Dark-Kitty: Yo! How's it going out there in your little happy lives? Well I decided it was finally time to update XD…. Oh and thank you all for your reviews, it makes me happy to know that some people even take time out of there lives to read my miserable little story (sigh) ANYWAYS! Ah yes, about the whole hippogriff/griffin thing, sorry that I got that totally off. Lets just pretend that I had gotten it all right and call it good. (ahem) Disclaimer please.

Disclaimer: Nope, Dark-Kitty still doesn't own FMA or Harry Potter….

Of all the things, he just HAD to choose a monster. The thing that most resembled him. Why, WHY? He could have turned into that dog that he always used to get away from tight situations. He could have turned into a fucking BUG for all he cared. But no, he had to turn into a GOD DAMNED chimera.

The class stared in aw as he sat there in the hideous form. It was a fused form of three different animals. Three heads that of which were a lion, a hawk, and a snake. Upon its back were large leathery wings that twitched from the tension in the room. Its body was that of a lions, but cascading down the chest were large blood red feathers. Its tail split at the end giving a sort of demonic look to it. Oddly enough, on one of the large paws it possessed metal attachments that reached out like claws and stopped about half way up the front leg. On the remaining legs it only covered the paws. This just added to how dangerous the creature looked.

And then suddenly, out of the blue, Envy's muscles twitched and released all of their tension. As soon as his body relaxed he changed back into the form of Wren. As he looked up to face the class she faltered a bit.

They were all grinning at him like he had just received an award or something. Hufflepuff's and Slytherin's alike. All of them grinning like they were mad except for one person. Envy narrowed his eyes at the blond Slytherin as he scowled.

It had been fool proof. He had followed all of the instructions according to Snape's records. Yes, he, Draco Malfoy, had snuck into Professor Snape's office and stolen a piece of his potion records. Why? To humiliate Wren of course! But that had obviously failed.

But what she had turned into. Nobody had seen that breed of animal in centuries. Something wasn't right about that girl. And he was going to find out what.

But first things first. He needed to contact his father and the dark lord as soon as possible. And then he noticed it. She was staring at him. No, not staring more like glaring. No, worse than that. She looked as if she wanted to mash him to a pulp, gouge out his eyes, and stick a four by four up his nostrils. Okay maybe that was overdoing it. But she looked murderous.

/Prepare yourself Draco. / He said sighlently to himself. /If she is the way I think she is, she should be pretty good at revenge. /

Envy shot a glare in Malfoy's general direction (Monty Python XD) but shrugged it off and turned to look at the professor. She didn't seem to look to upset about it. So with that he excused himself to sit back in his seat and let the class continue.

After class is when the interrogations began.

"WOW! Do you have any idea how rare those are these days?"

No, not really.

"You should get your face in the Daily Prophet for that!"

Once again, no, it could give away my position. I'm sure O'Chibi-san is hot on my trail right now.

"What about your snotty little Griffindor brother? Can he turn into something like that?"

SMACK!

Dead center.

"Don't talk about my little brother like that you overweight monstrosity." Envy snarled as he turned heal and stalked off.

He had been with some of the other Slytherin girls, and a couple boys. And then some fat bitch dissed Wrath.

Not on my watch.

The Slytherin's watched as there new classmate walked off towards the Great Hall.

"Something's not right about that girl." Pansy Parkington whispered to the other girls.

"Have you noticed that when she gets angry her voice drops really low? She almost sounds like a man." Said another Slytherin girl.

"We should investigate this."

Unknown to the girls a shadow lurked in the corner listening in on their little conversation.

"Hm, this might be some useful information." Malfoy whispered to himself as plans rolled out in his head and he slipped away unnoticed.

As Envy entered the great hall he quickly scanned the room and spotted who he was looking for. He then gracefully strode over to the Griffindor table were Wrath was sitting. Well, more like lying with his face down in his arms while all the other Griffindors seemed to ask him questions. As she neared him the table fell sighlent. All eyes were on him as he came around the back of his little brother. He then leaned in so close to his ear that it made the other men at the table whimper.

"Yo." Was all he needed to say, as Wraths head snapped up and turned to meet a replica of his eyes.

With a delighted squeal Wrath launched himself at Envy and attached himself around her neck.

"Yeah, yeah I'm glad to see you too." He said as he detached his little brother from around his neck. It wouldn't do them good if he was strangled to death.

His eyes then shot up to the Griffindor table and narrowed.

"Have they been bothering you?" He slurred lazily as his gaze fell back on Wrath.

He nodded his head a bit then turned away.

"Ah, I see then." He said as he turned back to glare at the other students that had been listening to their little conversation.

They all seemed to back away as a malicious smirk crossed Envy's face. He lifted up his hand and made a fist. In the process cracking his knuckles. All the Griffindors eyes got about as large as dinner plates and started sweating as they cast worried glances at each other.

With that Envy's smirk cracked and melted into a grin as he turned back to Wrath.

"Let us take our leave now." He said and promptly turned and strode out of the Great Hall with Wrath.

The morning post had arrived late for some reason and ended up coming during lunch.

"It should be called mid-day post if they're going to be so late about it." Ron grumbled as he scanned over a letter that his mother had sent him.

Harry reached over the table to pluck the Daily Prophet away from Ron before he could spill anything on it. But then he noticed something.

"Hey Hermione. I think you got a letter with Ron's owl." He said indifferently.

He didn't even know if that was possible to get owls mixed up.

"Hm? Well that's odd, thanks Harry." She said as she opened it and read over the contents inside.

A loud squeal emitted from her throat as she clutched the letter to her chest beaming.

"What is it?" Ron asked dumbly as he shoved another fork full of food into his mouth.

"Guy's you wont believe this!" She said obviously over exited, "My uncle is coming to visit over winter break! I haven't seen him in years!"

"Well that's cool, can you have visitors at Hogwarts?" Harry asked.

"Yeah, my mum said that Charlie is going to visit in my seventh year." Ron said after he swallowed the massive amount of food he had shoveled into his mouth.

"Oh cool, I never new that." Harry replied half-heartedly, oh how he wished he had family who would want to come visit him.

"Hey Hermione, what's his name?"

"Oh, its Hohenheim." She replied with a grin.

Some were out on the grounds Envy and Wrath planned their next move.

"Okay, so this Malfoy kid is really starting to get on my nerves, what should we do about this?" Envy said as he put his hand to his chin mockingly.

"Can I kill him?"

"No, as much as I would like to let you, but no." Envy said with a sigh.

Almost everything they had come up with would give away their position and they would get caught. And calculating on the midget's progress, they probably have an idea of were they were located anyways. Not exact of course, but close enough to were if they started an uprising the military would be at there heals.

"How about we throw him in the lake with that giant squid you mentioned?"

"That isn't a half bad idea!"

"Or we could lure him into the woods and scare the shit outa him."

Bingo.

"I like that one." Envy said as a look of pure to the core evil spread across his feminine features.

"So how are we going to get him out there?" Wrath asked as he cast a glance towards the forbidden forest.

"Just leave it to me kid, but first we need to scout out the area. You up for a little walk tonight?"

It was Wraths turn to grin.

That night Envy pulled a very precise stealth move that was very difficult to master. But in living for over three century's he got good at it. Instead of leavening the common room with out a sound or trace he made it noticed that he was leaving. Malfoy had almost pulled an all nighter but soon nodded off in the large chair he had been sitting in. That's when the plan started to move. Envy, instead of getting caught this time, successfully got past the sleeping boy and made it to the portrait hole. And that's were things got interesting.

Click.

"Who wha?" Malfoy said as he bolted awake and scanned the surrounding area. Then he noticed that the door was slightly open.

And for being who he was, 'investigate' screamed through his mind as he stood up and slipped outside.

There he took the bait Envy had set. Which eventually led him out onto the grounds.

"Why am I even risking this?" He murmured as he shivered slightly and took a sweeping look across the grounds.

And then he saw her. A low growl erupted from the bottom of his throat as he crept towards the girl that had made his life miserable so far. He stopped when he noticed where she was heading.

"Okay, even she isn't that stupid." He said as Wren quickly ducked into the Forbidden Forest.

And on impulse Draco followed.

Deep into the forest now Envy's supernatural catlike eyes were working at their best. And then he heard something.

"Hm?" He murmured slightly and made his way towards the small noise without a sound.

Then he saw a sight he really wished he hadn't. There in the middle of a small clearing stood about thirty cloaked men and a person that was seemingly being tortured. Envy narrowed his eyes and laid low for the moment. Then a harsh hissing sound ruptured the silence that had fallen over the cloaked men and the man in the middle screamed out in agony. The hair stood up on the back of Envy's neck and a cold wave washed through his veins as he noticeably paled, if it was even possible. He unconsciously took a step back, which was a bad move on his part. Because his foot landed on a stick and it snapped.

The sharp sound echoed through the forest as everything went dead silent. A second later the cloaked men were all over him.

Once they got a hold of him, Envy was dragged out into the clearing. After regaining his balance he looked at the poor tourchered man infront of him. Now if he had the slightest trace of humanity in him, he could have felt a little pitting for him. But since he didn't Envy chose to snort at the disgusting filth infront of him and turn his head with a huff.

"I see this doesn't frighten you." A voice spoke out.

At first his blood ran cold, then it boiled. This man was a mere mortal, why should he, Monster Envy, be afraid of this crackpot?

"What is your name boy?" The voice spat out obviously losing his patience.

Envy blinked once, twice, then looked down and realized he was still Wren. But how did he know that he was male then? And then a horrible idea popped into his head. A deviously horribly evil, idea at that.

A flash of the night he had confronted Edward Elric face to face flashed through his mind as he changed back into Envy. After quickly disposing of the freaks that had a hold of his arms Envy looked over to the man who had been talking to him.

"Aw, what gave me away?" He drawled lazily as he put on a mini pout and placed his hands on his hips.

"Answer the question." The man, no, thing snapped hastily.

"Depends." Envy retorted as his mouth twitched up into a small smirk, "I could be whom ever you wish."

The man scowled a bit. But then let out a harsh laugh, it was the kind of laugh Envy would have expected from Greed. Envy narrowed his eyes, then turned heal and started walking off.

"And just were do you think you going?" He hissed.

Envy turned his head ever so slightly.

"I had a previous engagement. But if you would be so kind as to tell me your name?"

"Voldemort, Lord Voldemort." He hissed, waiting for the gasp of realization or a yelp of fear.

But none came. The Dark Lord frowned at this. Then what Envy did next infuriated him. The sin once again turned heal and faced Voldemort and bowed low and mockingly.

"Well its been a pleasure Ol' Voldi, but I must take my leave now." He said as he straitened up and saluted in a mocking way.

"Oh, and is there any messages you wish to be sent to the trash heap of a school?" He added.

"Tell Harry Potter, that his life runs short." Voldimort spat out, nobody had acted so disrespectfully towards him since he was a student.

Something about that boy screamed trouble he thought to himself as Envy left.

"Oi, sorry I'm late Wrath. Had a minor set back." Envy said as he walked up to his little bother.

"Oh, sorry, Malfoy had followed you, so I kind of scared the shit out of him already." Wrath said sheepishly.

Envy just grinned and turned back into Wren.

"No problems little bro, its all good. I got my fill of pissing people off for the night anyways."

And with that the two of them headed back to the castle.

Dark-Kitty: oh my...Hermione is related to Hoheniehem? Now that cant be good. And whats up with Envy and mocking Dark Lords? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! but please Review, Cookies will be given to those who do.