Start Over

by yellownpunk

This is just what i think would have happened if jess came back for the 5th season and stayed. pls rr

12. Chapter 12

DISCLAMER- i own nothing

------ thz for the reviews, i apprieciate it. Even though most of them were constructive critisism

EPPY 12 (THEY CAN'T STAY THE SAME)

( LUKES)
LORILIE- let me get this straight, your lying to your husband and grandparents about your pregnancy, you got jess to get a decent job were he has to wear a suit all the time, and your dating logan all at the same time.
RORY- i didn't really lie
LORILE- not saying anything is still lying my dear
RORY- and me and logan are just friends
LORILIE- who date
RORY- not exactly
LORILIE- wow my daughter is a coniving biyotch
RORY- (SARCASTICLY) gee thanks
LORILIE- (SINGS) "did you ever know that your my hero"
RORY- didn't we do this already
LORILIE- "your everything i would like to be"
RORY- this is sick
LORILIE- "i can fly higher than an eagle but you are the wind beneath my wings"
RORY- go steal cruches from a crippled
LORILIE- who boneless joe, do you have no compation?
(OPENING CREDITS)

(SOOKIE AND LORILIE IN THE KITCHEN)
LORILIE- so what is for breakfast this moring
SOOKIE- pancakes...
LORILIE- i love pancakes
SOOKIE- with whipped cream and homemade peace cobler on top
LORILIE- sounds good
SOOKIE- so what is new
LORILIE- oh you know the usual, jess came back
SOOKIE- are you serious
LORILIE- don't sound so shocked, you know after i told the gilmores rory was pregnant richard would find a way to bring the father of his granddaughters child back, so that she doesn't end up like me
SOOKIE- true, wait you what
LORILIE- oh i didn't tell you, well thats basicly the story, and now rory is really ed off at jess, and i'm really worried about there marrige
SOOKIE- right
LORILIE- but i really don't want to talk about it right now
SOOKIE- ok,so your birthdays comming up
LORILIE- i know
SOOKIE- what do you want
LORILIE- sook i have everything i need
SOOKIE- need, but what do you want
LORILIE- i have everything i want
SOOKIE- (CHANGING HER VOICE) i know but what do you want
LORILIE- sook hon you don't have to get me anything. you know they had the cutest cat heal powterpink sandels at sears
SOOKIE- they'll be here in 5 to 6 weeks
(LORILIE AT THE INN)
LORILIE- chris what are you doing here
CHRIS- well hello to you too
LORILIE- sorry, busy day, hi, so what are you doing here
CHRIS- i came to see you in action
LORILIE- oh really
CHRIS- i sure did
LORILIE- chris!
CHRIS- ok, ok i need to ask a favor
LORILIE- what kind of favor
CHRIS- i have this business party to go to, and i filled out for 2 guess', when i was with sherry
LORILIE- ok now the real reason
CHRIS- that is the real reason
LORILIE-i don't know, can't you invite rory
CHRIS- i did, she has a project this weekend
LORILIE- and you can't find a date, i find that hard to believe, exspecially with that bono cut you have going on
CHRIS- bono? i was going for cobain
LORILIE- chris
CHRIS- lor i know what your thinking, but it will be a friend thing, i promice, and there is always these ladies at the office that constantly flirt, and i think if i show up in a suit they will grab the rear
LORILIE- rear, we're not in england, why do you have to go
CHRIS- my boss said i was up for a promotion, and i have a feeling if i break a promice, like telling them i am going to a business party and not show up, it will show unrelyability
LORILIE- ok good back up
CHRIS- open bar
LORILIE- see you should have opened with that
CHRIS- so thats a yes
LORILIE- its a yes
(WALKING TOWARDS THE DOOR)
CHRIS- i'm a lucky man
LORILIE- not that lucky
(RORY COMING HOME FROM A CLASS, SEES JESS SITTING ON COUCH READING)
RORY- oh what a surprise your still here
JESS- ok, i desirved that
RORY- that and so much more
JESS- the saying is "that and a bag of chip"
RORY- and since when have i ever been normal
JESS- call it even
RORY- you are funny
JESS- rory how many times do i have to appoligize
RORY- you know you wouldn't have to apoligize as much if you stopped leaving
JESS- but i came back
RORY- for the fifth time
JESS- fourth
RORY- whatever, so when are you leaving
JESS- so thats how it is
RORY- thats how it is
(JESS GETS UP AND GRABS HIS JACKET)
RORY- leaving againg?
JESS- did you see me grab my stuff
RORY- no but i'm sure you'll be back for it later
JESS- i'm going for a walk
RORY- to new york or california? oh or maybe someplace new, maybe chicago
JESS- like i would ever go to chi town, deans from there. who knows what other kind of weirdos are there
RORY- at least chicago people don't leave for no apparent reason
JESS- FOR NO APPERANT REASON! RORY! I LEFT TO KEEP YOU IN YALE!
RORY- i thought you were leaving!
JESS- i am
RORY- bye
(HE WALKS OUT THE DOOR) (COMMERSIALS)
(LORILIE'S CELL PHONE STARTS TO RING)
LORILIE- hello
LUKE- hey did you grab my keys this morning
LORILIRE- hello sweatie (SEMI-SARCASTICLY)
LUKE- hey hon, well did you?
LORILIE- now why would i grab your keys
LUKE- why would you watch willy wancka 6 times...
LORILIE- because its a classic
LUKE- ...in one night
LORILIE- i kept missing parts
LUKE- like?
LORILIE- like when the fat kid flew up the chocelet tube
LUKE- you missed that 6 times?
LORILIE-. so what you lost your keys
LUKE- yeah they were here this morning
LORILIE- how would you know they were there, you never drive your truck
LUKE- i do too
LORILIE- where?
LUKE- to the store
LORILIE- dosey's is two blocks away
LUKE- i go to menards in hartford
LORILIE-for what?
LUKE- tools
LORILIE- to do what?
LUKE- fix your house
LORILIE- oh right, yeah and by the way my upstairs window is broken
LUKE- which is why i need the keys
LORILIE- i can't think of where they might be, if i do i'll call
LUKE- thank you, i'll see you for lunch?
LORILIE- were else would i get my coffee
LUKE- well i should get back
LORILIE- well yeah me too, bye
LUKE- bye
(THEY HANG UP)
(JESS WALKS INTO THE DINNER)
JESS- here (HANDS LUKE HIS KEYS)
LUKE- where did you get these
JESS- barrowed them
LUKE- you stole my car
JESS- i barrowed your car, you stole mine, remember
LUKE- you can't just go around taking peoples car
JESS- steal is such a stonge word and besides you never use it
LUKE- why would i have a car if i never used it
JESS- to complete your loner life qualities
LUKE- i am not a loner
JESS- it was a joke
LUKE- i can't believe you stole my car
JESS- relax i left a note
LUKE- where jess? where is the note?
(JESS GOES TO THE COUNTER TO GET IT)
JESS- i... oh wait (PULLS NOTE OUT OF POCKET) i forgot (HANDS TO LUKE) here you go
LUKE- thanks (SARCASTICLY) you now i would have let you use it
JESS- and i would have asked but you were bussy
LUKE- with what
JESS- so lorilie spent the night huh?
LUKE- ok jess
(JESS WALKING OUT)
JESS- have a nice after noon uncle luke, sounded like you had a good night
LUKE- bye jess (IN A WHATEVER WAY).
(RORY WALKING TO CLASS)
LOGAN- hey ace
RORY- hey
LOGAN- so what happened the other night, is everything ok
RORY- everything is fine, confusing but fine
LOGAN- i know how that is, so does this mean we are off for saturday night dinner
RORY- i didn't realize we were on
LOGAN- well i would have informed you but your... jess interupted
RORY- right, well um, i probably will be hungry saturday
LOGAN- well thats convienent, i just happen to have reservations for some french restuarant that i can't pronounce the name to
RORY- ironic
LOGAN- so pick you up at 7
RORY- how about we meet at joe's coffee shop
LOGAN- o...k
RORY- i just have a late class that night
LOGAN- ok ace, see you then

(LORILIE LUKE'S)
LORILIE- hey babe
LUKE- (TO TAYLOR) you are not going to advertise your history photo shop in my dinner taylor
TAYLOR- luke if you could just...
LUKE- no, and get that washington suit off of ceiser
TAYLOR- i paid him good money to wear that suit, and he will wear it until his 2 hrs are up
LUKE- when did he put on the suit?
TAYLOR- an hour ago
LUKE- (LUKE PUTS FINGER IN CLOCK AND CHANGES IT AN HOUR AHEAD) oh look times up
TAYLOR- fine!
LUKE- thank you
TAYLOR- (IS WALKING OUT) you'll see ceaser in an hour
(LUKE STARTS TO GO AFTER HIM BUT LORILIE STOPS HIM)
LORILIE- hey calm down
LUKE- i have no cook
LORILIE- i'll cook
LUKE- are you kidding me i'm running a dinner not a funneral
LORILIE- well then i'll call sookie
LUKE- no thats ok, i'll cook until ceasar gets back
LORILIE- ok
LUKE- if i don't deside to kill him instead
LORILIE- so did you ever find your keys?
LUKE- yeah jess took them
LORILIE- when? why?
LUKE- sometime last night, and i have a feeling he slept in there
LORILIE- oh no, rory and him must have had another fight
LUKE- well, yeah how can you expect them not to, he's undependible
LORILIE- he loves her
LUKE- he left!
LORILIE- to keep her in yale!
LUKE- are you achually defending this guy?
LORILIE- i just think, if he cares more about rorys future than his own happyness, he must love her
LUKE- so now you and jess are best friends
LORILIE- oh yeah, he's my next dance marathon partener
LUKE- i'm sure he'll love that
LORILIE- he will finally get to practice his swing dance moves, he's been practicing for the juliet dance heart paraid
LUKE- WHAT?
LORILIE- don't change the subject, just pour (LUKE POURS COFFEE INTO HER MUG)
(RORY AT THE COFFEE HOUSE WAITING FOR LOGAN)
LOGAN- hey ace
RORY- (SMILY A LITTLE) hey
LOGAN- so my car is parked out front are you ready
RORY- (GRABS COFFEE FINISHES IT AND THROWS IT OUT) yeah
LOGAN- so how are things going
RORY- things are confussing
LOGAN- oh i'm sorry about that ace
RORY- but what is life without confussion
LOGAN- as any good writer would say
RORY- you know what, i'm not feeling to good, do you think i can take a raincheck
LOGAN- oh yeah sure, i'll drive you home
RORY- no i can't
LOGAN- sure you can
RORY- no achually i drove here
LOGAN- oh, well i guess we will just have to take a rain check on that to huh?
RORY- i guess we will, and i am really sry about this, i feel horible, it just theres so much stuff i need to sort out, before i start
LOGAN- no i get it
RORY- bye
LOGAN- bye ace
(PARIS CALLS LORILIE)
LORILIE- HELLO
PARIS- do you know where rory is, i can't get a hold of her, i tryed her cell phone, home phone, at least 20 times, i called your house, and left her hundreds of e-mails, and i even mailed her a letter.
LORILIE- paris calm down
PARIS- i can't calm down, me and rory have this duet paper, thing that is due tomorrow, and i still haven't read her rough draft yet, this is a 4 credit class, i have to ace it
LORILIE- paris, calm down, you know rory, miss control freak, i'm sure she will get back to you
PARIS- this is the last time i leave my acedemic statis up to a gilmore
LORILIE- NO you hang up first
PARIS- if you get ahold of her first
LORILIE- i'll have her call you
PARIS- good, bye
LORILIE- bye
(RORY COMES IN AND JESS IS PACKING UP)
JESS- oh come on i thought i had a little more time than that
RORY- i thought you left
JESS- relax rosemary, i just came to get my stuff
RORY- wasn't rosemary pregnant
JESS- right wronge analogy, the kid was the devil child
RORY- well now you know what to call my mother
(GRABS A SODA FROM FRIG AND SITS ON SOFA)
JESS- TOUGH DATE? did he try that thing where you stretch and then his hand went around the other person and then you cough and your hand fall, and you try to grab the...
RORY- (INTERUPTING) the date would have been fine if it wasn't for you
JESS- oh was i invited, sorry i couldn't make it i was packing up
RORY- JESS!
JESS- fine! how did i ruen you date?
RORY- forget it (WALKS OUT OF ROOM)
JESS- geez what PMS does to a chick
RORY- yeah well thats what happens when your NOT pregnant
JESS- why would you tell you grandparents you were pregnant rory, if you didn't want me comeing back
RORY- i didn't
JESS- then you must have gave them some impression, of pregnanacy, because richard looked pretty convinced
RORY- my mother did
JESS- i see, a little confussed though
RORY- i was upset that you left and my mother, desided to make everything right again
JESS- and you went along witt his?
RORY- yes
JESS- why? if you didn't want me back, then why go thought the trouble?
RORY- i have home work to do (CHANGING THE SUBJECT)
JESS- i have cloths to pack
(RORY WALKS INTO HER ROOM)
(COMMERSIALS)
(CHRIS PICKS UP LORILIE FOR WORK PARTY)
CHRIS- hey, your not dressed (PS SHE HAS HER PAJAMAS ON)
LORILIE- what, you mean this is to casual
CHRIS- very funny, we have to be there in 1/2 hr
LORILIE- if this is how you treat all your dates, no wonder you couldn't find someone to go with you
CHRIS- sorry, i'm just a little nervous
LORILIE- don't be your boss probably loves you, and will definetly give you the promotion, and you'll definetly even better if you let me wear the jammies
CHRIS- lor!
LORILIE - relax, my dress is upstairs, i'll be back in 5
CHRIS- hurry
LORILIE- i'm running baby
(AT RORYS HOME)
(RING-RING-RING)
RORY- jess!
JESS- what!
RORY- can you get that
JESS- sure now your nice to me, when you want me to do something for you
RORY- fine what ever make me get up from my homework, i thought you were all for me going to yale
JESS- sit! (ANSWERS PHONE) hello,
PARIS- is she there, she better be there, i know she's there, let me talk to her
JESS-(HOLDS PHONE AWAY FROM EAR) rory, your phsyco friend is on the phone
RORY- tell paris i'm not here
PARIS- i heard her voice, i've been trying to get ahold of her all day
JESS- to late she heard your voice
(RORY TAKES THE PHONE)
RORY- what do you want paris
PARIS- do you have your part of the essay? i need to see it before we hand it in
RORY- oh my god you called me 50 times b/c of an -assignment- that is due next week
PARIS- its due tomorrow, you have it done don't you
RORY- paris no its due the 15th, next saturday
PARIS- its the 14th
RORY- paris no its (LOOKS AT THE CALENDER) the 14th, oh no
PARIS- gilmore!
RORY- paris i have it, don't worry, i got to go
(HANGS UP)
JESS- well i'm out
RORY- whatever
JESS- is everything ok, you look a little stressed
RORY- yeah, i just have to pull an all nighter and make a tremendous essay, for miss gellar, i can't believe i lost track of the days, this is so unlike me
JESS- yeah so is lieing, and menipulating
RORY- your not helping!
JESS- well did you achually want me to help
RORY- i thought you were leaving
JESS- i am just thought you might want
RORY- want what jess! i don't have time for this
JESS- help
RORY- your not so great at the H word
JESS- i can be
RORY- i don't need your help, i can do this, i just need to go right now
JESS- fine good bye
RORY- sure now i get a good bye
(HE LEAVES)

(AT THE PARTY)
LORILIE- wow nice place, who new McDonalds, could afford the Hyatt
CHRIS- well they do serve a billoin smiles a day
LORILIE- ooo is that the boss
CHRIS- yep
LORILIE- he looks,(TRYING TO FIND WORDS) looks sofisticated
CHRIS- at a boss should
LORILIE- (THE BOSS TURNS AROUND 50 FT AWAY) and hot
CHRIS- lor!
LORILIE- woo baby, you have to work with that everyday
CHRIS- on a good day
LORILIE- no wonder you had this job so long
CHRIS- shh he's coming over
(BACK AT RORYS)
(COMING BACK FROM THE PARTY CHRIS IS WALKING LOR UP THE STEPS)
LORILIE- wow that was more fun than i expected
CHRIS- so you thought it was going to be dull, am i that old already
LORILIE- well its an office party
CHRIS- the ppl i work with aren't coreners, lorilai
LORILIE- that would make the party creepy not dull
CHRIS- right
LORILIE- so
CHRIS- so, i should go, thank you for coming tonight lor, it really meant alot to me
LORILIE- no problem
(CHRIS KISSES HER)
LORILIE- chris! what are you doing
CHRIS- lor, i miss you, i don't know, i just
LORILIE- i'm with luke chris you can't just do that
CHRIS- you know we are meant to be together
LORILIE- no its to late, i'm with luke now, i'm happy
CHRIS- its not to late, it can't be
LORILIE- i think you should go
(HE WALKS AWAY)
(TYPING ON THE COMPUTER AND HEARS A KNOCK)
(ANSWERS DOOR AND NO ONE IS THERE, LOOKS AROUND LOOKS DOWN AND THERE SITS A HUGE CUPOF STARBUCKS COFFEE, A BAG WITH A DONUT IN IT, AND A NOTE)
NOTE SAYS- i noticed you ran out of coffee, so you need some way to get caffine. i am sorry things couldn't work out between us, i do love you and miss you already, but i know i handled things wronge, again. maybe you could try and forgive me, if not good luck in life, i know you will get were you want to be. -jess
(THE END)