Start Over

by yellownpunk

This is just what i think would have happened if jess came back for the 5th season and stayed. pls rr

11. Chapter 11

DISCLAMER- i own nothing

------ thz for the reviews, i apprieciate it. Even though most of them were constructive critisism

EPPY 11 (A DIFFERENT VIEW)

(IN THE MOVIE STORE)
LORILIE- So after Shallow HAL, we'll watch Oceans 11
RORY- your not going to make me watch that movie again?
LORILIE- what are you talking about that is a classic movie
RORY- its 4 years old, its not a classic
LORILIE- i love that movie
RORY- its a crappy virgin of the original
LORILIE- brad pitt!
RORY- and even the original was crappy
LORILIE- what have you become
RORY- an excelent movie cridic
(RORY'S CELL PHONE RINGS)
RORY- hello, hello, hello?
(RORY HANGS UP)
LORILIE- who was that
RORY- i guess wronge number
(LORILIE SHOWS HER OCEANS 11 MOVIE)
RORY- EVIL!
LORILIE- well you were on the phone
RORY- i get one prank call and you run for the crappy movies
LORILEI- its a classic
RORY- we already went over this
(OPENING CREDITS)

(RORY WALKING TO CLASS)
LOGAN- hey rory
RORY- you called me rory, whats wronge
LOGAN- well i only give pet names to thoughs i like
RORY- oh really?
LOGAN- don't get me wronge i like you i just think of you as a friend
RORY- and you didn't think of me as a friend before?
LOGAN- bye
RORY- so no ace or rory, gee
LOGAN-how about roce
RORY- wouldn't that still be a pet name
LOGAN-your right, i guess i'll just stick with ace
RORY- your confussing
LOGAN- but very charming
RORY- very conceded
LOGAN- now were getting mean
RORY- well then lets just stick with confusing
LOGAN- bye ace
(LORILIE AT LUKES)
LORILIE- so are you going to the town meeting
LUKE- do i have a choise
LORILIE- no (SMILING)
LUKE- then yeah i'm going, but i'll wear my parot head shirt
LORILIE- you wouldn't
LUKE- what do you think its there for
LORILIE- to embaress me?
LUKE- well that wasn't the original reason, but that will do
LORILIE- so what was the original reason
LUKE- to repel hana springs in high school
LORILIE- well did it work
LUKE- no as it turned out, she was from california, so she thought it was hot
LORILIE- oh geez
LUKE- yeah, that was a waste of 10 bucks
LORILIE- you paid 10 dollars for that shirt
LUKE- it was an original
LORILIE- oh my god
LUKE- what
LORILIE- you so made up that story, so that you wouldn't have to admit to being a parrot head
LUKE- what are you talking about, i got it because of hana
LORILIE- yes you got it because of hana because you wanted to inpress the cali girl
LUKE- your insane
LORILIE- why would you keep that shirt 15 years other wise
LUKE- why have we been talking about a sinlge t-shrit for more than 5 minutes
LORILIE- how should i know you brought it up
LUKE- you got into the cept conversation about it
LORILIE- PARROT HEAD!
LUKE- stop it
(AT FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER)
(THE GILMORE'S EATING QUIETLY)
LORILIE- so rory any morning sickness?
EMILY- lorilie please we're eating
LORILIE- well no one else is thinking of anything to say
EMILY- you could have certainly thought up of something else
LORILIE- your right, sry, so mom why did you serve beans, they make you constipated
EMILY- LORILIE!
RORY- achually they make you gassy
EMILY- rory i expect this from your mother not you
LORILIE- well gasiness leads to constipated
RORY- sometimes not always
LORILIE- speak for yourself
EMILY- ok i'm offically done eating
LORILIE- so dad you've been quiet, you didn't ridicuel me or anything, whats wronge
RICHARD- what? oh i just have been thinking
RORY- about what?
RICHARD- oh all sorts of thing, mostly my work
LORILIE- i see
EMILY- well its been a lovly dinner, we'll see you next week
LORILIE- are you kicking us out?
EMILY- well if you want to stay you can, its just i have something tomorrow morning, and i have to get to sleep
LORILIE- oh really? what thing?
EMILY- a DAR thing
LORILIE- i see, well i guess we'll go
EMILY- bye lorilie, bye rory
LORILIE- bye
RORY- bye
(OUTSIDE)
LORILIE- WOW that was weird huh?
RORY- not that weird you were talking about beans
LORILIE- not beans constipation
RORY- not helping your case
LORILIE- its a natural thing rory
RORY- sure natural just not the best dinner conversations
LORILIE- well i wouldn't have to bring that up if there was anything else to talk about
RORY- they were being cold at the dinner table
LORILIE- finally your on my side
RORY- i'm always on your side
LORILIE- so wanna drive, i had a few to many drinks
RORY- i was going to say
LORILIE- don't puch it
RORY- i wonder whats up with them
(INSIDE THE GILMORE HOUSE)
RICHARD- i am going tonight emily
EMILY- what! richard you can't do that, its a bad neighborhood you can be killed
RICHARD- i have tryed to call several times, i am not getting though
EMILY- well when will you be back
RICHARD- i'll get a hotel and be home in the morning
EMILY- you most certainly will not
RICHARD- emily i am going and that is final
EMILY- be safe, and watch out for those mobsters!
(RORY WALKING TO CLASS)
LOGAN- hey
RORY- hey, how are you
LOGAN- oh i'm good, so what are you doing tonight
RORY- probably h/w then bed
LOGAN- well that sounds utterly boring
RORY- well i was going to mix a run around the block but that seemed a little daring
LOGAN- yeah you don't know whats out there these days
RORY- you know you just don't
LOGAN- so instead of having a complete boring night
RORY- or i could take that run
LOGAN- want to have dinner with me
RORY- i don't know
LOGAN- come on, you got to eat
RORY- that is the oldest line in the book
LOGAN- you don't eat, you know i thought you looked a little thin
RORY- logan, i just don't think now is a good time
LOGAN- well ofcoarse not its 3 o'clock for god sake, you should eat dinner at 6
RORY- 6 i always eat at 7
LOGAN- fine 7 it is
RORY- logan
LOGAN- just as friends
RORY- ok 7 it is
LOGAN- bye ace
(HE STOPS WALKING WHILE SHE GOES INTO HER CLASS)
(AT THE INN)
LORILIE- (LOOKING AT MICHELLE SITTING DOWN DOING NOTHING) what are you doing? the inspecters are going to be here any minute
MICHELLE- nothing
LORILIE- thats the problem, get up and clean a toilet or something
MICHELLE- cleaning toilets is not my job
LORILIE- well make it your job, i am pretty damn sure there is a toilet upthere that needs cleaning and if the inspectors see it, they will give the inn a sitation, and that will be on your hands michelle, and god is my witness you do not want to be on my bad side, now get your butt up and clean a god damn toilet.
MICHELLE- sookie!
LORILIE- oh sookie can't help you now
SOOKIE- whats going on out here
MICHELLE- this crazy woman needs a seditive
LORILIE- run!
SOOKIE- (PULLING LORILIE AWAY) hon don't worry everything is perfect, they will come in look and see that we should own a chain of inns because we are so damn good
LORILIE- you don't know that
SOOKIE- yes i do, now do you want a cup of coffee
LORILIE- maybe later
SOOKIE- what
LORILIE- what did i say
SOOKIE- you rejected coffee
LORILIE- omg i'm sick, what is wronge with me, after how good coffee has been to me i hope it will forgive me
SOOKIE- i'm sure it will
(AT THE HOTEL JESS IS STAYING AT)
MANAGER- DO YOU HAVE THE MONEY
JESS- no i'll have it tomorrow
MANAGER- you no have tomorrow you go on streets
JESS- i know tomorrow
MANAGER- this is your last chance
JESS- ok bye
(MANAGER LEAVES)
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK
JESS- I SAID TOMORROW (OPENS DOOR) oh its you
RICHARD- thats a way to greet someone
JESS- and how would you greet the man who separated you from your wife
RICHARD- probably the same way
JESS- so where finally on the same page
RICHARD- i guess so
JESS- what are you doing here, i did what you asked, i left, i haven't contacted her, and the divorce papers are on there way
RICHARD- well cancel them
JESS- what?
RICHARD- cancel them your going back to rory
JESS- excuse me puppet master
RICHARD- jess
JESS- you just do whatever you want to run peoples lives, well i am one puppet that cut his strings, now leave me alone and go home
RICHARD- rory is pregnant, when you come to your sences you know my address
(RICHARD LEAVES)
(RORY AND LOGAN COMING BACK FROM DINNER)
LOGAN- so that wasn't that bad now was it
RORY- i guess not
LOGAN- so does that mean your willing to do that again
RORY- maybe
(RORY OPENS HER DOOR)
LOGAN- then do you want to do something next week
JESS- i don't know i'm a busy guy
LOGAN- who the hell are you
RORY- jess what are you doing here
JESS- hi honey i'm home
LOGAN- maybe i should go
JESS- yeah maybe you should, we should really do this again sometime
LOGAN- rory call me
JESS- don't count on it (SLAMS DOOR)
RORY- what is wronge with you why did you do that?
JESS- who was that loser
RORY- jess!
JESS- you know if your going to cheat on me at least do it with someone that has half a mind
RORY- he goes to yale
JESS- yeah because daddys paying his way
RORY- it doesn't work like that
JESS- whatever
RORY- and cheat on you, you left!
JESS- and now i'm back
RORY- for how long
JESS- oh just a second, i forgot my tooth brush
RORY- its in the bathroom
JESS- rory come on, you know why i left
RORY- because things got a little hard, thats how you are
JESS- i couldn't let you give up yale because of me
RORY- we could have figured something out
JESS- and i did
RORY- oh really, don't you think its a little late
JESS- rory we are married, its not late, it can't be
RORY- sure now point out the marrige card, i needed you jess, don't you get that, i needed you and you weren't there, i can't depend on you, and i need to be able to depend on my husband!
JESS- you can
RORY- yeah until things get hard
JESS- i know your mad rory, and you have every right to be, but...
RORY- (INTERUPTS) no buts you left, end of story, if i take you back now that makes me the fool, and i will not be that
JESS- its different this time rory
RORY- why?
JESS- because i achually figured it out
RORY- and what did you come up with
JESS- i take a few more college courses and i go to work for your grandfather, he said he will continue to pay for your college, if i just work for his company
RORY- why would he do that
JESS- because/c he wants his great grandchild to have a father, even if it is me,
RORY- great grandchild
JESS- i know i am a screw up, but rory you have to believe me i think i can do this
RORY- you think!
JESS- i know
RORY- you'll have to wear a suit
JESS- i know
RORY- everyday
JESS- oh really?
RORY- jess!
JESS- i know this
RORY- well i still have h/w, i don't know about this jess, but you can stay here until i figure it out
JESS- i love you
RORY- good-night (THROWS A PILLOW AND BLANKET AT HIM AND GOES INTO HER ROOM)
(THE END)