some gumbo!" Bobby ran out of the room.
"I think he's lost it," Jamie whispered to Kurt.
"Anybody getting married to Rogue vould lose it." Kurt whispered back. "I'm just surprised he's lasted zis long."
They looked back at Scott, who was still trying to calm Remy down by saying gumbo was on the way.
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There was a knock on the door.
"Like, come on in!" Kitty giggled.
"Quit actin' lahke a giddy little school girl." Rogue snapped.
"Heya!" Bobby said, walking in.
"Bobby! This is, like, the girls changing room!" Kitty exclaimed.
"Just here checking up on Rogue." He said nonchalantly.
"Well, she's fahne, so tell Remy he bettah be as nervous as her or else he's gonna regret it!" Rogue said.
"Why are you talking like that. Wait, don't answer that." Bobby said. "So, are you nervous about your wedding night?" he asked, grinning wickedly.
Kitty and Rogue threw powder at him and he ran out.
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"I GOT GUMBO!" Bobby said proudly, walking in the guys' room.
"Gumbo? Remy don' need gumbo." Remy said, now so nervous he was talking in third person. "Remy needs jambalaya."
Bobby looked stumped. "Well REMY can get it himself."
"Bobby, GET THE HELL OUT!" Scott said.
Bobby sighed. "Nobody loves me anymore." And he walked out.
"JUBES DOES!" Jamie said loud enough for Bobby to hear.
"Verdammt! Look at vas time it is!" Kurt said, pointing to the hanging digital clock in the wall.
"Man, Remy. You need to pull yourself together. It's 5:15. You're getting married in forty-five minutes, man!" Scott shook Remy's shoulder pretty damn hard.
Remy did nothing but----
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Rogue slipped into her white satin dress. "Stupid idiot. Wouldn't surprahse meh if he's not even dressed." Rogue mumbled.
Kitty zipped up Rogue's dress. "Puh-lease! He's a guy. Wouldn't, like, surprise me if his tux has gumbo all over it and his hair looks ruffled."
"Don't even put those mental images in mah head!" Rogue said.
"Sorry. Just, like, stating the soon-to-be truth." Kitty said cheerfully.
"Go see if he's even dressed." Rogue ordered.
Kitty nodded and walked out.
"Can't decide who is crazier. Rogue or Remy." Bobby muttered, passing by without looking at her.
Kitty raised her eyebrow.
"Am I, like, the only sane one today?"
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Blink.
That's all Remy did. He blinked. He was getting married in less than an hour and he blinked.
He was still not dressed, not shaved, anything but prepared to marry.
"I give up!" Scott said, sitting down.
"Reeeeeemmmyyyyy!!!!!!" Tabitha came in with a bang.
Seriously.
"Are you ready to get marrrrrrrriied!? Whoo-hoo!" she exclaimed.
"Oh man. Tabeetha, are you trying to scare Remy?" Kurt asked.
"Nah. Just tryin' to get him back to earth!" Tabitha said, forming little glowing bombs in her hand.
"Kaboom!" she said.
Remy didn't move.
"Guess I'll have to get the stripper in here." Tabitha said.
"Aw, hell no!" Remy said.
"He talked." Jamie said.
"He talked like a normal person."
"He said something that doesn't have to do with food."
Tabitha grinned. "Ciao," she said and walked out.
"Glad she's gone." Scott said.
"What are y' all doin'!? Just sittin' around here doin' not'ing!" Remy said.
"Oh, so NOW he's back and giving demands. I think I liked him better when he was talking gumbo talk." Jamie said.
"You're not even, like, ready!" Kitty cried, walking in. "You idiots. Why aren't you, like, getting ready?"
"Uh-um-ve-ah-ooh"
"English, Kurt." Kitty said, placing on hand on her hip, tapping her foot impatiently.
"I didn't know he knew baby talk." Jamie grinned.
"Ah-eh-I-oh-ooh."
"An' now the fool is talkin' vowel talk." Remy said.
"Ugh!" Kitty walked out, slamming the door loudly.
"Oh good, so it vorked." Kurt said.
"I thought for two seconds you were really scared of her." Scott said.
Remy already has his tux on. "T'anks fo' all de help." He said sarcastically.
"Anytime." They all replied.
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Amara, Tabitha and Kitty all looked at their dresses. "No way in hell am I getting in that." Tabitha said.
"It's, like, burgundy!" Kitty said.
"And?" Rogue asked.
"I like them." Amara said.
"At least one of mah brahdes maid lahke them." Rogue said, glaring at Tabitha and Kitty.
"No---they're nice..." Kitty said.
"Very." Tabitha lied.
Rogue smiled sweetly. "Put them on or Ah'll drain ya both!"
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Remy stared at the doors, feeling like a deer caught in headlights.
He was so damn nervous.
"Calm down." Kurt told him.
"'Calm down?'" Remy repeated in disbelief. "Calm down!?"
The music brought their attention to the flower girl.
They had decided on using one of the young new recruits as a flower girl.
Next it was Tabitha.
Kitty came next. She smiled widely at Kurt, who was Remy's best man.
'Gott, she's beautiful.' Kurt thought.
'Ooh, he's, like, so totally handsome!' she mentally squealed.*
Now it was Amara's turn.
After all the bride's maids were at the end of the walk, Rogue walked out with Logan on her arm.
"Whoa," Remy thought. "Mon chere looks so damn fine!"
Rogue smiled at Remy and he returned her smile.
Logan felt a bit silly in a nice tux walking Rogue down the aisle, but he did feel honored when she asked him to walk her down.
Remy took Rogue's hand and the preacher began.
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The reception party,
Everyone sat around eating and drinking while others were on the dance floor dancing.
"C'mon, Bobby," Jubilee said and pulled Bobby on the dance floor.
"I-I can't dance," he said.
"Oh don't be such a baby," she replied.
"This music reeks," Tabitha commented as everyone danced to "This I promise you," by Nsync. "We need some fast music!" She reached into her purse and pulled out a CD. Then she walked up to the CD player and put the CD in.
The CD player was now blasting "Shake ya tail feather," by Nelly, P.Diddy, and Murphy Lee.
"Oh yeah!" Remy said dragging his new wife on the dance floor.
"Come on, Kurt," Kitty said as she too dragged her boyfriend on the dance floor.
"Whoo-hoo!" Tabitha exclaimed.
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Later that day,
"Whew that was quite a party," Tabitha said as she flung herself on the couch in the common room.
"Ja," Kurt agreed. "Eet vas fun."
"I had a lot of fun too," Kitty commented.
"Hey, where's Rogue and Remy?" Bobby asked.
"Celebrating their wedding night," Tabitha answered.
"Tabeetha!" Kurt exclaimed.
"I'm kidding!" Tabitha laughed. "I think they're packin' for their honeymoon."
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"So where should we go, chere?" Remy asked as he packed some clothes in a suitcase.
"How 'bout Paris?" she asked. "Ah've always wanted to go there."
"Sounds nice," he said. "I've been dere a lot so I can take y' t' de best places."
"Ya bettah," she smirked.
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Author's note: Sorry it took so long to get this chapter up! I SUCK big time at wedding chapters so my lil' sis helped me out a lot. I do have some news for ya'll. It looks like we're getting season 5 of X-Men Evolution! Cartoon Network's bringing Evo back January 5th. Cool huh? Chapter 5: While Rogue and Remy are on their honeymoon, a new mutant comes to the institute and a dear friend is killed (who is it? You'll find out soon!)
Tenzo: Yup!
wildcats1310: Gee thanks! =^_^=
Personage: Too bad they got rid of Evo completely....for now. (read my author's note at the end of this chapter.)
Kyma: LOL do you get hyper a lot?
Ishandahalf: A bad thing indeed.
Advent Child: Yay let's all throw darts at Mystique pics!
Author's Note: Anything written in *this* is by my sister Lid'l Rogue.
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*"Oh, mah Gawd. Remy better be as nervous as meh. Ah can't do this..." Rogue mumbled.
"Easy Rogue. Like, he's probably already urinated in his pants." Kitty said.
"Is that supposed ta make meh feel bettah!?" Rogue snapped.
"Sorta...." Kitty trailed off.
Rogue nearly fell back.
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"Calm down, man." Scott said.
Remy was nearly pulling his hair out.
"I'm gonna go check on the lovely ladies," Bobby said walking out.
"He's probably gonna try to make Rogue go crazy-if she hasn't already." Jamie said.
"I don't zink you guys are helping any." Kurt said.
"Oh non. They are helpin' wonders." Remy said sarcastically.
Bobby returned powders all over him. "Those girls are crazy. You sure you want to marry Rogue?"
"BOBBY!" all the guys said in a 'you're-so-dead-if-you-don't-shut-up' way.
"Uh." Was all Bobby managed to get out. No, re-phrase that. Squeak out.
"Gumbo." Remy randomly said.
"Vas?" Kurt asked.
"Gumbo-need gumbo-" Remy's eyes were wide.
Jamie bit his lip to hold his laughter.
"You want...gumbo?" Scott slowly asked.
"Don't wan' it. NEED it." Remy said, looking at Scott with wide red on black eyes.
"Somebody get him some gumbo!" Bobby ran out of the room.
"I think he's lost it," Jamie whispered to Kurt.
"Anybody getting married to Rogue vould lose it." Kurt whispered back. "I'm just surprised he's lasted zis long."
They looked back at Scott, who was still trying to calm Remy down by saying gumbo was on the way.
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There was a knock on the door.
"Like, come on in!" Kitty giggled.
"Quit actin' lahke a giddy little school girl." Rogue snapped.
"Heya!" Bobby said, walking in.
"Bobby! This is, like, the girls changing room!" Kitty exclaimed.
"Just here checking up on Rogue." He said nonchalantly.
"Well, she's fahne, so tell Remy he bettah be as nervous as her or else he's gonna regret it!" Rogue said.
"Why are you talking like that. Wait, don't answer that." Bobby said. "So, are you nervous about your wedding night?" he asked, grinning wickedly.
Kitty and Rogue threw powder at him and he ran out.
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"I GOT GUMBO!" Bobby said proudly, walking in the guys' room.
"Gumbo? Remy don' need gumbo." Remy said, now so nervous he was talking in third person. "Remy needs jambalaya."
Bobby looked stumped. "Well REMY can get it himself."
"Bobby, GET THE HELL OUT!" Scott said.
Bobby sighed. "Nobody loves me anymore." And he walked out.
"JUBES DOES!" Jamie said loud enough for Bobby to hear.
"Verdammt! Look at vas time it is!" Kurt said, pointing to the hanging digital clock in the wall.
"Man, Remy. You need to pull yourself together. It's 5:15. You're getting married in forty-five minutes, man!" Scott shook Remy's shoulder pretty damn hard.
Remy did nothing but----
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Rogue slipped into her white satin dress. "Stupid idiot. Wouldn't surprahse meh if he's not even dressed." Rogue mumbled.
Kitty zipped up Rogue's dress. "Puh-lease! He's a guy. Wouldn't, like, surprise me if his tux has gumbo all over it and his hair looks ruffled."
"Don't even put those mental images in mah head!" Rogue said.
"Sorry. Just, like, stating the soon-to-be truth." Kitty said cheerfully.
"Go see if he's even dressed." Rogue ordered.
Kitty nodded and walked out.
"Can't decide who is crazier. Rogue or Remy." Bobby muttered, passing by without looking at her.
Kitty raised her eyebrow.
"Am I, like, the only sane one today?"
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Blink.
That's all Remy did. He blinked. He was getting married in less than an hour and he blinked.
He was still not dressed, not shaved, anything but prepared to marry.
"I give up!" Scott said, sitting down.
"Reeeeeemmmyyyyy!!!!!!" Tabitha came in with a bang.
Seriously.
"Are you ready to get marrrrrrrriied!? Whoo-hoo!" she exclaimed.
"Oh man. Tabeetha, are you trying to scare Remy?" Kurt asked.
"Nah. Just tryin' to get him back to earth!" Tabitha said, forming little glowing bombs in her hand.
"Kaboom!" she said.
Remy didn't move.
"Guess I'll have to get the stripper in here." Tabitha said.
"Aw, hell no!" Remy said.
"He talked." Jamie said.
"He talked like a normal person."
"He said something that doesn't have to do with food."
Tabitha grinned. "Ciao," she said and walked out.
"Glad she's gone." Scott said.
"What are y' all doin'!? Just sittin' around here doin' not'ing!" Remy said.
"Oh, so NOW he's back and giving demands. I think I liked him better when he was talking gumbo talk." Jamie said.
"You're not even, like, ready!" Kitty cried, walking in. "You idiots. Why aren't you, like, getting ready?"
"Uh-um-ve-ah-ooh"
"English, Kurt." Kitty said, placing on hand on her hip, tapping her foot impatiently.
"I didn't know he knew baby talk." Jamie grinned.
"Ah-eh-I-oh-ooh."
"An' now the fool is talkin' vowel talk." Remy said.
"Ugh!" Kitty walked out, slamming the door loudly.
"Oh good, so it vorked." Kurt said.
"I thought for two seconds you were really scared of her." Scott said.
Remy already has his tux on. "T'anks fo' all de help." He said sarcastically.
"Anytime." They all replied.
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Amara, Tabitha and Kitty all looked at their dresses. "No way in hell am I getting in that." Tabitha said.
"It's, like, burgundy!" Kitty said.
"And?" Rogue asked.
"I like them." Amara said.
"At least one of mah brahdes maid lahke them." Rogue said, glaring at Tabitha and Kitty.
"No---they're nice..." Kitty said.
"Very." Tabitha lied.
Rogue smiled sweetly. "Put them on or Ah'll drain ya both!"
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Remy stared at the doors, feeling like a deer caught in headlights.
He was so damn nervous.
"Calm down." Kurt told him.
"'Calm down?'" Remy repeated in disbelief. "Calm down!?"
The music brought their attention to the flower girl.
They had decided on using one of the young new recruits as a flower girl.
Next it was Tabitha.
Kitty came next. She smiled widely at Kurt, who was Remy's best man.
'Gott, she's beautiful.' Kurt thought.
'Ooh, he's, like, so totally handsome!' she mentally squealed.*
Now it was Amara's turn.
After all the bride's maids were at the end of the walk, Rogue walked out with Logan on her arm.
"Whoa," Remy thought. "Mon chere looks so damn fine!"
Rogue smiled at Remy and he returned her smile.
Logan felt a bit silly in a nice tux walking Rogue down the aisle, but he did feel honored when she asked him to walk her down.
Remy took Rogue's hand and the preacher began.
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The reception party,
Everyone sat around eating and drinking while others were on the dance floor dancing.
"C'mon, Bobby," Jubilee said and pulled Bobby on the dance floor.
"I-I can't dance," he said.
"Oh don't be such a baby," she replied.
"This music reeks," Tabitha commented as everyone danced to "This I promise you," by Nsync. "We need some fast music!" She reached into her purse and pulled out a CD. Then she walked up to the CD player and put the CD in.
The CD player was now blasting "Shake ya tail feather," by Nelly, P.Diddy, and Murphy Lee.
"Oh yeah!" Remy said dragging his new wife on the dance floor.
"Come on, Kurt," Kitty said as she too dragged her boyfriend on the dance floor.
"Whoo-hoo!" Tabitha exclaimed.
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Later that day,
"Whew that was quite a party," Tabitha said as she flung herself on the couch in the common room.
"Ja," Kurt agreed. "Eet vas fun."
"I had a lot of fun too," Kitty commented.
"Hey, where's Rogue and Remy?" Bobby asked.
"Celebrating their wedding night," Tabitha answered.
"Tabeetha!" Kurt exclaimed.
"I'm kidding!" Tabitha laughed. "I think they're packin' for their honeymoon."
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"So where should we go, chere?" Remy asked as he packed some clothes in a suitcase.
"How 'bout Paris?" she asked. "Ah've always wanted to go there."
"Sounds nice," he said. "I've been dere a lot so I can take y' t' de best places."
"Ya bettah," she smirked.
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Author's note: Sorry it took so long to get this chapter up! I SUCK big time at wedding chapters so my lil' sis helped me out a lot. I do have some news for ya'll. It looks like we're getting season 5 of X-Men Evolution! Cartoon Network's bringing Evo back January 5th. Cool huh? Chapter 5: While Rogue and Remy are on their honeymoon, a new mutant comes to the institute and a dear friend is killed (who is it? You'll find out soon!)